>>694745182
post proof?

>>694745260
How I don't have a camera all I got is an old acer netbook

like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_ldEQMU50

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>>694745182

How was your first fap after waking up?

>>694745528
Haven't done it yet and I don't know where to start


Got any good material?

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>11 years

>2005

>implying he had a smartphone in 2005


fuck off kid. someone hand him an underage b& please

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>>694745595

Sure.

>>694745182
There wasn't 4g phones 11 years ago with mobile internet. Eat a dick liar.

>>694745182
Is the world a shittier place than you remember?

>>694745624
This and;
>>694745700
dubs of truth

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>>694745624
This was my phone

>>694745715
No, 4chan now has gay people and rules changed. And what the fuck is genderfluid

>>694745840
You didn't browser 4chan with that, stop lying faggot. This story has more holes in than a dead Afghan.

>>694745182
>2005
>Android

Do you stupid fuckers even try anymore?

>>694745700
>>694745966
dubs of truths

>>694745966
Why would I lie? Hold up let me take a picture of my old phones with my sister's phone

>>694745182
Even old Acer Netbooks have Cams

>>694745182
There weren't any Android phones 11 years ago, kiddo.

>>694745182
You could've at least done some research and got your timescales right faggot.

>>694746099
First Android Phone was htc Dream released 2008. What a bad bait kek

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>>694746090

>>694745595
You should start with your penis
how else can you fap?

From comaboiii ??

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>>694746058
Take a picture of a hospital document from 11 years ago pertaining to a coma, timestamp it and show us your ID in the same pic to confirm name.

>why would anyone lie on the internet?

>>694745182
How many times do you think you were raped in that 11-year period?

>>694746336
I mean like I need to good chinese cartoon porn

>>694746358
I throw those away

>>694746382
Don't know but my balls do sure hurt

>>694746358

this.

you fucked up op, you roleplaying faggot.

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>>694746058
An old phone doesn't prove shit

>>694746530

On top of that, that's an ASUS, not an Acer.

>>694746466
>I throw those away

You were 15, someone would have something. Stop lying faggot.

>>694746530
It's not even an android>>694746509

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>>694745840
That's not a real picture you faggot.
You, me, and most of everyone else knows this.
But you'll still get replies.

Enjoy the (you)'s

>>694745182
you still have that 15yo face?

>>694746670
>>694746695
Why doesn't no one believe me?

>>694746466

>I throw those away

oh okay then, just woke up from an 11 year coma and threw out the docs.

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Its 2016, there are real pokemon roaming the streets literally happend 2 days ago. Gotta catch em all, watch out for the real team rocket they out there.

>>694746670
He got beat up by a nigger for it, why would he still have it

>>694746789
No progress in games huh, pokemon is for man children

>>694746789
>team rocket
He means niggers stealing people's iPhones in church parking lots.

>>694746751
Cause the Internet is not real, we are just the post you put in your own imagination

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>>694746751
>Why doesn't no one believe me?

Because you're lying and you have no proof you were ever in the hospital. Not to mention your story is very flawed. You didn't even take the time to think up before you came here, faggot.

>>694745624
Fuck you, I had a smartphone in 2003
http://imagenes.para-celulares.com/imagenes-celular-nokia-6600.html

Symbian-based, mind you, but STILL COUNTS.

I miss Symbian.

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>>694746466
> Chinese
Here you go faggot...
Fap away

>>694746939
Fucking newfags think they know everything

op here, i just tricked u all, cant believe i trolled u all so easily. im actually 16 and never did a coma.

>>694746983
Any lola bunny from my favorite space jam movie

>>694746981
Shut up faglord, no one cares.

"/b/ something something
everything here is a work of fiction, something or other"

>>694747043
Dude im 26

>>694745182
Shut it, wanker. Just either show us some proof or get bashed, yeah?

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>>694747000
Nice trips faggot even though I do know everything and I'm not even new, I've been here since June.

>>694746981
ahahaha I love it how say noone cares yet you still replied to my post

/b/ in a nutshell

>>694745624
Fucking idiot probably from a shitty third world country

>>694746821
A nigger beat him up for a phone that only existed as Photoshop in a digital image?

So what you're really saying is niggers are unpredictable monkeys that will beat people up randomly for no reason...

Thanks Shawneekwa, we knew that already.

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>>694747226
Yay! I've been waiting for this day to come!

>>694747144

this man isnt op

>>694747043
>never did a coma
Are you Vincent Adultman?

>>694747144
Nigger beat you when you were four? Dude, is he, like, your dad or something? Also, I though niggers didn't have dads, that they sprung fully formed from God's left asscheek armed with a gun and disregard from the law.

>>694747055
Even through all the lies, it's a furry.
Abandon thread.

Whoa...that guy in the pic is hot. I want to inspect his butthole.

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>>694747308
>Shawneekwa,

Wow u crakka mutha fukka it $haniquewa, u crakka ass white boi sukk mi dikk

>>694747500
Thx dubs

There are phone apps that have horny woman, its so easy to get laid.

>>694747677
Thx dubs

>>694747564
Don't tell me how to make fun of niggers.
I've been doing it a long time, I doubt you have anything to offer

Although I will give you the thumbs up on the $ symbol

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>>694747383
I'm op

If you want a good fap watch Resort Boin 2.

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>>694747677
You've been visited by the anon of dubs and sexy women app

>You'll find a sexy gril in your app but only if you say "thx dubs" in this thread

>>694748030
Is that illegal

>>694745182
>>694745322
Medical papers, retard?

>>694748189
I told the doctors I didn't need them

>>694748189
Seriously who keeps those

>>694748189
I asked; >>694746358

>>694745182
Your thread is SOUR
O
U
R

>>694748189

he threw them out apparently. documents that he'd need for any legal proofs eg. insurance.

>>694748247
>>694748308
Lots of people, for insurance purposes. If he's American he'd have a huge bill for being in the hospital for 11 years.

>>694748437
I live in Ontario

>>694745182
Underage and b&

this thread seems legit (not)

>>694748503
Wow so do I, so what hospital were you at? Why didn't I hear about this in the news?

>Cause it didn't happen

>>694748620
Kaiser

>>694748540
Think someone would do that? Lie about did a coma

>>694748718
>>694748620
But seriously guys, what did I miss since I was out

I'm God, and I saw this is real.

>>694748718
Maby he's just bored

A plane flew in the twintowers

>>694749020
I won one.

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>>694745182
>Still mentally 15
Lol dude, and right at Summer? You're joking.

Anyway, black president, two consecutive terms. Osama Bin Laden dead, America celebrates. Scarlett Johansson. Rise in school shootings and psychotic attacks. News media is exposing corruption in the streets and spawning race wars and hate. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton. ISIS is the new thing. Refugees from all over the world. New iPhones, Tablets, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10. NASA stops going to the moon. America still bombing third world countries. Gas prices plummet. Bitcoin spike of 2013, and Altcoins. Oil spills. Nuclear energy plant catastrophes Devastating natural disasters in Haiti, New Orleans, Japan, all over the world really. Anonymous Official is the gayest Youtube channel next to Fred and Vevo - now exposed to the 'in-crowd'. Scandals and corporate bailouts. Major hackers - NSA, Snowden and Wikileaks, leaking top secret American secrets. Animals going extinct and endangered. Latest satellite discoveries. Deep web sites get shut down a bunch, new versions every year. New 4chin Boards. Latest Red Hot Chili Peppers album. Game of Thrones and Archer. Oldschool Runescape is back.

>here's a fish I caught at a lake

If this thread was true and you were in a coma for 11 years, you would check the news and not browse 4chan

>>694749065
?

>>694749229
I'm Christ, 23 BC here.
AMA thread derail.

>>694749083
Why are there so many versions of windows and why do Americans always fuck shit up

>>694749083
Dude. Nice fish

heys guys op here, youre all in a comma

>>694749293
Hey JESUS!

>>694749293
how many fish

>>694749488
Dude it's not funny and now I don't know what to do with my lifde

>>694748877
Show me something from Kaiser

>>694749782
Prove to us you were really in a coma, that's your life goal. We need irrefutable proof.

>>694749798
Why ould i have something from the hospital

>>694749914
Because your were apparently in a coma for 11 years, retard.

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>>694749320
Beecaaaaause, that's just what we dooooo. It's in our evolutionary naturrrrrrrre.
Oh yeah and religion is still a thing. Conan went to jail. George Carlin die. Just, a lot of terrible stupid shit. Facebook becomes the new thing over Myspace. MS Paint has these weird new paintbrushes. You missed out on the entire years of Xbox 360, like Call of Duty, Halo, Skyrim????????? DUDE!!!! Anyway, Xbox One and PS4, Nintendo Wii and Wii-U. New DS's. Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Black, White, X, Y, and GO.

>here's me installing Windows 10, Trial or whatever
>Totally fucking sucks
>updates every two days
>Ads built into the computer
>I can't even play my old games
I can't even uninstall because I don't have old Windows 7 back up point

>>694749986
Im not a stealer

>>694745182
Android phones didn't break out until 2009 you stupid fucker. The first one was from 2008.

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>>694749914
>in a coma for 11 years
>has nothing from hospital
>nothing, not one bracelet, not one document

Stfu and go play Minecraft kiddo.

>>694749401
Tanks, I put that little shit in a bowl of ramen.

>>694750031
Can my emachine run any games

Hold up let me take a picture of my old laptop and tell me if it'll run any games

>>694748189
Don't ask for that shit.
Can you see he...
> just woke up
His magic phone is fully charged
There's WiFi in the hospital (NOPE)
maybe his data plan lasted 11 years..

It's almost as if OP is a faggot.

What's the point though?
This is still better than some trap/fur/cuck faggotry.

>>694750071
>11 years ago
>Android phone
>Shows us stock photo of Nokia phone

Nigger, do you think we're stupid?

>>694745322
He's legit

>>694750216
dont forget that he would be in debt for the rest of his life if he actually was in a coma for that long and would've been taken off of life support after a year anyway

>>694748247
And since you still "feel" like you're 15 years old, I assume you're back living in your bedroom with mom and dad?

Here's a valid question.

After 8 weeks in a straight-leg cast, I could only barely move my knee and had no muscle at all.

How is your body doing after lying still for 11 years?

Show us a picture of your completely lack of muscle.

Let's see your calves.

>>694750071
>>694750407
You are a stealer. You're a fucking thief. You're taking my time. I'll never get this time back!

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>>694745182
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4O4PehfP-JE

The horror

>>694750486
I said that earlier in thread too dude

>>694749083
That's not a fish...
That's a water rat.

You wouldn't eat rat meat, so why eat cat meat?

>>694749293
That's not how you derail a thread.

guys,

even if he is legit, he is still technically a 15 year old. that should still warrant a ban.

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This is what is inside the "Password.txt.ink" might run in a virtual machine to see what happens.

>>694750492
It's good my dad strectech my limbs every days so im built

>>694747043
>16
underage b&

>>694750756
But im 26 which means I can go out with sexy older women now

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>>694747564
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4O4PehfP-JE

Ok for that nightmare inducing shit I have to answer with more cringe.

>>694750407
It's not even a stock photo.
Is a shop image.
That phone isn't real, someone drew it

>>694747043
we knew, fucking retard


MODS UNDERAGED FUCKING RETARD

>>694750486
Only if OP is in USAsia.
The rest of the world doesn't charge people for being sick/hurt, so they don't kill people when their family can't pay the bills

> FREEDOM!!!!!

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>>694750764
Everyday.
For 11 years.
Sure.

>>694747236
xD
THAT'D BETTER BE BAIT

>>694745182
You're full of shit OP

>>694751534
No I'm not

>>694745182
Islam is a hateful religion

>>694748247
go back to Tumblr you autistic atention whore

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>>694750486
Kinda gives you a good reason to want a zombie apocalypse right?

Anyway OP, play Minecraft at least once, it's breddy gud. WEB'ms are the latest things, apart from .gifs. You can now get to level 100 in world of Warcraft. Studio Ghibli halted production like two years ago. Ebola, zika, and swine flu. New flat screen tv's and computer screens. College and medical bills got even more expensive. 2012 never fucking happened, people think they're in heaven. People still think it's end times. Vinyl and LP is coming back. Dude, Dubstep and Vaporwave, check em out NOW!
Washington and Oregon latest states to decriminalize marijuana, still federally illegal. Lol, sinkholes. The latest unexplained, paranormal anomalies around the world. About a week's worth of effort can catch you up on the latest and best shit. you're lucky a lot of the past decade has TOTALLY SUCKED ASS.

>>694748718
yes you fucking atention whore

>>694745182
>first Android
>11 years ago

Fucking iPhone only came out 2006 or 2007, android didn't follow until about 2 or 3 years later.

Sage. Make story more realistic next time

>>694751645
Never change islam

>>694751655
What's tumblr

>>694751725
What is a webs,ebloa,zitka. and swine flu

>>694745624
You're a fucking idiot

>>694749782
go to fucking tumblr and fucking bitch about your fake bullshit there

>>694750764
I'm am OP's dad.
I stretched his asshole way more than his legs...
How's your butthole feel son?
You owe me about $20,000 a year now.
Sorry to drop this on you now, but my free sex is gone, you waking up took it from me, so you are responding Sibley for replacing it.
I feel $20,000 should cover my yearly hooker expenses

>>694749914
legal ducuments you retard
you still have to get fucking qualifications

>>694751942
Nice try but I live in ontario and I owe nothing to the hospital

thx dubs

>>694745260
You can't post proof of a fucking coma. Unless there's a doctor's log or something

>>694750462
>says he has no camera, yet takes a photo within minutes

>>694751427
His dad did something everyday
Gave him the capital D...
(For loving dad)
or he just raped him as this post suggests
>>694751942

>>694750532
>dramafag

>>694752251
I borrowed my sisters phone

>>694745182
ive got some bad news for you dude...

>>694752452
Why?

>>694750764
still no muscle you fucking retard, show us, you have a fucking camera - we know your a fucking atention whoring newfag anyway

>>694752085
So I raped you all those years for nothing?
Sorry son... can we let bygones be bygones?

>>694751609
yes you are

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>>694751908
Shit that I'm surprised Anonymous hasn't trolled the world about. Diseases.

Like why haven't we faked some disease yet? This stupid Rage day bullshit and faking celebrity deaths. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!
sorry.. i got low blood sugar...

>What is a webm
>>>/wsg/


Don't forget to take your Aspie Test, your Political compass, and Myers Briggs test
Go get the latest Anarchist Cookbook, and Gentoomen's Library.

>>694746875
WHAT THE FUCK. Kill yourself you JEALOUS LITTLE FAGGOT. You're probably just mad because you suck at the game or are a fucking neet who doesn't walk anywhere and thinks there's no Pokemon. Fuck you.

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>op

>>694745182
Minnesota Fucking Vikings still haven't won the Super Fucking Bowl

>>694751908
Ebola has been a thing for a long time. Nice try.

>>694752875
Who's the cutie?

>>694752332
>uses sisters phone
>implies he cant use his sisters phone

>>694749986
op is baiting but if i went into a coma the first thing id do when i wake up is browse 4chan lol

>>694752971
Wanda something from Bojack Horseman. You goddamn deviant

>itt people posting in this thread trying to get op to prove he's a troll
>not just ignoring it and moving on to a more worthwhile thread

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>>694745182
if anyone has the latest get with May getting titjob money shot, that would be great.

ONE.MAN.WOLF.PACK.
Hitler is still getting Satanic gets like it's nobody's business.

Avatar beat Titanic in the box office

>>694746937
Mind....blown... Too high for this shit

>>694753133
Are furries not a thing in 2016, I remember when furries were a thing before i got in a coma

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>>694745182
animaniacs is just as popular as EVER!
i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg

>>694746382
Pussywagon

niggers have now taken over the world

take down as many as you can

>>694746789
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_games

Here you go. Good luck. I stopped giving a fuck after I used my Master Ball and it became IMPOSSIBLE to trade Pokemon without a Gameboy SP and that cord or a DS and whatever wifi Settings you needed.

>>694753553
Where's Bill

>>694753754
>used his masterball

Lol pleb.

>>694753890
>>694753754
Do man children still play poket monsters

I'm 26.

When I was 15 we didn't have androids. We just browsed /b/ on our desktops.

>>694753934
Now we walk around and do it in real life.

>>694754355
So pedophiles walking on the streets

People are still trying to catch pokemon

>>694747439
...bojack horseman?

>>694742320
go here, vote trump non white, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds.

>>694745182
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS GOT TROLLED SO HARD


I WAS JUST FAKING IT FUCKERS

>>694755605
>TROLLED

>>694745840
Nice water mark in the bottom right

>>694753274
And that's why nobody takes stoners seriously...

>>694754711
> vote trump non white
But trumps white you retard.
How can you vote non white, and the better question is...
WHY would you vote NON white?

>>694755605
Really?
So OP was just pretending to be retarded?
Nobody saw that coming...

>>694748247
Ya, because everyone who was in an 11 year coma, which I doubt you were considering how much money it would cost and your probable lack of insurance, that you wouldn't keep papers for future reference if ever you had neurological problems in the future, which is almost garnered being in a vegetative state for so long. Stop lying and just confess.

>>694756725
I was in a coma

>>694745182
proof or fake

>>694748503
This further proves the point, no hospital in Ontario has the equipment or the room to have a kid on life support for 11 years. Get out of your pipe dream

>>694756777
He said he isn't USAsian...
That means health issues won't financially cripple him for all eternity.

>>694756270
>right

>>694756911
It takes one bed and equipment.
OP is a lying faggot, but you're saying shit that are lies which can actually be proven wrong.

>>694756270
>right
Which hand makes the L again? Oh, right? Exactly L for right.

>>694757290
I don't care if you don't believe me, Im just sad because I don't what to do now

>>694745182
>11 years ago
>android phone

>>694746751
Because no one tells the truth on this website despite having complete and total anonymity. Then when someone does actually tell the truth the liars assume it's a lie. I can't prove if you're lying or not. Frankly I don't care too much and I won't try. Have fun and good luck with life.

>>694757440
You could use your prehistoric smartphone to take a photo of a timestamp...

Oh wait... you can't.
Because you are full of shit

>>694758026
It was stolen, remember?

>>694757764
>Because no one tells the truth on this website despite having complete and total anonymity.
You're a fag.
/thread

>>694758091
I forgot..
Niggers beat you up and stole it.where are you now?
No doubt it's in the pit of doom where phones explode on entry

>>694745182
Well the President is black and blacks are allowed to kill white cops just for being white and you can't complain or you're racist.

Same goes for the people who did 9/11

>>694758300
In my room

>>694758322
damn monkeys

>>694758470
In your room.
So what device are you using to update this thread?

>>694747905
A D D O N S
D
D
O
N
S

>>694758615
acer netbook

>>694758667
Excellent.
Now go ask one of your parents to use their phone to take a picture and you have the ability to timestamp.
> inb4 lame excuse

>>694758913
They're not here atm

You missed the robot uprising

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>>694746781

>>694750619
>You wouldn't eat rat meat
>implying
I, for once, ate a rat and it was delicious

>>694759039
You got INB4'd on that

An hero
It's the only way

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>>694745182
>tfw when i thought 11 years ago we had nokia 3210
>realise 11 years ago was 2005
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>694745182
>because a nigger
You can fuck white daughters and wives, they still prefer huge cock, nothing change about that.

>>694759359
I would also try rat meat.

But I felt the need to ridicule wall of text, and that was the way.