>>694606014
OP here. Pic semi-related. Fucked a chick with this body type on the beach last week.

>>694606014
Never

>>694606014
>Last time you had sex.

September 2010.

fuckd ur mom last nite XD

For as long as I've been alive. 27 years.

2 days ago.

>>694606067
you fucked an anorexic chick on the beach?

Saturday (July 9). Fucked her so hard I got blood on my dick and she's been bleeding since.

>>694606014
Something like two and a half years now...?

I'm having sex right now

>>694606354
Same.

>>694606205
Its well past your bedtime isnt it
Go to sleep and never wake up
cunt

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September 2015

Then the bitch broke up with me after a 5 year relationship, and started banging one of my friends a couple months later. Still haven't rebounded. Pic related

Tuesday morning

>>694606470
hey that really hurt my feelings :(((((((((((
hey wats ur fav linkin park song?!!?!

>>694606263

>t. fat roastie

>>694606014
Just finished, thats for asking Op

>>694606014
Sunday. Went out with the bf

>>694606234
>>694606099
Get a fucking tinder account

the last time i was involved in a sexual intercourse between a man and a woman was when i was a little sperm coming out of daddy's boomstick and right into mommy's baby oven

in other words, i'm a virgin

2 days ago

Last night.

>>694606754
l o n d o n
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n
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n o d n o l

Yesterday afternoon, bout to take the wife up stairs though.

>>694606538
>pic related

Moar? come on let all that hate flow in the form of sharing her online

>>694606827
Edinburgh actually

>>694606538
that's super hot. want more.

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>>694606014
I don't know, I can't remember. How old are you now?

Add 9 months to that.

>>694606014

Wednesday night. Could have had sex last night, my girlfriend was horny as fuck but I fell asleep.

>>694606014
April 2015
with my ex

Last Saturday night, drank too much and couldn't shoot. Fucked her for ages and we both just ended up sore.

>>694606538
I had the same thing happen at one point in my life when I was much younger.

It's amazing how many young girls will bounce from guy to guy like that. They latch on to the nearest one that showed the most interest when they get dumped.

If she did that' you actually dodged a bullet.

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>>694606014
i guess i went to a strip club then a girl came at me, we went to the backroom and did stuff. its been like a while since though and idk if faps count.

how you guys usually go get pump & dump kinda girls in the bar? im interested in one night-tier shit

>>694606014
Last night!

>>694606014
here
http://ow.
ly/ZL1z302f7OP

>>694606589
I know you're trying to be ironic, but you just look retarded

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>>694606906
Sure

>>694606246
Same

>>694607480
I know you're trying to be retarded, but you just look retarded

>>694606014

Thursday last week. Fat chick off Craigslist... But her cunt muscles can do wonders...

And she sucks amazingly...

I guess it's true, fat chicks try harder...

>>694606014

Yesterday with my gf. Pretty standard. Godspeed

About a year, it's a lot of effort for something that will inevitably end up a hassle

>>694606014
18yo virgin here

>>694607222

Lower your standards. It's literally that simple.

>>694607222
One night tier is Tinder. As long as you aren't completely hideous you'll eventually match with an attractive or semi-attractive girl.

DO NOT TRY TO GET NUDES FROM HER

Girls don't just send nudes over the internet to people they've never met, and if they do, good for you, but the vast majority won't so you'd just be ruining your chances by asking. If they're on tinder and their profile doesn't say "looking for a relationship" or "not into hookups" then my money is on they're cool to hook up. You just have to chat it up for a few texts, maybe like 10 texts back and forth then you just gotta ask if they want to go to the beach or bowling or a bar if you aren't comfortable sober or something and just jump in and meet them. If you're too beta just know that they chose to meet with YOU and they probably will at least make out with you by the end and maybe you can have some sex. Worst case scenario you just jerk off. Practice makes perfect, you're not gonna fuck every girl but eventually you'll get closer to it and fuck them

>>694607803
I can relate to that.

1 year 7 months.. On quite a dry spell.

>>694606014
About 28 hours ago

Maybe a little over a week? Girlfriend is super fucking vanilla when it comes to sex, and she has an incredibly low sex drive.

NEVER

>>694606014
3 weeks. Gf got prego cause of it

>>694608464
Dude, fucking your gf while she is prego is amazing. You can cum in her all you want for 9 months. That's what me and my gf did.

>>694608464
ABORT DUDE

Seriously, no relationship out of wedlock turns out good (obviously some do but its such a small percentage). Say you don't want the kid and it will just be a huge financial burden to both of you and it wont be worth it.

>>694608633
Exactly what we're doing. Who the fuck wants kids anyway?

3 weeks ago. I now know the draw of cumming inside

>>694608744
pedos

>>694606014
yesterday. goodbye sex.

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>>694606014
Xmas night, 2015. Fucked a Venezuelan prostitute.

>>694606014
Months....Don't really miss it, was going to today, but she's hurt her arm and isn't
up to it.
So, I'll get sister bj and plan for next time.

>>694606014
2011 . . . . daym

>>694609161
>sister bj

>>694606014

26th of June - had sex with an ex-girlfriend while I was drunk

>>694609424
Yea, she gives great head, can't convince her to swallow though

>>694609627
How old r both of you?

about a week ago, and i'm married :( been having sex less and less frequenty

>>694606014
Last time I fucked my wife was almost 3 weeks ago now. She's pregnant and really not in the mood for any action. We normally bang at least twice a week or more so this has been my longest dry spell in 10 years.

I can't stop thinking about cheating on her at the moment but I don't think I'd follow through. If it goes much longer that might change though, I need to fucking bust.

>>694609783
Just start jerking off in bed. Make sure she's there, though.

>>694606014
A week or so ago. gf went to the philippines for the summer so got shit all to do for 2 months.

>>694610127
Find side ho for summer. College girl that's home for summer would be best.

saturday. I could fuck a lot more but my gf is always super thirsty which is a big turnoff to me

>>694608633
The real truth

I'm only about 50% happy with life and that's because I have a sweet girlfriend.

Last night in backyard with gf.

>>694610045
the problem is i would rather just jerk off without her...feeling less and less attracted to her the more we live together

news years eve
01/01/2016

fucked a ugly brood thanks to my friend greg(grey goose).

She was a virgin so we ended up doing anal, could barley get my dick hard...

>>694610341
Damn lol well hopefully the abortion doesn't ruin anything

>>694606014
5 minutes ago

20 mins ago

>>694610259
Kinda thinking that. Don't feel like anyone else right now but I know in a week or two I'll just say fuck it and get out there for the summer.

>>694606067
Confirmed for Low Test.

>>694606161
I would probably go insane if I ever went that long without getting some pussy.

>>694606234
You've got to work on some self improvement because no one deserves to be alone for that long. I hope you turn your life around Anon.

>>694606341
That's called a period.

>>694606354
>>694606467
Jesus Christ that must be absolute torture.

>>694606538
That's a bummer man but don't feel too bad. She just had no feelings for you left at all, no reason to keep a failed relationship going.

>>694606988
You'll find someone new Anon.

>>694607077
Always a bummer when that happens. Feels great to jerk off later and release that build up though. Couldn't make her cum at least? Were you pushing rope? Lay off the whiskey bro.

>>694607628
They really do. Since my wife got fat she's been an absolutely filthy fuck-pig in the bedroom (when she's in the mood) Makes up for the looks in my opinion. She's working on getting healthier though which I definitely support.

>>694607971
Every guy thinks they deserve an 8/10+ and need to understand what their SMV really is.

>>694608387
If that's a mismatch with your personality and needs you need to talk to her about it. Or cheat.

>>694609783
Yep, that's marriage alright. Make yourself more interesting to her. My sex life was dying until I got in really good shape and now my wife is all over my cock... except for lately since she's knocked up and not craving it at all.

>>694610403
Great job committing date-rape you fucking sleaze.

Just a few hours ago actually. Before my girlfriend when to work we went up to her bed and gave each other hand action until we both came. When we started getting into it, she cranked me faster and wrapped her legs around me and started licking my neck. I couldnt handle that and i came really hard. I had to then keep going on her because we always try to cum at the same time, so i kept fingering her, and licking her tits to help things along. She was getting really wet and then she started curling up and holding my head and breathing heavily. She kept holding and stroking my flacid cum covered dick because the motion turns her on. and then she said
>I'm.. I'm gonna im gonna im cum, im gonna cum
>im cumming im cumming im cumming
She moaned and went
>uughhhh aahhhhhh !!! Ahhh!!! ahh... ahhh...
We layed there for awhile, breathing and basking.. then I took her to a pet store and then to work!
TL;DR: good handjobs

>>694610402
That's where I'm at now too. She also started using sex as a bargaining chip. The last time she tried that I just told her "fine, no sex then." That was about a week ago and we hadn't had sex for about a week before that either. I find myself on Tinder and Badoo pretty often these days. If this goes on much longer I'll probably end up cheating on her.

>>694606014
Like two days ago. But after two years of being single and masturbating nonstop, I didn't even cum after well over an hour.

>>694611448
more stories?

>>694611553
>do some random chores and i'll blow you
I WISH my wife would use sex as a bargaining chip.

4 years ago

Like 3 months ago

>>694611438
no rape committed

she was kind of chasing me for couple of months.

Sort story:
>> be me, live in X country
>> girl is a friends cousin from Y country in the US
>> ugly as fuck
>> also kind of a "crazy"
>> anyway
>> we hang out with friends drinking, chatting bla bla
>> she keeps chasing me for couple of months
>> sending singles, keep hitting me, and random shit
>> new years eve comes, i ended up getting wasted
>> my friends invite her over
>> and you know the rest

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Tuesday. Pic related.

Fucked a escort 2 weeks ago but the last girl i fucked without money was last september.

Penetrative? Last November. bf keeps doing and saying shit that turns me off. That pissbaby is cucking himself just so he can hatejerk with his Internet dudebros.

2 days ago and it was fucking great

>>694606099
me too. i am becoming 35 this year! failed to achieve magician power levels too

>>694612845
>shit that turns me off
examples?

>>694607540
Nice view

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>>694606014
>lost v-card age 12
>fucking girl in grade 10 in first year of college
>fecal matter = monetary value
>Fucked like 15 girls in my life
>Haven't had sex since age 18
>23 now
>mfw alcoholic

>>694608991
Good point

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Never.
Normal women don't even turn me on anymore. Only anime, anime kigurumi, and... this.
Am I too far gone?

>>694609755
Old enough for kisses

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2 or 3 nights ago, I can't completely remember. I think 3 though. Pic related.

Yesterday, probably today too

>>694606014
About an hour ago and it was fine for me I couldn't give a shit if she enjoyed it

>>694614969
> hair
Gross

>>694606014
7.12.2015

>>694606014
Twice, last night. Once with the dog, once with the wife

2 years ago

08/20/2016 was actually anal, not disappointed

October, 2015. Been a dry year so far, boys.

June 2006

>>694614243
fucking normie detected

5 years ago :(

>>694606014
December 2012

>>694606014
November 2012 feels bad man

>>694616124
anon lost v-card at age 12. Please explain to me where and why that is normal?

>>694606014
TBD

>>694607969
Feel you /b/ro

>>694616265
It's normal in England

>>694616259
>>694616252
Oh man, we "back to virginity" buddies !

october 2014

>>694616265
you're just jealous nigger

August 2015

>>694616364
I bet yours wasn't with a 280Ib landwhale.

About 5 days ago. Against the side of a car on a quiet road. First time ever outside properly, was amazing.

>>694606538
Insta-boner. Please give us moar. Let your anger run free.

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a year ago. random hookups have kind of lost the appeal. need an actual decent gf but can't find one.

>>694615240
>found the virgin

You're a faggot if you wouldn't fuck that to oblivion. She's tight as fuck. You're a fucking aspie faggot for assuming women don't grow hair just like men do. It's actually kind of hot. I dated a French girl and she wouldn't shave her legs or anything but it was hot as fuck.

>>694616643
No, it was with a 5.5/10 half black chick, normal weight

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>>694607995
i like your confidence thats a nice attitude not everybody has. shit i feel a little smarter after checkin out ur stuff, thanks for the pussy guidance :^)

>>694616750
Lucky.

>>694606067
a thirteen year old?

December 2009

>>694616817
I mean, if you're that desperate we can fuck dude

>>694616750
been there, nigger. Gf from high school was half-black and a huge slut. I fucked her about three times before I dumped her but she had huge tits and her body made me cum so fast. I was really pathetic at sex with her bc she had a black girls body and white girls face it was perfect

two months ago with my ex

September 2008

>>694616963
I didn't like her because she was mixed race, she was a good friend and was helping me to deal with shit in my life, and we also fucked sometimes

>>694616922
Nah I'm dry by choice but thanks for the offer m8

>>694617345
Shit I was desperate enough to just fuck a random dude

>>694611156
Who made you the voice of reason? Why should I have sex? I can just masturbate or use a fleshlight. I've never had sex, and I'm happy. Why should I put in the work to build a relationship when I can just masturbate? Loneliness? Get friends, no need to invest.

>>694606014
November. Going to a music festival with the same girl tomorrow, and she's staying over at mine... My god, its been a while

>>694617430

good sex is much better than any fleshlight.

you're missing out bud

'Bout a year ago. She was my first and only girlfriend too.
There's this other girl who says she'd be okay with me using her for sex and then not having a relationship with her, so all I need to do with her is find sometime we can fuck, at least there's that

Uhh like January 2015 ish

Trade school is a cockfest

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>>694606470
What.
Is.
Joke.
?.

2 hours ago. I'm at work, but my fiance picked me up for a homemade lunch (i live a mile from work).

last time i had sex was last week with a crush i have had for 2-3 years. totally thought i was friendzoned

>>694617418
>implying I'm not a random butterface tranny

a month ago

>>694618513
Oh man, that's even better, I'd probably even date you if you're a tranny

>>694618550
>married guy detected
Gotta wait another 14 moons until you can ride again?

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>>694617717
I have a similar thing with a female friend of mine. Its pretty cool, I dont have to see her for months if I dont want to, and she buys me stuff all the time. Fuck, she's even got me a ticket to Kendrick Lamar this weekend. Not much of a looker unfortunately.

a lot of horny teen whores of your city on changrlz.jimdo.com

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Like a month ago, then my gf got pregnant and she is not in the sex mood anymore

>>694618469
In my experience, there's no such thing. I actually find it difficult to have sex with a girl who has not been a long term friend.

>>694606014
Yesterday

Over a year ago

14. I'm on vacation away from my GF, so I haven't been getting ass here.

I was actually propositioned by a 7/10 in a pub, but I said no because I'm not an unfaithful degenerate.

2.5 years ago, then gf

>>694619008
i have never been friendzoned myself. it was actually the first time i had feelings for someone that i have had sex with for the first time

>>694619261
correction: 3.5 years ago

>>694607969
same,

>>694618744
Shit man, sounds pretty good. I can only hope the same thing happens to me

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>>694606014
I think it was January 2014; either Jan or March