I play Pokemon Go
niggers tongue my anus
I browse 4chan daily
>>694730482
I am a jew
>>694730482
What's your favorite Game?
>>694730482
my dick is small
i rape little kids
>>694730482
You lost the game.
I am very poor.
Say your last prayer
Your dick is bigger.
I care about feminism
Praise Allah, motherfucker.
>>694730482
allah hu akbar !!!
*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*
>>694730482
I am 5'5 tall
I own a firearm
Watch Rocko's Modern Life
You're a dude, right?
>>694730927
>words
>thinks exclamation mark is a word
Where does it go?
Do it like mom!
You in to vore?
Lemme get my fursuit.
I'll fuck your nose!
>>694731122
My sister was better.
What size are those?!
I don't really follow rules.
>>694731178
Better than my brother?
Let's split the bill
>>694731244
Dad was way harder.
>>694730482
hitler did nothing wrong
>>694731337
I really like memes.
>>694730482
Anal Only No Exceptions
Anarky 4 lief, fukkas!
I mastered the blade.
*To a religious person* "Lemme guess, Imaginary Friend?"
>>694730482
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>>694731118
you know nothing infidel snow
>>694730482
I lurk four chan
You older than 5?
Time for an earjob!
>>694730482
Oooops! I just sharted.
>>694730482
Where's your Penis?
Mind driving me home?
>>694730482
That's funny because I got a date because I play pokemon go.
>>694731429
Snow was a horrible person and not the slightest bit Jamaican. True infidels fuck goats
>>694731238
>>694731629
You're not a goat.
>>694730482
This date is over.
>>694731337
>1337
>>694730482
I miss my ex
You must pay tonight
>>694730622
11\10
>>694730482
You allready tot got teeth?!
>>694730482
i play on pc
I fucked your dog.
>>694730482
I really love you
>>694731676
Exactly. Also not a dirty Muslim fuck
>>694730482
my parents are watching
>>694730482
Quick story related to Pokemon Go (I know 4chan will like)
I live in Jackson Mississippi, last week a couple of guys baited a spot outside a college dorm with several pokemon, two kids come running outside to catch them, they get robbed at gunpoint.
Best part? They get robbed of their phones.
"No, please, I have 30 Pokemon in my phone.. take my wallet instead! Look, I have a honda civic parked around the corner, take that instead! Not my phone. NOT MY PHONE!!!!!"
>>694731843
>Not getting the joke.
allah hu ak bar
Wheres the first grader?
>>694731936
>I is reely dum
>>694730482
Hi, meet my mom
Show tits or gtfo
Gibbe de pussi b0ss
I just shit myself
>>694730482
my cat's a vegan
I vape. A lot.
My religion is scientology.
I believe in homeopathy.
Climate change isn't real.
I'm not racist but...
One Punch Man sucks.
Donald Drumpf for president.
good evening m' lady
Can you pay please?
>>694732333
>wasting trips on that
>>694730482
u want sum fuk?
>>694730482
Anal is my contraception
Your vagina looks cool
>>694730482
Battered chapped pussy lips
hey there little piggy
Let's talk about feminism
One steak, well done
>>694730482
Vinegar. Purple. Fourteen. Xylophone
I can't count to four.
>>694730482
your fucking mother said:
Fnang namng namg mamngnngg
I'm a poor fag
>>694730482
I have the aids
bernie has a chance
>>694730482
nice
I vape monstrous clouds
I read Quran everyday
Hitler did nothing wrong
Hey. Black Lives Matter.
>>694731618
as did i
can smell your fartboxplease?
>>694730482
Looked thinner on facebook
>>694732222
truth of the quads
Hello, I am Frank
>>694730482
Wheres your penis at?
can we fuck first?
>>694730980
Underrated/10
I am a Cuck
>>694730482
Brony and proud, bitch.
sharpie in pooper, now!
>>694730980
kek
>>694730482
get away from me
I... Um... Sorry... Bye.
>>694730482
tits or gtfo bitch
I'm a crossfitting vegan
im a console gamer
>>694730482
You pay the bill.
>>694730980
Holy shit kek
>>694730482
Are you my mom?
i found your nudes
Liking traps isn't gay
>>694730482
I forgot my wallet
>>694730482
"You spelled pokèmon wrong", rip no more dates with op.
>>694731392
This works alot actually
>>694730482
PTHC
Hitler did something wrong
>>694730482
wanna see my memes ?
>>694730980
>Still live with parents
I feel bad for anyone over 18 who still lives with their parents.
>>694730980
i dont get it, is this how you speak ?
M0D$ M0D$ M0D$ M0D$!!!!!
Replytothispost oryourmother willdie inhersleeptonight
>Captcha : commercial trucks KEK
>>694730482
Op is a fag
I make big cums
>>694730482
My Truck is NICE
>>694730482
Thick musMUSHROOM BIG cums
>>694737525
The joke is that he's an otherkin and identifies himself as a truck
I love you
Would you marry me?
>>694730482
My shit is dripping
I hate chocolate milk.
My diaper is full
Let me filet you
So, do you vape?
>>694730482
my mo m brought me
I'm voting for Trump
>>694730482
Wow, are you pregnant?
Send me nudes already!
My main is loki
>>694737508
Some of us can afford college, since we don't live in the US.
You have a boyfriend?
>>694730482
My name is OP
You ever done bestiality?
>>694739091
I like your boobs.
>>694730482
Traps are better faggot
did i ruin it?
>>694730482
Split the bill bitch
>>694730674
thehe is nothing wrong with being a jew!!!!
>>694730482
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>694739001
He's referencing the terrorist attack in Nice dumbass.
>>694730482
I am a virgin
my diarrhea just sprayed
>>694739001
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/nice-terror-attack-driver-who-killed-84-on-french-riviera-was-cr/
dumbass its about a terrorist attack
Underrated
I support the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
>>694737508
Average age of people living with parents is about 25.
Enough time to get a 4 year, and intern at some shit job.
But you're the best, you work at McDonald's struggling to make enough money to pay the 150$ rent payment with your other 24 roommates. But at least you aren't living with your parents.
>>694741442
>still playing smite
>>694732222
What a waste of quads
>>694737508
>be me
>27 year old
>mental illness
>depressive alcoholic
>live with parents
>>694730482
You're not my type.
>>694743024
> not playing smite
>>694731895
How do you bait with Pokémon?
>>694730980
+1 bitch
I love tranny porn
>>694742360
Okay shlomo
I identify as genderfluid
>>694742952
>Graduate college
>Immediately able to get my own place
>Have nice high paying steady job
If you struggled so badly that you had to move back in with mommy and daddy, you've already failed at life, I was able to graduate college with all my debts paid in full and still have enough money to get my own place, if you were unable to do that I am sorry but you FAIL at life.
>>694742360
Not going to get the same response as that old ass screen cap buddy
Do you mind paying?
I play Pokemon Go
>>694730482
I'm a nice guy.
>>694744125
I also play Pokemon Go
>>694743880
yeah them high paying jobs just grow on trees
This thread is great, good job OP.
My parents paid college.
I like Pokemon Go
Pokemon is my favorite.
Lets play Pokemon, gurl.
Pokemon is pimp fly
I caught a Mewtwo
I have no jobs
I still a virgin
I have no friends
Pokemon is my shit
I cum in pies
Charzard will destroy Blastoize
I own Nintendo stock.
>>694731031
this, legit. I get the most uncomfortable looks when I tell people I own firearms and carry everywhere I go.
تنبيه يذهب الشاØنة
Nintendo is up 45%
>>694730482
are you a democrat?
I care what women think about me.
>>694730482
oh boys i love these threads
> I pee sitting down
I am politically correct
I care about economics.
Jews did nothing wrong
>>694742654
>>694742714
butthurt much? :^)
>>694730482
hi i am atheist
Politics is important. seriously.
My name's not Rick
>>694730792
i have conservative principles
"I wonder what Obama is thinking about"
Israel is geopolitically important.
Feminism is actually good
Buy INTC, it's Low
I am a goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_ldEQMU50
>>694743880
You forgot to mention you didn't have a degree, or go to any university. You got a welding cert from your local community college. And live in a one bedroom mainlining meth with your inbred sister.
>statistics don't lie
Knock, knock jehovah's witnesses
>>694730482
I will rape you
Lets talk about WTO
Lets register minority voters.
The election is important
Jetfuel melts steel beams
nigger nigger nigger nigger
Hitler had a point
I stand with Israel
>>694730482
Do you liek mudkipz?
Mossad cares about Jews
Do you also vape?
cook clean suck dick
I can't count to four
I am a feminist
Nigger nigger nigger niggers
I AM TRUMP SUPPORTER.
Thermite traces NYC sidewalks
>>694747151
Hillary or Bernie
>>694730980
>>694730482
I - Came - Already - ghhhhhggg
Lets reminisce about 90s
I have dick cheese.
>>694730482
I am the OP
I have the aids
I have Super AIDS.
I read the news
>>694730708
the girl might think you are playing games or she wants to see it and try it out
"Where do you work?"