STOP RIGHT NOW!
Instructions:
>Stand Up
>Take a picture of your desk
>Post it in this thread
>Roast eachother
I'll start!
>>694584791
>keeps an inhaler on hand in case playing video games gets too intense
>>694584941
This is so fucking true. Last night I was high while playing doom.
Hell that was intense.
Rate
>>694585303
>tea pot so far at the corner that it's falling down as soon as he uses his mouse
>2 bowls of the same candy. Your OCD must be hilarious. Do the bowls have the exact same amount of candy in it?
>What's that ring for? Can't be a penis ring, that's for sure. At least not yours
SUCK A DICK OP
>>694584791
https://youtu.be/R_etEhiBd50
>>694585985
why the towel?
>>694584791
Put the sub woofer on the floor, it will sound much better.
>>694585495
>electronic music fag. LOOK how good I am at pressing play
>>694585753
>razer mousepad
>desk microfone
>twitch faggot detected
>>694585985
>5000 Watt bass machine
>fucking tiny desk
>CRT Television
>way to many remotes on bed
>>694586060
so i dont stick to the leather when its hot
>>694586060
If you need to ask, you're too young for /b/.
>>694585894
>ps username clear in picture
U dun goofed
>>694586150
Yeah maybe
but I like the placement (height) of my lamp
>>694585796
> 2 bowls of the same candy.
That isn't candy, It's sunflower seeds, you know.
> What's that ring for?
I don't know how this thing calls in english. You need to flex it, so your hand's muscles will be grow. I hope you understand
>>694586226
>twitch faggot detected
nope
You all seem to have nice desks
>>694586230
why not just get a fucking chair your fat, sweaty, stupid, white ass doesn't stick to?
>>694586288
or, I don't admittedly stick to chairs!
>>694585894
I am going to fucking rape you meergranen pap
comfy?
>>694586420
because i like this one
Try to roast me poorfags
Protip: you cant
>>694585796
You suck suck at this.
>>694586548
compensating for a small dick
>>694584791
what care are you driving op?
I cant tell I'm blind
>>694584791
idk if its much to roast but i guess you can make fun of me for smashing my desk to pieces when i lose ranked games on league of legends
>>694584791
world of warcraft, a vape, AND an inhaler
OP is a little bitch
>>694586548
your mic is pointed at your keyboard?
You'd be talking onto the side of it at that angle.
>>694586548
>Everything sitting upright.
Clearly you are retarded.
>>694584791
No fingerprints or smudges on the monitor, nice. Kind of a pet peeve of mine.
im probably incredibly easy to roast
>>694585495
>Fisheye lens picture of his "studio"
is it the 90's?
>>694584791
Rate
>>694586619
Okay you got me.
jk
but 16 centimetres is above average in germany tho... so idk.
>>694584791
Get rid of that carpet, might help with the allergies anon.
>>694586814
pretty nice guitars
>>694585495
monitors are WAY too high... you wanna form a triangle when you sit, so your head and the speakers are same height, makes your sound way easier to master
>>694586741
Thing is, the "talking" side is pointed towards where im sitting.
>>694586548
> doesn't think we can roast him
> post picture sideways like a retard
Tripping yourself out of the gate.
>>694586683
Desk? Who cares. You are a child that PLAYS LoL. That is what we can make fun of you for.
>>694586814
>
>>694585303
Cant roast, anon looks like his xrays revealed black lung.
>>694586548
clean up your desk for fucks sake
>>694586840
are you a fucking slav?
>>694586814
This house is straight out of 2007.
not much
>>694586415
That's some low budget shit man. What's your salary?
>>694586442
holy fuck dude. clean your shit
are those fucking dirty panties on your desk?
Does your sister smell good?
>>694586533
no
>>694586548
feels the urge to show off his whole salary of the last year
>>694586560
I fucking suck at this yes. I'm not a native english speaker though
>>694586667
Suzuki Swift Sport 2013
>>694586683
Well buy a desk made out of glass then
>>694586814
Holy fuck. I don't know where to start
>>694586840
clean your shit dude. That's disgusting
>>694586865
Luckily I don't have any allergies, But thanks
>>694587030
What's that jar for?
>>694587011
idk why it's sideways, i held it upright when i took the pic.
>>694587030
MVT... moonshine, vape, troll.
>>694587037
Maybe you are just salty because you never made it ouf of platinum you dumb fuck
>>694587075
But im too lazy. :(
>>694586983
You must be sitting under the mic, I've been a professional recording engineer for the past 15 years, either that's a fucked up pic or your addressing the side of the mic.
The pick up is where the little gold disc is.
>>694586548
>calls others poorfags
>tactically placed his entire lifesavings on the desk before taking the picture
that looks to be about what i laid in down payment on my car
don't even get me started on the razer shit
>>694586683
that is just disgusting
>>694586533
comfy.
>>694586442
i am having a hard time comprehending that people like you walk among us
jesus clean that shit up
>>694585495
>>694587124
nah, just a teenager
>>694587207
I don't play MOBAS at all, kid. Stay faggot.
>>694587419
0/10 no snus
>>694587343
Fuck how many shitty computing devices do you own?
There are 6 devices in this picture already.
And what do you do with them?
Also rate my coffee
>>694587306
That's from my PoV
When I'm sitting the golden disc is Pointed towards my chin
I got too much shit to get in one pic. I have an 8 tower cluster, using SMP. 4 x 27" displays. Kicks out a lot of heat, so I get swamp ass easily in here.
>>694587358
>racing wheel and vive
>forgets he lives in poverty-like conditions because he sucks with finances.
>>694587149
>jedi robe hanging on door
>secrut jedi
im p gay tbqh
>>694586442
slovene fag? i can see your bus card :P
macfag checking in
>>694587597
good boy, good boy.
>>694587667
nice HHKB
>>694587419
What's that ribbon thingy on the left for?
Is this your watercooling solution?
Can't post exactly how it is right now but this is how I left it I'm on the other side of the state for work. yes anime weeb
>>694587741
I'm amazed by your ability to press play
If I was home I would post something of mine. I have to be honest though. I sort of feel bad for you all. Small monitors, cheap computers, racing wheels, HMDs, etc. Most spending money when they should be making their life better elsewhere.
I haven't been a teen in 10 years. I think I forgot what it is like to be poor or have no excess funds (true excess funds, that can be spent on gaming without neglecting other parts of life)
>>694584791
Taschentücher, Gut&Günstig, Moin!
>>694584791
> gut und günstig, kek
warum so viele feuerzeuge, wenn du doch vapest?
You niggers need to step up your game
>>694587170
jerk off with that aloe
>>694587840
what PC case is that?
>>694587597
I imagine your voice must sound muffled or has too much bass with it angled like that.
>>694587741
nice :)
fellow macfag here but in process of moving so if you wanna see a laptop on a bed ill take a pic lol
Tfw no desk
>>694587840
filthy fuckin weeb
Shit setup but it´s ok so far
>>694587667
Get a better keyboard and monitors. FFS you faggot.
was 6 days ago, looks completely the same
>>694587625
i actually live with my uncle at the moment in a restricted room
>>694587667
those mouse mats are useless, it's going to be completely filthy in a couple of months. i trashed mine and finally got a hard surface one.
>>694587996
Moin moin
>>694588016
Und du kaufst nur Charmin oder was?
Für Nase putzen reicht gut und günstig
Ich bin gerade erst am wechseln. Daher habe ich noch so viele feuerzeuge.
>>694588117
it's actually a pretty good tip to avoid pops without a filter, and reduce breathing noise.
>>694584791
Rubbish camera
>>694584791
What game is that?
>>694588184
>29" Ultrawide
WHY? You should have opted for 34". It's waaay better
>>694588103
Corsair carbide 240
>>694588133
Yup and I don't care
>>694587706
yeah budddyyy
>>694588188
That furthers the fact you shouldn't spend money on excess shit. Be an adult.
>>694588349
Black Desert Online.
It's a really nice game. I play it casually though
>>694587343
you seem boring, your desk is empty af
>>694587813
thanks
>>694588162
im happy with my keyboard. im planning on getting new monitors tho.
>>694588231
ive had this mouse pad for a good year and has been fine for me.
>>694588370
no need, i dont sit that far away
>>694588259
Got it. Otherwise cant roast you.
>>694588310
I don't think you are allowed to visit this website, anon.
You have to be 18yo to visit this site
>>694588374
OH, didn't recognise it from this angle.
>>694587919
>what is live act
>>694588530
That's what she said.
OP here. I don't sit too far away either, but dear lord I'm thankful that I chose the 34" model
>>694585753
I have the same mousepad
>>694588712
As I said,... pressing play
> inb4 weeb
>>694588865
yep, confirmed
you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>>694587636
Kek
>>694588026
Haha, I'm in the same boat Anon. I have a desk but prefer laying on my futon.
>>694588943
Why you have the Pop! on their cage?
R8 my setup /b/
Yeah I got nothing going on.
>>694587343
Calls you poorfags cause i'm not poor
Nothing special, just want to read some roast
>>694588970
Oh oh, somebody is getting mad....
>>694589133
LOL
>>694587919
>thinks production and mix engineering is the same as djing
>>694584791
>>694584791
what keyboard do you have?
>>694589259
>XDDDDDD
>>694588782
with 34" come two main concerns for me
1. Resoloution
i only have a 970 and dont want to shell out the money for a 1080 or 1070 for that glorious 1440p
2. was an early adaptor
i bought this thing when 21:9 was a very niche market but it still has really good picture quality for gaming and the occasional movie i dont see the benefit for upgrading when im already happy with the current setup
but dont fear anon i have a 65" tv for my main gaming and porn consumption but im planning on getting a w1070 beamer for that 127" experience
>>694589133
So... how's babysitting at that familys house goin?
>>694589431
Döner?
>>694589477
>Reoloution
oh god i fucked up that word real good, sorry grammar nazis
>>694589520
beschde
Roast me pls
>>694589477
You're goddam right.
I HAD a 970 too when I bought my 34".
Little underpowered there, so I bought a 1080 yesterday
Now everything is fine
Contrast is bitched but here it is.
>>694589689
i know i know but this card was a huge steal for me for 100€ after i got fed up with my radeon 7870 so there will be no upgrading anytime soon
>>694589640
faggot
>>694588391
nice 4chan mousepad
where did u get it?
>>694589520
Ziemlich gut. Bald auf einer Hochschule. Still no poorfag tho.
>>694589828
You can have my leftover 970 so you can SLI your setup
>>694587197
>>>694587030
>What's that jar for?
Water, gotta stay hydrated yo
>>694587149
you play elite?
>>694589841
Try harder idiot
>>694589861
hot topic
>>694588391
Stoner out there! Smoke one for me
Not allowed for 1 month
>>694589939
Gut, dass ich die Zeit hinter mir habe
>>694590056
Fool
Aside from my keyboard and Windows 10, I don't really think there's much to bash at.
2 of everything because I share a desk and seat with qtgf
>>694585948
>>694589969
thanks but thanks no im happy with this setup, please give it to someone who needs it more than me, some poor soul who still rocks a 470 or something like that
Fucking lighter thief
>>694590115
Already am
And good luck dude
>>694588393
haha cool man, i was over there last year, since broken up with the girl so haven't been back, nice place tho (ljubljana)
>>694589861
Got it from amazon
>>694590206
Unlocked desktop backgrounds.
>>694585303
Keyboard is so fucking old the first amendment was typed up with it. That would be fine if the monitor wasn't a blast from the year 2067
>>694588026
Lol same as me, but mine is messy as fuck, so much so I'm not gunna take a pic lol
>>694584791
OP you cleaning faggot
>>694585495
Have fun stretching your arms across the atlantic trying to type
>>694589640
>laptop to produce
broducer/10
meaning you're a faggot.
Would really like more monitors tbh
>>694586814
>Leaning your guitar against your amp
>>694588391
faggot meme kid/10
>>694590582
there is literally nothing wrong with producing on a laptop
>>694588026
hahaha same man
>>694589104
>tfw burnt my hot swapable drive
>>694590604
nice man
>>694590604
champion/10
All these tiny mousemats, like how do you even game on them
>>694584791
Where I'm working rn
>>694590854
By having a higher dpi and the fine motor skills of someone without cerebral palsy.
R8 me m8
>>694590854
Large mouse pad master race.
>>694590691
>he only runs dubstepsamplepack.rar wavs so he has never experienced cpu bottlenecks
Desk is a bit big for how little amount of things I have on it and mouse mat pretty scratched up
>>694591190
But your keyboard is from 19 Oatcake
>>694591171
dust breather/10
>>694588391
deep dark web is no place for plebs
>>694591154
its for counter strike, which requires low dpi and low dpi gives greater control of your movement and more accuracy
pretty basic. idc
Inb4 music fag
>>694586683
That candy tastes like fucking shit.
>>694584791
>shit-tier subwoofer on the desk
kek
>>694587170
what a fucking waste of money
Alienware laptop
do you impress your 13 year old cousin when comes over to play minecraft
>>694591440
I like your lighting but what the fuck is your desk, the kitchen counter?
>>694584791
Gotta keep working, fellas.
I love you
>>694587269
>clean
>Engi shrine
>Nice monitor and keyboard
>Not too flashy setup
>Muso
how are we supposed to judge you anon, no fair.
all you neat faggots, smoke crack.
>>694584791
Brief case wanker.
Britt fag, ash trays outta sight cause ashamed. Inhaler on site, in case lung cancer kicks in.
Acoustics outta balance, make a cuppa for ur granny dear.
7/10
Better picture
r8 again
>>694587419
Howdy yee haw up here in Georgia we gotta pick the cotton on yee plantations
dude the 1800's is long gone
>>694591302
Nah man, it's perfect.
>Over 10 years old
>Came from a home theater PC that I used up until 2013
>Tried to clean it and broke the enter key (still works though) and misplaced a key, too lazy to fix
>Played CS:S every day since that was the best game I could play on that Vista(!) machine.
>I upgraded the RAM to 4 gigs though, no worries.
>Still cant browse the web and have Steam open with it too.
I'll post pics of the Vista machine if anyone is interested.
>>694586683
playing lol isn't something to brag about kiddo
>>694587667
>CSGO
>>>>>>>>>>>9gag.com
>>694588133
Dude, do you know what website you are on? This website is a copy of a japanese website mostly about anime, if you're not a weeb you don't belong here.
>>694587170
Fuck me dead, you googled good computer didnt you fkn retard
>>694590854
>>694591190
same here
More shit coming..recently moved and getting dialed in again.
Looks like that now so no need to resnap pic
>>694588131
Jungle legs
>>694591789
needs more light still giving off that dusty bladerunner vibe
>>694588159
You play piano much?
>>694588310
You like Disney, doncha champ? Tell ya what, wait for christmas and your mommy might get you a Jake the Dog figure too!
can't afford a pc
should say enough
>>694592169
feels bad to be a poor.......
>>694591889
Sneak peek of Vista machine.
>>694584791
>has multiple lighters for his e cigarette
>>694584791
>vape
>drives suzuki
>inhaler on the ready
>feminine tissues
>birth control pills
>one of those retarded plastic plants
>kettle full of water? in easy spot to fall onto computer
>oversized monitor
>oversized mousepad
>android phone
>lighter overload
>shit tier carpet
>subwoofer at desk
>ps4 controller, consolefag
>shit-tier headphones
MASSIVE FAG ALERT
>>694584791
>Putting your sub on your desk at chest level instead of on the floor
Are you retarded?
>>694591591
It's like a desk connected to the wall. Supported by two connections on the left and right so completely space free underneath. Came with the house. Lots of room
>>694584791
German, male, single, former smoker, probably between 23 and 28yrs of age, probably some sort of craftsman, suffers anxiety and/or depression, frequents Edeka supermarket
>>694592416
Well don't. I been poor a ton of times. All my stuff is bought over time, not all at once.
>>694591440
>>694591591
>>694592701
That's going to fall one day... I would recommend you search for a new desk with similar leg room ASAP.
>>694592440
jesus fucking christ, just throw it in the trash anon.
>>694590992
Sweet Cessna, /b/ro. You doing an annual on it, or something more major?
>>694592440
>>694593082
Can your PC do this?
Been the same for years
>>694592440
This used to be my vista machine, too! a1777c or some shit. Man, vista was a buggy piece of shit on this unit, but I liked the "media centre" shit with all the remotes. Nice pic. Does it still run?
There you go
>>694585303
sunflower seed bro
>>694592862
>>694592862
It's been fine for 3 years. It's pretty well supported. So it actually goes all the way around with bolts covered with paint so they very hard to spot. Here's the underneath.
My desk
What a coincidence I just cleaned my desk. Im unroastable now fuckers!!!
>>694593441
The last time I tried running it, it worked. I haven't touched it since.
>>694593321
Guts
how do u liek my mess?
>>694591440
>NZXT
>>694591604
I love your case
>>694593739
fedora tipper/10
>>694593778
And, just for you, a shot at the serial number.
>>694586307
You faggots ain't gun du shiet
>>694588026
Are you in prison?
>>694593739
2 world maps? What's wrong with just one?
>>694593778
>paper thin gpu
dear god
Rate
>>694590582
I dont have money to buy a better pc and fl 12 runs slowly but its enough and the best i can get
>>694594293
was this pic taken on a tomato? cant see shit
>>694593778
One has nation flags the other is more detailed geographically.
>>694594293
nice simple but those neon 'gamer' keyboards are tacky as fuck.
>>694594207
IIRC that isn't actually the GPU but the Ethernet card. Let me take a picture of the back. Sorry for anti-vertical pictures, btw.
>>694594298
I know that feel.
>>694594388
Yes, a broken iPhone 4
rate my banana