Fucking app crashes every time I try to facefuck a pokemon with my pokeball

>>694617875
you dont get it back retard.

I can't get into it.

Maybe I'm lazy, maybe its because its fucking hot out. Its too bad, it seems really neat

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It's something

>>694617875
>If you miss a pokeball, click on it and youll get it back.
Even retards on 4chan believe this. Go read IGN blogs please.

>>694618179
>>694618734
I did it few tomes today and sometimes it worked, idk maybe your fingers r retarded dumbshits

>>694618514
Just download it and play it while riding your bike to random places.

At most you will probably get a sweaty ass.

>>694618986
>the game is slow on updating your pokeball count
You aren't, faggot.

>>694619109
I fucking did no lie

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When i try to catch a pokemon, what happens very often is that the screen gets stuck right after the pokemon enters the ball, and i have to restart the app.
Anyone else get this? Is there a way to fix it?

>>694619183
I get this almost everytime, also randomly when i want to rotate camera it freezes and i have to restart

>>694618996
That's the thing, I don't leave the house. I'm thinking of using this as a start to go outside, until I develop a good enough reason to go outside more often.

>>694619183
Same happens to me

On iOS 8.4 jailbroken

>>694619183
Welcome to my Life, luckily for me, i do end getting it.. sometimes....... rip dratini ._.

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>>694617875

>>694619183
This happens to me but I've noticed every time that it happens and I close the app and I go check my Pokemon it actually caught it

>>694618610
I've gotten 3 Jolteons so far from my Eevee evolutions :/

>>694620034
sure, but having to restart all the time is so frustrating.

>>694619665
I bet you are not native german

Isn't this game massively pay to win?

>>694619462
Do it.
I hardly even leave the farm.
5 acres of grass isn't enough for pokemans so I have to go to town and walk back and forth between the only 1.5 pokestops that get wifi reception from the library.
If I had more than the tiny bar on my interwebs that should be 4g, I'd be playing alot more often.

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>0.02kg
Help?

>>694617875
it's already getting boring. haven't played today

>>694619183
Yup lost a pigeonto tuarus and pincer that way.
Atleast I have my rat and pidgey...

>>694620158
100 prozentig deutsch ;^）

>>694620584
dat nigga tiny

>>694620712
Or he died and turned into a skinny ghost

I met two valor guys today at a gym i was camping out at for a bit after work and one was a chubby shirtless fuck with a fucking visor and his buddy had an ICP tattoo on his shoulder.

I mean I expected as much.

>>694620584
Attach weights so he doesn't get blown away by a gentle summer breeze.

>>694620501
I'll give it another go. The only issue is, there are no Pokestops anywhere in my little town, and the nearest city is well over an hour away by walking.

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Is this the weakest pidgiotto?

>>694617875
>>>/vp/

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That's from yesterday, servers down for me now.

>>694621243
I've seen cp 11 pidgiotto

>>694620828
Valor attracts edgelords. Dudes are all fuckbois.

How can I get more CP w/o evolving my Pokémon?

>>694619183
I lost a pikachu to this. It wasn't a good pikachu, but it was still a pikachu.
Also pretty sure I lost a dragonite to it too.

>>694620584
feed him you monster

Day 1 of Pokemon go and I was followed home by chavs and I only got a shitty bulbasoar and a egg

>>694619665 how?!

>>694621530
try tor

>>694621305
Aw man, kabutops and rhydon are my favourite pokéman but none of them spawn near me.

>>694620584
RatBastard

>>694621530
the deepweb

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>>694621731
Servers back up.
Fire doggo gonna be strong

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>>694619507

> jailbroken

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Have been sitting on 971 Lapras for 3 days and can't break 1k. It's really frustrating.

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im probably gonna get raped

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how do you guys play so much? where do you live?

tfw live in the middle of nowhere

>>694619183

known bug, we can only wait for an update

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Muh boy, bolded Vape. Only need a few more Eevee candy to evolve my CP 500 Eevee.

>>694621517
fuck you beta faggot

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>>694622118
I just want rhydon mang ;_;

>>694622592
Ghent, pokemarts and pokemon everywhere.
Lots of people using lure on popular pokestops too

>>694622922
Fuck off Vincent

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>>694622592
I live in a one red light town and we have like 5 gyms and 10 pokestops.
you Reeeeeeaally have to be in the stycks to not be able to play.

>>694622975
Keep guessing nigga cause I ain't Vincent

>>694622592
Oslo, Norway. I have 1 gym and 8 pokestations in a 3 minute walking radius.

>>694623252
i can only see 1 poke stop on my map as far as i could look

>>694619183
I'm with you, bro

My closest Pokestop is like a 10 minute drive away.. Life's hard, man.

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Bruh.

>>694624051
>vape nation
>literally most cancerous meme in existance
Inhale some helium, faggot.