Tits first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yess

Se traga la lefa?

>>694664967
5/10 she looks like Lord Voldemort with a prosthetic nose

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>>694664967
it's a trap

Show tits

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>>694665213
thanks good

>>694665207
well, I might share.

>>694665311
kek what?

I'd fuck her, seems like a cute tolerable face too. Got ass?

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>>694665505
ahhh you think?
>>694665565
nah

>>694665587
not sure I want to go there yet

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>>694665847
don't think i have any ass shots of her

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>>694665923
>not sure I want to go there yet

>>694664967
Lemme guess her dad was in the navy?

>>694665624
The anon asked if she swallows the cum in Spanish.

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>>694666664
nope.

>>694665847

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>>694666834
yes she does

>>694667124
show us

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>>694667217
well i don't have videos of her blowing me kek

>>694667224
looks shopped as fuck. show the real ass

>>694665311
Maricona, aquí se habla inglés. Seguro que eres un puto andaluz facha de los cojones. De buen rollo y tal.

>>694664967
Araceli?

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>>694665923
yeah, I see the resemblance there

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>>694667342
no that's her

>>694667356
Come lodo zerote, soy El Moco y me voy a cojer tu madre!

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she fluctuates weight a bit

>>694667959
You need some help, dude. XD

>>694668259
show those big tits

>>694668149
I need some Ingles Sin Barreras and a green card.
Even if I were illegal i'm too white looking to get deported though.

>>694668031
K so dad's not in navy. Whats with the tattoo bro?

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>>694668318
they've gotten quite big

considering she is only 4'11 they look bigger than they really are

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>>694664967
why does it even matter to you what we think? do you find her attractive?

>>694667959
En España no decimos coger, decimos follar, así como dato. Aunque igual, no te debe ser fácil entenderme con ese dominio tan pésimo de la lengua cervantina que posees por lo tanto ojalá te folle un burro y te desangres por ese culo abierto de puto maricón que tienes. :D

>>694668441
Where the fuck are you from?

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>>694668450
She was 18 then and she is 26 now
she regrets it

>>694668500
sometimes.

>>694668460
My girl is like 4'11" too, she's like 100 pounds and her tits look huge.

>>694668516
Mi culo es de fiero cabron, lo aprieto y lo corto y te lo insarto hasta que te salga hasta las tripas por la naris!
You reminded me of a Polo Polo joke for a second, I thought that's where you were going with this.

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>>694668793
kek nice sadly any weight she gains makes her fat but most goes to her tits and ass

>>694668751
Murrica, my faja is from el Districto Federal in Mexico, and my mums is from like Esteli (near Managua) in Nicaragua. Nic has a lot of European influence, so that's probably why people mistake me for white sometimes, I don't think anything of it when people do most of the time, but the fact that a lot of white people can't tell shocks me.

>>694668793
Nop, just like to say some shit because is 5 in the morning here and I'm bored as fuck. Don't even know what Polo Polo is.

>>694668878
Yeppers, she gains weight in her breasts first, and when she hikes or exercises a lot her butt gets bigger and rounder.

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tbh fam. I like her body and her eyes are nice, but her chin is huge and her cheekbones weird. I have doubts sometimes

>>694669254
trap?

>>694668756
Story faggot. Boyfriend in navy?

>>694669174
Oh shit son, listen to some Polo Polo, he's a comedian, he's really funny.

>>694664967
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was a trap thread.

>>694669464
this

>>694669254
She's not the crimson chin though, or Leno

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She hates this pic.
>>694669347
nope know many 4'11 traps faggot?
>>694669393
I am not in navy neither is she addressed this. she was 18 and dumb when she got it

>>694669096
Technically, if your skin is clear, you are white. Latino is not a race, is just a geographical thing, but americans don't fucking care 'cause FUCKING NUKES AND PIZZA BUT SOME SAY CHICAGO AND OTHERS SAY NY AND THE FAGS SAY LA AND WE HATE EACHOTHER BRO. That's how I see America. XD

>posting about your gf on /b/
you will be alone. you will remember this comment and it will make you very upset. leave now before it's too late.

>>694669624
I can tell why, I didn't think she looked like a boy before this. She's a sturdy little bitch huh?

>>694669624
>she

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I am not the tallest dude, but she is still shorter than me by quite a bit

makes it kind of hot I won't lie

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>>694669758
well sort of

>>694669759
you're dumb

>>694669727
I know, but you know how the US is. Fuckin murrica man.

>>694669795
You guys look cute together.

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>>694670018
thanks anon

>>694669456
That accent is like I can't really have fun. It distractes me.

op up late on /b/
gf sleeps in bed
gf doubts
op not close with gfs friends
gf builds relationship with someone else behind his back
op will feel bad
it's ok, /b/ will be here. this is where he will come.

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she is trying to be a forced meme. she failed misreably

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>>694670237
she is still at work. won't be in for another hour or so

close with everyone she knows

>>694669937
Never been in America, but I plan to go. Since I'm white as fuck and have blue eyes people shouldn't notice I'm a foreigner. Did I get the logic right or am I gonna get bashed? XD

>>694664967
7 at max because of that god awful tattoo

>>694669254
What are you, a faggot? She's good looking.

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>>694670520
yeah I hate it to anon

>>694670539
well I mean. her chin is weird though don't you think. i love her, but...

>>694670419
does she sing?

>>694670176
Don't blame ya, I don't know a lot of people personally that like him, his accent is too thick or annoying for some. But I love him, and I'm looking for more Spanish speaking comics. Try watching Platanito on YouTube, you might like him, he's a clown that does a show in Mexico, tells jokes with some other fags for like an hour

>>694669624
Look u fucking idiot. Why did she get it?boyfriend in navy(at the time)?

See i dumbed it down

>>694670495
You're gonna be upset at how accurate you were tbh.

>>694670699
she does not

>>694670757
horrible wanna be hispterism

No, sorry. She's not hideous though.

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>>694664967
>chest tattoo
>attractive?

fuck off

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she hates it, but people always say she looks like lena dunham

>>694670651
why u even hating on your own gf lol, thats our job.

>>694664967
Why do you hoomans allow your females to wear clothing?

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>>694670927
thank you for being rational. tattoos belong on filthy skin. filthy useless dishwashing/coffee serving people.

>>694670651
Her chin isn't even that big. Why are you stuck on something so superficial as that?

>>694670727
I can name some Spanish speaking comics, but most of them are gonna be Spaniards for obvious reasons.
PS: We hate the term Spaniards, just using it becaus I said Spanish in the previous sentence.

>>694664967
you mistyped bf

>>694670727
Callate boludo

5/10...

>>694670952
Does her first name start with a S?

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>>694670992
well, I am just being honest

>>694670927
it is shitty. I know and she knows. kind of sucks

>>694671103
It's only one she has to sad

>>694671125
I am human.

>>694664967
>Lena Dunham/10

>>694670844
Well, I'm used since everytime I go for a walk people think I'm English, German or French. I had to learn English just to help turists because they always asked me for directions. XD

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Would bang 8/10

>>694671186
Chupame la pija hijo de la re put madre que te pario

>>694670862
Thx for answer.dont feel bad. Lots of women habe prominent anchor tattoos lol. Not gonna lie to u though. The two i know personally tjat have them both cheat on their husbands with lots of men within a week of meeti g them. Just watch her homie lol.>>694670885

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>>694671365
nope.


C

but that is all I will ever say

>>694671406
keke exactly. when i want to make her feel bad in a fight or something I call her Lena. kek at her work customers are always like. you know who you remind me of.. lena dunham. she fucking hates it

>>694671466
haha cool

>>694671186
Tell me their names plox, I don't care where they're from, I don't get annoyed by accents or anything. And yeah, I never hear Spanish people call themselves Spaniards, so I would just say people from Spain.

>>694671293
Leave me alone mom

>>694671451
Lol they're gonna take you one day

>>694671370
Sure but if you don't like her chin to the point where you have to get the approval of anonymous strangers on the internet then maybe you really don't love her as much as to think you do.

>>694671599
Carissa?

>>694669795
She's a good catch for you, OP.

Both medium attractiveness, the /pol/ in me though wants to tell you that she's not white though. Be forewarned

heil hitler, go fuck yourself, and all that good stuff. Cheers!

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>>694671583
well, she has a past and we have cheated on each other. but we grew past it and up. been together awhile

>>694671675
I can do both. there are such things as nuance

>>694671731
kek no

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>>694664967

>>694671599
>haha cool
the fuck? normie faggot

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>>694671876
she is half latina half white. so good call kek

>>694665923
she looks good from that angle, and that's all that counts for decent blowjob.

>>694671896
Shit, my bad. I knew a girl named Carissa once.

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>>694670952

>>694671896
Shit power to yall then. Just keep her locked down. Women find any reason to "feel unloved" and thus feel morally right in being unfaithful.
This is my way of saying congrats... But watch her bro.

>>694670952
wow that's cruel, lena dunham is easily a 2/10, your gf is like a 7/10.

>>694671612
Dani Rovira, Don Mauro, Joaquín Reyes, Juanjo Albiñana (he has stand-up in English too), Goyo Giménez, Miguel Gila (This one is quite old material, but still good after all this time.), Luis Piedrahita, Leo Harlem. And I can keep going all day long.

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>>694672066
she is slightly above average cocksucker
makes up for it for being a great fuck

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>>694672128
ok then
also one of the reason she has bangs is her huge forehead. which is also off putting

>>694672355
I agree she is not that bad, but still

>>694672330
I do

>>694668460
How big?

>>694664967
Not shit posting here, face = 5/10. Body = 7/10. Overall = 6/10

>>694672566
Thanks anon, I appreciate it

>>694672834
>she has bangs is her huge forehead

count yourself lucky and stop complaining, because some other guy would be willing to step in to take your place.

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>>694672903
I would say she is at a large C now.

usually a solid B

>>694664967
bf*

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>>694673094
I would say that is a fair assesment

>>694673125
they have and she came back and banged other bitches

no biggie

>>694664967
Yes.
Solid 7/10

I think she's adorable... Can we see her tits now?

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>>694673462
solid as well. I am in the mindset she is 6-7/10

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>>694672834
>>694673420
yeah definitely not lena dunham, I'd have to say she looks more like morgan webb imo.

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>>694674002
>>694674002

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>>694674098
I suppose I should have been more specific.

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>>694674302
Good, but needs more ... Less clothes.

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>>694674198
or somewhere in between, like when she is at her fittest.

>>694674098
>>694674198
>>694674302
OP here well played anon

>>694674052
maybe a mix between the two

>>694674002
She can handle this kind of stuff. but if I shared the one topless shot I have of her she would literally kill me in my sleep

she snaps at me every now and then though with good stuff

>>694674413
that's lena dunham

>>694674427
I said just that >>694674538

>>694664967
Don't know. Do you find here attractive OPEE?

>>694669795
Holy fuck, both of you. Drool.

Any pics of you two fucking?

Op.. Your death is worth giving us the topless pic. Go for it.

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>>694674755
kek ok... since you cannot make it out here is a screenshot. it's shitty. only one I saved. and deleted the video. but for some reason I like to fap to this pic.

>>694675005
it really is not this is as close as you will get
>>694675257

why would she kill you if she never knew, it's not like anyone is going to be sharing her pics all over. literally only 30 posters in this thread and maybe 5 are still watching.

>>694671370
Yeah. She's unattractive physically. The face at least.

You knew that already though.

>>694675370
I know how this place works. she has an identifiable tattoo on her chest. doesn't really work for topless pics

This is the best I will give you and it's awful quality and you can't make out anything specific >>694675257

Please, do it for your brothers. Post the titties.

>>694675522
This is what I wrestle with everyday kek

>>694664967
Your girlfriend is Christy Menendez of Tampa Florida?

CMstewart89


Christian is this really you posting? you're an idiot

>>694675596
Obscure the tattoo. We aren't picky. You can even use ms paint.

>>694675840
ok yeah fuck this

>>694675906
see above fuck this

>>694675664
I feel you.

There's those moments where you look at her at random and think "...hmm. she's really not that hot."

...and then you do nothing. Because it's easier. And sex.

My girlfriend is basically on face hotness level with yours. I get it. Thankfully we get along, and she has the body of a porn star with the downstairs to match.

>>694675840
Oopsies. Got any of her spitting a nigger mouth-baby onto your chest?

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>>694676394
I am confused is christian pretending to be this guy >>694669795
because that is not her BF

pic related it's christian