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>>694692492

>>694692492
Don't know/can't learn French

Impervious to assault by Nerf weaponry

The power to wear womens clothing and suck dicks and get fucked up the ass

>>694693583
sounds like a pretty useful power if youre a woman

the ability to hear perfectly across 50m spherically around me

>>694693917
can only hear gay dudes fucking. but you can hear it flawlessly across 50m.

>>694692492
Kek

The power to control the size of your right testicle

>>694692492
Ability to shoot rainbows out of my hands and feet at will

>>694695295
Only when in presence of yhe sex you aren't attracted to

>>694695523
But every time you shoot them out, your eyes bleed

Instantly know how many rocks are near you.

>>694696030
Only when you have an erection

>>694696030

the rocks do not contain any valuable mineral/metal that exceeds 2$/kg

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>>694693008
Double damage from boolet.

>>694692492
Flight.

>>694695971
Woah what

>>694696818
But only if you're gay.

>>694696818
But you can only hover 2ft above ground and a speed slower than walking

>>694696610
Nice, he could filter out worthless rocks from a pile

>>694692492
May only travel to the scene of terrorist attacks.

>>694692492
the ability to un-take a shit, but your colon cannot hold it as if there was no imminent hull breach.


it doesn't even have you be YOUR OWN shit you can un-take

>>694696030
Your power is granted fully, but a typo on a form leaves you being able to know how many cocks are around you.

The ability to levitate 1/64 of a inch

The ability to fly but only an inch of the ground

Ability to manipulate the growth rate and development of plants

>>694697141
So what you're talking about is the ability to un-take a shit but it has to go into someone else's body? I would never let my enemies be free. They'll take a shit, but now it's gone, but suddenly they have to take more shits. Endless torture and pain.

Pickle Man:The ability to open pickle jars in 3seconds

>>694697852
no, you can untake a shit but it goes into YOUR body.

>go to public bathroom
>someone didn't flush
>diarrhea fucking everywhere
>drop pants
>sit
>ACTIVATE
>shit enters your colon

>>694697974
Allergic to pickles

>>694697737
>buy some reggie
>get seeds
>plant them
>theweedwhisperer.webm
>plants grow immediately and are whatever strain you want
>????
>profit

>>694698057
People who like to poop would get off to this power.

>>694698057
I guess that could make for some good pranks. Can you get an infection from their shit? Like if they have hemorrhoids and aids and you have hemorrhoids too, could you get the hiv?

>>694698303
Lol that was exactly my thought behind those powers

>>694698446
I'd be able to read novels in a single night

Switch between genders at will

>>694698554
hemmorhoids no, AIDS, idk. Any typical disease one could pick up from contact with shit, like bacterial infections and food poisoning (because shit) yes

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>>694695523
>>694695971
Someone draw this

>>694692728
Must permanently reside in Quebec

the abilty to leap to another place when in danger
but only to an isis stronghold in syria

the ability to fap 10 times in a row

>>694693583
dad is that you ?

>>694700738
I wish I was 22 again too...

>>694700738
but only to gay scat porn

The power to immediately acquire the exact amount of currency needed to pay for whatever I'm trying to buy in that moment.

>>694701034
but only for buying child sex slaves

>>694701141
>whatever

I don't think caveats can directly contradict what was stated in the first place...

>>694701034
Can only be used when he stimulates his prostate

Heat vision of 98.6 degree

>>694702222
Can only be used when rolls quints

The power to punch the walls of reality itself causing continuity errors such as Jason Todd's resurrection

>>694702222
98.6 is the arc degree - the temperature of the heat vision itself is only 1C above room temperature

>>694702707
Must wear retarded super mam suit to ise power

the ability to fling neurons into atoms

>>694703366
Once power is used, you grow another face

>>694697529
That's useful for filtering out traps.
Go to club
Find hot girl
Dick sense tingles...

>>694703637
no.
once power is used nothing else happens
you fling a neuron into atom

>>694703366
Become an atom once used

>>694703844
It always quantum tunnels through the atom

>>694703366
>Fling neuron
>Neuron hits an atom of a uranium isotope
>Nuclear explosion
>100's dead

pretty useful power

have a million dollars

The ability to seduce every woman who exists.

>>694704722
A new breed of suicide bomber

ability to make any woman fuck me. we have sexl without any risk of std/pregnancy. both of us can cum as we normally would without any restrictions, and are both left completely satisfied after it's all said and done

>>694705102
It was a small loan

>>694705211
>>694705152
Eyes bulge out and bleed during use of power

>>694705211
>>694705350
idk man i'm still ok with that

>>694705350
They like it with the lights off anyways.

>>694705350
>seducing women with bulging, bleeding eyes
Kek

>>694698057
I dun thee, Hepatitis Harry

>>694705576
bro i'm fit as fuck. they'd like it however i give it to them

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>>694696658
I kek'd

>>694705734
I'm fit as fuck to, I'm the other guy. But I guarantee they won't want any after they see you turn into frogface and start bleeding.

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>>694706206
you go to jail for life after 1 shag

>>694706020
>"Do you have any protection?"
>"Yeah, old on a sec."
>Eyes pop out and vigorously bleed
>"Lets do this"

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>>694706206
Thanks for the bumping, but can you attack a furry thread?

China.

>>694700560
Useful with a gps, potato gun, and suicidal intent. Serve your country!

Become dolphin man but only on land

>>694707905
Can fuck any dolphin they desire

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>>694699108
correction-could switch between being a real (trans) man and a real (trans) woman

>>694692492
The uncanny ability to become invisible at will

>>694708704
Clothes dont turn invis, so have to be naked

>>694705152
but your erections all turn inward into a pseudo-vagina when aroused. Cannot be used for gay sex purposes.

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>>694709121

>>694706381
For fuck's sake, not this again.

The power to shape shift to anyone I wanna look like

>>694692492
>can fly and hear all sound
>can only heard all sound at the speed of light

>>694695971
Mangekyo Sharingan

>>694692492
the ability to never finish a sent-

>>694710037
But you have the strongest urge to tell everyone you talk to that you have shape shifted and your real identity

>>694710037
Eyes bleed when shape shifted

>>694692492
Non-stop xray vision

>>694710642
Eyes bleed with x ray vision

>>694710432
As long as I look like who I wanna look like, it won't be a problem + no one would believe that I was a hairy fat guy and suddenly I became this graceful qt.

>>694710731
Wouldn't mind keeping a handkerchief at all times for wiping them bloody tears.