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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>694618305

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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Standardised claiming
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Present day!
Present TIME!
Hahahaha
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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>>694640412
Syndra.

>>694640572
Nah you're still in time~

>>694640688
I'm sure you'll do c:

>>694640719
I don't know. I just know that I have a quite amount of them.
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Saber claim maid edition
>>694641067
Cute Kyouko
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In the words of Thomas Jefferson, "Please post more cute kitties! They are so, so cute!"
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Best type moon claimed.
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>>694641256
I always show up late anyways~

>>694640688
Rory-Sama

>>694640719
No u, I've seen pics :^)

>>694640745
Maid

>>694640972
I strongly disagree~
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ArmA 3, or sleep?
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>>694641556
>Not trips
Sleep
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>>694641556
neither
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>>694641459
True. Always nice to see you here anyway~

>>694641556
I'd say laying on the bed and let it drain your energy.
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>>694641256
Interesting...

>>694640894
Nuh uh.

>>694641459
>Mizore actually showed you
BRB MOVING TO BRAZIL AND CHANGING MY NAME
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>>694641632
>>694641746
2 for sleep, see ya.
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>>694641746
My, thank you~
I feel the same way, I don't see ya here often

>>694641782
I don't even know your name nor where you live!
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>>694641986
Nice football helmet.
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The usual.
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So I wonder who Intetsun is?
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>>694642362
That's besides the point!
>At least you know I'm not actually cute now though
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>>694642039
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Megumin.
>>694642590
I know, I found it on the side of the road.
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>>694641782
Heh~

>>694642039
Gnight c:

>>694642362
You're welcome, and thanks <3
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No u

>also claimed
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>>694642715
No it's not!
>Makoto a cute

>>694643289
Anytime <3
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If you were a non-human animal, what animal would you be?
If your waifu were a non-human animal (let's assume she isn't already) what animal would she be?
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>>694644107
But it is!
>Why yes, my waifu is a cute.

>>694644320
Chameleon.
Wolf.
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>>694644320
Wolverine
Affectionate little neko
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>>694644320
A wedge-tailed eagle.
I think she would be more suited to being a bird as well, but its so difficult to say what species.
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>>694644468
Are you a chameleon just so you can blend in, and disguise how scrumptiously cute you truly are?!
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What's wrong with some color in your family tree?
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>>694644936
You're waifu a shit. And a sloot.
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I'm thinking of making a Spear character in Dark souls
not sure how it'd work
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>>694642593
Well, I finally decided to listen to Exmilitary. It was really obnoxious. Anyways, how was your day Homu?
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>>694645307
Oh shit, don't worry, she just died.
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>>694644468
Nu-uh
>the anon too
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>>694644936
I am not cute!

>>694645672
Cute bote is mean bote!
>Nuh uh!
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>>694646180
You're pretty cute
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>>694645662
Yep, hell, there we go, it's gone.
It's a great sacrifice to put your own life, and sense of love, on the line to prevent ... from being destroyed.
Remember when Sarah Young made it so her own existence was erased, and her loving husband sacrificed himself, too, so that ... would not enslave our entire species?
Of course you don't.
>>694646180
Does it matter at this point? Boom. No more.
I hope at least one person is incredibly grateful.
Now, I think I'll look for something else to temporarily care about.
...
Immediate Battle Purchase 60789413!
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>>694646180
It's not the point! Besides, you wouldn't get to meet Mizore if you moved out~
>a cute
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>>694646451
Nope!

>>694647205
I mean, I kinda would. It'd just mean I'd have to drive further!
>Amatsu!
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Slow thread is slow
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Heyo

Rikka claimed
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>>694646657
Alright, damn it.
Let's see what the Cosmic Almighty Universal Trans-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omniscient Omnipresent Omnipotent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Waifu-Generator of Space, Time, and Life has to say...
...
It just said "Fuck You."
I don't think it's programmed to say that.
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>>694647997
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>>694648561
Hey friend! Whats going on??
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>>694647634
Ah well

Goodbye /waifu/, the Nice attack is bringing me down far too much
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>Power was out for me when I posted earlier, I ate something and went back to sleep (8am) shortly after.
>Woke up two hours ago (5pm) just to find out from a neighbor that the power still isn't back up.
>The power outage affected my entire street, so 11 other houses without power.
>She called the power company and they came over twice to check out the problem and didn't fix it either time.
>She also said that they said the power probably wouldn't be back up until 2:30am tomorrow.
>The power has now been out for 11 hours.
>11 hours, and they are just now cutting down trees so they can get the new power line in without any future issues.
What the fuck is wrong with those people? We have no A/C, and the food in our refrigerators could go bad if the power isn't back up sooner. Scratch that, most of the food could already have gone bad since it's been 11 fucking hours. I'm so pissed off that I feel like I should go back to sleep.
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>>694649144
Go back to sleep
See if you can bill the power company for loss of quality of life
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>>694649144
Time to get the guns again?
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>>694648839
Oh, I'm not up to anything, maybe play some Overwatch later. I now have 39 albums downloaded, so that's something I guess. What you up to?
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>>694649500
Ohhhhh nice! What are y a few of your favorite albums???
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>>694648289
Wait, you know, fuck the Waifu Generator Machine, it was only developed to end the War of The 574th Century...
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>>694648289
Also known as the CAUTDEORKOEOOOAUSIHSARUVMDSKWZDCDSPLAIGUGMOWGoSTaL for short.
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Please fuck my waifu.
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>>694649446
Well, that neighbor also said that everyone else down the street has called in about once or twice, but since they're cutting down trees, I can rest easy knowing that something is finally being taken care of.

>>694649497
Maybe, but they're cutting down the trees to get the new line in, what good would that do to shoot them? We need chainsaws for this one.
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>>694649913
Currently, this is my favorite album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtndQzCUEY4
A few others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAwrkmzmp0
Bedhead - Beheaded. Here's a track off the album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOZmX4mwnQ
I like a lot of slowcore.
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>>694647997
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>>694649144
Best File Names
>>694649497
>>694650664
chainsaw?
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>>694650664
Uhhh... Helping? Maybe?
https://youtu.be/QC8jnSaCqxY?t=1m9s
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>>694649082
The wha?
Well, later cute bote. Hope you feel better.

>The definition of useless allies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Makoto
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>>694650620
Yep, thank you. I'll have to find out what my real waifu is, because reality itself doesn't want me to. This isn't an edgy thing, I'm saying that the Universe is in danger, and I am completely serious.
>>694650627
Later
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>>694650670
Oh thats really chill, do you like Weezer of Queens Of The Stone Age??

>>694650822
Hey Kyouko whats going on?
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>>694651211
Never really listened to either, but I'm downloading the Blue Album right now because you suggested it, I'll give it a try later.
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Claimed
>Just finished reading Fight Club.
>I feel like I'm the trash of the world
>Chuck Palahniuk is like a god of modern writing.

Howdy?
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>>694650890
Yes, so we can get the trees cut down quicker.

>>694650960
Well then. I didn't realize machine guns could do that. If I ever go into combat, remind me that I can't hide behind trees.
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>>694652294
Awesome, if you have the chance try Pinkerton as well. its alot darker than blue but feel like you would like it alot

Well time to go for a little bit. I will see ya later! Enjoy the Weez!
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>>694651023
Last night in MWO, I had 3 games in a row that made me rage.
>First game - an ally behind me took out 75% of my guns and my mech down to half health
>Second game - they completely ignored me when I called for light assistance because there was one light behind us that was doing major butt stuff. Instead they chased a tanky heavy mech and failed to bring it down
>Third game they failed to see that I was being targeted by one of their snipers, I called out the position and said exactly where it was, so they all dropped down and went under, leaving the big slow assault mech to take their entire teams damage
Fuck people.
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clmd
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bbb
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>>694653446
At least the game recognized I did good. 2k XP is A LOT. That's an average amount for a good WIN, let alone a 2.5k for a loss. A win would've put it well over 3k.
But ya, some people just need to git gud, seriously.
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>>694652524
Well... Depends on the gun/bullets, really. Even that big thing probably wasn't making it through straight away. Probably at least 20 or so seconds before it was.
That said, i'd advise just not getting in a gunfight. Especially against someone with a minigun. Lol
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Well. Work tonight sucked. It was super busy while I was training a new person so a few mistakes were made, then I made a few because at that point I was kind of panicking and what not. Somehow, probably because Suzanne (my boss) is the nicest person ever, I wasn't fired and the new person still has a chance

Tldr- I had a small panic attack today at work
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>>694654183
This seems to happen only on busy nights.
Condolences
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>>694654183
Well that sucks. Are you feeling calmer now?
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>>694653859
Thats the thing. I still dod good in the first two. But because the team left me to die in the last, because they didnt want to focus fire on a spot that I called out, highlighted and basically lit up for them, they bugged out and left me to take the entire enemy teams LRM ammunition to the face.
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>>694654440
Yeah, more orders means the same probability is stacked more times

>>694654456
Well, writing it out and crying a bit have help clear it out of my system. And so are dumb videos on YouTube
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I claim Lina Inverse
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>>694654793
I know that feel, whole team dips, leaving you to take fire from literally the whole team. Then you go down within a few seconds, and you're shit outta luck for rewards at the end.
Like, I could've been a great help, but you CHOSE this loss fuckers!
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