>>694737052
Ever since I met my girlfriends sister I've only wanted the sister.

I forced my sister to have sex with me.

I think my mom is a milf

>>694737052
Teenage years;

>Rubbed my dick on EVERYTHING in my little sisters room. Pillows, blankets, door handles, anything and everything that she would touch

>used to jerk off just loud enough for her to hear (her room was on the other side of mine), I'd press myself up against the wall and just moan slightly

>used to jerk off by her while she slept at night, usually cumming on the floor

>when she was really young I put my dick in he rmouth, even though it dick was small then, she couldnt take more than the tip but it was enough for me to bust

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When my little sister was 8, I jerked off and came in her mouth when she was asleep.

When she was 12, I dissolved a couple of my xanax in her water bottle and fingered her tight pussy and asshole while she was still loopy.

Did it again when she was 15, but I fucked her instead.
To this day, she has no idea.

>>694737701
how old was she?

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>>694738350
fucking pedophile

>>694738389
she was probably 6 and I would've been 14

>>694738485
i hate you and that meme

I find women and girls online who are curious about seeing younger stuff and then I show them and we watch and get off together.

I slowly talk them into wanting to see. They often get hooked on it and go wild.

>>694738485
fuck you

The Jews aren't that bad.

>>694738534
have you done anything since? with sister or similar ages?

>>694737211
Omfg...same here!

>>694739025
>>694737211

Rule in life -- never date a girl if you find her sister more attractive than her.

How old is the sister in these cases? Old enough to date/fuck?

blackmailed a coworkers wife in to taking nudes for me

now her shit is posted all the time and i have no regrets

When I was a kid about 5 and 6 my parents used to always let the girl down the street babysit me. She used to jerk me off and suck on my cock. She used to love to rub my balls and watch my cock her hard and then stop and watch as it got soft again. A couple of times she held my hand and rubbed it against her pussy.

>>694738823
only 3 people, sister, her friend and my nephew

the most I ever got from my sister was a blowjob and dry humping, she was too young to know what either was so I think I got away with it.

sisters friend I flashed and teased when she would've been about 7, just would walk by her and hang around her with my dick out hard, sometimes see how close I can pass her face with my dick out.

nephew would've been 7, I was looking after him while everyone else was out, he was on the floor playing legos and I was watching a movie with heaps of sex scenes. Eventually I played the "guessing game" with him. put a blindfold on him and told him to guess what was happening. He sucked my dick and I ended up sucking him, dont think he came.

>>694739317
pics or it didn't happen

>>694737211
I'm currently home alone with the gf's sister. We've fucked before back in high school. I have no clue how to make a move now -_-

>>694739614
Bring up the high school fucking and dwell on it.

She'll start getting excited to the memories.

>>694737052
Saw the posts about sisters so I figured I'd share mine too.

When my little sister was about 10 she often used to sleep in the living room right outside my room wearing just a tshirt and panties.

One time I came out when it was just me an her at home and she was dead asleep on the couch with her shirt riding up and her legs wide open.

I had heard some faint squishing sounds earlier and when I saw this I thought, no, surely my sweet little sister did not fall asleep while masturbating on the couch.

My hear began to beat really fast as I approached and sure enough there was a wet spot on her panties and a smell in the air that I had only recently become familiar with due to fooling around with my girlfriend at a time.

I knew she was a heavy sleeper and I was so aroused by this situation that I had to act. I slowly sat down and leaned over between her legs and gave her crotch a good deep sniff.

It was heavenly.

I ended up very gently pulling her panties to the side and licking her still moist little bald pussy a bit, then getting super paranoid and dashing back to my room to jerk off.

She never found out.

I wish I had rubbed my dick on her pussy too, but I was too cautious.

>>694737052
i fucked OP's mom once.
whew i do feel better.

>>694738485
damn it

>>694739697
Lol

>>694739431
you still into that range?

>>694739687
How the fuck do I just bring that shit up casually?

>>694739708

Dude she told us. You were terrible but better than op.

I cross dress. If you do too add me on Kik kingrahuda

>>694739875
havent done anything for a while, they're grown up now

you?

>>694739957
Start off with talking about high school, unrelated to the sex. Pause for a second. Pretend to just now remember you fucked her. Bring up the day, not the event. Make her think about it.

>>694740019
I'm this guy >>694738720

For the last 8 years I've been in a sexual relationship with my cousin.

About 4-6 years old
Fat friend
Went to his house one day
We play Astro Boy
Was just us with our shirts off running around his house shooting laser guns at each other
Wrestled after that (no we wernt fucking, it was legit wrestling)
Month later him and his family move to Britain
New friend now, short kid
Even fucking weirder
Takes shirt off all the time
Regardless the situation his shirt is always off
Goes crazy one day and gets nude right in front of me
What the fuck
I feel bad for him being nude since he probably has mental issues so I go nude too to lighten things up
We just running around his house nude not touching just running
His mom comes home
Oh fuck we're in trouble
His mom is totally fine with it and let's us stay nude
Run around some more, she watches us the entire time
>no green text because fuck you I'm on mobile

>>694738720
people would be surprised by the amount of women into it

>>694739870
How is that funny?

I wasn't going to try to fuck her or anything, she was only 10 and she was asleep.

I have a great relationship with her to this day, which is pretty awesome, so it's good I didn't take things too far

>>694740115
So? You can marry your cousin here

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY!

>>694740190
yeah. You know some too? Or you are one?

>>694737052
i love mi cousin/best friend ....and i delete the picture of her in bikini because heart hurts (even whit penis feels gud)

>>694738485
oh

>>694740508
two of 3 previous girlfriends were into it.
started with them calling me daddy then me calling them my little girl etc etc just snowballed from there

But they were into it more than I was, it was great.

>>694740663
yeah. were you the guy yesterday who fucked girls while they watched stuff?

>>694740849
no, must've missed that guy

>>694740579

dergon benis xD

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>>694740663
>just snowballed from there
someone likes the taste of their own cum!

>>694740896
seems common then. We were saying women always want to see more hard stuff, younger stuff, deeper stuff than most guys like.

They also are more likely to go do things IRL I think. one of mine did at least. Maybe 2

>>694741374
1st girlfriend was molested when she was a kid and she took ages to come out of her shell about it, she liked acting like a little innocent girl (she wasn't forced into stuff when she was young, she was just cooerced into it).

2nd girlfriend was molested too but she didnt like saying "molest" because she enjoyed it. She had done a few things with some boys, I know she has a brother who would've been about 4 when we dated and she told me how she liked to play with him

I was 6 or 7, sister was 13, she liked to secretly speep with thongs. We slept in the same room, different beds. One night i stabbed her asshole with my dick and ran into my bet in case it woke her, she told me to go to sleep or else.

>>694737052
Pssstt... I really wanna fuck the girl in OP's pic!

>>694738485
Nice meme but I like this one more

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>694742059
>she told me to go to sleep or else
>or else

I drunkenly raped a 13 year old on a dirty rug in a garage.
We fucked for another 2 years. Turned out she was a slut. Gave me chlamydia once. I wonder if I wrecked her emotionally.

>>694741861
ooh a lot of them seem to have had their own experiences as a kid and liked it or at least come to terms with it

I had one that liked to fantasise about her sister too.

>>694742355
she wants you too. Mouth open.

>>694742644
if one of my ex-gfs had a little sister I would've been all over that, probably would've joined me too

>>694742641
pics or it didn't happen

>>694737052
Some kid molested my uncle growing up

>>694742872
Any straight normal dude would be ask over that

>>694737052
I fucked my cousin when we were 12

>>694740476
but what if peace truck was already in me cuntry

>>694742880
I like not being banned

I used to make my ex cuck me at parties in high school eventually she said I was a fag and left me for one of those guys feelsbadman

>>694743420
You are a fag.

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>>694737052
I have this fantasy of raping the girl I know and snuff her and fuck her corpse. Even paid someone to make a fake porn of her (there's some gore ones)

Not into some real corpse or gore and puked when I see one.

>the pic is not the girl of course, just kinda related

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>>694742872
need to get some new gfs, mate!

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>>694743660
I have a fantasy of getting raped by my future boyfriend, getting thrown around in bed, fucked mercilessly until I fake the faint.

>tfw no bf to do that
>why even live

>>694743851
single moms

>>694743921
are you a woman? Lots of guys would be up for that, I think. Never made a woman faint but it's fun to ravish her and leave statches and bruises.

>>694744022
yupp.... had any?

There used to be a mom who lurked the secrets threads sometimes who had a fetish for guys fucking her 5yo girl behind her back. She was really interesting.

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>>694744148
>are you a woman?

Trap

I paid my girlfriend's younger cousin to pose in sexy positions and tease me in an outfit of my chose while i jerked off to her

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>>694743921
Any idea how you grow up with that fettish?

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>>694737052
i am aryan and i am attracted to jewish women

>>694744282
where u live?

>>694744209
only ever heard of one who a guy I used to know dated.
She was 43, kind of ugly and was incredibly clingy but she had a 4yo.
I knew he was into the same stuff I was but he said the mother initiated it and actually helped him with it.

>>694744396
No idea

>>694744570
Romania

>>694738485
no

i sucked decays big dick

I waited because I didn't have a proper skill set.

>>694744619
Could you lend me your M1918 BAR for a moment?

>>694744610
fuckkk.... She wasn't into sharing?

How did your friend know about your interests? sounds risky.

I hear moms initiate it a lot too.

I want to suck a girl's dick

i banged this guy off craigslist in a motel when i was like 18 he was like 35

sucked this like grandpas dick for 40 bucks for dope (don't get me started)

slapped this bitch for cheating on me but when i just found out she said she got raped idk if trie / not cheated on ... idk i think she's a slut regardless

banged hella dudes on grindr idfk know you name it

noko

>>694744619

Unde?

>>694737052
I almost stabbed a wanker in the back of the neck because the little shit wouldn't stop talking.

>>694745255
Bucuresti

>dubs

>>694745403

Da poze :^)

>>694745022
I found a couple suspicious pictures on his phone so I let him "find" some on my phone, then I just straight up asked him.

Oh she was into sharing but only with the guy she was with at the time (friend)

>>694745486
Pe skype : ^ )

>>694745560

De ce nu aici?

>>694744619
>>694745403
Cred ca as putea sa te ajut

>>694745509
aw. Did he take any photos for you at least?

Did you ever meet the woman or girl irl and know what they were doing?

I think gay men are cool and funny.

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>>694745692
Pentru ca :^)

>>694745734
Pot sa adorm in bratele tale dupa? N-n-no homo

>>694745932

:^) da skype atunci si poate vedem

>>694745755
saw one video from that motherfucker and that was it. It was him on the couch with the camera aimed at the mother who had her saggy tits out and was talking dirty to the camera, then it panned down and the daughter was there with his cock in her mouth

>>694745932
>Pot sa adorm in bratele tale dupa?
Sigur. O sa fie un somn lung, cel mai lung din viata ta

>>694746192
sounds... intriguing.

Why did they break up?

Never looked for a single mom yourself?

>>694742320
go here, vote trump non white, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds...

>>694740849
post pics

>>694742619
She sounded angry

>>694740663
My wife is into it :)

>>694747027
lucky guy.

How did you find out? Who was into it first?

Do you have kids?

>>694739317
How did you do it? The blackmail I mean.

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>>694745403
>>694744282


Tu esti, Daria? =))

ITT: PEDOS

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>>694739647

>>694748152
Yeah, a lot of us can't help it though.

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>be me
>7-8yo
>realize weewee feels good when I put it inside things
>have cat
>put weewee up cat's ass
>cat bleeds from ass
>also have dog
>mom comes asking me wtf happened to cat
>tell mom I "saw the dog on the cat humping"
>dog gets balls cut off next day
>mfw I'm off scot-free

I voted for Brexit

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>>694748776

>wat

I once beat up a drunk guy for fun on my way home from a party, he hadn't done anything - I just felt like it.

>>694748776
How were you not maliciously clawed and bitten by the cat? wtf?

>>694738485
fuck off

>>694739647
That pussy is WET!

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My name is Christopher Poole.

>>694749707

I guess the cat was incredibly tame.

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The DMV person doing my driving test was mumbling about dying after I turned onto a road with an oncoming car I couldn't see around another car, afterward she admitted she had failed a lot of students from the driving instructor I had and she felt bad about it, so she gave me a pass and now I feel like the retarded high school student the teacher gives a minimum passing grade just so they get the fuck out of their class, or that episode of Spongebob where Mrs. Puff says fuck it and just gives Spongebob his license.

I don't think I've ever had a success in my life feel so empty and meaningless. I almost wish I could take the test over again

>>694750437
Or the cat was incredibly fictitious

i cut the brake lines on the lorry that ploughed them poor people
ismall dident know he treid his best to stop or at least slow down the lorry

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>>694752060

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>>694748776

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>>694748776

Fucked my cousins girlfriend on his 18th birthday

>>694737052
I killed 70 people in nice france

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>>694739957
Find some way to make her remember it without directly mentioning the sex. Discuss the place it happened or what you guys did before or after. Get a little more direct, but don't overtly mention it. Then say something about how you think it'd be inappropriate to discuss the fact that you fucked, or tell her that she's a perv because you can tell she's thinking about it. Close by offhandedly mentioning that you feel awkward about it because you were such a newb and you've learned so much about how to be a better sexer than you knew then.

>>694737052
the only thing keeping me sane for the last 2 weeks is knowing that I'll get some weed tonight so I will be able to turn my mind off for the next few weeks

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>>694738485
I wish you people put this much effort into more important shit.

>>694738485
Pretty clever

>>694752726
please kill yourself

>>694737701
sick fuck

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I want to fuck my sexy cousin and hear about how other people would fuck her. Nothing makes me harder than thinking about her fucking or fucking her.

>>694742887
Kek! I love did there! But pics or gtfo.

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>>694753085
no

I production a lot off precum...sont before parties or friends supper, i masturbate a bit and smear precum on my nose, cheeks and chin.
So every girls i kiss have somewhat be in contact with my dick !

>>694753146
To be fair she seems really fucking hot

>>694748295
Rehabilitation

>>694743420
You ever think you might want to just reach out and touch the bull's cock? Maybe lick your girls clit while he's fucking her and "oops" you just licked his shaft too? It was just because they jostled while you were licker her. Felt good on your tongue though, didn't it?

I've been sleeping with my step brothers girlfriend for 4 months and he still hasn't realised.

>>694751694
Or the secret to taming cats is dick in ass

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Got drunk with my gf and her little sister. When we got home my gf passed out and I fucked her sister. Her body was incredible and the sex was the best I've had. Gf never found out. Pic related. Gf on left her little sister on right.

>>694753933
dubs says you've never owned a cat

>>694749886
She might have used lubricant

>>694750678
Well let's see your dick. My best buddy in high school was a total fuckup, but he had a huge dick. Maybe you guys are alike.

>>694738350
These are the kind of secrets you should take to the grave asap

>>694740137
>greentexts at end

>>694754072
omg please tell me uve got more pics

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I want to sleep with my daughter. Would love to make her cum.

I'm about to go ask a doctor to swab my rectum because I think I got gonorrhea from the ONE FUCKING TIME I let a guy fuck me (without a condom) just so i could know what it feels like. He's a firefighter, I thought you can trust those guys!

>>694754858
NYPA, faggot

My wifes sister is much hotter than my wife

>>694754858
It's ok, man. She's not your real daughter anyway. Won't be incest, but still a win!

>>694755039
>just so I could know what it feels like
>faggot

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>>694754788
Gfs Sister on right

When my sister was 7 i think maybe 8 i got her to suck my dick and i fingered her some of the times

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>>694755411
Gfs sister on right again

>>694755296
Yeah. It did feel pretty good. Still get wood from boobs and vag though. I'm still figuring some things out.

>>694747903
basically reached out to her and threatened his job by exposing some shit he had on his computer he wasn't supposed to have

i told her to get on cam, and pose for me, take some pics with her webcam and even more with her digital camera, from there i continued to escalate my demands

>>694748105
De unde stii cum ma cheama

>>694755411
>>694755465

thx mate! tbh both look great! are u still with ur gf? wouldnt mind if u keep posting ;)

>>694755678
Dude what's to figure out? You're bi. Alls good.

>>694740137
Was the weird kids name Rob?

>>694755678
You now have boobs, a vag, but can still get wood?

Sometimes I put penis in vagina.

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>>694744415
you sick fuck, hitler didnt die for this

>>694756013
Yeah, and I'm def going to do it again. But not until I know I don't have gonorrhea. Unfortunately I've got all the symptoms listed by Dr Google. Then it will be alls good.

>>694756511
kek and checked

>>694738485
jeez boi

in my teen years i used to go through the laundry basket and grab a pair of used panties from each of my sisters, put one over my face and the other over my cock and masturbate.
everyone thinks im straight but im bicurious but never acted on it till i got really drunk one night and went to a gay sauna, one big russian dude took a liking to me and took me to the cinema room and i sucked his cock, then because i was one of the younger ones there about 6 other men started fondling me and feeding me their cocks, the russian went behind me and pushed my head to the floor and really roughly fucked me and spanked me calling me all kinds of shit. then when he finished i laid on the floor and a man came up and came on my face and walked away. Then another took the opportunity to mount me and had a turn. ended up being fucked by 4 guys and sucked maybe 8 cocks

When I hypnotize my friends I secretly get turned on, but since they have their eyes closed until I tell them to open them they can never tell.

the shame

>>694752726
Kill yourself faggot.

> record 12 year old sister in law in shower
> sneak into her panty drawer
> suck on her dirty panties and fap in a clean pair
> fold cum filled panties back into drawer
> no regrets

>>694756698
Just be safe dude. If it's a random fuck, always protection. But enjoy!

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i fucking love girls wearing white socks

I'm 23 yr old normal fag and recently realized that I'm attracted to little girls. I saw one pic of a naked girl (probably about 10) doing a sexy pose and I just had to see more. Now I accept that I'm a pedo.

I started dating a girl for the first time a few months ago thinking I was a lez. Turns out I still lust for guys and schlick to hetero porn. I can't tell my girl, she'd be devastated

>>694758657
Well, I'm not really a pedo because I still like normal aged girls. I just recognize that little girls get horny too.

I banged Donald Trump, Im sorry had to get that ut of my system whew

>>694758771
You're probably just bi. Is your gf one of those crazy dykes?

>>694738350
How old were you the first time you molested her? Also, do you have trouble keeping relationships now that you are an adult?

>>694738485

Nice tabs

>>694737052
Mom got me into child modeling when I was younger. Ended up being a little more than modeling, but she knew that when she got me into it. Ran away when I was 13. I'm socially retarded now because I don't know how gloss over my childhood when people mention it. I'm a guy btw, sorry faggots.

>>694745280
I almost robbed a bank cuz I was short of money for a coffee, but found some change under a cushion so didn't

I cheated with the fiancée of one of my friends, and she got pregnant.

My friend is currently raising my child.

>>694745280
I almost punched a guy's nose bone up into his brain killing him because he looked at me funny. Lucky for him I didn't.

>>694745280
I was going to take a huge shit on the kitchen floor at my girlfriend's house because she's such a neat freak.

>>694758771
I'd hate for you to sabatoge a three month relationship for a life of happiness.

> be me
> 7-8 y/o
> at school after hours for football game
> "fuck this I'm going to the playground
> play till the games about over
> run ahead of friends
> their a little ways behind so I stop and wait for them
> right next to front office
> I get crazy idea to rub balls on window
> check for friends to see if I have time
> I do
> no one around
> drop pants and rub balls all window
> kek
> leaves smear
> even more kek
> dying of laughter
> pull up my pants and find friends
> they as why i was laughing
> told them I thought of something funny
> they pass it off and we headed home

My roomate had a 15 year old daughter who'd always pass out on the couch. I use to stand next to her and beat off and cum all over her head.

I'm 18, secretly crossdress and jack off with strangers over skype. Sometimes the strangers are like.. 60 years old. It really turns me on.

>>694738485
i dont understand this stupid meme. I usually dont reply to it because it sounds like a stupid 10 year old came up with it. It isnt funny in the slightest so I dont get why ppl even respond to it. Do ppl actually find this funny? I dont understand.. and its not unfunny because its offensive or anything like that, it is just stupid and not funny period. I love offensive things if they have comical value but wtf is this garbage and why is it a thing?

>>694761700
i am a pedo
who waits until bed-o
to stroke on my head-o
if i get caught
i am a dead-o

I still fap to my ex's high school nudes

>>694761700
>>694761680
One day a guy sat down on the couch
Next to his mates daughter, who also lived in the house
The daughter was a fucking stoner
So anon erected; DIAMOND BONER!
He jerked and he jerked at a very fast pace
And then came hard on the poor girls face

Fin

>>694761700
Janine
Fifteen
Hair so pristine
But needs my cream

I've secretly recorded two housemates changing after a shower, two friends taking a shower, and my mother in law showering

>>694761700
The room glows with warmth and the friends are closer
Ever more I think and ever more I sigh
To the delightful beauty of life and of the young maiden living it on her couch before me
To the sick beat of meat you'll hear the melody of oohs and ahs and paint yourself in deviance


I have no idea how to make a poem

RIP me

sophomore in college, my girlfriend's family drove up to visit. her brother, senior in high school, was a twink and basically sniffed me out as being bi-curious. when my gf and her parents were out walking the campus, her brother and i fooled around.

i would pay for bus tickets so that her brother could visit her - but really it was just so that him and i could continue to go behind her back.

I tried to fuck my boss for a promotion (he was 60 yr old male, I was 24 at the time). He couldn't get it up so he fired me with his flaccid dick in my mouth.

>>694737052

People often puts motorbikes on the street
They dont allow my dawg and I to have a safe walk
Always walk really late at night, so nobody checks out us
Day1: put superglue on keypoint to prevent turning on bike.
Day2 : put dawg shit on bike sit
Day 3 : broke both mirrors
Day 4 : Broke again both mirrors
Day 5 : Put cotton ball with alcohol on fire on bike sit, to make a hole on it (it workd)
Day 6,7,8,8,10... : Moar random dawg shit
Day X : put again cotton ball with alcohol on fire

At home, I see lot of smoke from bike place

> aw shit

I see fire, lot

Fire bell

Firemen

Policemen everywhere

Get under bed scared as shit

today, nobody knows who set the bike on fire
Aw, sorry

> be me, 30 years old.

>>694759227
Yes, she is. Kinda hot in the beginning, now I'm really scared she'd find out and beat me dead (I'm too slim to fight back even housecats)

>>694761313
I think I'm in love with her...

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>>694738485

I recently found some pictures of my wife when she was young and then when she was in high school. idk why but they turned me on so much. been fapping like crazy looking at those pictures.

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>>694762941

>>694737334
Same but with my brother.

>>694755737

arata pizda de baiat

>>694737052
>Be 13 year old fag
>Younger cousin is over
>He's nine
>Watching toons on the couch
>He falls asleep pretty quick
>Just wearing shorts because it's hot as fuck
>I keep glancing at his body
>Look between his legs
>Shorts scrunched up and no underwear on
>See his smooth balls
>Don't know why but end up looking at his dick and playing with it
>Felt guilty about it but did it a few times

>>694763147
Care to share?

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I am homosexually attracted to my best friend