http://vote.pollcode.com/97937987

I'm not an official member of a religion but i guess if i had to choose one it would be jew because i'm really greedy

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>>694664288

Imagine me pounding that tight asshole and dropping my brown seed on that Star of David

>>694664288
Non-circumcised eel-looking dick.

>Triggered

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Hello fellow Jews!

Atheist allowed?

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>>694664288
FICK DICH FOTZE

We will gas you again jew filth.

>>694664288
LULZ, Jews wear a satan star.

>>694667338
I'm reform. We don't keep kosher.

I am terrified of your people including you abraham

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If you are circumcized you call me master.

Who am I ?

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Reporting.

>>694667841
get out

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Actually a Christian

greedy jews

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is this jewish enough for you?

Ethnic or religion??

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>>694664288
nice dubs

Heil Hitler!

1488

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>>694668258
>implying there's a difference

>>694667700
Both Asmodeus and ha'Satan are beholden to god. It's Judaism, not Catholicism. There is no Lucifer. No great eternal struggle. God's both the good and the evil. Hence god fearing.

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JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT

>>694668453
>
Posts Sephardic.

>>694664288
Your people is often considered "whiny" what do you think of this? Any experiences with your relatives or people in your jew-church or zyklon-b showers or wherever the fuck you guys usually hang out?

>>694664288
LOL @ tattoo
וַיִּקְרָא 19:28, fool

hello i am a jew selling holy water from isreal. nah im fucking kidding i scammed you its faucet water.
thank you for your money

>>694668611
You do realize that the two largest sects of Judaism in the Americas both push for gay rights. Read the charters. A little dick sucking porn isn't going to scare us off.
Also for the record over 40 percent of the Jewish population is American and almost all native English speaking ones are. So you're probably not going to offend anyone in this thread with that.

Dumbass.

>>694664288
Fuck Abraham and all his religions.

>>694664288
German master race invading and taking over thread.

so you know allot about gas ovens, right?
So how come your still here when
Adolf gassed all of you.
Smells of a LIE jew

I call dibs on that penny that's on the floor

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>>694664288
Die kike scum

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>no muslims or christians allowed

Same imaginary friend, different retards.

>>694669217
Lol just tried to look into your stats Google says they are bull shit.

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>>694669673
German you say? Take all the bread you want. Share it with your family.

>>694669912
its obvious jews a greedy lying bastards

>>694664288
I thought that was a dude but now I'm unsure... Not that that changes my percentage of boner.

Kohen reporting in. For you goyim that means I am a direct descendant of the High Priests of ancient Israel. I am basically the most important form of a jew that can exist.

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>>694664288

auskike reporting

Sieg Heil

>>694664288
>>694666149
Yeah - dont think any jew girls are gonna take an uncircumcised wiener...

Satanist here, y'all Jew bastards need Jesus. Oh wait, you dun killed him. The son of God... killed... by you Jew bastards... no wonder Hitler wanted to exterminate your ass.

>>694669912

Israel. 6,103,200. 42.9%. 2. United States. 5,700,000. 40.1%. gee, Google says I'm right and you're wrong. Idiot

>>694671018
If you're a Satanist then shouldn't you worship us?

Does that make you special?

>>694671363
I have a confession to make... I'm not really a satanist, I'm a Scientologist. DUN DUN DUN

Religious posts are retarded just like 85% of the world!

>>694664288
Does it count if we recently found out we are Jewish by ancestry? :D

>>694671644
fuck all other religions L Ron Hubbard is the true god

Religious posts are retarded just like 85% of human population.

>>694664288
orville redenbacher is one of the few good jews in this world

i tend to worship Ron Jeremy!

>>694672000
Well he is a Jew.

I am part of heavens gate

>>694671819
You know it, baby.

I am part of nothing, lets face facts there is no god, that is for weak people, though ron jeremy is a jew he is still cool, he can suck his own prick..what is better than that?

question about jews: how can an ethnic group survive for almost two THOUSAND years without a country and living in isolated groups throughout a hundred different other countries, through the dark and middle ages, but preserve the same race, traditions, culture, language, and religion, etc. in a recognizable enough form to fit back together extremely easily once it gets the country back? It's especially confusing since, afaik, at some point before the diaspora, the original group divided into jews and samaritans (??) who are different today?

>>694673085
Because jew golds.

>>694673085
Jew=cockroach

>both can survive holocausts

Jews rule the world stupid goyim, now kiss my mutilated dick!

>>694664288
but i like hot jewish gurls so fuckn' much

You may now only post if your last name is Silverman

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>>694673085
Because Jews are really just theistic satanists that communicate with inter-dimensional, demon spirits that give them direction,knowledge and power.

Making Aliyah in a year when I turn eighteen. I will dedicate myself to the Israeli military as a Chayal Boded and hopefully, later, the Knesset. AM YISRAEL CHAI!

Bacon.

>>694673085
Its more of an religious/cultural identity. Jewish communities can be semitic, black, or white, or some mixture. I think the holocaust and the sympathy in garnered was a big unifying factor for the Jews of Europe though, which lead to the formation of Israel with the help of the UN.

>>694673842
wut

>>694673964
P.s ; We are in the Prophesied time, Kinsmen... Adonai awaits with the Moshiach as His tool.

>>694667437
You and what army

>>694664288
Question for the Jews:

If I convert to Judaism, do I get in on all the secret meetings on manipulating goyim and taking over the world, as well as a cushy banking job? Eagerly awaiting your response.

>>694664288
> didn't mention Satanists
WHAT'S GOOD KIKES

>>694674674
No such thing. Unless.. You become a liberal Reformist Jew... Who are enemies of Israel and Judaism.

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>>694664288

Serious Response: I don't like hating on people for skin color, race or beliefs. But this fucking terrorist shit needs to stop, I know this is /b we come here to see and b Edgy cause its a release but in all honest FUCK THEM SAND NIGGERS!!!!! I kind of feel a bit ignorant knowing i actually feel this way, I get it a small group don't reflect all of Muslims. But is it worth the risk?

Maybe we do need another Hitler to take care of the Muslims problem

>>694675841
kek

>>694675750
Like the first hitler solved the new problem?

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>>694676282
>Update
I don't hate jews, They are nice people. Never did anything to me

>>694674850
Pretty odd to call yourself a Jew if you are against Judaism..

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>>694674674
Yes but you have to get a blowjob from a rabbi first
see >>694675572
it's like a frat ritual

>>694676525
Are you a shill? As a Jew I realize you fuckers are attempting and have been succeeding in turning our People into mindless Souls, turning the TRUE faith of the Lord into oblivion..

Either you're a shill. Or you're dense.


LET ME REMIND EVERYONE. JUDAISM IS UNDER OPPOSITION CONTROL. BUT, NOT FOR LONG..

>>694664288
I'm an atheist in the 21st Century.

Your religion is conservative and retarded.

>>694676874
You are a liar, in the name of Adonai I CURSE you and your seed - may you toil and rot until you know who the Lord is. Atah Gibor L'Olam Adonai.

>>694673085
Honestly there was still communication and intermigling of the various sub-groups of jews throughout history. Particularly, the fact that there was a shared language (biblical Hebrew) has a lot to do with it.

>>694677062
You're a whiny bitch, of which most likely owns a low IQ and a ton of new

>>694676901
Lolok

>>694677883
New Bill nye DVDs*

Jews have done literally nothing good for civilization. Discuss.

>>694678028
They have done great things, as well as crimes.. And have been rewarded / punished by God accordingly.

>>694678186
>sky daddy

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jews

>>694678532
No. Sovereign of the Universe you simple minded buffoon.

>>694678186
evangelicals.png

>>694679052
>muh sky wizard

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>>694678926
dat jewess

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>>694679444
just realized she looks like my mother 20 years younger

How about some black jew sluts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sHyxKqqFA

>>694677098
>muh sky wizzard

>>694670127
according to the Mishna the most important Jew is a learned one -- even a scholar who is a bastard (talmid hakham mamzer) goes before the High Priest

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SEE THIS
IT MEANS NOT WELCOME

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>>694679589
your mom suck a lotta dick

>>694670127
better post about it on 4chan

>>694680375
>do you have webms?

Can someone get me some Israeli Doritos? I've been craving them after my free trip.

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>>694679589
I just got back from the past anon and your mom gobbles loads of dick

Orthodox Jew here. This thread is full of a lot of ignorant people, Jew and gentile alike. And some fucking weirdos

>>694680912
How do you keep the stereotype curls so nice? I need to up my haircare regimen

>>694680912
>Orthodox Jew
>Browses 4chan
Pick one

>>694673085
The hebrew language

>>694681067
Dude we don't all have those. Seriously. That's just hasidics. I do wear a funny black hat to pray though

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>>694664288
Didn't say no nazis ;^)

How are you today, Juden?

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Ok, lets talk about the real issues. Why can't Israelis get falafel right?

>>694681138
Haha don't tell my rabbi. I'm a curious man is all. Come here for the political incorrectness

>>694681347
Falafel is like a shitty version of burritos

>>694675841
There were 9.5 million jews in europe, i think 2.4 million in poland alone. 15 million worldwide total, in 1933.

So, uh, whats the plan to take over the world again? I just learned my old man was raised Jewish and he never taught me the trade/world domination secrets. Also how do you tell when Hanuka starts?

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>>694681347
also, what's the big deal about dates?

>>694681865
is dat methusela?

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Quick question, Jews ITT. How does it feel knowing that without Hitler, the fifth Aliyah would never have happened and Israel wouldn't exist?

Do you see the 'six million' (more like four and a half, but I get that sixes are important to you guys so w/e) as a sacrifice?

>>694681788
Holocaust denial is so fucking pathetic. I and everyone I know has a great uncle, a grandparent, someone who got fucking shot or gassed. You have to be such a neck bearded faggot to keep cramming your head deeper and deeper into your ass and insist that it's some ridiculously elaborate hoax.

>>694682169
Nobody denies that a lot of Jews died during the war, it's mostly about whether or not the gas chamber (which, even if you go by official sources, amounts to less than a third of those killed) was used as a primary method of execution and whether or not extermination was the official policy of the German government.

>>694681422
You come for the porn

>>694682036
https://www.google.com/maps/place/29%C2%B058'04.1%22N+35%C2%B003'36.2%22E/@29.967808,35.057856,639m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d29.967808!4d35.06005

>>694682169
My grandpa had 9 brothers and sisters (yeah, i know shut up, it was the old country) and he and 1 sister lived. My extended family is really fucking small.

>>694682381
The Germans literally documented what they did with every camp inmate. They took videos and pictures of the shootings. Hitler and Goebbels couldnt have been any more fucking clear about what they wanted. Seriously Hitler would be disappointed in you and your faggy Nazi sympathizing, Holocaust denying friends, denying his worldview and goal

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Bit off topic, but this is a set of flags that I passed while driving through southeast Oklahoma

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H E I L H I T L E R *SHOOTS JEWS*

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

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FUCK YOU, LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

>>694682767
Krauts shot everyone from great grandma's village and dumped them in a ditch with the enthusiastic assistance of the local Poles. Then plowed over the Jewish cemetery and planted potatoes. Kaluszyn, look it up. Just one of hundreds of little villages

why do ppl hate jews? i really have no idea why, they just seem kinda like amish people except they don't use buggies and still have to pay tax...

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>>694682964

THE HOLOHOAX DIDN'T HAPPEN

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>>694682813

>>694683093
Yeah, my grandpa was polish too. Dad was born in lvov in '48, but lived in france growing up.

>>694683304
That pithy gif has made shambles of my carefully constructed logic! Well fuck me. I shall kill myself to perpetuate the vision of the Führer. Die, kike!

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>>694682813
>The Germans literally documented what they did with every camp inmate.

lol no they didn't. How are you this historically illiterate?

>They took videos and pictures of the shootings.

Yep, they did. Some of them anyway.

>Seriously Hitler would be disappointed in you and your faggy Nazi sympathizing, Holocaust denying friends, denying his worldview and goal

Hitler can be as disappointed in me as he likes, I'm not a National Socialist nor am I "denying" the holocaust so IDGAF. Don't worry buddy, the nazis aren't coming to get you.
You're kind of a fag though.

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Luciferan counts? you faggots

>>694683463
Lvov is Ukraine today, was it Poland then?

>>694683501
#butthurt #rekt

>>694683513
Having actually been to Auschwitz, Birkenau, and Majdanek:
Uh, yes, they did. Handwritten. Every last one. That's why they tattooed them

>>694664288
Jizzrael

>>694683671
By the gif that said "cool story bro"? Yeah, I'm shattered

>>694683618
No, it was russia then, but dont tell them that.

I think peoples sensitivity about the holocaust is whats causing people to be so careful in dealing with islam. If that was us, shit, can you even imagine?

I had a Jewish psychiatrist. His name was ofer who locked me up in a mental ward for months and they injected me with medication and put my abuser, my father, in charge of my case or a substitute decision maker.


If I could I would like for him to rot in hell forever in hell fire

>>694684233
Yeah. Little difference though: we historically avoided blowing people in our various host countries to shit. Fuck radical Muslims

>>694684323
kidnap him and make his personal hell real

>>694684085
relax fam

>>694684429
No, we're apparently worse. We take all of the good jobs and all of the good university spots.

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>>694667313
nah, you're worse than vegans

>>694684323

I hope he rots in hell for eternity

>>694685022
Can't help that. I mean what should we do, open convenience stores? We'd be bored. Also, that's the best way to plot world domination as is our wont

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>>694685436
Guilty as charged

>>694682169
Nobody believes that shit. Keep selling it though.

>>694682964
Yup sums up the south pretty well.
Murica, we love Jews because gods chosen peeps, I like mah guns, and Im certain that was the union logo so i dont know why that's there but that's also popular down here.

BUT THE HOLOHOAX WAS REAL IN MY MIND

>>694686661
Just saying, what you're implying is that a t some point we all got together and constructed elaborate backstories for ourselves in which we made up relatives whod been killed but in reality all our grandparents are fine and living in Florida. What kind of insecure beta manlet needs to believe that to justify his own lack of achievement?

Jew reporting in

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I was circumcised, or had my penis cut on by some pervert stranger as a child. Can I join this Jew thread?

I'll convert to Judaism if someone marries me. :3