That kid who threw pencils in the ceiling

>>694668341
that kid who pooped his pants in every class

That kid who threw wads of wet toilet paper at the ceiling.

>>694668341
That kid who threw pencils in the ceiling fan

>>694668245
the kid who walked around the halls finding the class his goon friends were in and peering in to make faces

That kid who called everybody a nigger

>>694668245
that kid who kept pissing on the teachers desk

The kid who pulled his pants all the way down to pee.

>>694668245
that kid who was poor with 8 bros and sisters who wore walmart clothes and smelled like mildew

>>694668245
that kid who couldn't stop masturbating

Dat boi who always rode a unicycle to class.

>>694668245
That kid that raped the teacher.

That kid who shit in the principal's office

>>694668341
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>>694668981
that kid who just didn't know when enough was enough

>>694669104

That kid...

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>>694668245
that kid with all the dank memes >D

that kid who grew up and shot school

The kid who always wanted to "borrow" a piece of paper.

>>694669223
that kid who alway shat on every one

>that kid who yelled random shit in the halls

I think the funniest was when he opened his locker and screamed "IT SMELLS LIKE DICK IN HERE!"d

That kid who people always tried to copy off of or get answers from by being what they thought was clever. Its obvious fuckos.

That kid who touched kids.

>that kid who was always covered in white dog hairs

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>>694668245
That kid who wore flame shirts and sweat pants all the time and always talked about anime and video games instead of focusing on his work.

That kid who thought it would be funny to make a joke about shooting up a school during class and then the class went silent so he went to the bathroom and never came back so now he browsers /b/ to help cope with the agony of existing

That kid who brought his pops loaded .45 to school everyday for about 6 months.

>>694668245
Nice clock, ahmed.

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That kid who shopped at Hot Topic and wanted a pair of these, but his parents said they were too expensive, 'too goth,' and had chains.

>that kid who could make little projectile weapons out of anything

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That kid who was black, but the other black kids just ripped on him all the time, so he had almost exclusively white and Latino friends.

>>694669558
>>694669104
>>694668781
I was that kid.
That kid who made girls cry in the bathroom during lunch because he was mean.

>>694670073
>That kid who had a pair of tripp pants and wore them all day, erry day.

I didn't know whether to pity him or give him some spare change.

>>694670073
The kid who actually wore these.

>>694670073
I wore Tripp pants every day in high school. I was such a faggot. Sometimes, the straps got hooked under the desk seat and when I stood up, the desk lifted.

>>694670502
Mickey, is that you?

the kid who ran everywhere

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>>694670502
>>694670487
>>694670497
kek. I always wanted purple and black ones.

>>694670591
Matt.

That kid who got mr ditzler fired and banged a ton of girls who will never admit it.

>>694670748
They make great shorts if you take the leg parts off.

>>694670755
Oh shit. Does your last name start with a V?

the kid who cries at school every week

>>694669981
Srsly, no one's gonna relate?

>that kid who kept his hair long so he could wear earbuds in class without anyone noticing

Me

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>>694670870
>Saucer separation complete.

>>694670960
No.

That kid that snorted some cocaine during English class then spent the next hour trying to play it cool while he was obviously wigging out.

>>694671217
Thank fuck. I hated that guy.

>>694670136
We are all on /k/ now

>>694671146
I used to do that too, then got caught when the teacher called my name and I didn't respond.

Shaved my head after. Looked like a normal human bean again.

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>>694670073
>>694670748
what the fuck, these actually exist? They look like they're straight outta final fantasy or kingdom hearts.

that kid who ate mayonnaise sandwiches every day and wasn't even poor, just weird

>>694670502
>>694670870
Mah niggas. I think we all ended up on here at one point it another

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>>694671689
They're comfy (and expensive) as fuck! But, I couldn't get them, so I had to settle for black cargo pants.

That kid who ate lunch in the library

that autistic kid who actually got bad grades AND was socially inept

>>694671895
I always wore jeans, even in the summer because my pasty skin looked like shit in shorts

>>694671943
Bitch, it was quiet and isolated.

the kid who always worked by himself in group projects

the kid who died before graduation

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That kid everyone thought was going to be a shooter.

>>694672205
>so all of us

>>694671943
I had one who went to the library during lunch and didn't eat. and then tried to eat lunch in english class

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>>694671953
They aren't socially inept, they're just introverted.

They don't have bad grades, they're just underachievers.

>that kid that accidentally cut his finger off not 15 seconds after being told the the scalpels are extremely sharp.

>>694672354
When did Dr. Cox make a sci-fi movie?

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>>694668245
>That kid that skipped lunch to play StarCraft or Masters of Orion 2
>That kid that made holocaust jokes in front of teacher
>That kid that joined a sport every year to quit after a week
>That kid that calls everyone fat, even people thinner than himself
>That kid that drew on the desk

That's me.

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>>694672735
Star Trek: Generations

>>694671638
>normal human bean
>human bean
my fucking sides

The three students that died in the same year followed by a fourth student the following year.
I'll post details if anyone asks

>>694673577
Nah, no one wants to know.

>>694673701
K, true story though

>>694668948
kek half my town

>>694673577
>>694673577
>>694673577
>>694673577
plese tll

>that kid who always wore full camo and talked about all the times he's gone hunting/fishing/camping

>>694672193
Just like you were

>>694669873
Mfw that was me except white cat hairs

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Ive done half the sht in this thread

>>694668245

The kid that always dressed like a school shooter

>that kid who openly told others that he microwaved a hamster once and liked to kill stray cats in his neighborhood with a katana

>>694668245
god dammit i grabbed the fuckin metal part of the soldering iron

>>694674102
Too real ;-;

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>that emo/goth chick you liked

>>694673223
First contact

>>694668245
the fatass downny kid that threw his bigass shoes across the classroom just to hit the single one nigger in the class

>>694673196
You're the reason we need to make Cascadia great again.
>muh bands
>muh bracelets
>north korea
Jefferson was right

>>694672414
kek cheeky cunt

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>>694674517
oh yeh....

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>>694674429
Fuck off Pan

>>694673970
I knew a kid like that. He used to rant on about how his parents beat him and he never got any sleep.

He got left back like, three times I think and always smelled like piss.

This is a story of the infamous "half sack"
>be me
>be in high school as a sophomore
>not very social but still outgoing
>actually had a girlfriend but not the point of this story
>both of us were friends with this one kid with blonde hair
>this fucking kid
>wore glasses, had chains on his jeans and had a keychain of knuckles from sonic
>I wasn't sure if he was autistic, he was actually a little more social than me and he never did any cringy shit
>dude had one nut apparently
> people gave him several nicknames like "half sack" or "blonde hitler"
>would eat food off the floor or do whatever you told him to do because he "doesn't give a shit"
>girls hated him because he was also a pervert
>told them how he'd fuck them doggy style or reverse cowgirl in sarcastic or snarky tone
>because he'd do whatever you told him to do he got into A LOT of trouble
>cursed in front of numerous teachers, the principle, the principle's adviser who was a bald black dude named Mr. Terry, his nickname was terry cruise
>had a balcony on the 2nd floor of the school
>cole apparently went behind the bars so now he's hanging off the side of the balcony and moons everyone
>said he wanted to do that ever since he saw the balcony
>he got saturday school, promised not to do it again
>did it again on monday, just that he wasn't mooning people
>detention
>wednesday he went back to the fucking balcony
>balcony is right next to this window going to the outside
>huge window with a thick girder-like from
>he gets behind the bars and stretches his way over
>people freaking the fuck out
>"half sack get down!"
>"this is not how hitler actually died!"
>not listening
>sits up there like a hammock
>eventually falls asleep
>jew principle tried to save money by getting him down himself
>almost made the fucker fall
>he swings around the frame of the window
>lays down again
>falls asleep
>principle suspends him a couple hours afterwards
>fucking walks into school anyway
should I keep going?

The kid that was into all of the cancerous trends unironicly.

>>694674429
>she was a lesbian.

Every damn time.

>>694673970
70% of my fucking shit town

>>694674792
No, you can stop.

>>694674174
Seconded

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Duuuuuuude.. I'm a middle school teacher in the U.S., currently on Summer Vacation (the first Summer I decided not to pick up odd jobs for extra cash).

I have SO MANY of these!

> The kid who shit his pants during the big test
> The girl who threw up all over her desk during the big test.
> the kid who constantly lies about how his parents took him to special events (concerts, shows, sporting events) but cannot provide any specific information about said events.
> The girl who lies to everyone in a desperate bid for attention.
> The girl who thinks 8th grade is really the time to bother thinking about social justice issues.....
> The kid who tries to make everyone laugh during an active shooter drill (I pushed him into the hall and let him explain himself to the principal when he came around to check my door).

I'm sure I'll think of more, give me a minute...

>>694674792
yes

>>694673907
Most of this happened last year.
The first strident was a sophomore driving out of the school parking lot. She got hit by a truck and died in a coma a couple days later.
The second student came a few months later, he was a senior, and am old friend of mine, although not a close friend. He drove out to a field and shot himself in the head. Don't remember why though.
The third student went just a few weeks after the second, he was a freshman that decided he wanted to suffocate himself with an extension cord. That makes a dead freshman, junior, and senior.
A year later, just shortly after us juniors had moved up to seniors and graduated, on of us decided to drive without a seatbelt on. He swerved to miss a car, and then went out the windshield.
Our highschool lost a students from the classes of 2015, 16, 17, and 18.

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>>694674886
>she was a lesbian
I know that feel bro

>>694674282
>so all of us

that kid who threatened to stab another kid with a scalpel

>>694674792
Go on

The kid who took his pants off in the middle of class 5 separate occasions and screamed "gattaca" and ran out, was not a tard.

>>694674228
My dad wouldn't let me wear a trench coat in the winter because he knew me too well. People left me alone anyway.

the kid who stole your phone

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>>694668245

>the kid that wore sweatpants and t shirts everyday

Thats me.

>>694675600
comfy tier 2bh

that kid that actually did shoot up the school

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>>694675051

More incoming...
> The kid who wants to tell you all about his Minecraft operation.
> The kid who wants to know what speed your home internet connection is, because you're tech savvy, and anything under 25K is laughable...
> The retarded kid that the retard wranglers send to your room for an "enriched learning environment." Oh god no...
> The boy who smells like q bucket of cat piss.

>>694668580
I did that, i always aimed for the ceiling light though

>>694675175
made me fucking spit out a wad of saliva all over my computer

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>>694675600
velcro shoes?

That kid who fucked his hot teacher, that kid was me, it was also a dream by hey I finally got laid right?

>>694668245
That kid that would run as fast as he could when he got off the bus.

>The queerish manchild that wasn't going to grow out of being goth.


Still me, homos.

>>694675883
It actually did happen lol when I was in high school this fucking dude did it 3 times while I was in his class, twice when I wasn't.

that kid that wandered around campus during lunch on his first day of freshman year. when his classmates from last year ask him what he's doing, he answers "just looking around so I know where my classes are" not wanting to make himself appear like an awkward loner. when his classmates ask if he'd like to sit with them for lunch. he gladly accepts and fantasizes about future lunch gatherings with his now close friends. he literally just stands there with his hands in his pockets for the rest of the hour looking to the side as the 3 other students at the table catch up on whats new and laugh together. the next day the kid encounters them again, and feeling pity for the kid, the old classmates invite over to the table once more. the kid figures he'll kill two birds with one stone and says
"h-hey how's it doin bro? "
>chicano fist bump
"im good imma hang out and go chill with some new friends for a while. dat right with you bro?"
>chicano fist bump
>chicano fist bump with other two as well so as to not seem rude
the kid's plan is coming together as he avoids the group and appears to be busy with his own social life and now stands outside the gym holding the door open for people who want to enter.

>>694674429
Maried mine, she is way too now. Kinda miss the old times, maybe thats why i watch so much old cartoonz after work.

>the kids who's life was ruined because of a perl jam song in the 90's

>>694676342
man that was painful to read

>>694674174
You're not alone.

>>694671217
Is it H?

>>694675051
>>694675847
i know you mean well but i was red at the face from how much i cringed at this

>>694676535
Fuckin. Pearl. Jam. It ruins lives.

>that kid whose face was so shiny from grease, it looked like he used lard as a facial cleanser

>that kid who acted so gay, no one beat him up because no one wanted to even get near him

>>694676836
I was also the quite kid that no one really noticed.

>>694676768

Why? Do you relate too much to my shittiest students?

The kid who ALWAYS pissed at the urinal with his pants all the way down, ass exposed.

>>694677004
And you'd walk in the bathroom to go piss and had to turn around and hold it because, honestly, fuck that.

>>694677004
kek, i was the kid who pissed on the floor next to the stalls on purpose. Sometimes if i saw a friend i pissed on their shoe, and all over the stall separator for good measure

>the kid who studens would literally part the seas when i walked their way

>the kid who had loud metal blaring on the school bus, who frequently was sent to the princples office for playing it to loud.Who mixed a tape of damage plan's "fuck you" saying "most of all, mother fucker fuck you" for over an hour, who hacked together 2 hp speakers in to a headset,so it blasted at 150db.

>the kid who

>>694676954
>Duuuuuuude.. I'm a middle school teacher in the U.S.
>I have SO MANY of these!
>exclamation point
>I'm sure I'll think of more, give me a minute
>Aw man better not keep these kiddos waiting. Surely they're hungry for more!!

No

>>694677175
Or the time that you accidently walked into the girls bathroom and literally saw a girl propped on the sink fucking herself with a broom handle.

>>694669877
Jesus fuck i knew a kid like that. His name was phoenix as well

That kid who stepped in dog shit going to school and only realized it when he was already in class and everyone was complaining about the smell

That kid was me

>>694677346
These posts have been all me replying to my own shit obviously....just to clarify for all you fagtards

>>694676238
pic pls

>>694677346
wish that was me

>>694677281
don't know if i should feel embarrassed for your unfinished greentext or if I should lel at that ironic cringe

>>694677312

Ok. Have a good night, fruit cup.

The kid that put a lubricated condom on the gay teacher's mouse

>>694674792
cont. "half sack"
>after walking into school on his suspended day the adviser stops him
>basically says GTFO
>he snuck around back
>I think he was autistic because he told me the the cameras have a blind spot and he spent timing trying to figure the out before
>around this time of year one of the biology teachers were having a project to grow, I shit you not, hybrid peppers, ghost peppers crossed with jalepenos or something, small little green fuckers
>waits until no one is looking
>harvest time motherfucker
>takes all of them
>biology teacher is pissed
>he wait until lunch
>lunch ladies didn't fucking care
>breaks these peppers up and distributes them in the food that wasn't in a bag or otherwise
>it was better since it was mexican food day
> I'm pretty sure everyone had gotten a pepper and no one could handle them
>I had gotten one of these peppers
>spicy af tasted like wasabi or some shit but could handle it
>some kids were sent home
> some toughed it out
>he apparently ate one of the peppers to make it look like it wasn't him
>pretty sure this guy was a spy in a previous life
>face is red but he's laughing his ass off
>left school straight after lunch
>no one found out
>dude told me that he saved the seeds
>"nigga u tryin to get expelled?"
>"bro don't you wanna know what'll happen next?"
>obviously I nod
>don't see him for the rest of his suspension
>lasted a couple of days
>he never brought up the peppers
>still managed to do crazy shit
>come the day of a pep rally
>dude came with several bricks in his back pack
>btw this dude was skinny but buff af
>before the pep rally started (towards the end of the day) he sneaks into the gym
>no one around
>don't know the fuck he did it but there was a gap in the bleachers and he slunk through like a snake
>got his backpack in afterwards
>put fucking bricks in front of the wheels to the bleachers
>put them a couple feet infront so they open halfway
>dude slunk back out
.cont, inb4 mother will die in sleep btw

That kid Who would try to hot box the lab using a Bunsen burner.

Actually, it happened.

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>>694677534
Uh no.
Alright whatever.

>>694677565
Lol no you don't, she wasn't attractive at all /b/ro....I walked in on accident and she had the deer in the headlights look. *Wild landwhale appears, fucking itself with broomstick* *wild landwhale uses Weight Attack against sink* *Sink has fainted*

>>694670737
that kid that ran like naruto everywhere

This kid who was supergood at breakdancing during any class! This girl could do the coolest tricks with her body without even remembering what she even did afterwards. Fuck it, she didnt even need any music! Most times if she started one of her sessions we'd just pause the class and watch her until she was finished, making sure there wouldnt be any tables or chairs in her space. Man this kid was the bomb. Oh right and she wasnt actually a breakdancer but suffered heavy epileptic attacks on an almost daily basis.

>that kid who made a bong in ceramics class
>that kid who sold drugs to the janitor
>that kid who always got nosebleeds
>that kid who died
>that kid who had the Organization XIII coat
>that kid who always cracked the wifi password
>that kid with hentai on his phone
>that overly-attached couple
>that kid who always slept
>that kid who had to explain what lolicon is

>>694670502
I had about 5 pairs. Everyone knew it was me because of the jingling chains. Still had got laid though :)

>>694677793
Okay fake af. Number one faggot, you take a toothpick and stick it into a ghost pepper and lick it your Ganna cry like the little botch you are, number two you are a faggot lying nigger piece of shit.

that kid that wrestled with his brother in the halls before school

That kid who didnt show up 3 days a week and played gameboy/slept through the other 2

>>694668245
>that kid who farted nonstop for 5006 hours

That kid who browsed /b/ during class.

>>694678260
Just to clarify, botch meaning the mistake fucking oops that you are. Your parents "botched" conception. You should not be alive. You are the cookie that looks like the hulk cock slapped it.

>>694678576
>tfw 4chan didn't exist when I was in high school

>>694670073
Meee

>>694678725
Tfw I'm a newfag who's only used 4chan for three years and is trying to understand if I can relate being 25 and having no idea if 4chan was around when I was in high school.

>>694677897
okay i guess im glad you took one for the /b/ team and it wasn't me. Nice story though

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>>694670960
Valitski

>>694678970
Yeah I didn't add landwhale part at first intentionally but yeah.

>>694675939
I wore sneakers, but good guess.

Besides, what is so bad about wearing t shirt and sweatpants all the time? I only wore them because Im a poorfag

>>694678166
basically all schools have this unless its a catholic school

>>694670073
I need these pants tbh...

>>694678883
For reference, 4Chan was founded in 2003. I think I was a sophomore (2009) when I found out about it

>the kid that put his hand under a leaking bottle of acid in a biology experiment so it wouldnt get on the desk.

>>694669877
Dear fucking god you described a dude I used to sit by in my biology class. He also smelled like a combination of cabbage and mildew

>>694673196
Good music right there

>>694670073
This was so me it hurts

>>694679140
Should've knocked her out and taken pics for us, oh well
no blubber puss for us

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>>694673196
>rebuilding Stormwind city with Lego.
noice

>>694678166
>that kid who always cracked the wifi password

wifi at school? underageb&

>>694673196
Okay Starcraft was badass when it was popular and you had a lot of people to play with. So was Diablo 2 then Diablo 2 LOD I liked Diablo as well but d2 was the shit.

>>694669308
Underrated post

>>694679217
My graduating year in high school was 09 so yeah.

That kid who wanted the biology teacher to die and coincidentally reads the qran.

>>694679548
As a kid i didn't have the patience to build large scale shit with legos, mostly i got half way then if you dont reply to this post your dick will fall off and i cried

That one black kid who didnt act like a nigger

>>694679724
Extension of last post ty for the info /b/ro

>that kid that didn't use his locker and walked around like a dinosaur because of the weight
>that kid that was overenthusiastic about his German class that he'd have one-sided conversations in German with people who didn't understand wtf he was saying

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>That kid who stuck a paper clip in the lab table socket thinking they didn't work and nearly dying.

That was me.

that kid with the pumped up kicks

>Kid in my computer science class always playing with butterfly knife (He was pretty deece), Also talked about anime the entire time
>unwashed shirt and NBA shorts

>>694679928
Mfw

>>694668245
That kid who was the physical embodiment of a newfag

>>694668781
nigger

I've been on 4chan for 3 years now and I swear to fucking god this is the only place I have people I can relate to. From murder fucking to Legos to creep shots to fucking decide posts I fucking love you all, the degenerate pieces of shit that you are, I love you. Not in faggotry.

>>694680026
Everybody has a faggot weeabo story. There are just too many of them

>>694678085
kek

>>694679822
I get you. My bro and I were really into Bionicles and K-nex. He mainly built the big stuff and put the Bionicles together. I made rad cars and played with the Bionicles. Now I build bigger better things. Not Lego or K-nex now tho

>that kid who was high as fuck during breakfast and had a retarded grin on his face while eating a sausage and egg biscuit

that kid who tried out a cool new chat site he saw an "ad" for on the new flipnote hatena after the old one was shut down at the end of freshman year http://www.newflipnotehatena.com/
>socialneko.com
who then starts pm'ing with all the RAWR XD scene/emo girls on the site who eventually he starts to "like" and hfw they "like" him back
>>//^//< I-I like you, Pierce! I wanna be with you! *blushes*
>*blushes deeply* w-what 0/////0
>etc.
then the kid is eventually asked if he can talk over skype as the facebook profile photo of his classmate is quite appealing to the girls on the site
"Oh oh no this skype is not working haha wow how disappointing oh no haha"
the kid continues using this picture for the site and the mod eventually asks for valid email verification. the kid autistically surrenders the email of the very kid who's photo he had used. sends back verification to mod using the email address, the password for which he had memorized during a world history project.
time to start a new year! the kid is feeling like he'll do better than last year when he is greeted by the classmate whose picture he used.
"Dude I know you're using my facebook pictures on that pink site-"
the kid retreats to his third period class. hfw the period after he has spanish with the same classmate. right after, during lunch he talks to the counselor and switches out of the class.
"alright honey, i understand, the switch will be in effect by next monday"
the kid cleverly avoids his classmate by spending the rest of his lunch hours for that year in the bathroom fapping to ebony porn on xvideos.com

>>694680452
Tldr

>>694673970
>that kid who wore camo to hang out with that kid but never went hunting/fishing/camping
Also
>that kid who had a lifted 4×4 truck but never went off road (bonus point if living where the road never ices)

>>694668948
but i wear walmart cloths
YOU TALKIN SHIT NIGGER?

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>>694679860
>that kid that was overenthusiastic about his German class that he'd have one-sided conversations in German with people who didn't understand wtf he was saying
me tbqh

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>>694672646
>scalpel cutting through bone
Ok anon

that kid who shot up the school

>>694680324
saved you dick this time matey
but the fying dutchman always gets his man

>>694679914
I had a couple of friends that plugged in two power bars, turned them off, then put a paper clip into each of them connecting them, then they turned both on and sparks went fucking every where

>>694677793
half sack pt 3
>pep rally time
>bleachers aren't even halfway out
>no one understands what's going on
>no one bothered to check under bleachers
>half of the school was forced to sit on the ground covering have the gym
>had a pep rally with no room at all
>dude's holding back from losing his shit
>cheerleaders obviously under pressure because no room to do shit
>people in the front had to cover their ears because the music was too loud
>Some nigger stood up and left, arguing with one of the teachers
>people wanting out
>cheerleaders turned off music and told the principle and adviser this isn't gonna work
>pep rally called off, everyone goes home
>later they found the bricks but not the suspect
>come spring
>dude comes back with those hybrid peppers again
>goes to the front office
>no one there
>an hour later the principle and all the office ladies are hacking and have red faces
>he ground up the seeds of these peppers and put it into their coffee machine with the ground coffee
>principle's mad as shit
>makes an announcement for the biology teacher to come to his office
>yells at her in jew
>tells her that one of her students did this shit
>students from all times of her classes come down
>mfw he wasn't even in her fucking class
>found out from the spic motherfucker named Jose apparently
>btw that was his name, we also had an egyptian kid named Ohmar
>principle yells at all the students in the library
>meanwhile the dude is probably in art class making a dick sculpture
>everyone tryna find this faggot who did this
>end of the year coming up
>Half sack walking around during the beginning of the day chewing on a toothpick
>my girlfriend who was an artist made a comic of cole and all his bullshit
>always put a nazi symbol on his arm
>dude apparently gets an idea from that
>goes into the media center and prints off swastika's
>tells ladies working the desk he's doing it for a WW2 project
cont.

>>694669917
Underrated post

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>That kid at school
The kid who was really late to class for a month or so, and when the teacher's assistant looked for him, he only came back with a message, "Nature calls"

>>694680561
Another one
>that kid who tied his moms lap dog and tried to hang it with fishing line but the dog didn't die and instead of shooting it that kid just pulled it's legs until it suffocated

>>694671146
Alex?

>>694680624
Ironic or not you're just as much of a faggot for posting that anime pic, although I will admit that anon is 150% a faggot at the top level of faggotry.

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>>694680741
welp. I thought I was safe

>>694680452
the online blush rp is so cringe because that was literally 2 years of my life

>>694668245
The kid who stabbed that kid with a pen

the kid who pooped in the urinal

>>694678260
I don't know how stupid or how much of a pussy you are but I've eaten a lot of spicy food, besides this was some sort of weird hybrid, they were small, green and wrinkly and it felt like eating a fucking firecracker. IDFK what kind of pepper they crossed but it was still spicy as fuck. I'm sensing a little bit of autism going on
also >>694678674
nice cover up you dyslexic retard

>>694680770
Faggot

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>>694681192

>>694681125
Kek you're alright anon, i guess you get perma-peepee rights

>>694676342
At least he's being polite and doing something nice instead of moping around in the bathroom taking up a stall when other people have to shit.

>that trashy kid who steals ur bitch

The kid who would staple his thumb because he was bored in class. Fuck you Jared. No one liked you.

>That little fucker who skipped half the classes, slept the other half, but managed to have perfect grades anyways
He was pretty chill but fuck that guy

>>694681192
thank you
i'm glad i'm not the only one
I just bury my fucking face when i think about that shit

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>>694681523
Bessed thee Anon. One free "blowie" for every time we meet in person

>that kid who was weird as fuck but not in a 4chan way and it's just cringe

>>694681458
I don't need to coverup you're a botch. Not a bitch. A botch. It was intentional. And if you had ever tasted a ghost pepper you would understand. You are a lying little BOTCH.

>>694681522
Mfw dont rub in the salt

>>694681840
cringed

>>694678260
>DUDE GHOST PEPPER SO HOT LMAO

>>694681780
CASH
A
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>>694669873
lmao im that kid

>>694679580
It's only underage if they ask another person
>that one kid who asks for the wifi password in the middle of the year

>>694673223
it was first contact you fuck

>>694682022
*blushes and looks away*
H-how am I supposed to react to that? >//^//<
*lifts hand up to slap you*
*stops*
*blushes and cries*
I-I'm so sorry we fought
*tackles and hugs*
>/////<

Alright. There was this one kid that I barley saw. As if his mom forced him to school the 3 times I saw him in a 10 month year.
>Long, greasy, jet black hair, like he had oil poured on his head.
>The same sonic shirt every time I saw him
>Nylon pants
>Dad shoes
>poo stache
>acne
>thick glasses
It was truly a sight, I never got too close to him. The times I saw him it was at an assembly, some outside thing, and in the hall

Be me I was in middle school and 14 I wasn't the most popular but had a lot of friends so me and 5 people all made A decision to pull a prank on the school and shit like that well what we did was we had Horse laxatives and my friend would help out in the kitchen for extra credit because he was failing his class and that would bring up his grade and your way this way he did was he putting horse laxatives into all the soup should I continue?

>>694682556
Barely* fuck me

>>694681848
I don't understand why you're so but hurt over how spicy a pepper was. It's an interesting story, real or not

>that one kid who was paranoid about her herpes problem

>that kid who says the herpes was from a family member

>that one kid who lies a lot

>That kid who always wore confederate war attire.

>That kid who was gay but no one had the heart to tell him.

>That kid who was generally weird and constantly accidentally outed himself to the general population.

>That trans kid who didn't mask his voice.

>That kid who was a weeb.
These kids were under my protection throughout high school since I was practically the diplomat for all the clicks.

mfw they labeled me the king of the reject table.

>>694680770
This is amazing, please type it quickly

The kid who was a paki

>>694680770
Halfsack pt 4. the 4th reich
>dude spends time in writing shit out on every swastika
>apparently it was senior prank day or something
>puts swastika's on every bulletin board and random parts on the ceiling
>all of them had nazi and holocaust jokes on them ending with ~hitler
>like fucking 10 of them were hidden in the front office
>principle Shekelstein is furious
>no more senior pranks
>tried to take them all down
>not all of them
>principle found out people called halfsack "blonde hitler" because of the one nut part so now he's a suspect
>halfsack threatened to sue for the fact the he was being profiled for his "handicap" and jew principle lets him off scot free
>saw them next year under several desks and in the cafeteria
>saw one addressed to me inside my locker
>mfw he knew my locker combination
>said "thanks for not ratting me out bro~ blonde hitler"
>blonde hitler written in gold sharpie
>fucking laminated that shit and took it home
>we were friends for another couple of years
Dude's still my friend, I just don't see him as often.
Thank you halfsack, you made my break up with my girlfriend a little more bearable

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>>694682435
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Gaw. It's been like 10 years since I've seen it.

Dat boi who always smelled like ass.

>>694681192
>tfw the chick you RP with uses hyphens instead of asterisks

>tfw you typo during RP sex

>tfw you write a long detailed passionate RP sex pm
>*thrusts with all my being* etc.
>only to get back
>*moans*

The kid who was indian.

>that kid who gets in a fight with the trans kids

>>694675051
>active shooter drill

THAT'S A THING NOW?!?!

>>694669104
The edgelords...

>>694683011
also just to clarify he was in a grade below, he's probably in college right now, or gassing Jews, either way we still hang out sometimes, also I forgot, when I wasn't there he apparently ordered kudzu seeds and put them around the football field and the school. So IDK if the school is covered in plants or what

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>the kid who accidentally became a total edgelord
>the kid that flicked glue at people
>the kid that managed to lodge a pen in the ceiling
>the kid that made weapons out of acrylic
>the kid who hid his internal torment under a façade of intense autism

>>694682556
>mfw I see him coming down the hall

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>>694682556
mfw

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>>694682556
>pic related

>>694682743
You're a reject for acknowledging the existence of clicks.