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2016-07-14 19:13:49 Post No. 694609358
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:13:49 Post No. 694609358 [Report]
>Hear a noise in the basement.
>Go downstairs to check it out.
>See this.

What three items will you need to handle the intruders?
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:15:22 Post No.694609540
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:15:22 Post No.694609540 [Report]
>>694609358
But my house doesn't have a basement
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:00 Post No.694609608
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:00 Post No.694609608 [Report]
>>694609358
A rpg a helmet and a bulletproof vest just in case.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:19 Post No.694609647
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:19 Post No.694609647 [Report]
Wonder how the fuck I got a basement
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:24 Post No.694609653
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:16:24 Post No.694609653 [Report]
>>694609358
I'd fuck the shit out of marissa. Little slut needs some sex pics already
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:17:08 Post No.694609740
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:17:08 Post No.694609740 [Report]
Torn 360 degrees walk away.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:17:22 Post No.694609766
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:17:22 Post No.694609766 [Report]
Tell them to shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:18:20 Post No.694609866
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:18:20 Post No.694609866 [Report]
Start shooting
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:19:06 Post No.694609955
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Machete/Tarp/Shovel
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:19:49 Post No.694610038
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:19:49 Post No.694610038 [Report]
Three guns. A 45 long for the one on the left, a lapua mag for the middle because that face can'tget any worse and a .308 for the one on the right because she reminds me of an animal I'd find in the wild
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:20:50 Post No.694610157
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:20:50 Post No.694610157 [Report]
>>694609740
Shit. Must have ripped it right off. You ok man?
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:22:25 Post No.694610354
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:22:25 Post No.694610354 [Report]
A hacksaw, a shovel and a crowbar. Maaaaybe some rope, depends on the mood...
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:23:10 Post No.694610446
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:23:10 Post No.694610446 [Report]
Camera,lube and a towel
Spankings and butt sex will teach them a lesson.

The camera is so I can remind them from time to time.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:27:21 Post No.694610923
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:27:21 Post No.694610923 [Report]
>>694609358
handcuffs, dildo, whip.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:30:24 Post No.694611281
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Rope, duct tape and penis.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:32:28 Post No.694611486
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:32:28 Post No.694611486 [Report]
>>694609358
>baby oil
>rope
>viagra
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:32:41 Post No.694611510
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:32:41 Post No.694611510 [Report]
But how do you catch all three?
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:33:01 Post No.694611539
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>>694609358
Wood Nails and a Hammer.
>force them into a corner
>"You move you die, who's first?"
>Leave them in the basement
>Board up the door with the wood and nails
>Board up the windows to the basement with more wood and nails
>Lock the door to my house
>Live in hotels and motels for awhile
>After 4 months come back to my home
>Let whatever is left of them out
>Clean the mess
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:33:52 Post No.694611625
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:33:52 Post No.694611625 [Report]
>>694609358
Couch, Bowl, and Eggs. Gotta treat them nicely, they may be drunk or homeless. :)
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:34:05 Post No.694611645
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:34:05 Post No.694611645 [Report]
>>694611539
Who the fuck uses wooden nails?
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:35:17 Post No.694611760
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>>694609358
basements have windows?
not mine
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:36:26 Post No.694611892
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:36:26 Post No.694611892 [Report]
>>694609358
dildo

vibrator

condom
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:37:25 Post No.694611995
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:37:25 Post No.694611995 [Report]
J17 magazine
The newest Taylor Swift album
High School yearbook so we can talk about the boys
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:37:31 Post No.694612008
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:37:31 Post No.694612008 [Report]
Burn down the house,
Because fuck it I don't have a house
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:39:20 Post No.694612210
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:39:20 Post No.694612210 [Report]
>>694609540
They're in the crawl space!
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:40:08 Post No.694612297
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>>694609358
Let me start off by saying I live in a motel.

I guess with that in mind you can imagine what perverted weird shit i would do to three teenage girls.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:40:26 Post No.694612333
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Go!
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:41:08 Post No.694612399
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:41:08 Post No.694612399 [Report]
>>694609358
A condom, a condom and a condom.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:41:59 Post No.694612477
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:41:59 Post No.694612477 [Report]
>>694612399

Why would you ruin the experience with a condom?
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:42:16 Post No.694612505
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:42:16 Post No.694612505 [Report]
>>694611539
Anon, you're breaking my cock.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:43:36 Post No.694612628
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:43:36 Post No.694612628 [Report]
>>694611645

Candy ass roody poo
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:43:51 Post No.694612654
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:43:51 Post No.694612654 [Report]
>>694612477
Because I have syphilis and two types of hepatitis and I can't be arsed to keep them silent.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:26 Post No.694612708
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:26 Post No.694612708 [Report]
>>694609358
simple. 3 chains tied to the floor.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:42 Post No.694612733
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:42 Post No.694612733 [Report]
>>694612477
dna evidence
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:56 Post No.694612756
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:44:56 Post No.694612756 [Report]
Gasoline
A lighter
A dick
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:45:42 Post No.694612841
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:45:42 Post No.694612841 [Report]
>>694612654
If I had the diseases you had the thought of spreading them to some whores pussy would give me the biggest hardest erection
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:01 Post No.694612877
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:01 Post No.694612877 [Report]
>>694612733

>Not keeping them
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:46 Post No.694612976
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:46 Post No.694612976 [Report]
Duct tape, chocolate sauce, ruffies
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:48:34 Post No.694613145
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:48:34 Post No.694613145 [Report]
>>694612654
Post pics. I wanna see what it looks like.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:49:05 Post No.694613208
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:49:05 Post No.694613208 [Report]
Chloroform, rope, ball gags
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:49:05 Post No.694613209
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:49:05 Post No.694613209 [Report]
Imagine how much better they would be when they were trained.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:49:15 Post No.694613225
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>>694612877
Once you keep it, you start getting attached to it! Now put those things back where they came from, or so help me.....
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:52:50 Post No.694613602
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:52:50 Post No.694613602 [Report]
>>694613225

>Implying I wouldn't impregnate all 3 of them then make their offspring fight among each other to choose the strongest
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:53:40 Post No.694613700
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:53:40 Post No.694613700 [Report]
>>694613225
Attached by the dick, that is.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:56:06 Post No.694613994
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:56:06 Post No.694613994 [Report]
>>694609358
The girl in the middle is my friend's daughter... How weird.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:56:40 Post No.694614060
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:56:40 Post No.694614060 [Report]
a lot of horny teens there changrlz.jimdo.com
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:57:09 Post No.694614107
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:57:09 Post No.694614107 [Report]
>>694613994
Is ur daughter sexy???lets see her
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:58:15 Post No.694614239
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>>694609358
Glock 21 will do the trick.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:58:24 Post No.694614257
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:58:24 Post No.694614257 [Report]
>>694614107
I don't have a daughter, learn to read.
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 20:00:41 Post No.694614557
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 20:00:41 Post No.694614557 [Report]
>>694609358
12 gauge
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 20:03:02 Post No.694614856
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 20:03:02 Post No.694614856 [Report]
>>694612333
Middle
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 20:03:21 Post No.694614893
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>>694609358
All I need is a gun 2 get those smug fuckers out of my basement. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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