What's your favourite metal /b/? I go for copper because of it's nice colour and it's superior conductivity. Right, silver is slightly better, but thats shit is some kind of super expensive nigger metal - you could buy tons of precious copper instead of a single shit of silver. Protip: Gold is prohibited because fuck you, no jewish elements.
>>694731857
Faggotierium, because its what op is made of
What even is this thread!?
sage
Bismuth. It has so many properties just that our out of this world. It can change a whole bunch of nice looking colors when it oxidizes. Fuck 29 electrons Bi has 83 right of the rip. Can you even crystal? Bismuth can. Fuck yea Bismuth.
Probably slayer
>>694732084
Bismuth is an alloy you shit, not a metal.
Pic related
>>694732312
Fuck, you dumb Cu loving buttlicker. Can you even expand when you cool? Bismuth can. Look up element 83 you stupid Cu loving troll I don't even care the lurker must know how superior Bismuth is.
Fuck Yeah Bismuth
i love all the dubs metals like titan
>>694731857
It's calcium. That thing make you stand!
>>694731857
But it oxidizes so quickly
And how do you justify barring gold "because it's a jew element". All elements are worth as much as the biggest idiot is willing to pay for it. It's almost arbitrary that gold be our standard for currency.
>>694731857
Diamond is my favourite metal.
>>694733579
>But it oxidizes so quickly
Not op but I love copper with a nice verdigris
Cesium.
Put it I'm water and it explodes
Obviously Iron. Without Iron, we would be in the stone ages.
>>694731857
are we talking elemental metals, alloy metals or both?
metallurgyfag here
personally i like colombium
CU is ass in portuguese, so i'll go with copper too
Back it up, cockbag
>>694733910
this guy knows what's up.
Manganese obviously. Did you ever think about the chemistry of Manganese? Having more than seven states of oxidation is pretty awesome.
Copper marigolds.
>>694734543
Someone valiant my reference!
Americium
U is for Uranium, BOMBS!!!
>>694734655
I wanna make a shield outta dat...
Cobalt masterrace
Lots of unstable isotopes
You say "wow what a shiny, pretty piece of metal i've got" but you're slowly dying of rads
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FAGGOTS, MY FAVOURITE METAL IS IRON, YOU KNOW WHY? WHERE THE FUCK WOULD WE BE WITHOUT IT? THAT SHIT SPAWNED THE DAMN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, AND BEFORE THAT WE MADE SWORDS AND SHIT. YEAH SURE GOLD AN COPPER CAN MAKE WIRES AND SHIT BUT IRON IS WHERE IT'S AT. YOU WANT TO BE A WELDER? TOO BAD IF THERE'S NO STEEL. YOU WANT TO BE A BLACKSMITH, TOO BAD IF THERE'S NO IRON. FUCKING SHIT WE LIVE OFF THIS SHIT, THOSE BEAMS IN YOUR HOUSE, FUCKING IRON, THAT FUCKING CAR YOU GOT THERE FUCKING IRON. GOD I FUCKING LOVE IRON. YOU BETTER LEARN SOME DAMN RESPECT BECAUSE IRON IS THE DAMN KING OF TODAY'S SOCIETY. OTHER METALS CAN'T COMPARE TO THIS SHIT. FUCKING MIX IT WITH A SHIT TON OF CARBON, BAM! THERE'S STAINLESS STEEL! FUCKING ADD SOME MORE CARBON THE THAT SHIT BAM PIG IRON! I DON'T REALLY NO WHAT THATS USED FOR BUT DAMN DOES IT HAVE A COOL FUCKING NAME. BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER, YOU ADD ONLY A BIT OF CARBON FUCKING WOWZERS THERE IS FUCKING STEEL. ADD SOME CHROMIUM TO THAT BITCH, YOU GOT STAINLESS STEEL NIGGERS. FUCKING HELL, IRON CAN DO ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKS. YOU SCRAP IRON, YOU PUMP IRON, YOU IRON YOUR DAMN CLOTHS. FUCK! MOTHERFUCKERS! IRON IS FUCKING GODLY!
>>694735234
Cobalt is the only true answer. This guy gets it.
>>694733910
Perfect 5/7 comment
hydrogen.
YES IT IS. LOOK IT UP FUCKWADS.
>>694731857
diamond
>>694735510
he's right you know
>>694735510
> Forgot about bronze
What a faggot
Cobalt is pretty neat
>>694733910
>Diamond
>metal
>>694731857
Enjoy your oxidation faggot
Tungstem and osmium, but magnesium is pretty cool when it burns too
>>694735510
FUCKING HELL, DAMN A SHIT TON OF CARBON IS DAMN CAST IRON, THATS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY FUCK! I JUST GET SO DAMN EXCITED ABOUT IRON THAT I TYPE SHIT WRONG NIGGER.
>>694735713
FUCK YOU, LITTLE BITCH, BRONZE AIN'T GOT NO SHIT ON IRON, BRONZE WAS JUST THE GIRL YOU FUCKED TO GET TO HER SISTER. FUCKING BRONZE CAN SUCK MY DICK, MOSTLY FUCKING COPPER AND SHIT, FUCK THAT!
Livermorium ftw
>>694735713
bronze is an alloy retard
>>694734421
That pic is a pitiful attempt of that particular style, still like bismuth though
>>694735916
>falling for this bait
>MFW
>>694735657
Someone beat you to it
bismuth: dose stairsteps doe
>>694731857
Probably Cobalt, simply because I love the colour blue and how versatile it is
I like gallium because it melts in your hand.
Mercury is the shit.... Liquid metal fuck yeah, plus you can poison your family with it... Coool
>>694731857
Aluminum Copper Iron Lead
i like cobalt. found some rocks that had little round specs that i thought might be cobalt, but wasnt really sure. wasnt as nice as this though
>>694732312
>Bismuth is an alloy you shit, not a metal.
I can't tell if anon is a troll, or genuinely stupid.
www.americanelements.com/bi.html
>>694739227
Cobalt isn't blue in metal form
>>694731857
Can it be an alloy?
if so, bronze.
If not, titanium
>>694739548
>presented unrefined rock
>didnt present the pure metal
whats your point
Megadeth
>>694736479
its a metal. op didnt say it had to be an elemental metal.
so thats you told
ngl smh atm tbh
>>694740607
Your frontman got kicked out of the band then turned to jesus. Fucking Slayer!
Spending my morning watching autistic argue about metals.
>>694740934
Fuck you
Dave mustard is the best singer in the history of metal
Copper is priced by the pound...I'd rather trade is penny sized piece of gold you fucking pleb
>>694732172
Came to say this. Have a cocktail.
>his favourite metal isnt Mercury
>>694734421
Fuck Yeah Bismuth
>>694735510
>YOU IRON YOUR DAMN CLOTHS
lost
Diamond is my favourite metal.
Stone
Cocks.
T. OP
>>694742547
more
Mithril
>addy pl8s fuk off pls
>>694742824
>only being 20 defence
>not even 30 for addy
>>694742993
Nigger say that to my main zezima
So are you guys knowledgable about metal or just posting pasta?
>>694731857
Diamond is my favorite metal because it's hard like my peenor
>>694742547
Escher did it better. No stupid camera in front of his face.
>>694731857
the only proper answer is rhodium
>>694733910
mahnigga.jpg
>>694743136
Yes
I Like Sodium,
Just add water, and you GET FIRE BITCHES
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>694741385
>Mercury
>liquid
How feels to suck dicks?
>>694743314
>sodium
lmaod my ass off potassium is far superior
>>694743314
>>694743611
>what is NaK
it's like you don't know shit about chemistry
>>694743611
Bro that ain't the best
Someone pop some knowledge on cesium
5th alkaline best alkaline
>>694742808
>one of the cheapest metals
Stay poor fag
Platinum is the only right answer, this fucker right here can catalize the shit outta of you!!!
>Bismuth
Story Time, faggots
>>694731857
Copper is my favorite metal too
I love the faces people make when I tell them that.
BTW did you know copper can do THIS?
>>694732084
>bismuth
>being this edgy
>>694735537
Thank you Brendan
>>694731857
I like mercury, used to play with it a lot untill we switched to glassy carbon electrode voltammetry
>>694732312
Are you literally this fucking retarded?
>>694743767
>liquid at room tempeture
shit tier alloy tbh
>>694741385
We're talking about metals, not planets, retard.
>>694731857
It's a tie between lead and aluminum. On one hand lead is way easier for dickfarming. But on th other aluminum is more readily available, less hazardous to our health, and more cost effective.
>>694733979
Wouldn't we be in the bronze age if we stopped at iron?
>>694744729
that's a nice harvest you've got there, must have been a hard season for you
>>694744917
Said it before and I'll say again
FUCK YEAH BISMUTH
>>694734739
so glad someone posted it.
>>694744444
check'd
>>694744892
>>694744917
this is high in the running of one of the most stupidest things i have ever subjected my brain to.
Uranium of course!
>It actually radiates energy.
>Can be used as fuel for reactors or as a part of a weapon.
>Depleted uranium is fucking dense, you can use it for all kinds of shit.
>>694744960
Sure has. Between work and rain and adult responsibilities... it's hard out there for us dickfarmers. /sigh
Uranium, because it gives you cancer.
I like zinc cause it sounds cool.
>>694731857
Mine would probably be rhodium. Its the most expensive precious metal, and it has a beautiful sheen when polished. It's what makes white gold possible.
>>694741029
>butthurt carbonfag detected
Mercury
It's liquid and very poisonous, everyone loves it
>>694744602
>being this retarded
Neodymium
Uses: Lasers and magnets
What more would an autistic want?
>>694744917
Nice story, bretty hot.
>>694744535
but 'splosions, anon
>>694745707
This! I've got a couple neodymimum magnets and they are fucking strong as hell!
Gotta keep them in a special locker far from watches, electronics etc.
>>694732312
Nigger look at the PT
Lend cuz when the nukes roll out it'll be the only thing that protects us. Also everything eventually will decomp into lead ;D
>>694745998
Lead*
>>694745103
Yeah, it's pretty fucking whack.
>>694745877
/ak/ can't get to finish it soon enough. 2 of 4 volumes left.
>>694745943
id just got with potassium then
liquid hydrogen, densest motherfucker around
Iron Maiden is my favorite metal
>>694745998
Decompose to lead? You mean radioactive metals and hydrogen in stars?
>>694745998
>metal
>decompose
lmao it isnt wood anon metal doesnt rot
Radium is a pretty cool guy. eh kills cancer and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>694746986
>doesn't afraid of anything.
god bless you,
I once ate a hot turd and there was a penny in it. So I guess I'm a Cuck loving Cu
>>694732312
Die?