>>694602686
So you're not a straight guy?

>>694602686
>Im a straight guy
Sure

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Its just funny how you have friends that own a non-human dildo collection. And you think its perfectly normal, and then you claim that youre straight too

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>Im a straight guy
>I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster
sureeeee m8

>>694603071
I have had girlfriends in the past and had sex them too :)
I have never been with a guy so that makes me stragith

>>694602686
Just buy it secondhand

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>>694602686

>>694604749
No, because I don't want to have sex with a guy.
Just a piece of silicone that resembles that fantastic monster creature cock

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>>694604917
> I don't want to have sex with a guy
And yet you want a moster dick to drill your ass.

i bet OP likes it when the finger slips through the toilet paper

>>694602686
I own 7, plus a penetrable and a wearable.
Very much worth it, they're fantastic toys, quite possible the best toys you'll ever own.

Do a little research on what firmness would suit the one you want best (large toys generally become too floppy in firmness 3 for instance)

As for which I own:
Large Chance Unflared (tubed)
Large Tyson (tubed)
Large Bumble Hooves
Large Winston's Tail
Guardian (tubed)
Medium Bruiser
Medium Nocturne

Mary the Anthro Mare

Cocksheeth

>STRAIGHT GUY
NIGGA JUST TAKE THAT DOG DICK LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE

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i have this one, small and in black. i got it on the adoptions page. the adoptions page is where its at if you dont care to customize and want to save money. mine has the cumtube and all.

dont get one without the cumtube and syringe. they are very much worth it.

i want to maybe get another but none of their other toys look that good to me. i want one with some length, big knot, maybe two knots. and some stiffness to it. they dont have much like that.

also, i am too, straight

>>694602686
Also, if you don't really care about the colour of your toy, you really want to keep an eye on their sales of flops or adoptions, as those are cheaper than the entirely custom made ones and they're generally flawless, just in weird unusual colour combinations.

>>694602686
>I'm a straight guy
>I want a monster to fuck my ass
You're gay. There is absolutely no way you can deny it.

>>694602686
You can be straight and also enjoy anal. As long as you don't feel attracted to other males you are not gray

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>>694603644

>>694602686
If your friend has eight why don't you ask him for one.
He can't fit all 8 up his ass, can he?
If he can
>pics

>>694605406
actually this one looks awesome
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1764

>>694605720
>not gray
lol

>>694602686

it's pretty strange to have a conversation between straight friends about sticking dragon dildos up one's ass.

I mean there's nothing wrong with a guy who likes anal play, but it's not normally a topic of conversation

>>694606093
if you like anal play then you are a homosexual

>>694605171
Yes

>>694602686
if you're straight then i'm the fucking pope

I was actually thinking about getting a Medium Ridley the Xenogon w/ cum tube as my first toy, any other recommendations for future toys?
https://bad-dragon.com/products/ridley

>>694606293
>>694606408
>>694605610
>>694605394
>>694604749
>>694603577
>>694602967
>>694602892
youre clearly underage

leave or get banned, cancer

>>694606611
"youre"

am actually thinking about this one as my new one.

im truly looking for the feel, the bumps on it will be exciting and the knot is good enough to make me instantly blast my load

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>>694606611
Which one of us, bruh?

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>>694606773
forgot pic

>>694606093
exactly this. two straight men don't discuss dragon dildo anal play with eachother.

>>694603071
Sauce?

>>694606795
all of you bloody newfags. get the fuck out you fucking clowns.

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>>694606611

Protip
Nova is great
AMAZING BUMPS

>>694606773
>instantly blast my load
all over your boyfriend's face

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>>694606901

>>694602686

You all should kill yourselves to make this world a better place. :3

>>694606835
Shit I'm >>694606499 and you've already found me the 2nd toy I'll be getting. It'd be my first if I wasn't already committed to the Ridley as my first

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>>694606611


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>>694602686
You're the biggest faggot i've ever seen

>>694606835
toy name?

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i know a thing or two about these, op

>>694607038
being this young and naive about life

i know for a fact youre under 22 years old. prove me wrong.

>>694606499
that ridley looks fucking wierd... hmm i didnt even see that on the toys page.

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i own (in large) a rex, fenrir, terra, nova, and nocturne

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i can't take the nocturne for whatever reason, even though rex's knot is like a half-inch wider

>>694606835
Bruiser the Fusion is rather nice indeed, I have a medium one, that knot is divine.

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maybe someday

>>694607306
bruiser

>>694602686
My girlfriend has something like this. It's bigger than my cock and makes me feel inadequate...

She says it's really good though and it's her favourite one.

>>694607513
33, cool fact though.

also
>youre

>>694607524
yep, nothing gay about fake semen dripping out of your raw anus

>>694607712
June Snowpaw?

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>straight

>>694606911
>>694607069
>>694607171

i guarantee you kids are underage or newfags. either or.

>>694607786
i'm not op; i'm biscum

>>694607843
nope

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>>694602686
>Im a straight guy I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster

>>694605258
whats your fav? i have a nox med and i want another one.

>>694602686
Looks like a dog cock..

>>694607786
if you're actually 33, wow you're a close minded faggot. you probably love trump.

i feel sorry for your life.

>>694608021
and feels like one too!

Anyone know a fantasy based dildo company in canada? shipping is a bitch.

>>694607973
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

Whether it's gay or not isn't the point, in the end you still take a fake dick in your ass and think about getting fucked so please stop trying so hard to prove you're straight, you are just making it worse for yourself.

>>694604532
kek

picturing some guy posting to craigslist...

Wanted, used dragon dildos. Can't afford new. When your done shoving it up your ass, sell it to me cheap so i can shove it up mine.

>>694604917
a big monster is the maximus representation of a swole guy, you are even more gay

>>694608133
>close minded faggot
projecting

>>694606611
>doesn't believe he is gay
>clearly everyone that says he is gay is underage

>>694608309
>fagtron

confirmed underage.

>>694608346
lolo

>>694608402
you will ponder the thought and realize its true.

This shit is hilarious, all these people who have to convince others that they're not straight because what, to feel better about themselves?
How can anything you do on your own, without the involvement of any other guy be gay? So when a lesbian uses a dildo it has to mean she is actually straight?
People do prostate stimulation because they enjoy the feeling, why would you deny yourself something enjoyable and something that feels good because you are too insecure about your sexuality even when it's totally irrelevant, and you're scared about what other people think of you?

You're mystical bi curious. I know several people that way but they prefer women.

>>694605839
kek

>>694607712
Do you have somewhere up upload all you're stuff?

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>>694608133
>on /b/
>complaining about homophobia

>>694608614
>not recognizing the text as being from a banner
Newfag
http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/160.gif

>>694602686
I think it's okay to be straight and want to Fuck your g spot with a dildo

>>694608001
The Tyson and Bumble Hooves are brand new and haven't used those yet, of those I've had longer, I'd say the Nocturne is my most frequently used toy.

It's not that large relative to some of the others, but it has a lovely knot and I can use it without needing too much warm-up. The curve is just perfect for me.

The Bruiser is similar, but longer and thicker (especially on the knot) and missing that curve, so I usually need the Nocturne to warm up for it.

Winston's Tail is also a great toy, but it's mostly a training/stretching toy, I can take it all the way to the base which is a lovely feeling though, and it's amazing for warm-up as it starts very narrow, but is 3.2 inches wide at the base.

>>694608911
Fuck Nigga I slightly remember that movie or show. What was it called?

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I want to be fucked by a big strapping Rhino

>>694608735
this.

when a str8 male sees a penis they are sexually triggered, its just a fact of life and sexuality.

same argument with traps.

traps are a straight males fetish. if you think otherwise you are ignorant.

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>>694608133
#gays4Trump

>>694607712
That razor burn makes his ass look like a face.

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>>694607524
Ah shit mate

>>694609160
no idea man, just saved it from a reaction thread

>newfags spamming "lol gay"
>like 50% of /b/ is gay
>also too close-minded to the fact that a lot of people find the idea of dating a guy gross, but can enjoy different ways of masturbation
I keep forgetting it's summer every time I come here

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>>694602686
I have a few of the DD fuck holes and also a couple dildos.

Me = straight guy too, no interest ever in gay sex. Plus every adult woman in US prolly has sex toys, real or improvised...

I bought the 2 dildos because guys talked about the whole prostrate thing like it was heaven. It's kind of an interesting sensation but I don't get anything that great.

I bought mine maybe 12 moths ago and rarely use any of them now. Maybe is just not my "thing".

For the fuckholes: vaseline works better than the water-based lube. The DD lube gets cold and dries out during use, and vaseline doesn't.

>>694609058
never even read that banner.

ive started lurking in 2005 so think what you want, newfag, but i guarantee you werent here before me.

>>694608858
nah, that's all there is

>>694609276
yeah, it's bruising and scratches; tried to use a trimmer without the guard. don't recommend

>>694609160
found it
>Sunny Patch Friends

>>694609510
Not who you're replying to but
>began lurking in 2008
>tfw forever a newfag

>>694608138
Never owned that toy, but guilty for letting dogs hump my ass. Think its worth it the toy?

>>694609775
thats old enough. the gap changes as time passes so at this point i think youre an agingfag.

im def not an originalfag, but were all fucking fags because this site is, has been, and still is ABSOLUTE CANCER. more than half of the active user base today are actual newfags so were always witnessing them posting cancer and memes.

I am aroused by the idea of dog and horse cocks. I do love the fantasy of tentacles fucking me and so forth.

But a human male? Fuck no. There is no human male I'd want to fuck or get fucked by.

Does this make me gay?
I am attracted to females mainly.
It doesn't make me a gay guy who wants human cock. But it does make me a guy fond of anal pleasure based on fantasy beings and shapes.

It's far more complicated than gay/not gay. But who is ONLY straight for ONLY humans and have no other attractions whatsoever? Probably not anyone on /b/.

I may like animal-shaped dildos in my ass but at least I'm not an obnoxious faggot like you shits who label everything straight or gay with no exceptions.

>>694611076
>But dicks, so it's gay obviously.

There's really no point in trying to justify it, they are unwilling to understand it, they're like old people when you try to explain smart phones, and when they don't understand it they say it's nonsense and complain about kids these days.

>>694611076
Once you get over yourself you'll realise your gay. Dressing it up as wanted to be penetrated by non-human penis' is just your closeted brain having adventures in Narnia.

>>694608735
>So when a lesbian uses a dildo it has to mean she is actually straight?
Lesbians rarely use dildos outside of porn, so this comparison is retarded.

>>694609623
Aight saved

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>>694602686
here ya go ya gay KUNT!!

>>694612138
>Because lesbians would gladly admit they use dildos

Where do you find this fact that they "rarely" use didlos?

>>694609190
>when a str8 male sees a penis they are sexually triggered
Kek ok buddy keep telling yourself that.

If you put anything up your ass, or even want to, you're a faggot.
If you want any other response go find a safe space.

>>694612138
Good thing we have you around, the one person in this world who has the facts on what lesbians do in their spare time.

>>694612299
I know a shit load of lesbians and they're very open about sex. They said a dildo is dumb shit invented by the porn industry and although they sometimes use toys the focus is 100% on the clit of g-spot, not shoving a 7 incher up someone and missing all the pleasure centers.

>>694602686
youre not straight then

>>694612282
moar

>>694612577
It's called having friends you faggot.

>>694605177
fucking kek

>>694602686
I have a friend that owns 8 too, how fucking weird.
I want one but god damn, 100$ per cock? And I'm in canada so 130$, god damn Id rather go to the local sex shop.

>>694612571
Being gay is being attracted to males, putting stuff up your butt is putting stuff up your butt, those things are not related. There are many gay guys who do not have anal sex.
Being gay also says nothing about wether or not you enjoy anal, being gay doesnt suddenly change your body in a way that the prostate stimulation can only be enjoyable for gay guys.

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>>694612680
Hah! Gayboy!

I like the way his lil dick goes from floppy to hard with each plunge

>Like a finger up my ass when I jerk it, that's not gay, right?
>Finger not enough, buy a dildo. It's like a dragon so totally not gay
>Dildo doesnt satisfy anymore, find gay dude on craiglist and ask him to fuck my brains out. Still not gay.

>>694612341
>being this ignorant and stupid

>>694612682
Good thing we have you around, the only guy that is desperate enough to try and get laid with lesbians.

>>694612980
You must be an autistic weeb if you think you cant be friends with people of the opposite sex.

>>694613046
Good thing we have you around, the only guy that is depsate enough to try and get laid with lesbians and then feels the need to explain himself to random strangers on the internet.

>>694612975
>Wanting to fuck someone with a penis and thinking it's not gay

>>694613167
>explain himself to random strangers on the internet.
Literally what every faggot is doing in this thread, and pretty much this entire site.

>>694612962
vids of you in a skirt faggot
and the socks dont forget the socks

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>>694613377
stfu pooball sucker

>>694602686
two chances (M & XL)
absolutely worth it. theres zero out products that come even remotely close to BDs quality

>>694612855
The quality is certainly a step above what your local shop will stock though. I own a fair few normal toys as well, and they're nowhere near as good as my BD toys, not even close.

>I'm a straight guy
>Wants an object that looks like a penis in his anus
Hate to break it to you bud.

>>694607524

wtf is that fake cum made out of? Do you have to buy it or is it home made?

>>694609273
>Anonymous
what is this program.... thanks

>>694603644
no nigga being straight is a mental position.

I could fuck all the dudes in the world but i would still like girls and not be attracted to men.

You fuck girls while dreaming of being fucked by a guy.

>tl:dr YOU ARE GAY

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>>694613836
https://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

Men like as in males use fucking dildos??? wtf is life

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>>694605839
>>694605981

>>694612282

Where are you getting these?

>>694613588
I know the quality is incredible but still, its just sillicon.
Even the ones they fucked up they sell them anyway at almost the same price, wih like 5-10% discounts at best

>>694614376
OP's house

>>694614376
Bad Dragon, google it

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>>694614376
secret ;P

>>694612138
not even remotely true. almost all lezzies use dildos, just most arent specifically penis shaped

>>694602686
Who cares if you're straight or gay or bi or whatever ?

>>694614834
this guys talking sense

Good guy anon

>>694614610

If that's you for the love of god give me a kik name

>>694614697
>not penis shaped
So therefore not 'straight'.
>Dildo shaped like dragon penis up ass
Gay and weird

>>694614901
It's a general question, why do people care, what does it change ?

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>>694613836
It's their signature lubricant, available in white and clear.
Really nice stuff, doesn't dry out like most lubes and is entirely compatible with the sensitive silicon used in the toys.
Gets really stringy when you manipulate it, fun stuff.

>>694614504
It's indeed "just silicone", however most sex shop toys are PVC or similar plastics, if they are silicone, then they're usually very high hardness.
BD Silicone is softer and more pliable, much more comfortable to use in my opinion.

>>694614928
lol k its P00P00Gen3r4l

>>694615064
well if you're an indigineous pooskin it could mean big trouble

ALLAHU ACKBAR IQBAL

>>694602686
>Im a straight guy I just like the thought of being bent over by a big monster i guess
That means you aren't straight, you know.

>>694615209
Oh no I'm a eurofag, like a real one I don't have nigger or sand niggers friends and such

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>>694613583
How is the jump from M to XL?
Have a medium and thinking about going XL

>>694614194
10 confirmed
>>694614504
because the kinks are minor at best really

>>694605610
hey m8 im gay and i have 5 bad dragon dildos all assorted dragon cocks but i also bought Janine which is a female dragon pussy.

so am i straight because i want to bone a female dragon?

>>694605610
>>694615436
Why does it matter ?

>>694603577
>filthy faggot
>m8
Shut the fuck up, queer.
obviously 15

>>694604749
>>694603577
samefag

>>694614949
its still an object usually in straight and long in length (and every cunt and their mum remarks how phallic that is) which every person over the age of 12 knows gets shoved into a vagina, not necessarily for the purpose of procreation
tldr its still akin to a dick and definitely "straight"

>>694615357
same here. Well Brit technically

Been looking to get my wife a better toy. She is very picky. I tried to use the Doc Johnson UR3 realistic dong on her bust she said it was still too stiff. I guess my question is : how squishy can these things get but still be useable?

>>694615360
depends. have you ever took anything larger than a M already?
essentially i got my M, it ended up being too small after i got used to it, i bought some bigger toys (not BD because was broke at the time) and when i finally got my XL i could manage it

>>694615716
Even the completely floppy ones are still pretty useable.

>>694615716
The default firmness is usually perfect, the "soft" firmness is like impossible to put in any hole, and "firm" is probably more on the siffer side...

>>694609178
Sauce?

>>694615117

Cant find that

>>694615716
medium firmness is probably the best bet. youd have a hard time keeping anything less inside you

>>694616070
oh well whats yours?

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>>694615906
the width is no problem but trying to go deeper with such a bigger toy. did u train with longer ones than ur medium?

>>694615716
Most of these when done in Firmness 3 (their softest for dildos) are so floppy that they won't stand up on their own.
However, if a partner is controlling it, they're perfectly usable, but they're usually very tricky to use solo at that point.

I made that mistake with my Large Unflared Chance, it's 3 wide-split (ie. the base is in firmness 8, the shaft is in 3), and while it stands up on its own, it's too squirmy to use properly on my own right now. With a partner this would be fine though.

>>694615998
http://www.yiffalicious.com

>>694612962
not gay but bi
it's true i want to find my self a cuteboy and play with him more than i want to find a girl
probably cause i already fucked a girl and not a boy

tldr MOAR

>>694606611
I'm 12 will I get banned?

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>>694616353
>it's true i want to find my self a cuteboy and play with him more than i want to find a girl

yeah Iktf matey I cant find a nice guy either

MORE INCUMMING CHECK DIS SHIT OUT!!

>>694615117
>>694616213
pls correct it, i want it aswell :)

>>694607963
what software is this? i need it for masturbation reasons.

>>694616592
whats your kik I'll add you

>>694616301
Good to know. On a related note how well does the one OP posted work with a harness? Want to get the one with the cum tube but don't know if the harness would mess up the hose .

>>694615360
>>694616271
moar, sauce?

>>694616539
what the fuck is up with his ballsack?

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>>694616271
get a long narrow toy, I bought my Large Tyson to get more used to a wider toy with decent depth.
For actual depth training I use a pretty slender and cheap 18 inch double-ended dildo, which I can take about 16 inches of these days.

Gently pushing past that deep internal sphincter for the first time is definitely an experience, just be gentle.
You don't want to accidentally damage anything up there.
The orgasms are mind-blowing though.

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>>694602686

>>694616722

wolfr99

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>>694616271
ye
the 2nd pink one from the top in particular

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>>694616910
Edging

>>694602686
They are great!
My boyfriend has the exact one in the pic, and I have 2 other ones, good times. I can recomend them.

>>694616916
sent

>>694616722
devolution2409

>>694616910
saline injection

>>694616658
Yiffalicious

http://www.yiffalicious.com/

>>694616768
The harness should fit around the base (below the knot), and the cum-tube comes out of the base, so you'll probably need to guide the tube out of the harness connection safely, but it shouldn't snag too badly otherwise.

>>694617156
sent to you too

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>>694614375

gj kid

>>694614901

Nice try OP

>>694617307
didn't recieve anything :0
it's a capital d, don't know if that matters Devolution2409

>>694617639
no just another willybiter

>>694617727
hmm one minute I'll retry