What do you say when you're cumming?
OH OH OH HO OHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK
JGFDBGERBURGEU
>>694593468
Blacklivesdontmetter
Poop in my butt!!!
>>694593812
WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL
ALL I HAVE IS A FLESHLIGHT
>>694593468
Thanks mom
>>694593681
/thread
>>694593468
OH FUCK YOUR AS LOOKS LIKE SHIIIIIT!
>>694593468
arrrrrrrrrugugughaahhahaah
>>694593468
Leeeerooooooooooooooooooyyyy
>>694593468
Uhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why you aren't even real!
>>694594663
Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkins
>>694593468
JESUS!
JESUS!
JESUS!
Hamburgers!
"im cumming."
>>694593468
Good girl! Good girl! Swallow it all..
Remember what happens to your parents if you tell anyone
>>694593468
>>694593468
Here cums the aeroplane
I'm cumming
LEEEEEYROOOOY MMMMMJENNNNKINS
*shriek voice*. "Your a Rr-awk sta'."
>>694593468
I scream James Quall.
GOTTA BLAST
I have AIDS
>>694593468
EXSPERMINATE! EXSPERMINATE! WHITE WEE WEE!
ORE WA CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKE
>>694593468
I'm cumming
please dont tell your daddyyyyyy aaahhhhhr
Beware ot the blast
Nothing. I just hold her tight and stroke her hair so she feels safe as my semen trickles into her. After I'm done I run a warm shower for her so she can clean herself before coming back to bed. Then we cuddle the rest of the night.
>>694593468
take this ya fucking retard
It's over 9000
>>694596867
>run a warm shower for her
What the fuck, is it romantic at this point to turn on the water for someone?
>>694593468
ALLAAAHU AKBAAAR
>>694593468
Shhhhh shhhhh shhhhhh, almost done
>>694597324
God forbid anyone should have to wait the three seconds it takes for the water to heat up.
https://youtu.be/UdW4ROw03QQ?t=39s
>>694593468
Ooooooooooooo fuuugggg
>>694595930
>you're
>>694597568
second 39
>>694593468
thanks dear for letting me out of my cage
yabba yabba dooooo
Ryuu-ga, Wa-ga-te-ki-wo, Ku-ra-u!!
>>694593468
expecto patronum
>>694597324
Virgin detected.
You run a hot bath for your girl after sex (if youve been with her for a long time)
but just run it for her and go do what you gotta do. Don't make a big deal about it or talk like a bitch to her.
Oh shit the condom broke!!!
my ultimate is charging
¡EL PODER DEL LEOOOOOON!
>>694594222
100%
zoo wee mama
>>694597610
seconds 22-26 for me
>>694593468
Nothing. Just a few grunts. Only bitch made motherfuckers say stuff when they're cumming unless it's a 10/10 God-tier cum.
I'm sorry
My dick is crying
Image a kitten sneezing
>>694593468
I'M GONNA CUM!
>>694596867
Wizard detected
I leik chocolate milk
>>694598094
jesus.. FUCK! ahhh...
>>694593468
By the power of grey skull , take this skeletor.
>>694596867
More beta than virginity
>>694595196
To be this edgy
Suddenly suuuuuuusan
SPERM FOR THE SPERM GOD!
>>694593468
Thar she blows!
Bazinga!
>>694593468
I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL!
Booooya!
>>694593468
Can i get a large fry and an Oreo Mcflurry with that too
>>694597915
i agree. i mean, some people might pull it off, but it means they're not even remotely afraid of saying some lame goofy ass shit. what would you even say? "Good girl :^)" "Ugh take it...... " "I'm cumming in case you can't feel it"
it's all grunts, gasps and mumbled "fuck" for me.
"Cover your children's eyes"
Klaatu barada nikt-ahem-hgghr-gghhhhhhargh
Your mother dies in her sleep tonight, no immunity
>>694593468
Thanks
>>694593468
Please cum inside me this time, baby.
Skimaradinky dinky dink Skimaradinky doo
I came in you.
>>694598555
"Holy shit check my repeating digits" I like to bellow as I cum. Also, i give her a little warning beforehand so she's not surprised when I blow it all inside her.
I moan ohhhhh myyyyy in a deep voice like mr sulu
>>694599093
Newfag here, calling out his own trips. Nobody cares fukwad. Go be an hero...
usually say some shit like ok all done honey and tap her on the shoulder twice as if to say good job
KA-SPR-R-R-ROINNNNG
hurrrWEOO WEOO WEOO WEOO PLOP PLOP PLOP PL-PLO-PLOP
then a mixture between a horse's neigh and a snake's hiss until i pop a blood vessel in my head and pass out
"Oh Fuck you"
>>694593468
not even close, bby!
>>694599332
Ya blew it, kiddo
You are doin me a jizzun!
Wow! Thanks. You're pretty good at this. Well it's time I go now, bye!
>>694593468
PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YES!
>>694593468
open that mouth up wide, i'm gonna cum on your face
Thanks mom
SKEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!
>>694598167
erlated
JOOOOOJOOOO!
Shazam!
Oh my
"its usually not that color"
>>694596867
marry me
>>694593681
this^^^
fuck im cum
I just do it, then say "oh you didn't finish? have a wank then"
>>694599616
Is this really what u say to your boyfriend when u cum
>>694593468
JETFUEL DONT MELT STEEL BEAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>694593468
I'm weird and growl and moan like a beast when I do, deep and loudly
I make big cums
>>694593468
Usually, oh shit here it comes. I'm a boring cunt.
>>694597785
Faggot faggot faggot detected. Enjoy being cucked, faggot. God dammit, that's the gayest shit I ever read!
O YA YA DA DA MA MA
dont tell mom
NOT THE BEES
AAAAAHHHHHHH
where do you want me to cum?
>inside me
>>694594984
GOAL!!!!!
>>694593468
docking....complete
>>694593468
Uhhhh fuck me in the ass
(Male)
I HOPE THE AIDS ISN'T TRANSMITTED THIS TIIIIIMMMMEEEEEE
>>694593468
"if you tell anyone I'll kill you"
>"EBIN"
>*:--DDD*
>>694602361
Good thing Korra isn't a negro, but just a really tanned white person.
>>694593468
"I am cumming"
O SHIT ITS THE WHITE PISS
>>694601987
>takes selfie with condom on
>leaves on socks
>shit tier rug
This is why you never get laid anon
>>694602646
Shes actually more like an Inuk
>>694593468
Imma need bout three fity
"You might want to get off it now"
>>694598827
Well that's just great, now you just released the undead. Way to go Ash.
>>694593468
my white guilt is now leaving.
>>694597813
underrated post
>>694593468
Thank you Father Murphy.
>>694594222
>are you me
Drift off slowly to sleep as I murmur
>you sunk my battleship
CUM EEEEEE HAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>694602881
Kek
Underrated post
>>694593468
Thanks Obama!!!
>>694593468
Oo ooooo ooo! Sorry
My PeePeee go sleep nowwww!
>>694593468
K son clean up this mess and fix your sheets
Yabba Dabba Doo!
>>694602646
She's also not a real person. Retard.
>>694593468
THIS! IS! SEMENNNNN!
Then kick my lap top and scream for my to make me tendies
>>694598169
mmm do you have any webms of it?
You'll be a great single mother.
>>694602027
underrated post. my sides.
>>694602646
>low quality bait detected
Oh I'm gonna cum
oh no my weanie is puking
>>694593468
BINGO!
what is cumming?
Here comes din-din
>>694593468
OH FUCK OH FUCK NOT AGAIN I'M SORRY FJIEWOFJEWOIFJEWIOFWEJIFOEWJFIOWEJFEIWOFJWEIOFJWEIOFDSAKL:ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
so you want some juice or anything?
oh fuck not again why im sorry
fuck i hate it
im sorry
gimme a few minutes he we can go on
_mostly nothin will go on after that_
>>694600401
kek
>>694593468
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
IT'S HAPPENING
¡Santiago y Cierra, España!
>>694593919
still second best, from the real thing
i usually get lost in wondering what i'm doing with my life during orgasm and maybe chuckle lightly at myself
>>694593468
one time in college I howled like a wolf as loud as I could. everybody on the 6th floor of the dorm heard it.
>>694600401
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
If the bitch is dead when he cums, does he still make a noise?
>>694594068
I agree