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>>694654912

>>694655493
No I am not.

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>>694654912
gay

>>694655661
Not gay

>>694654912
bump

OP is a fag

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>>694654912
totally gay

>>694655567
Well you're not straight...

dubs confirms your homosexuality

>>694654912
OP is right he isn't "gay" but since theres no word for being gayer than gay we'll just stick with gay

post pics of current toys plz

>>694656690
I can't

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Just adopted a medium 'AnthroDragon' a few days ago - hasn't even arrived yet. I was originally looking to adopt a medium or large 'Chance' (unflared) myself, but none had the cum tube option I wanted. I love the idea of getting a 'Flint' as well. He looks soooo friggin' awesome! There's no way I'm getting that in though... not unless I got the mini.

im sorry but what do you fags mean by "adopt"?

>>694657930
Items that have a sight defect (color, specs, small tears), cancelled product line, or were cancelled/returned orders. They are offered at a discount price.

>>694656690
Just kidding I'm working on setting them all up to take a picture right now
Keep this thread alive!

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This is the only picture in my image folder at the moment. New PC.
bump

they are just so fucking expensive

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'Flint' – The Uncut Studded Dragon

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>>694654912
"wide split" firmness is best IMO. Firm base and soft shaft really works well.

>>694659151
Try the "Adoptions" page. Up to 50% off. No choice in options though - unless its there already. WYSIWYG.

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>>694658289
They don't accept or sell returns for legal reasons. If you want used go check the forums or the subreddit.

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>>694658289
>returned orders

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OP Here.
Here is my collection

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>>694660431

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>>694660431
Neat which is your favorite?

This is my collection (minus a large Rex)

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>>694654912
"This isn't your average bait...this is advanced bait"

>>694656454
you need to learn what words mean. Using a dildo on your own ass is not gay no matter how much you retards cry it is. Masturbation cannot be gay since you are doing it alone.

Seriously, learn what words mean before you try to chime in

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>>694660089
Kek.

I didn't mean "used".

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>>694658289
"Returned"

>>694660667
It depends.
If chance had a suction cup and a cumtube, it would be my favorite. But it is what I use most of the time in the cowgirl position. My other toys I like riding against the shower wall are my spritz, echo, and nova. Tongue is just fun to play with in the front.

>>694659814
as far as i can tell.. 99 percent of the ones on the adoption page have no discount despite having imperfections/problems

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>>694661305
Supposedly if you contact support you can ask them to put a suction cup on Chance, but it usually ends up not working very well.

>>694661569
Click the "Flops Only" button.

I wish I had expendable funds, and didn't have people at the house who would receive the package while I'm at work.

OP Here
How much money have y'all spent at BD in total?
For me I've spent about $1100 I think

>>694654912
Today is your lucky day

I happen to be a massive fantasy creature

Lay face down whore

>>694660726
you must be retarded

>>694661788
It comes in discreet packaging.
The only thing telling about the box is the sender is listed as "Jan Mulders", which if you happen to google, you would find a thread talking about how Jan Mulders is the shipping name on BD boxes...

I mean I try imagining these things with my personal anatomy and at some point the pleasure will be literally ripping you apart. I bled from my ass for a year from small tears please don't wreck yourself in the pursuit of pleasure. It's really more a pain in the ass than one could hope for.

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>>694655493
Faggot!

what is the deal with the cum tubes? can someone explain how that even works?

>>694661979
You just haven't had someone fuck you gentle enough

>>694662041
OP Here
There's a cum dispenser (syringe) that plugs into the hole at the end of the tube. Then you squirt and the cum follows the tube, out of the tip, and into your colon. I personally don't find it all that appealing, but it is just that much more of an experience.

>>694660431
>>694660667
Jesus.

You can definitely see the progression here.

I had my headphones on, and was stretching with my eyes closed singing:
"No cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock"
When I open my eyes my dad is standing there.

>>694656533
>>694656460

Decent bait.

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>>694661788
Ship it to work.

>>694661811
Somewhere between 1500 and 2k I think.

>>694661979
They make smaller ones too.

>>694662041
You use a syringe to push lube through a tube. It's great for getting lube deep inside.

>>694662289
You gotta have warmup toys and not every time you are in the mood for a 2 hour session.

>>694662252
what do you use for fake cum? the tubes seem really long, so the volume also seems impractical. just really hard to imagine it working well. but whatever i guess, lol

>>694662581
Bad dragon® Cum Lube™
"Send your asshole into shock!"

>>694662515
>>694662581
ooooooh the cum is lube. i get it now.
the picture helps too :)
more like it?

>>694662515
Well... you went and lubed it up.
Let's see ya use it!

>>694660766

Dubs of truth

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>>694662252

>>694662581
The tube has a pretty small internal diameter so it's only about 10-15ml of internal volume. I bought a 9 pack of bottles of cumlube and it's lasted many months. For me a bottle lasts about 5-8 sessions.

>>694662515
I work minimum wage retail. Am I allowed to ship it to my location? Never thought of that really.

>>694663266
What location??

>>694663418
Kroger. A Grocer/Retail store.

>>694663266
Maybe. Ask coworkers or check with the people in shipping and receiving.

>>694663524
Stock room or cashier?

>>694662515
I'm trying to keep it within the realm of reason. I don't want to end-up prolapsed and having to wear adult diapers.

>>694663524
What state?

>>694663715
My medium Nox is about the same size as my dick. The medium and smalls are quite reasonable.

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>>694657807
I just adopted a mini flint. Has been shipped. I'm hyped.

Pic related

>>694660089
>>694660822
It's silicone so you can boil that shit and sell it. I've never done it, but there's a second hand section in the forum.

>>694663691
Courtesy clerk.
Bagger, Gopher, Cart pusher, anything they tell em to do-er.

Anything to pay for my next semester of community college.

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>>694660431
Nice. Here's mine that I posted a couple days ago.

Why the fuck do I obsess over having so many different species of SILICONE?
I mean seriously? Why is this specific thing so appealing to so many people?
It's like people who collect rocks, or stamps. I swear...

>>694665011
Or collect Pokemon
:LennyFace:

Fuck. I want a silicone buizel cock now.

>>694654912
Tits or gtfo

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>>694664293
That's some great coloring.

>>694664627
That's admirable. What are you studying.

>>694664682
Which is your favorite? I've been thinking about a Nocturne as my next. Thoughts?

>>694665011
Of things to collect, dildos are probably the most fun.

>>694665176
I'm kind of surprised they haven't release a pokemon dick or at least a color scheme.

>>694665011
They feel different. Sometimes one will want a toy to leave in (a knot) and some are thrusters for hard fucking. Awesome for the g-spot. Ask a dude if you're curious on that end.

No amount of fingering or object insertion has given me any clue where my prostate is. Wish I could figure that out.

>>694665679
Mechanical engineering.
Might switch to becoming a math professor if I decide I don't like that.
I would teach grade school if the pay wasn't garbage.
I really really like math.

Serious question for you all...
And I mean this seriously, I want to know what you all think:
If you buy a rex or a chance, and you like using it, does that make you a zoophile or someone who really wants to have sex with a horse or dog?
For me it feels like I just like the anthropomorphic version of the horse and dog, I Think it's cool.

>>694666150
1) Does it matter?
2) No.

>>694665679
I haven't been able to take him all the way yet so I'm not sure. As a chick, I like Kelvin a lot due to g-spot stimulation. Nice on the clit too, but you may want a guy's opinion on all of this.

Jesus Christ, how do you guys fit these things in your ass??

>>694666150
Even if you're fantasizing about an animal, you're not actually fucking an animal so it makes no difference to me.

>>694666331
I have trouble with a sharpie, so idk. That's one of the things that keeps me from buying these. That and money of course.

>>694666331
A virgin ass can take a lot more than you think.
Just need lube.
It's not really even stretching in the long run that lets you take bigger things. It is a little, but for the post part it is just knowing how to take big things.

>>694666331

It's taken 3 years of practice and now I can take an xl flint and a scorn

All about how much effort you're willing to put fourth

>>694666024
ur prostate is super easy to find dude... its the only part in ur butt that u feel anything that isnt stretching

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>>694666024
Maybe you going to far in to find it. Its closer to your anus than you might think.

>>694666974
>>694666871
Idk. I've done all sorts of feeling around and it all feels very uniform.

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>>694666024
>any clue where my prostate is
About 2 or 3 inches up toward the front.

I think we are opposite, I started in ME and switched to CS after barely passing Diff Eq. after 3 attempts. I hate math.

>>694666150
IDK, I'm not really interested in any IRL stuff because it's too dangerous.

>>694666331
Magic. Also years of practice and insane amounts of lube.

how do you take toys that are longer than 6 or 7 inches? I always seem to hit a "wall" up there that stops anything from going deeper

I'll do some more feeling around next time I shower
>shrug

>>694667381
Hue. I wish I could skip all humanities, histories, research classes, writing classes and so forth, and just do math.

Natural Sciences can stay I guess.

>>694667632

You gotta train yourself to control your internal muscles, best thing you can do is get as relaxed as possible

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>>694667632
Softer toys help.

>>694668179
I found philosophy to be a really interesting set of electives. Other than that all of the humanities classes I took were miserable.

>>694668449
June has a sexy butt.

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>>694667632
I'm no proctologist, but I believe that's the bend at your sigmoid colon. Basically you need to use a toy that can bend around it or – as in the case with some of these toys – you end-up forcibly straightening it out.

>>694668753
>>694667381
>>694665679
thisismyfetish.jpg

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>>694668449
moar like this

Nooo conversation is drying up. I was having fun.

>>694667280
its not really the magical button people make it out to be
but its a definite feeling. might make u want to pee

>>694671057
>might make u want to pee
It does feel nice too

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>>694670722
random anon passing by. here's (some of) my collection

was thinking of buying a nox right now to justify getting their plushie. its cute, kinda.

>>694670722

Have you tried more lube?

>>694668869
yeah when u poo ur making it straighten out
so most people need a very bendable/soft long object but many experienced people can just straighten it

>>694660667
how is your echo, ive been thinking about getting one

>>694671446
yeah it does but its more about how you mentally enjoy it than physically

>>694671930
>how you mentally enjoy it than physically
Can that be elaborate? I don't get that.

I would really only get one for blowjobs for some reason I like the thought of giving blowjobs but am not gay

>>694660431
how is your echo, ive been thinking about getting one

>>694671777
I just picked-up a medium AnthroDragon (its my first BD purchase) but up until now, Ive been using a double-ended dildo that's about 12" (11" useable) and I can take the entire length. There were some painful moments in the early days – getting the Sigmoid to move – but its easy now. I don't even notice it.

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You like my bayonet?

>>694672856
It's alright.
You don't feel very much since it's very smooth. Not one of my favorites.

>>694673180
does it give you a good full stretching feeling, that's the stuff i like

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whelp
just went ahead and bought it
medium nox, i found the coloration too sexy

>>694673707
Ooh that is quite pretty.

One day.
One day.

>>694673142
Fucking kek!

>>694673492
Not really. It gives you more of a full feeling since it goes deeper. (is longer)
What feelings are you looking for, and I'll recommend you a toy. Don't just give me one toy, give me your top 3 priorities of feelings

>>694674094
well ive never felt a textured silicone dildo, so i dont really know what thats like. All ive had is smooth and hard dildo.

>>694674396
Do you like the idea of being knotted?
Do you want something that will have ridges, or smooth? Do you want something that has a higher eccentricity (AKA Longer and skinnier, like chance), or a lower eccentricity?

>>694674094
what i do know i like is being full and deep.

>>694674652
Then get a chance
Problem solved

>>694674652
you've described bad dragon's various horse cocks pretty well

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You guys stick these rubber animal dicks up your ass hole? Is that what this thread is?

>>694674762
lol thanks gey-bra

>>694674862
Yes

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>>694674862

No.694674862

You should see how many your dad can take.

I have a medium flint and I can almost get it all the way in but I just can't. Should I have started smaller first then worked up? I was thinking of getting a flint next. Would a 1 or 2 softness be good enough to straighten me out so I can fit more or should I go more firm? I think the flint I have now is a 4 or 5.

>>694675317
Are you fucking new?

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>>694675010
>>694675063
Tell me more, can you actually have an anally induced orgasm or is that just bullshit?

>>694675430
rofl I was thinking the same thing

Hai Dylan :3

>>694675526
oh shit

>>694675444
Some people can, I've seen lots of porn of it, it's kinky.
I have never done it though.

>>694675365
>Should I have started smaller first then worked up?

Definitely.

>>694675444
Yes you can,also checkd

>straight
>wants to be fucked in the ass
Pick one, faggot.
Also, your handcuffs excuse doesn't work because BDSM is for faggots as well.

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>>694675653
>>694675746
Is it like a practice thing or what because i bet its 10/10

>>694654912
my thoughts? you should probably kill yourself before you find yourself adopting non-american foster kids, you selfish waste of space cocksucker

>>694675720
so small flint is next then. Should I go the softest possible or no?

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>>694675879
>BDSM is for faggots as well.

>>694675945
I honestly doubt it's as great as people say it is.
I don't believe it. And I shove horse dildos up my ass.

>>694675444
I used to, but after suffering a ruptured L2 disc I suffered some nerve damage and I cant seem to get there anymore.

>>694675977
That's a personal preference really. I couldn't say. I go with medium firmness myself.

>>694660766
If masturbation cannot be gay because it is done alone, it has no sexuality and therefore cannot be straight either. Ergo, you are a faggot.

>>694675977
Why buy another flint? Why not another style, maybe something with a knot?
Personally I've found that I like soft. Everyone is different.

>>694676114
>ruptured L2 disc
Fuck that must suck

>>694676113
Well i guess ill have to see then myself
>>694676114
i hope you're allright man, sounds like that shit effed you up

>>694676658
>flint
why do I keep mixing up flint and kelvin?

The kelvin is the one I have, the flint is the one I want next.

>>694676870
Ok that makes much more sense. I figured you meant something else in one of those.

Keep in mind that the thicker the toys get the more firm they feel.

>>694676658
>>694676686
Weeks of pain like you cannot imagine. No insurance. Never had it fixed. I nearly blew my own head off with a shotgun just for some relief. Left testicle tendon is paralyzed now as well. Sucks.

>>694654912
Your friend posted a thread earlier saying he had a friend that had 8 bad dragon dildos.
Hi anon.

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>>694654912
and this. well this my friend is bait

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>>694677260
Dude if there is a god ill be prayin for you m8

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>>694660667
Is that a dolphin dick in the top left?

>>694675444
>>694677755
Damn, my best gets in a gay thread, shame

>>694660766
>Filling my anus with rubber isn't gay!!!
Yes, yes it is.

>>694677134
I might just do the small naga then to kinda train myself.

I have tried a horse dildo, the real thing feels so much better.

>>694667632
I have the same problem it feels like it hits the wall I can't buy a toy cus I don't want my parents finding out is there anything at home I cud try?