Oh yeah, and trips can override.

Shameless self bump

Pls

>>694751478
Let it go like a sensible human being

>>694751478
Name it Salza

Go off yourself

>>694751967
It's just an animal
There's billions of em.

>>694751478
Name it Charmander

>>694751478
Where's the mothafuckin time stamp nigga

upp the pooper it goes

In the pooper

Space program

>>694752157
Also space programme

Kill it with a hammer

>>694752195
bump

>>694752225
Roll

>>694752225
Reroll

>>694752195
Rell

>>694752225
roll

>>694751478
Eat only its eyes.

>>694752355
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>694752355
countering it with these trips right HERE
my trips say space program.

Keep it as your pet till it dies of age

also name it cumguzzler

Make it participate in a deathmatch with another lizard or whatever. The winner gets released back into the wild.

>>694752355
OP deliver

>>694752355
Checked

>>694752429
HERE

>>694751478
Pogona Henrylawsoni don't live in the forest fucking faggot you just post your fucking pet to bait newfags

space program now!

Op here

You have two minutes to override, unless you get trips till then, then its eyes go in my belly

>>694751478
Eat it alive. or die OP

the chances of you finding a bearded dragon "in the forest" are pretty low

>>694752480
fuck i was just about to say this nigga. That said, if i get dubs eat its poop

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>>694752355

>>694752591
Make it your pet and name it Faggot

>>694752355
this

>>694751478
Do you live in Australia

Nigga that's a bearded dragon

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>>694752591
that's a fucking bearded dragon, an Australian desert lizard, you didn't find it in a forest.

>>694752697
Roll

trips say space program

>>694752591
Enjoy your eyes

>>694752858
roll

>>694752775
Reroll

>>694746793 (OP)
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY!

>>694751478
space

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>>694752821
Unless someone let it out in the forest because they dont want to take care of it anymore? Think of that one dipshit?

>>694752591
Bye bye bearded dragon :c

Clearly a pet bought it the store, you won't find that lizard in a forest you dumbasses.

>>694753068
The 2 minutes already passed :c

Release it.

ONE LAST SPACE PROGRAM EFFORT, TRIPS!

>>694751478
>bearded dragon
>found in forest

Jesus christ you are all retarded

>>694753086
It's not like he would deliver

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Nope! It's my pet.

Die you fucking sick bastards

>>694753156
He said about 3/4 minutes ago, that if we don't get trips and say another thing in 2 minutes, he will eat their eyes.

>>694752591
>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

Deliver OP, its been over 5 minutes. I want to see a 'lizard' with empty eye sockets.

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>>694753086
What??! Get outta here

>>694753053
right and someone else just happened to stumble across the very same lizard

Save the lizard

buy it a mate and watch them have lizrd babies

>>694751478
You're all fucking retarded. That's a bearded dragon. They're found in deserts.

>>694753288
Good for you anon

Don't eat it's eyes and name it Hitler

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>>694753053
it wouldn't survive. I own one, have owned a few over the years. They become super domesticated and dependent. Not to mention any environment that grows enough trees for a forest would be too cold to sustain them. they need LOTS of direct light to keep warm.
Dipshit.

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>>694751478
i like to dress myself and my lizard up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg

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>>694753288
get a real pet faggot

>>694753729
> flabs of fat

Disgusting piece of shit go kys.

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>>694753728
>Implying that it is impossible for someone to release a bearded dragon in some midwest summer forest and have some guy find it playing pokemon go or some other bullshit the same day

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>>694753958
>implying you're straight.

>>694754207
He didn't imply that at all, try to stay on topic.