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>>694729314
I'm a master shit-poster.
>went to Pakistan
>forgot to pack Stan

Vegemite.

>>694729314
You wouldn't know aussie if it came up and bit you on the arse you fucking wombat.

>>694729314
yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>694729314
I had a pie for brekky this morning and burnt me mouth on the fuckin fillin'
Had me a XXXX Gold to cool it down, and a few billies at lunch. Figured I'd take the ute down to the servo and pick up a snag roll so I wouldn't be hungry this arvo, and I filled up my ute with 30 Litres of petrol, and got my smoko as well. It was deer as fuck but I was real hungry so I handed over the goldies. Me mates rang up and said they were havin a gatho at Dowie's and there was gonna be plenty a' goon. I shouted the choof and we got Eagle Boy's for tea. We had a backie-bong contest and I did the biggest cone.

Yeah, nah.

I'm a 5 minute walk away from a prison in and direction

>>694730982
>>694730777

Australian Citizenship Verified.

>>694730777
Checked

>>694729314
so thats how niggers make babies.

>>694729314
oi cunts don shiggy diggy dem kangaroos

Telstra is fucking shit.

>>694731750
Confirmed.

Neck up cunt

Goin for a schooner of New down at the Irish pub in Woolloomooloo mate.

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ

>>694729314
yeah nah, get fucked cunt

cunt

nigger cunt durries

/thread

ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ
ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ
ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ
ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ
ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ ʇunɔ

Fucken koori cunts

>>694729314
What exactly am I looking at?
Is she growing a tail?

>>694734915

Monkeys don't grow tails

>>694729314
I don't consider that a knife. This is what I would consider an adequate knife.

>>694735032
Yes they do.

>>694729314
G'day mate.. Let's put anotha shrimp on tha babie!

Eshay cunt ill fucking shank ya mutt 225 abk

fuck centrelink.

/thread

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>>694734915

shes givin birth
thats how niggers are made

Aye cunt got 25 buck I can borrow for a stick

No.

>ITT: cancer

>>694735406
Welcome to Australia

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>>694730418
/thread

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>>694729314

>>694735149

As an Australian, this is one of the most ridiculous "Australian" sayings. Who calls prawns shrimps? The seppos, that's who.

>>694729314
Fosters is shit

>>694729314
throw some shrimp on the barbie mate

>>694734367
/thread

Do you come from the land down under?

Gday ?

>>694729314 Get fucked you gronk cunt

I'm as Aussie as Ned Kelly riding pharlap in a pair of thongs

>>694730682
Fuken noice mate. That pie better of been a four n tweny or your a shit cunt

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>>694735817
I wonder if it's' really an Australian or someone with a bad accent for outback steakhouse that says stuff like "seven noiny noin" ($7.99)

photo : throw a barbie for the shrimp

>>694735041

Whatayabuyin'?

>>694730704
Mrs. Kangaroo wasn't available
Duck is waiting her turn.
Nigga is waiting for roo ta finish so he can fuck him.

>>694734055
kek

>>694729314
The new Pizza shapes are completely fucked, and Xenophon isn't doing shit about, worthless faggit.

I'm a huge cuck and in so much denial about it that I have to shitpost with other Australians who are also huge cucks in order to feel better about myself. I'm positive that every other Aussie is the same as myself.

>>694734367

> le epic upside down may may XDDDD

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is that australian enough?

Every living things try to kill me

>>694730704
Oh shit!

It's BoongaDungas the Legendary Super Abo! They say that his powerlevel rises constantly as he maintains his Legendary Super Abo form and he can huff hundreds of liters of petrol in a single snort!

bunnings sausage sizzle.

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>>694729314

Gonna go round Bunnings tomorrow arvo for a Sausage Sizzle.

>>694735290
You can't thread your own post

carn the Pies.

>>694740074

holy shit that made me smash a glass with my fist to dust and im actually from europe i dont know what the fuck im reading is this english

"C'mon mate, you wouldn't have TWO bombs"

>>694729314
croikey shiela's shittin' shit outta her shitta

>>694729314
I had planned to be fucking your missus right about now instead of shitposting on 4chin Op, but when I got a good look at her, turned she had a face like a dropped meat pie.

Fuck'n went balls deep anyway. Straya cunt.

The best internet ive seen here is 15mps, pretty fuckin shit right

>>694741328

Mine is 25/10, and for a few bucks more per month I can get 40/10.

>>694729314
The miracle of birth.

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So I was drivin me old Big Red Car down past Maccas, havin a sip of me old goon bag, and then it fucking dawned on me that some cunt copper was parked outside the Maccas. I was worried he'd spotted me, so I chucked a U-ey as fast as I could and sped off down the road faster than the Koala Brothers' plane when they pull the chocks away. I called ahead to me shiela Shazza, just as a forewarning, and she told me that that was the last fuckin straw and she's leaving me for me best mate Dazza. That hit me hard, mate, like a boomerang to the balls, thrown by an angry roo. So I called me mates Jazza and Johnno, and being the fucking great blokes they are, they offered to take me down to the pub and let me drown me sorrows in grog n smokes. Great mates, they are. The next day I couldn't get any water to drink to cure me hangover because it's all full of box jellyfish and great white sharks, and I just wasn't in the fucking mood for punching one of those cunts on the nose today, so I slept for the rest of the day. Woke up a few weeks later, me mates were throwing some prawns on the barbie and shitposting, so I could tell me hangover finally passed. I decided we'd go out looking for some sheilas, they were all like "fuark yess mate" and now here we are, sitting on top of Ayers Rock (not gonna call it Uluru because I'm no Abo), with a nice cool beer in one hand, and some hot leggy chick's tits in the other.

Oi cunt, yeah nah shaz is the biggest slut in frangga, she a good root tho even shouted us a dart and a cask of goon

'STRAIA

plenty of horny ebony girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com

>>694729314
Kangaroo bollocks

>>694741788
Oh fuark yeah mate root that fuckin cunt right in the cunt

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>>694741788
Also checkem mate

Oi Cobba, wadya doin with ya hends in ya dacks. ya fucking poof. bloody oath. You won't be gettin any sheilas doing that. I'm an easy going felle, a bloke who enjoys a beer on a hot aftanoon. the babes swarming aroun' me anaconda like a herd 'a dingoes. what does a bloke didgeree-do in THAT? Ya bet yer kangaroo Ima mount Isa before Alice Springs into action. You keep those fuckin abos off me back, and I'll buy ya some ciggies at the servo.

>>694739835
Fakefag spotted

>>694729314
strewth cunt, ill give you tru fuckin' blu mate. Im as grouse as a frogs eye on invasion day.

Fuck abbos.

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barkbark

>>694729314
.-.

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FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

>>694744122

Welcome, dear leader

Crikey mate i got stung in the heart by a stingray

>>694743320
Mad dog for the win

>>694744122
I'm in Melbourne. We're being overrun by the Yellow Peril. Please send help.

im a cunt

>>694737451
rock hard at that m8

You fuckin' what cunt?

Get rid of the Middle East of Sydney and all the filth that live in Lakemba

can't get any good coffee in werribee :((

HSPs bro

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>>694729314

Its not a tumah!!

oi cuz could i borrow a coupla bucks for the bus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jdwc8sgTIY

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fuck off cunt bout to head to the servo for winnie blues and grab a goonbag with the abos

I don't drink Fosters.

thongs go on your feet, if you think otherwise you're a dumb cunt

>>694729314
Is she giving birth?

I punched an ethnic in the back of the head last Australia day

>>694729314
G'Day cobber, mind if I bum a durry mate?
Ahh fair dinkum.

>>694749302
kek

>>694749387
fuck off

>>694749302
lulz

>>694749302
yes anon that is where niggers come from
stupid summerfag

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>>694740197

>>694729314
CCCUUUUNNNNTTTT

>>694730682
Damn.

commadore parcel shelf speaker poop when u turn headunit on or off

cunt

>>694729314
One sec, left my proof of AU citizen in my Holden Commodore

SHITPOST
SHITPOST
SHITPOST
SHITPOST
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SHITPOST

>>694729314
Saucee?

>>694729314
Yawongaboolooroos, mate!

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