>>694600399
Your mom

>>694600725
Kek

>>694601234
cringe
~Roger Rodolf

All weak. It's hard to make me laugh...

>>694601234

You can't make this shit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>694600891

please stop posting this, try-hard fag

>>694600856

is that Anthony Hopkins?

>>694601234
This almost got me.

>>694602887
>>694602927
Whatever teenage mongoloid made these should have their photoshop privileges revoked.

Every time I come into these threads I feel a little better about myself because at least I have an actual sense of humor compared to you autists. Thanks everyone.

>It's funny right guys?!
>...guys?

>>694604000
>I'm better than the other underage teenagers in these threads because I said so
No, anon. You're just another unfunny waster. Don't big yourself up as being humorous if you have nothing funny to post.

>>694600856

dude, that's hannibal lecter

>>694604258
Assuming I would keep funny images on a HDD like a child. You're pathetic. Go back to frog posting or masturbating to men you faggot.

>>694604743
Holy fuck, mate. You should be on the stage. You're one funny motherfucker.
>hurrrrdurrrrr you're gay you faggot
Where do you come up with these things?!
Genius.

>>694604743
You are a child. How old are you, 15?

>>694604995
Needing to be original or creative on /b/ of all places. It's like you're new or something....

>>694605147
>hurrrdurrrr you're new summer's faggot nigger
Hurry up and do something funny, Captain Insecurity.

>>694604602
No, its my grandma, mate

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>>694600856

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when asian girls learn english from 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58

>>694604775
kikery

>>694606655
I don't get it

>>694600963
???

>>694606655
Why is the HO missing from HOSPITAL and why is there a ditch at the end of the crosswalk

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>>694606655
I reverse image searched it and found a bunch of articles by some Romanian woman about how silly it was that they put a crosswalk leading into a ditch. I don't understand why you can't just step over the ditch. It doesn't seem that difficult.

>>694601892
Well then. I think we found us a feminist

>>694609546
looks pretty wide for a old grandma to step over.
but she could step in it and enjoy dem twisted ankles

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>>694601234

>MAJESTIC SALMON

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU6g3InDffM

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>>694600399

>>694605929
This isn't remotely funny

>>694600399
Hey I saw this on reddit too. I better come here to post it.

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>>694600452

>>694604775
This a YLYL not a you cringe you lose

>>694609546
lel, yea fuk diaabled peopel. they should be ex3eucuted for being in wheelochairs

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>>694612792

>>694603865
Why?
They're funny

>>694611001
wtf m8

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>>694612792
ayy

>>694600856
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.HA. I TOTALLY LOST MAN. YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY INTERNET POINTS FOR THE DAY. SUPER FUNNY MAN.

>>694604000
Check out this cunt

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>>694600399

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>>694611001
You're a sneaky bastard.

>>694609546
Bikes
Babies
Wheelchairers
Shopping trollliesss
Motofatscooters
Little pets
Limp legs

Dont take your bipedel locomotive for granted you fool

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>>694612792

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>>694612792
ayy

>>694601234
I remember this guy on /k/. Is he still around?

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>>694613178
Fucking bipeds.

>>694613373
kys

>>694603865

awww you have a crushie on the hunchback of notre dame?

>>694613510
kys

>>694613510
nigger

>>694611001
Fuck you

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This one fucking killed me

>>694613637
Octolegger detected

>>694613029
>>694612888

kys, both

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>>694614284
>14284 ▶
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pepe wouldn't be nanner you fag liar

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I don't know why but I always lose to this, it's not even that funny

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>>694614137
Lost

>>694600399
cocaine would be better for the rhyme. 0/10 would never laugh again

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So /b/ in the last 2 weeks

one of my friend OD on some drug you use to rape with. Called X, something about if you stay up for 20 min you will trip your absolute balls off.

He did this while endosed with 2 dabs of lsd, a shitload of amf and ectasy..

My question is, is he ever gonna be okay, and should i ditch these dudes since they're so far out they would touch that? i know 2 other dudes that know him also ate a 7-13 of the X'es. When i was with them on it and long after they completely lost their memory and was forgetting everything even faster than you could tell it.


I'm no saint myself, drugs are fun but that would be taking to too far.

>>694611001
nigger

>>694601234
Next time on things that never happened...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyf_LinnHM

>>694611001
fag

>>694613510
Premarital anxiety?

>>694613373
nice one fag

>>694615044
Is this a YLYL thread or post your shitty stories of how cool you and your friends are thread?

>>694615044
It's a good thing your friend died. If he's gonna take that many drugs at once then he's better off dead. Drugs are fun and all that but moderation is key.

>>694600452
lost...

>>694617062
Mmm, she got egg on her face

>>694611001
kys

>>694613510
LOL

>>694617433
It's just so funny how sad and defeated she looks.

>>694617062
lololololoolol

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>>694600856

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>>694611001

>>694611001
Fuck off you nigger

>>694601476
Says the millenial virgin

>>694613510
Slow claps

>>694611001
k

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>>694617865
stop replying you fucking human trash
I hate you and everyone else that always fucking replies to this shit

>>694606601
You can't keep me caged up like an animal #wildlivesmatter

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>>694611001
>1

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>>694618155

>>694611001
Sheit

>>694609060
Hospital in german = spital

>>694613510
god dammit

>>694618672
Thats so wrong lmao

>>694611001
FUCK YOU MEEEEIN

Fuck

>>694611001
pol was right

>>694618385
Kek

>>694611001
cunt

>>694600963
topkek lel'd goodone

>>694616609

THanks, this was great

>>694600399
>snorting ecstasy
yeah this was made by an edgy 14 year old

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xfmgOA2M8

>>694611001
Fug>>694611001

>>694611001
no

>>694618672
get back to austria

>>694600452
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor

>>694600452
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Banana and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>694600452
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>694611001
dicks out for harambe

When I was in my early teens I was obsessed with scratching my rectum. I eventually figured out that if I leave a thin layer of shit on my anus and let it dry over night I would be more itchy and I would have a fun surprise that I could peal off my butt hole in the morning. I cannot describe how wonderful the feeling of pulling off that thin simi transparent sheet was. After pulling it off I would smell it and then toss it under my sink. After a week or so the smell was too much for me to handle. So I began to spray febreze down there every once in a while. This went on up until I started growing hair down there. I stopped for a while because I would end up pulling hair with my shit. In the mean time, I would toss my finger and toe nails along with my heel skin and occasionally, my sun burn skin (what a treat that was) under the sink. I eventually began to miss the sensation of peeling, so I decided to shave around my anus. Shaving it made it more itchy! Sadly, for some reason my shit wouldn't come off in a single layer. That's when I decided to take some Elmer's glue and lightly apply it around my rectum and let it dry. My god! The feeling was 10,000 times better than before! Not to mention that my anus was super smooth after peeling! The worst day of my life happened three years ago today. While I was out shopping my next door neighbors house caught fire and engulfed my house with it. My beautiful collection went up in smoke. After the ensuing trauma I sought professional help for my disorder (talking to that shrink was the most embarrassing part of my life). I was diagnosed with OCD and excoriation disorder. I no longer peel or pick at my body.

>>694620872
Burned guy is missing arm tattoo.. nice try fag

>>694606601
Oh golly gee, you almost got me with this!

>>694611001
boop

>>694613637
Haha :D Spider trying to fool 4channers online so they can KILL

>>694613373
fuc

>>694601892
triggered a cunt :-DD

>>694613373
fag

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>>694600399

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jblkQqYeZtQ

>>694622023
How the hell did they get in there

>>694620872
Sorta reminds me of a ghoul from fallout...

>>694600452
Do you ever stop and think about how bad John, Bill and Lori's lives have become because of this banana? I do sometimes. I think about how John J. Callanan hasn't uploaded a new marketing video in over 6 months. He probably has a family to support. His kids can't even eat three solid meals a day because all of his potential employers associate him with that shit-eating banana picture.

Lori can't get away with posting anything online anymore without a thoughtless barrage of "Thanks, Lori" comments. She pretends that it's genuine, that somebody, somewhere cares about her well-being. But deep down she knows it's a lie. She knows that every day is a struggle to escape her past. Her innocent approval of that naked banana will haunt her until death finally embraces her and takes her away from this hell.

Bill, on the other hand, is too clueless to get it. He'll go on thinking that BH Ideas is making an impact in "personal branding" and continue to laugh at that banana picture whenever he opens the file. We all know he has the file, because he saved it. It's all his, my friend.

IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE YOU WILL REPLY. YOU DIE

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>>694622891

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>>694622948

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>>694612762

>>694622247
...You lost to this shit?

>>694611001
No

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>>694611001
FUCK YOU

>>694620872
Nightmare on Martin Luther King blvd

>>694611001
you scum

>>694613373
damn

>>694611001
not cool man

>>694613373
this is going too far

>>694623528
kys

>>694622891
>>>/a/ yyy lmao

>>694611001
faggot

>>694622023
>fourth bear cub trapped under ladder

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>>694622796
Thanks, Lori

>>694611001
fag

>>694624062
more like micro shills.

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>>694624686

>>694611001
Got me

>>694622637
probably the trees. bear climb you know...

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>>694611001

>>694611001
You fucking nigger

>>694613373
Aww2

>>694622023
Were those stairs evidence of a fucking murder and they needed to get rid of it pronto or something? Fuckin hell they just couldn't wait to throw it away lol

>>694622167

lost

>>694611001
You
>>694622940
Mother
>>694623528
Fuckers

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Always gets me nonon

>>694625504
autism speaks

>>694611001
fag

>>694611001
fffffffffffffff

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>>694624987

>>694611001
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>694613373
dddddddd

>>694611001
ohhh snap

>>694611001
Sneaky beaky

>>694613373
qffffas

>>694611001
sleep tight mommers

>>694600856
I ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a niiiiice chianti. *sucks dentures*

>>694600725
>You can also cream pie a students
Those teachers better try harder.

>>694613373
sleep tight again mommers

You call you lose
+40769255222

>>694613510
WTF .. my mom is an a lot of danger on /b/

>>694621879
lost. first time in quite a while.

>>694600891
Lol

>>694604775
>let me in..

>>694613510
kys

>>694611001
Kys

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https://youtu.be/c9N6UGTsf3E
yes

>>694611001

Ah fuck.

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>>694611001

>>694626849
got me

>>694622023
How the white man uplifted the niggers

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>>694618385

>>694611001
fvcking nigger

>>694613510

God fucking damn it!

>>694619309
not in austria

>>694611001

Mother fucker.

>>694613373
fdgfdgdf

>>694613510

>>694600399
>snorts ecstasy

underage b&

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>>694600452
>first

>>694611001
fuk u

>>694613373

Ass...

>>694601234
So cringy..

>>694613510
oh wtf

>>694611001
REPLYING

>>694611001
fgt

>>694611001
fuc of

>>694602760
>>694602887
>>694602927
can someone post the original photo ?

>>694613373
immunity kitty

>>694628724
lost

>>694612082
fuck me I lost to this shit

>>694604775
not cringe bread gtfo queer