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I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me, in the act. Red handed.
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I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me, in the act. Red handed.

I came home from work early and walked in on her getting fucked on our couch. They didn't notice me come in because the stereo was on. I just stood there for about a minute watching them fuck in disbelief. He was fucking her really hard.
My girlfriend saw me and started tapping the guy who was fucking her. He looked up and saw me and jumped off of her, revealing a huge, erect dick. When I saw it, I fucking lost it because he was literally cumming on my floor.

I yelled. I screamed. I threw a lamp at him while they were getting dressed and it hit him in the head. He started bleeding really bad. She jumped in between us and put her hands up as if to protect him, which only poured salt into the wound caused by her betrayal. I sat down on the floor and started crying like a bitch, curling into the fetal position.

The guy left. My girlfriend left with him. Neither of them said a word.
Now I'm sitting here on my couch, numb. I'm in shock. I'm not crying anymore.

How the fuck do you recover from being cheated on?
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>>694617652
first of all, you're a faggot
second of all, who gives a shit that some dumb whore cheated on you. deal with it.
third of all, go grab some food and start scarfing that shit down. I myself am gonna go for some biriyani, I'm fucking starving.
lastly, NIGGAHAWK
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>>694617652
get drunk af obviously

don't answer any calls / texts. Only talk with her face to face. How long have you been together?
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>>694618013
Three years. We moved in together last May.
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Sit down listen to bullet by Hollywood undead, if you don't feel like killing yourself by the end of the song you have passed, then listen to back in black by acdc if you have the urge to kill her and her new man then do it and video tape and post on here. Film it on her phone too because she a slut
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>>694617652
Take all of her things and put them outside. She's no longer a part of your life
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>>694618096
3 year is like the critical time for a couple

never trust that bitch again. NEVER. Do not give her any second chance.
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fuck that whore she ain't the one for you bro just move on, smoke some weed, get drunk and forget the bitch
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>>694618241
Burn them don't place them outside you bonfire that shit make sure you burn things under $1000 you don't want a felony
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>>694618241
You should do this! Icecold! Do it now she dont deserve you! Put her things on the street!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NyBXYX9x7w
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do a barrel roll
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>>694617652
>>694618096

I was in a 3 year relationship and my advice is go full no contact right now. Figure out how you can move out of that house or kick her out.

Realize that this is a giant opportunity to become independent again.

Good luck
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>>694617652
1. Don't go back with her no matter how much she pleads, or how desperate you are.
2. Don't get in the mindset of "all women are bitches", you'll end up bitter and alone.
3. Time heals everything.
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kill the mans dog, brutally
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>>694618546
>>694618241
Agreed, forget that cunt OP
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Wait, you laid down on the couch where they were just doing the hibbity dibbity.. you sadistic.
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>>694617652
Really should just kill them both, the courts will condemn it but the community won't
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>>694618721
>>694618758
I agree this is Hollywood undead guy aka charlie scene
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>>694617652
Kill them, kill them both.
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>>694617652
Cum on his floor so you guys are even.
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>>694618728
>hibbity dibbity
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>>694618652
That bitch will try to shame you or make you feel bad for what you did to her fucktoy. Do not listen to her you had every right to do it and they knew it since the beginning. Do not answer any texts/calls for a few days, keep that bitch out of your life for a few days
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>>694617652
kek good one anon!
I know you dont have a girlfriend
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>>694618728
We have two couches. A long one and a short one. I'm sitting on the short one they weren't fucking on, drinking a beer.

I'm going to put them out on the street after I finish my beer.
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>>694617652
Get drunk and listen to Death Grips, you're lucky that you caught her cheating before it was too late.
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>>694617652
HEY OP GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. WOMEN ARENT SHIT. THEY KNOW NOTHING OF LOYALTY. YOU NEED TO TELL HER TO FUCK OFF. YOU NEED TO GET RID OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE OF HER. THEN YOU MUST CHEEKIE BREEKIE A SLUT
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tfw you realize that you're going to have to use a rag to wipe his spunk up off of the floor.

>she isn't going to do it.
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Forgive her.

Then talk to her.

If you want to try again, that's between you and her. Plenty of people have affairs, it's a fact of the world. Of the relationships that work for long term, many of them have understanding partners who have each cheated on each other at a time in the relationship.

I don't think you should take her back if you don't feel like you want to be with her. I'm just telling you that if you do, that doesn't make you a bad person. It's being such a huge faggot that makes you so horrible. That's what it all boils down to, OP.
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>>694619038
Look man charlie scene here, you get drunk, grab your boys, burn her shit and fuck new sluts and sign some tits feel like a rockstar man. You should be happy you caught her in the act, the us government still can't catch these pigs doing illegal shit and the evidence is in their face
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>>694617652
Proof faggot. How nobody has asked is behoofing. Post pic of broken lamp, cum stains, blood. Otherwise you're a cuck who cleaned his girlfriends bigger dicked allys semen off the floor.
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>>694619427
whoah I hope this is bait
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>>694618822
chequed, but yeah glad someone agrees, use all your instant anger to break into his house and tie him to a chair, tape his eyes open and slaughter your girl, his dog, then cut off his balls and feed it to him, then kill him
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>>694619427
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>694619427
kek, what a cuck
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You never really do. It's the most personal insult that you can do to someone. Your significant other basically just told you that you're not good enough.

Idk, I got over it eventually. But it still comes back once in a while, it just comes in waves.
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>>694619631
Wear a mask so can't be identified shit wear some sunglasses a fitted with a bandana covering your face
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Time anon, time is the only thing that helps. So the thinga that make you happy, chill with people you trust.
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>>694619443
Pic with timestamp. Even though I don't believe you, I do believe that a guy like Charlie Scene would go on here
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One of these days you fagots are going to realize that an average sized penis is too fucking small.
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Agree with others. Dump that slut. But if she's wants to get back together, pretend to do so and just treat her like the cumdump she is. Once you thoroughly used her up put her and her shit on the curb. Oh yeah, be sure to bang a friend or relative of hers for good measure.
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If you have a brother, call him. If not, call your best male friend, tell him what happened and ask him if you can crash on his couch tonight.
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Sir, you're an idiot if you take any advice from /b/.

Just a reminder.
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Post her nudes .
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>>694617652
take this to /adv/ not /b/ you fucking moron. There are other boards on this site.
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>>694620127
Yes!! No time like the present.
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>>694618575
I love you
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>>694620117
>>694620146

This place isn't as bad as you seem to think it is. I've seen good threads and I've seen amazing advice on /b/.
>lurk moar.
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>>694619828
My doubledubs should confirm that. I ain't a bitch so unless you got some tits I ain't showing shit, show tits I got your pic with timestamp
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>>694620117
This is the best of all truths, but a lot of the anons in this thread have posted pretty healthy advice. He needs to cut her out, no excuse and nothing less.
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>>694618575
>>694620246

tfw you google it.
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>>694618700
#2 here is actually really important.
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>>694620293
I've lurked allot. It's mostly shitty advice.
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>>694619427
>Forgive her.

I'm shitting bricks right now if this aint bait
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step 1 dont get a gf, just fuck
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>>694619358
Be my GF pls
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bitches ain't shit

you've got memes
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>>694617652
>which only poured salt into the wound

you salty ? xD

i just heard that you were haha, so thats why i asked

zozzled
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Throw all of her shit to the street, get as much weed as you can afford. Smoke yourself stupid until you cry it out, then surround yourself with people to keep your mind off it. Forget her, once a cheater always a cheater. You fucked up OP, picked a girl who is a bad person on the inside
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>>694620568
Can you move to North Carolina?
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kill the bitch
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>>694620553
This.
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>>694617652
Nice bait.
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>>694617652
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Op here.

The cops are knocking on my door. What do?
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>>694617652
You're a cuck. Even your fat ugly cunt of an ex doesn't want you. Kill yourself.
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>>694617652

Go out and fuck the hell out of other bitches.. there are lot of more pussies.. congrats, you're able to collect em again.. like pokemon go..
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>>694620895
Answer door and let the music no to process the scene. You're fine you recognize you made a mistake in the heat of the moment.
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>>694620895

No, what DID you do.
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>>694620897
Come on.. don't be that rude..
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>>694617652
Leave her and leave her now. Tell her it's over and there is no way to repair it, if you do it now while the wound is still fresh it will be the easiest.
Infidelity is not forgiveable or excuseable, and she will do it again.
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Look at the bright side. You can fuck anyone you want now.
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>>694620684
I live in asheville
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>>694619427
this is actually correct

i got cheated on, and negative reaction to that is the worst thing you can do

just accept that it happened, and forgive, otherwise you'll stay angry and negative

just move on, with(if you actually trust her) or without her

dont be angry
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>>694620895
tell them what happened lmfao. as long as you didnt get physical with them, then you are okay
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>>694620999
also offer them coffee. It will make you appear normal.
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>>694618700
This man is right, good stuff
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>>694621072
DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP DO THIS OP
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>>694620649
kys
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Okay so what you're gonna need is a ziploc bag and whatever food does not sit well with you


>eat the food that does not agree with you
>do this for about 2-3 days
>shit a rancid log into the ziploc bag
>leave the ziploc bag in her freezer
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>>694619011
Dubs confirms you are a retarded summerfag
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>>694621099
Greensboro. I'm a student at UNC-G. I just broke up with my boyfriend 3 weeks ago. I'll be at College Hill around 9pm tonight, if you really want to meet.
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>>694617652
You've never had a girlfriend and you took the time to right all that bullshit. You should just kill yourself
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>>694618096

That's rough, buddy. These things happen to the best of us, though.

For exmple! I was once in a 3 year relationship and she moved to Texas and got married without telling me.

At least you opened up his mind a bit. Like a light bulb went on in his head.
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>>694621258
They live together. OP would take a rancid shit and put in his freezer
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>>694620895
Put Fuck The Police by NWA on your stereo and turn up the volume really loud.
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>>694621293

One rule for both parties; Skype first.
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>>694617652
It's bad, but it could be a lot worse
You're not married and don't have any kids so no alimony or annoying custody battles
Pack up your shit, and move somewhere new without the memories of her. Don't take her back. Don't have breakup sex either unless you record it or she may try and do you for rape or some bullshit
>>694620895
If this is actually OP, don't say shit and don't let them inside without a warrant
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>>694620999
>trips of truth
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>>694621122
>as long as you didnt get physical with them
>I threw a lamp at him while they were getting dressed and it hit him in the head. He started bleeding really bad.

Assault with a weapon. If he's in the hospital, Op could be looking at a felony.
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>>694621388
Oh then just shit in a bag and fling it at the guys house. Lmao that would be fuckin hilarious
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>>694618700
listen to this guy
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>>694621582
He could always say he was under the impression his gf was being raped by an intruder and was just trying to defend her.
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>>694620895
The real Op here. I didn't post this. There are no cops at my door.
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Make her a bowl of eggs
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>>694621730
You should probably call them soon. Could actually end up in trouble where right now you're okay.
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>>694621072
this
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>>694617652
I know you're just gonna hear "you're a faggot cuck, kill yourself" on here but for what it's worth, I'm sorry you went through that. It is going to hurt for a long time and only drugs, alcohol, and different ass is gonna dampen the blow, but barely. You are allowed to be hurt. 3 years is a pretty long time, but don't let her win. What I mean by that is pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and try to be as happy as you can. That is the best way to get back at her; just succeed. Don't answer calls or texts or anything, and then when you start to ignore her easier that's when you've started to win. Fuck that cheating bitch /b/ro. But obviously your still a faggot. Gl

Oh yeah, fuck her friend. That'll get back at her real good.
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>>694621730
>>694621509
>>694621293

Read these.
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>>694621582

"Yes, I did it, yes I'd do it again, and their lucky I let them off that easy."

This only works if you're prepared to go for jury nullification though.
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Kill them both. No one will blame you. Honor demands it.
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you suffer for awhile that wont go away, might not go away ever, but it will slowly weaken. over time, the more you distance your self from your ex, the more your heart starts to grow apart from her, whether you do things or not, but doing things that occupy your thoughts and focus will help you heal faster. it is an internal scar, you can become wiser about love, you may become a lil more insecure. but the only thing to do is improve on who you are. try not to be alone or lonely for prolonged periods. you are now open to experience more things (drugs, other people, more money to you, etc)
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>>694621861
Good advice actually
>>694621730
Yeah call them and say you came home to find your girlfriend drunk and having sex with a stranger and that they trashed the house
When you tried to get them to leave, the man became physical and a brief scuffle ensued
Sorted, you're now protected from whatever bullshit
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>>694621968
Yes

Get the police involved before they do
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I chugged the rest of a bottle of rum I had stashed, and I just set the couch and love seat on fire. I don't want to live anymore. Goodbye.
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>>694621930
>but don't let her win

She already won. She is obviously the one who is the least invested emotionally. She injured him, he didn't injure her. Op has no legal path to retribution nor justice. He will be her victim forever and there is nothing he can legally do about it.
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>>694618700
this
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>>694618096
Brother ,you're a free man now . Get a motorcycle.
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>>694618700
But aren't all women bitches?
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>>694622183

Wtf man.

What about your kid?
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What you need to do is yell "NIGGER" out your window really fucking loud. That'll show em!
NNNNNIIIIIIGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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>>694617652

The best thing you can do is give yourself time and remind yourself that it's her loss and not yours. You were working, she was at home, and she was with some other guy. She was disloyal, rotten, and you don't want someone like that in your life. Even if you loved her, she didn't feel the same way about you, and you deserve someone that does. You want someone you can trust and someone you can take pride and confidence in, not someone like who you're describing. You've lost nothing anon and have opened up an opportunity to gain everything.

I myself was cheated on a few years back, was devastated, but I turned that pain into a hard work ethic. I went from making only 24k a year to start my own business, which lead to be opening another, and then another. Now I have over $113 million in my bank account and it's growing. I'll let you guess how many times that bitch has called me, texted me, or sent me messages over Facebook asking if I want to hang out with her sometime, despite the fact I'm married now with six kids.
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>>694622183

Or just kill yourself that works too
Now go start a post about how you were fucking this bitch when her bf of three years came in and threw a lamp at you
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DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT CALL THE COPS

THEY ARE THE ENEMY AND WILL ARREST YOU WHENEVER YOU CALL THEM. FUCK THE POLICE AND FUCK THE RACE WAR!
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Lay on floor and embrace this feeling. After all You will be really boring about what the fck are u doing. So just stand up ASAP and keep your head fcking forward.
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>>694619520
>>694619358
Hey! Perfect timestamp with cum on floor!
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>>694622442
naw im just a random anon lmao
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>>694617652
Dude I don't have any advice for you but I just wanted to say that I'm really, really, really sorry for you. That is fucking shitty. You're going to be very sad for quite some time and there's just no way around it.

Try to stay strong, and whatever you do; do NOT get with her or contact her EVER again.
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>>694620649
Summerfag
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>>694622216
Legally, yeah, but what I'm saying is she wants to continue to hurt him. To be inside his head and keep on fucking with him. I'm suggesting that he becomes aware of that and tries to be one step ahead of that and move on immediately and be happy, even if it's a front at first, then she'll be all pissed that she's not in control of him anymore. If he can at least fake being happy and moving on or whatever then it'll fuck with her. Like "why isn't he broken up more about losing me" kind of thing.
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>>694617652
If a bitch ever cheats on me I'm killing the dude and forcing her to dig a hole to bury him in, how you gonna be such a pussy and just cry and let them go? Don't be a bitch go on a drug binge and beat her to death or something, that's the only way to regain your honor and manhood
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>>694622876

14 year old confirmed.
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>>694617652

She must have had no respect for you at all. Unprotected sex with some guy on your couch during the day like she gave zero shits. Basically your place is just place to whore around. I think she deserves a second chance.
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>>694617652
Say your Muslims and beat the shit out of her
If the police ask its religious freedom
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Why do girls do this.

I'm sorry OP. I truly am. Please, don't do anything stupid.
Leave her be, find someone else who's worth it.
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>>694617910
underrated post, also kekd
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>>694622357
>I myself was cheated on a few years back
>I'm married now with six kids
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>>694622876
Ur at last just a beta with small dick
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>>694617652
This is the best time to post nudes of her...all of them. Make her famous.
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Im sorry, same thing has happened to me, so i know your pain.

Shit only heals with time, so get a good bottle of something, and stare at a clock.
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>>694617652
https.://youtu..be/eCFqLPwEDU4
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>>694623068
dodged a bullet. OP is lucky that he wont be raising the other guy's kid
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>>694617652
Lick his cum up off the floor, post pics
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Old man here (52). I have some advice.

Don't tell anyone. Seriously. Do not seek sympathy from anyone. Don't try to make yourself into a victim and don't try to get those who are in your collective social pool to take your side. Don't try to shame her.
>kids these days usually get hugged too much by their fat ass single mothers who use their sons to compensate for their fat asses not getting any. In doing so, they turn their sons into sympathy junkies who believe failing comes with a reward.

Trying to shame her, trying to get others to ostracize her will only harm your reputation in the long run. As a man, your reputation is everything and men who get cheated on are perceived as weak and inadequate. Trying to shame her will only harm your reputation, making it harder for you to get a new girl. Your reputation is everything. You don't want the reputation of being a victim.

If you have some vacation time saved up, use it. Get out of town for a week.
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>>694621293
Im not the guy who originally said that, but i cant get a ride anyway and im underage b&
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>>694623204
unlucky
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>>694620649
kys
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>>694623068

Yea remember that time you went down her and she was all wet and tasted a little..."cummy" let's say.....yeah she fucked him them too.
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>>694623407
Damn you're 52? What are you doing here fogie
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>>694623215
I actually got a big dick and am pulling more bitches than probably anyone in this thread sooooo....
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>>694618915
underrated post
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>>694622956
Nah I'm just not a pussy that's afraid of catching a body like you bitch ass niggas
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>>694621072
He doesn't need to tell her, all he needs to do is pack all of her shit, leave it outside the front door, change the door lock she never contact her again. Block get from Facebook and whatever other forms of social media they have each other on.
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>>694618238
>listen to these two shitty songs
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>>694619427
Forgive her? Are you fucking insane? He should tell her to fuck off.
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>>694623745
right and im a flying dinosaur that flys around fucking dinobitches
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>>694617652

She was probably cheating on him with you and you never knew...see, you feel better already.
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>>694622309
your mom is faggot
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>>694618915
Actually not bad advice, & if he was willing to sleep with a woman in a relationship, he'll probably let you fuck him too OP
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At least the other guy got to cum right?
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Devourment - Kill That Fucking Bitch
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>>694622357
I dind't knew being a cuck led to so much profic
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>>694617652
Hmmmmm. Very interesting OP
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>>694622254
>DaysGone.jpg
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>>694623920
No you just got a little dick and no bitches lmfao
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>>694617652
Throw all of her shit out on the curb, change the locks, leave her homeless. Do not answer any calls or texts; in fact block her number. Jerk off all day and forget about the bitch
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>>694618915
or fuck his mom
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>>694620649
kekd at zozzled, stop acting like a newfag
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>>694624270
Also, post about her cheating on social media and oust her as a whore. Call her mother.
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>>694618700
/thread
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>>694623407
This is actually very good advice.
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>I sat down on the floor and started crying like a bitch, curling into the fetal position.
Dude....

Well, I've never experienced something like this, but if you really want to hurt her (in a good way) you must act cool. Tell her you were disappointed, but you're glad you caught her so now you know who she really is, say the relationship is over (add "obviously" jokingly) and wish her a good life.

You must not be fazed, you must show her that you don't need her. Talk to her and be like "Hey look, sorry I broke down like a little bitch, I guess I've never felt so betrayed in my life, but I just wanted to let you know that I forgive you".

Even if you don't believe in God, forgiving her will truly cut her deep in her heart and make her feel the pain of what she has done.

If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat,
and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink,
for you will heap burning coals on his head,
and the Lord will reward you.
(Proverbs 25:21-22)
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>>694624459
T H I S
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>>694624211

k, whatever u want special snowflake
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>>694617652
Dude. Pull yourself together. Tomorrow you'll start changing your life. Tell that bitch to fuck off. Get out with your friends, drink something. Go catch some pokemon, like people do these days, maybe you'll catcz yourself a new gf that doesn't cheat. Maybe go fuck a hooker or two. Try out new things, like cocaine, or if that isn't new to you, do it none the less. Maybe you could get into a fistfight with some random dude. when you feel like an actual man again, maybe like 1 week to 6 months down the road, really depends on you, start doing something with your life, pursue that carreer you always wanted to but never had the guts to. Make this a turning point in your life. After you have accomplished something you'll feel better. Then you go and stab that bitch in the gut, hard and often. Best kill the guy too, he saw you crying.
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>>694617652
I wish I could offer advice but usually im the guy girls cheat on their boyfriends with so I guess...next time be a better boyfriend .
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>>694618917
kek
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Just focus on the idea that you've been with her for 3 years and it was all for nothing. All the time you wasted on her, all the money, wasted. Turn these faggot feelings into hatred and disgust. put her stuff in a box pee and shit all over it and then give it to her.
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>>694623407
This thread is full of sympathy junkies.
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>>694617652
You kill them both
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>>694619427
Get away OP's ex GF. We don't want to listen your "forgive and move on" shit. Disgusting Cheating whore!
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>>694622876
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>>694618096
Lucky it happened now, instead of after you signed the contract. She has no rights to alimony or anything like that. Kick her out, and start fresh. What else can you do?
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>>694623407
/thread
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>>694624611
Kill yourself
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>>694624608
Hahaha omg I feel kinda sorry for you, when's the last time you seen a pussy?
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>>694618238
>listen to these two shitty songs
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Yea call her mother and father!¡ Do it op!
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>>694621104
did you just reply to your own post fag?
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>>694624012
Wtf is that
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>>694623407
Wow, you sound fucking bitter mate.
Im glad "kids these days" don't have to grow up with such a fucked up mindset anymore.
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>>694621793
Underrated post mfw
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>>694624954
Looks like a penis to me
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>>694617652
how to recover from it?


murder.
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In times such as these I find that buying (or capturing if money is short) a small rodent and then torturing it for a good few hours usually lightens my mood.


Bonus points if you leave the carcass on her doorstep.
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Fuck her mom or someone very close to her. Hurt her emotionally as much as you can. Fuck that bitch you dont need that. And when she find out smile at her and walk away. Nigga get it done
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>>694624515
If you truly forgive her, why would you want to cut her deep in her heart and make her feel pain?
Wishing pain on someone you claim to have forgiven doesn't sound very Christian to me.
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>>694625092
This sounds good and healthy. I support that claim.
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If women didn't have vaginas there would be a bounty on them and we would hunt them with dogs.
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>>694625079
I get that but those things on it. Are those warts?
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>>694624954
A pure crystallised form of autism
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>>694620482
New fag
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>>694623407
Don't listen to this fag OP. Post nudes and give us her social media
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>>694625092
How turned on were you looking at his erect penis?
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>>694618241
Craigslist free section anyone?
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>>694617652

Today I was fucking this slut that I knew had a boyfriend who is a total beta. He walked in while I was pounding her and I just kept going and I finished on her face in front of him.

His little nerd rage was hilarious. He tried to hit me with a lamp but I just pushed him on the floor. He just sat there and cried in front of us both, so fucking pitiful. The best part? That stupid slut actually took my side and we went back to my place for round two before I kicked her out and made her take an uber back to his place. That beta will probably take her back.
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Is op still even on here?
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>>694623407
Fuck that! Blast it on social media. It will not hurt your reputation et all. It will make her out as the slut that she is.
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>>694624611
Hahahaha. You fck selfish bYtch, go fck Yourself.
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>>694625092
What is he, a cat?
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>>694623407
I believe you're 52 for some reason.
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>>694625415
I got a little chub
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>>694624840
Just sayin....girls don't throw everything away and cheat for no reason.
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>>694625493
He burned up the couch they fucked on.
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>>694625243
That's why I said "In good way", I'm trying to communicate the point to OP, I'm not saying he should really want to hurt her physically or verbally.

Fighting fire with fire doesn't work.
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>>694623069
Mfw and start a religious war in the process but it was worth it
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>>694625578
Non lethal mouse traps exist. You don't need to always bring out the death trap ones.

What are you, a psycho?
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>>694625506
>Her boyfriend couldn't satisfy her. She said he cried and curled up in fetal position right in front of both of them.

Sounds like a real catch. The ladies will be all over him.
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>>694617652
It will pass, anon. It will pass. It doesn't matter who she was but it will pass. Stay with us and listen to anons.
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>>694625354
I didn't post that image what the fuck! God Dammit Hiromoot stop fucking swifj mhyd dhdi fbburi sksuud!!!!!
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>>694617652
Get drunk, stoned, high, whatever you do..... and for the rest of the night listen to ' the quiet things that no one ever knows ' by brand new. Tomorrow, go fuck a new bitch. Take pics, post here, profit!
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Also, did you lick his cum off the floor? (Add full details please)
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>>694625664
> girls
> reason
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>>694625680
Yea i saw that. Question is did he do it while he was on it?
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>>694617652
Forget her man. Have some good food, watch some good movies. Cry that shit out. Do not give her any second chances. Make yourself feel a little happy. Just for a while.

Whatever you do, don't drink or do drugs (cause that'll fuck your head up, I've seen too many good friends succumb to alcohol because it "made them feel better". All it did was drive them suicidal)

Love you /b/ro.
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>>694621380
Damn. Well written and witty.
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>>694625912
Fag
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>>694621793
kek nice one
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>>694625794
I think you misunderstand. Capturing a mouse, torturing, and leaving the carcass on the doorstep is common behaviour for cats.
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>>694617652

Post her private info on here.
We'll take it from there.
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>>694617652
2/10 op
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>>694617652
First of all, drop her nudes for your b/ros

Second, get all of her shit out of your place and block her... She doesn't care about you, no matter what her whore mouth says

Third, don't get drunk, it only makes it worse. Take a vacation or move

And lastly, when you're ready, Rick some bitches
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