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>>694744984
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions make me sick
>Ama claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLitPNSnrTo
Didn't even realize I had last image, desu.
DSFARGEG
Best type moon claimed.
This is now a get thread
>>694755781
Only thing got was Rekt, desu.
>>694755482
*pets and loves*
>>694755888
it begins
>>694755610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t4g_beN93w
>>694755888
>gets trips
Fucking shit on my face already you sexy moose!
>>694755781
hes not pointing to the posts directly above and below look again
>>694755744
Heya Shiro! Whats good friend??
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life hopes that this Thread will have less Autism.
Also, all of you are Cute!
>>694756103
> sexy moose
I can live with this, desu.
>>694756162
Shiro is one of the only good things. I'm heading to the store now, bye.
>>694756387
Oh. Alright have fun
>>694755580
same tbh
roll
>>694756644
Wub a dub dub, desu~
Best German Cv Claimed
Thread is dead
>Wakemeupinside.exe
>>694755897
pretty good
>>694756644
it's song lyrics
religious roll
Pls
>>694757017
The important thing is you tried.
>claiming yume
>>694756895
Graf
>>694756909
it wasn't a shitpost? :o
roll
>>694757732
(You)me
>>694758080
I never shitpost, adorable pic :3
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>>694758888
Cute waifu, nice integer.
>>694759025
qb did nothing wrong
Quiet thread I see.
Alas, my spear missed the prey, but the arrow hit my heart like none other
Good day everyone
Claimed
>>694756835
Best shipfu desu~
>>694758888
nice quads, string instrument accessory
>>694759155
What he did was certainly unfair for the megucas and Earth, but it was for the greater good and salvation of the universe.
>>694758888
"Melissa"
I can't go up against those quads.
Wadddup?
Yeah thread is slow
Still watching Konosuba
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Saber claimed
>>694753359
>Alter is cheating
Still Saber
>Late reply since I was busy
>>694760053
Yeah seems so
>>694760053
Howdy Akiko, I hope that arrow brought you love for your waifu.
>Best shipfu desu~
Not Yuubari.
just passing by to show ya 2 good Brazilian song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61jSSF3Vu54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXrTm9fv9W8
>Yuiko Claimed.
>The PC won`t connect to my phone so I`m still without pics
>>694760053
are you hunting people? :(
>>694760097
I want homo to bandage my wounds
Claiming Chiaki.
>>694761883
faggot
>>694760753
Not sure which part you're referring to
>>694761491
Good day Homura
>I hope that arrow brought you love for your waifu
That's exactly the arrow I was talking about
>Not Yuubari
Who?
>>694761757
I was hunting fish with a spear from a kayak
>>694762074
Chihiro claimers are faggots.
>>694762404
What did he mean by this?
>>694762388
you're in love with a fish?
>kkk
>>694761757
i want you to bandage my wounds :o
roll
Chris hansen just showed up in the stream.
Hes reading our loli chat logs back to us.
>>694762388
>>694742320
go here, vote trump non white, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds
>>694762926
..i feel bad for you
>>694761757
I want to get carried in MMOs by Konata.
>>694762726
How could you possibly have misinterpreted that?
>>694763146
Who the fuck are you? That's not a ship
Dio-sama...
>>694763362
>hat's not a ship
Yes it is.
>>694763362
>when your design is so good people don't even think you're a ship
Killua claimed
>>694763463
Been a while. What's good Dio?
>>694763543
o fuk
>>694763576
>people don't even think you're a ship
Doesn't that make it a bad design though?
>>694763543
Is Shiki a ship?
>>694762893
here's my heart <3
don't break it ;-;
>>694763288
I want to play an MMO :o
>>694763362
you're a mysterious anon
>>694763612
Shota
>>694763787
Has it? Well I guess I don't claim at this hour very often. Anyways I've been playing a lot of tf2 even though I'm getting shitty FPS, the Commisar's Coat is impossible to find.
>>694763902
>>694763288
You and homura anon would make a cute ship
>>694763895
Is Saber a sample?
>>694763902
it will never break
<3 roll
>>694763787
Does it? I love subtleties, but the outfit in that pic is slightly altered from canon and she didn't even have her machinery in it.
>>694755564
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10/10 best dagashi, would kashi
>>694763902
You mean right now? Why don't you play one?
>>694764101
Why?
>>694764101
I think so too, but I'm shipped with sachi
>>694764341
love roll :3
>>694764762
It just seems that way
>>694764792
That's pretty cute, but you can have both of them I guess
>>694764109
>cosplay
Nice
>>694764762
I'm poor ._.
>>694765158
homo is too good for that
>>694765363
Therefore,you should have her because you are worth of it
>>694764109
>Shiki as Amatsukaze
Cute. Couldn't find original of my image
>>694765738
I'm shipped with myself :O
>>694765363
>I'm poor ._.
There are free MMOs out there, if a low-end PC is your problem there are also games that don't push on your graphics card too hard.
>homo is too good for that
What did he mean by this?
>>694765158
We don't need a ship to be cute.
>>694765738
>These_two_anons
>two_anons
>>694765738
What?you shipped him with himself?
>>694765738
What....
Also claimed.
>>694765849
>>694765903
>>694765907
>>694765973
didn't happen
>>694764762
>>694764792
>
>>694765880
any MMO recs?
>>694766069
you smugged up
>>694766069
Oh,cute!Homura and konata ship is now confirmed!
>>694766069
Whatever, it's not like anyone would be proud of being shipped with Konata.
it makes sense since kagami and madoka are shipped
>>694766377
>filename
You spelled thought wrong
>>694766069
Ships are cancer. Your ships are beyond cancer and I don't need you to get them anyway.
>>694766377
I'd rather be shipped with Konata than with you.
>>694766088
You could try Onigiri, it's a bit clunky and end game doesn't look too promising, but the leveling experience and co-op is incredibly fun. It's also free and low-end.
>>694766854
engrish es hrd
Hey, hey.
Dio is pretty cool dude, he is not retarded or anything at least.
>>694766940
is it on steam? and I'll check it out :o
>>694766940
>>694766588
Thus, it's official?
What was that deleted post
>>694766940
but this is my 1st shipping :o
>>694766940
It's not like just any plebeians could be shipped with someone as great as me.
>>694767122
Well I did say that.
>>694767301
And it was true.
>>694767841
me and mugi should ship :o
Just finished Konosuba
Now watching To love RU
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694767970
yeah naw fam
Do you faggots even own a life?
>>694767970
But you have Homura~...
So HOL UP
Is Shinoa in the thread?
>>694763902
I am anything but
>>694764080
tf2? Isn't that game dead as fuck ever since OW came out? I know I haven't bothered to check it out
>>694764561
>she didn't even have her machinery in it.
That's probably what got me.
>>694768128
Dude I own like 7 life
>>694768042
I would recommend re: zero. It's damn good, desu.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1. You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3. You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5. You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7. You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9. You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs. Your choice of any of the above.
Trips. All of the above.
>>694768220
no it was just me :o
>>694768280
quads= none of the above?
>>694767970
Calm down there, bucko.
>>694768042
You found the reason why everyone switches frome her?
>>694768128
I'm breathing, so yeah.
>>694768280
Might as well.
>>694768240
ive watched like almost all of it i agree
>>694768400
Dubs confirm
>>694768280
2-3 pls
>>694768280
2-3 ples
>>694768280
Rolling for 4-5
Someone took the time to write all of that?
He must be pretty autistic
>>694768280
sachi roll
>>694768400
you're multi-waifuing too now :o
>>694768280
delet this
>>694768220
It's not dead, far from it. They finally release competitive plays and changed their pubs system and added a leveling system for pubs that is completely aesthetic, but still it's nice to be higher level than others. I think I've been playing since 2011, it's a fun game.
Mai you shoud kys
>>694768280
trips get
>>694768686
Looks like you already have a shitposting superpower.
>>694768788
idiot
>>694768787
fuck you faggot
>>694768825
cute waifu, bad anime :(
>>694768280
I don't mind anything, I'm just rolling to post another Dio picture.
>>694768825
>>694768788
Fuck off old men
>>694768968
I'm not Tats, It's just my shitposting superpower.
mai a retard
>>694768646
no i was simply shipping :o
roll
>>694768280
>>694768400
i chose 0-1 :o
![[Meguca]_Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_-_08_[BD][h264-1080p_FLAC][6C818534].mkv_snapshot_20.33_[2014.07.07_19.14.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lvAHq0y.jpg "[Meguca] Puella Magi Madoka Magica - 08 [BD][h264-1080p FLAC][6C818534].mkv snapshot 20.33 [2014.07.07 19.14.53]")
Aren't you mothafuckas from /a/
I think I get it. The reason why I like Mei so much is that she reminds me of Lady. Also claimed
>>694769155
I have more brain cells in my brain than you have in your entire body.
>>694768220
Have some machinery then.
>>694769232
Fuck off
>>694769232
waifu threads on /a/ are cringe
>>694769183
ship roll :o
>>694769096
still applies cutie :3
>>694758888
wot?
mai a brainless banana
>>694768400
Curses
>>694768733
Ah so they've stepped it up since they now have a competitor. Actually, tf2 will outlive OW for the simple reason that while both games fill the same niche, OW isn't f2p
>>694769326
>I like Mei
My nigga
>>694769326
Thanks fam
>>694769439
I'm not even a banana much less one without a brain.
I have returned.
>>694756595
So, what ya up to?
I guess the power of shitposting got the better of them.
Mai afraid of shitposting
>>694767159
Don't think so, but you should be able to get it for free with googling skills. Maybe we could play some day if you want but I'm not going to be here on saturday.
>>694768788
Which one will you choose?
![[Meguca]_Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_-_05_[BD][h264-1080p_FLAC][7AB5FA8C].mkv_snapshot_19.14_[2014.07.03_00.04.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pbxH0dZ.jpg "[Meguca] Puella Magi Madoka Magica - 05 [BD][h264-1080p FLAC][7AB5FA8C].mkv snapshot 19.14 [2014.07.03 00.04.56]")
>>694769329
Hello to you too
>>694769392
4chan is cringe.
>>694769664
>i've been shit faced drunk
>>694769392
Whats so bad about them now I wanna check it out
>>694769579
You are mad that I can shitpost much better than you but still waste my ability you gaylord
>>694769494
Besides tf2 is not the kind of game that can die easily, there's always going to be a bunch of people playing it. It's probably because of incredibly valuable items.
Mai is a sad guy
>>694769856
That thumbnail though.
>>694769934
Things like this are why foot lovers need to be gassed.
Claimed again
>>694770114
Addict
>>694769856
Dio confirmed footfag
>>694769494
>Liking Mei
Shit taste
>>694769856
nice feet
>>694769392
o; roll o;
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yq0OdSD.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [206].png](https://i.imgur.com/JzahXry.png "Syndra [206]")
