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I know, I know, it's this thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
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why havent you hired a prostitute?
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>>694623898

No money, and ethical reasons (trafficking etc). I also think that it wouldn't change anything.
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>>694623898
This. Just get one on the bored before you an hero ffs.
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Planning on killing yourself?
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>>694623724
you have friends or a job?
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if you are throwing around that you havent had sex or even kissed someone, why would that not change anyone? sex is not super great, i guess the intimacy is what makes it nice but a whore will give you that too
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>>694624082
you're 33 and can't scrape up $100-200 for an independent operator?

got more problems than lack of sex my dude, fix those first
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>>694624082
>ethical reasons
Translation; my fear of women has extended to prostitutes.
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>>694624151

No.

>>694624203

Either neither have friends, nor a job. I'm kinda stranded here.

>>694624268

It's intimacy sure .. and it 's the sex too. But it's also about social recognition as a human being.
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When are they kicking you out of UK?
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I'll never satisfy a women. I know how you feel op.
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>>694624928

Will move back to Germany next week.
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if you think being a virgin or kissless makes you a loser then you really ARE a loser

im an actual kissless virgin loser but mostly cuz im a piece of shit, not because society shames me for not getting my dick wet even though I could literally take $60 out of my bank and go get some RIGHT NOW

it's meaningless.
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I'm 29 and havent had sex in nearly 4 years and I'm considering a whore. I can't imagine how shitty you must feel op. Have you never been on a date or anything?
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You should go on this site and chat to other 30+ virgins https://wizchan.org/
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>>694625167
>if you think being a virgin or kissless makes you a loser then you really ARE a loser

It's the other way around. I am a kissless virgin because I am a loser.
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>>694625474

For the great gay orgy of obese men?
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>>694623724
Im about to turn 22 and I'm virgin too. Do I have any hope or should I give up?
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>>694625801
Never give up. Let OP be a lesson for you. Go out there and find a girl before you wind up posting the same thread on here everyday.
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>>694625801

You are still young. Prime of your life. Start to worry when you are 27 or so.
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>>694623724
How old are you?
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>>694626186


16 / F / Cali
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Damn, I'm 18 and a kissless virgin and I feel like I'll never make it. I'm ugly af and reddit and /soc/ rate threads have proved me right, along with irl bullying. Sucks mane.
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>>694627079

OP here. You will be fine. Do you have hobbies? Or friends?
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Why do you keep making these threads?
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>>694627609

Because I am bored and lonely.
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>>694627189
I don't really have any hobbies, but I do enjoy my job. I have a friend who I hang out with a few times a week, and a few others I see once in a while. I'm the only one from my friend group who's still kissless and a virgin.
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why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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Good ways to deal with feeling lonely?
>tfw she left before the first kiss
>feeling shit, missing her

FeelsPatheticMan
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>>694628019

How do you know. People usually exaggerate their sexual exploits when in groups?

>>694628073

Antidepressants and psychotherapy.
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>>694628821
>Good ways to deal with feeling lonely?

Alcohol and furious masturbation. And lots of exercise.
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>>694628821
Ooh, I got dubs, no less!
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so what's your problem? weight, attitude, social skills, all of the above?
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>>694628977
Well, I sure am doing 2 of 3. Guess I'll be fine.
Thanks
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>>694627079
A bit of style goes a long way mate. Change up your clothes and hair.
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>>694628821
Lift. That's what I do.
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>>694628866
>Antidepressants and psychotherapy.
Me too dubdub.
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>>694628866
We've all been friends since elementary. I've met their gfs, and they've shown me the messages and nudes that girls send them over messenger and snapchat. Condoms in their cars, etc.

Idk, we were all ugly nerds before we reached puberty, then my friends got handsome af after. I stayed ugly, maybe turned even uglier.

>>694629283
I've always been pretty /fa/shionable, and have had guys compliment my outfits but never girls
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>>694623724
i recently downloaded an app that pins windows open. just so i could keep the video of my girl sucking my dick open while i brows this thread.
how does that make you feel?
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>>694625339

not going on dates can be common now. never went on a date with my last ex. I guess for me I just hang out with girls. I've offered to take girls on dates and they don't even want to. closest thing I've done is the movies
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Would you like to have sex?
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>>694629160

My body is fine in my opinions. So it's attitude and social skills.

>>694629268

Alcohol and masturbation?
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>>694629799

Yes. But the damage is done.
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>>694629478
Get rich as fuck. Girls love that shit.
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>>694627079
Go to the video booths at the back of the porn store and let some dude blow you through a glory hole. Tell no one about it, but keep going and gain some experience and confidence. No matter how rekt you are, there will be pervs that want to blow you only because you're 18.
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>>694623724
Youre your own worst enemy
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>>694625167
Says kissless virgin, why do virgins feel like they are entitled to an opinion on sex whe theyve never had it themselves, please enlighten me please for the love of god because i just cant grasp that concept
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>>694630258

No doubt.
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>>694630258
Yep. And crying about it on b/ everyday isnt going to help things.
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The Grifter
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>>694623724

Why did you give up? You realize there are people who are older, worst off then you? There are some older men that would kill to be 33 again and you're wasting it all away. I don't expect you to turn your life around all of the sudden because lets be realistic, if you're 33 and still a virgin, then you gave up a long time ago.

And it's not because you're a virgin, it's because it's obvious that you're not content with your life.

Work on yourself everyday. I guarantee if you work on yourself and it takes 7 years to get to a much better place in your life, you will be so grateful you did.

Work out, go for a walk, do something. Even if you're already in shape or just skinny, go outside and exercise in some form, exercising does nothing but positive things for a persons mind and body.

Take up a hobby, make music, learn about art, read poetry, watch films, read books, do something that you can be passionate about.

Volunteer in some way possible, surround yourself with new people.

Learn to manage your time. It's the number one thing to a more successful life.

Last, but most important is love yourself, no one deserves to be miserable and alone, do shit man, just change up your life. You're 33. You're not 48 or 55. You still have time, don't waste it.
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If youre 33 kissless virgin, why the fuck do you have a preconcieved thought of what sex is like or views on the matter, you should honestly forget everything that you think about it and figure it out yourself
Stop fucking jerking off to porn
Its hard but nothing worth it in life is, stop being a fucking pussy for one time in your life
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>>694631365
>And it's not because you're a virgin, it's because it's obvious that you're not content with your life.

True. I am not. But I don't know what I want.

>>694631365
>Work on yourself everyday. I guarantee if you work on yourself and it takes 7 years to get to a much better place in your life, you will be so grateful you did.

But in which direction?

>>694631365
>Work out, go for a walk, do something. Even if you're already in shape or just skinny, go outside and exercise in some form, exercising does nothing but positive things for a persons mind and body.

Exercising takes up most of my free time.

>Take up a hobby, make music, learn about art, read poetry, watch films, read books, do something that you can be passionate about.

Check.
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>>694631467
>Stop fucking jerking off to porn

I don't watch that much porn. At most the stuff that is posted on gonewild and similar.
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