yeet

>>694667254
Nigga plz go to bed

>>694667333
sick trips fam

>>694667333
Trips check ya boi

The Devil went down to Georgia cuz he was lookin for a soul to steal

fuc

DONT LET THE THREAD DIE FAGGOTS

>>694667973
I got trips so ill rap if it gets pruned

>>694668201
the discord fags are all afk

>>694667254
I'm a lyrical, cynical, pinnacle individual...

>>694667254
Fine il do it

>>694668385
I tried

K

>>694667494
Pretty good song anon

Checkem

lol op you were off by one

55 get

>>694668807
55 get

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>>694668888
just got quads and trips same thread.

Yo

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>>694668888
CHECK THOSE QUADS

fucking bitch ass motherfucker

*drops mic*

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>>694667333
>>694668888
>>694668944
This is now a get thread

CHECKEM FAGS

>>694669170
I meant these

Make me faggot.

>>694669243
these

ama nigger fuck daddy ass nigga bitch fuck cunt

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>>694669243
no check mine

2 get

Shit rap huh?

>>694667254
poopface nigger furry degenerate 2.0

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SInce I accidently turned this into get thread Ill post it in a few. When yall see this pic again check it.

where's slimop when you need him

nig

ill do it,

But I won't get 55.

>>694669622
Checked

now check mine

>>694669707
shut up

9999 get

>>694667254
I'm not going to do it even if I get 55.

>>694669804
>9999

Sup

>>694669913
Like this pleb

>>694667254
that's one weird looking transvestite.

MattyB's a hero. He's not a zero, but a 10/10. Yeah he is. Makes my dick rise like the third Reich. Makea my asshole sweaty like your mama's titties.

kkk

yuh nigga punk ass bith

>>694667254
rolling

>>694670163
mike tyson

r-r-r-r-remix

i like penis up my bum
i also like fuckin your mum

I think the new ghostbusters is gonna be awesome

>>694670236
Nigtothenogrobocop

Kublai Khan captures and kills the child emperor of China

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Mom's Spaghetti

>>694667254

I won't do it. Or maybe I will.

>>694667494
Holy fucking kek. I lost my shit at this for some reason

>>694667254
rolling?

Lamps on so my shades are up, gotta keep that flow tight, like dental floss. I'm a fag. A really huge fag.

Because where do we go now sweet child of mine

If you don't reply to this rap your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Bitches on stishes are washing the dishes, it fishes, it glitches, my mom as she teaches the peaches that leeches are witches on kitchens but nothing is pitchin' the mitches on inches that are itchin' the bridges, the fridges and beaches from swishes and wishes, it twitches, it reaches, those speeches and quizzes that snitches our ridges

>>694667254
are you slimop ?

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>>694670988

I'll do it. Get the 55

>>694670840
damn

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>>694671028

>>694670957
Nah I wish, Im just a fag that frequented his threads.

He kinda vanished a few months back

Nigger

Get money

roololol

>>694671156
Almost

sniff my butt

roody-poos with fanny-packs

>>694671215
Hell yeah

Rolling beans

>>694669170
Dubscheckem

>>694670840
I hate your existing

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Time to chew ass and kick bubble gum

Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
and hours are way too long they should be half an hour at most

At least that's what the nigger told me

And I fucked her dad, it was rad

>>694672056
Close enough, just do it cunt

pewdiepie is a child rapist
yee
pewdiepie is a child rapist
yeee yeee
erry body knows that 3pac iz da greatest

When I jerk off to my mom,
blow it so hard it's like a bomb,
Might as well convert to Islam,
Now I can't eat bacon or salam... i.

>>694672472
I want to suck a nigger cock and drink his cum

This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.'

this is my official confession

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>>694667254

>>694672933
I dress like a fag and lick that niggers ball bag, stick a finger in my ass and call my self white trash

In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error.

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>>694673089

Moot sucks dick at google, he must be a jew he is very frugal

>>694667254
but why

>>694673211
here in the one one one cock in my mouth and another in my ass, I leak cum like your mum

Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.

so many dubs.

Watch the truck
What The fuck
78 french men it crushed

If 55 get, I will not deliver. Have a nice day anons.

Rolling for my rap career

i wanna die

Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

The president is a nigger
and that comes from a wigger
who raps and sings like this
cause I suck dick like a miss

What the truck

rolll

>>694670559
we have our winner right here faggots

So many dubs
I am in trubs
Cause he cum drubs
In my nubs

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb>>694673691

>>694673670
newfag detected

PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up

55 for my dead wife, how i wish she was still alive

NiggerFingers

>>694673777
nice one bro

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>>694673777
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

I'm sorry but I won't do it.

>>694673851
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

dicksauce

>>694673922
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

I fucked your kid once

Let's see what happens when I no longer exist,
man
fuck this

I'm not going to rap this.

>>694673968
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

I'll show you 55

>>694674029

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

>>694667254
no more niggers allowed

I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole

>>694674082
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

There eon't be any 55 in this thread

Coulda woulda shoulda

>>694674122
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

>>694674178
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

role

>>694674146
This

>>694667254
this is getting pretty long also hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes peta are my jam but hoes hoes hoes

It's something about you girl
That just makes my head want to twirl
Oh you got me want to tell all them other girls
There's nothing else better on this world
The moment I seen her I was in shock
So shocked you would think that I just been shot
Shot down right down in the spot
But too bad this doesn't happen alot
Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top
On top of your hot body while we are sweating a lot
A lot of time I got before we would have to stop
Too bad you're not into that stuff alot
Oh man she's just super hot
Hotter than the sun that's right on top
On top of her hands I'm ready she goes so I had to stop
I had some questions that I had in stock

She said she wants to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let you know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl let's do this on the floor
She said she want to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let you know
So baby girl let's do this on the floor

Yeah let's get up on the floor
Show me your moves that make you such a pro
I'm broke I be the one that I want to know
Oh yeah girl I'm a let you know
You're the one that I'm really into boo
Doesn't mean that I wasn't stuck in beat but I'll rather be with you
Me and you can invent something that's new
Girl we don't need no desk between us two

Oh girl you drove me out my mind
Such a big ass that I'm digging deep in your spine
Did you ever get the hint that I'm claiming your mind
Good ass question girl we on this time
I would put my life on the line
My life just to be the one to call you mine
Now I'm picking up the phone just to call your line
Because baby girl you on my mind

She said she want to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy girl I'll let you know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl let's do this on the floor

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given

pls no

Vagina

>>694674320
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt

>>694674309
Too long didnt rap

>>694674378
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek

>>694674416
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready

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>>694674465
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force

>>694674309
You ruined it with your grandma rhymes.

>>694667254
I'm a cross fitting vegan I'm just better than you nigga

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Uh shit I can't think of anything

>>694674512
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in

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Roll 55?
id rather fuckin drink and drive

>>694674584
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>694667254
give me a whiff of that big femanin shlong, it's not gay you're gay she/he's beautiful

>>694667254
The real slim shady reporting in, wait what?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

>>694667254
I kin

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>>694674743
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

This thing is so long that I won't even bother trying to rap this

Rapoll

>>694674802
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

ITT faggots actually think someone will roll 55 before this thread gets deleted
and no i wont fucking rap every word in this thread if i do get 55

>>694674802
>>694674867
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

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For those curious, This is my waifu.

Dickbutt

>>694674753
>>694674853
God damn it you fags

>>694674925
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>694674320
>>694674378
>>694674416
>>694674465
>>694674512
>>694674584
>>694674630
Anon, shrek looks from above with pride

I misread the title and thought it said fap.

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rape

I love my body pillow so much that I will stop the rap here.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

I did a thing to keep the thread fresh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RQrnSS4HOO

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>>694674965
shes kawaii

moms spaghetti

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>694675266
lets hear it

>>694675360
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>694675323
Thank you (●´ω｀●)

poopy poopy poopy poop XD LOL IFUNNY LOL FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 卐卐卐

>>694675360
>>694675445
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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le le le le le le le XD FUUUUU

get trolled stuipd fr*cks

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>>694675337
spaghetti moms moms spaghetti gamestop

I will do it for fun if someone rolls satanic trips.

Mr Data, Please fart in my face. Earl Grey, hot.

Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>694675665
fuck

>>694675665
haha, your script failed

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

>>694667254
Come at me br0

lets do this shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>694675787
I dont got a script mate, just wishing to have some fun.

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

I endorse Hillary Clinton for President.

ready

>>694675767
well fuck you too cunt waffle.

What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.

Jesus is my lover.

how has no one gotten it yet lol

55 get

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you small loan of a million dollars? I’ll have you know I registered Democrat, and I’ve been involved in numerous Bernie Sanders ralies, and I have over 300 confirmed votes. I am trained in political science and I’m the top voter in my state. You are nothing to me but just another debate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of constituents across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vote. You’re fucking outvoted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can vote for Bernie in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire polls of CNN and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “yooge” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Feel the bern, kiddo.

>>694676146
like nigga cmon

What the fuck did you just fucking fuck about me, you fucking fuck? I’ll fuck you know I fucked top of my fuck in the Fuck Fucks, and I’ve been involved in fucking Fucking Fucks on the Fucking Fuck, and I fuck over 300 confirmed fucks. I am fucked in Fucking Fucked Fucking and I’m the most fucking fuck in the entire Fuck Fuckers. You are fucking to me but just another fuck. I will fuck you the fuck with fuck the fucks of which has never been seen before on this Fuck, fuck my fucking fucks.

This thread is too long, no one is going to rap this.

u fokn wot

What the smurf did you just smurf about me, you little Gargamel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smurf village, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Al-Smurfa, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfberries. I am trained in smurf warfare and I’m the top smurf in all of the land. You are nothing to me but just another Gargamel. I will wipe you the smurf out with precision the likes has never been seen before in the smurf village, smurf my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Think again, smurfer. As we speak I am contacting my Papa Smurf and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you Gargamel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home. You’re smurfing dead, Gargamel. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smurf you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unsmurfed combat, I have access to all of Papa Smurf’s potions, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable mushroom off the face of the continent, you little Gargamel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your time is up, kid.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Resistance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ADVENT, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top ranger in the entire XCOM forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Codex? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Resistance bases across the continent and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ayylien. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my machete. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the XCOM project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” AVATAR was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking research. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

55 get nig

World of Warcraft is my waifu

What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.

Yeah nah I ain't gonna do it

>>694667254
i will

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>>694676495
Pussy

i found a link to the electric lighters that u can use as a tazer chargelighters.com and a discount code is 'charge4882' ....

>>694676555
O shit sorry mate

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mfw people droppign walls of text
hes gonna be up all night recording this sht

>>694676555
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, NOW DO IT

>>694676555
WINRAR

>>694676555
winrar

I'm a Jew (wew)

My mother is a high class prostitute and I giver her 500 dollars to suck my cock every night *You have to scream this part*

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>>694676555

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>>694676555
oi

55 son

>>694676555
Lol dis gun b gud

Never going to rap this, it would take several minutes to do so and that's too long.

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>>694676555
YOU BETTER DELIVER NOW FAGGOT

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>>694676555
WINAR

>>694676555
FINALLY

>>694676755
You do it too, NOW

>>694676555
lol, i didnt tink id get it. not gunna rap it.

It better not be me.

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>>694676755
shiggity shwat 55

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>>694676755
>>694676555

>>694676879
What a massive faggot

>>694676755
you do it then

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Nahh

>>694676777
SHIT!
Get down, these niggas are pulling trips like madmen!

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slimop would have delivered

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Enjoy!

>>694677155
YOU TOO FAGGOT, DO IT NOW

>>694677155
oH SHIT