whats this dudes story again? Isn't he some hollywood cp guy?

yeah I fucked emma watson once and took pics but I won't post em

true story

>>694579983
I think he's the director of a bunch of nickolodeon shows, and is in charge of, or takes parts in creating sexually suggestive scenes.

>>694580079
>true story

checks out

I waved at taylor swift once, didn't even wear a condom

>>694579864
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
You've started a bit high there, anon

>Has /b/ ever fucked someone?
Thats better

>>694579983
That's Dan "Get it on before the hymen's Gone" Schneider

>>694579864
Well I fucked the daughter of someone "famous"

Her Dad started one of the most used GPS services on the planet. Good stuff. Deff my favorite girl. Great heart

>>694579983
It's good ol Dirty Dan "the candy man, teens are the plan, I've got a gun get in the van" Schneider.

>>694580158
Underrated post

>>694580158
risky I like it

Fingered and made out with Michelle Trachtenberg in a bar in Denver about 3 years ago.

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>>694579864
Dan the Man with Victoria 'I first denied it being my nudes but then I had to admit it they were my real nudes for some reason' Justice.

>>694580251

zozzle

>>694580540
jontron gets all the bitches

>>694580401
post her picture faggot

>>694580401
>fucked a famous dudes daughter
>didnt marry the rich bitch

Lying this hard cant be good for you?

Gigi Edgley

I fucked the granddaughter of a former Stanley Cup champion if that counts for something.

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>>694580540
What sickens me most is knowing that he was able to get up between Liz's titties while the rest (even the famous guys) are left wondering what it's like to stick it in between them.

>>694580617
>implying she wanted me for that long

Would if I could anon. We were just on different paths

>>694580607
hell no. I actually respect this lady. Totally not going to throw her to the wolves. If this thread was about girls that have pissed you off, maybe i would throw some pictures of some other lady

>>694580880
details?

>>694580983
>implying it ever actually happened

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>>694579983
He fucked Miranda Cosgrove, Jenette, Ariana Grande in their prime. He is so based if you ask me.

>>694579983
it's Dan "i like her, she's a fighter" Schneider

>>694581227
Oh yeah dudes a legend.

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>>694580960
And thrusting this one from behind in the stinkhole because let's face it; she is THAT kind of girl.

>>694579864
I teamfucked Olivia Wilde while we were at school. We were high on pot.
I also fucked another celebrity but I can't remember her name.

>>694581227
I respect this man

>>694581104
k whatever floats your boat child. You think if I was making it up I would say something cooler like "i fucked Putins daughter" Or Opennheimer's gand daughter.

But nope, the daughter of a guy that started a GPS service.

Nigga, how fucking dumb and lonely are you?

>>694580604
Kek

>>694581331
>teamfucked Olivia Wilde
That's hot. Go on

>>694581227
how do we know this?

>>694580960
who is the girl you posted? Do you know her. looks exactly like this kinky girl i know back in LA

>>694581227
>>694579864
Am I the only one that thinks Dan Schneider looks like a fat Ryan Reynolds?

>>694579864
Didn't Brittany Spears' little sister (Zoey 101) have his baby? Sure she said it was her boyfriend's back then but looking at that guy he wouldn't find a hole if he fell in it. My money's on Dan being the biological father.

>>694581614

Some anons on /b/ say so, so it must be true.....

>>694581436
So dumb and lonely im making up stories of fucking rich dudes daughters lol. Nice one faggot.

While Madonna was in Brazil I was hired with 2 other guys to make the "room service" at her hotel. The Jesus was one of the other guys. We fucked her one at a time. She asked me to piss inside her but I didn't need to piss. I ended up filling her with some warm tea. When it was over with him, Jesus told me she's into the enema stuff.

>>694580079
>true story
Well you can't argue with that

>>694581227
Fuck, look at her eyes. Just her whole face is screaming with discomfort

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I fucked Anna Kendrick and her friend all night.. didn't know it was her until a friend told me.

>>694581014
It was just a Tinder date, didn't know who she was at the time. Met her at a bar down my street, then we went back to my place to "watch a movie"

>>694581792
what? you realize having sex with a rich person is not that far out of the ordinary right?

I mean, i know i am talking to the wrong person because you prefer waifu's to people, but for the rest of us (people that actually go outside), hearing a story about a rich person having sex isnt that uncommon

Especially if you live in a town with a bunch of rich people.

For all you know, you might live in a town with rich girls to. Assuming the sun doesnt burn your skin, try going outside while not playing Pokemon Go

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>>694579864
Lily Collins. I was a boom operator with The Mortal Instruments sound crew. One night I had to record some extra sounds with her and my boss. Since she seemed so down to earth I took my chance when my boss was away for a minute. Ended up in her bed a few hours later, woke up in it the next morning too. We were both late for shooting that day :D

>>694582071
>but for the rest of us (people that actually go outside)

so edgy mate

>>694581919
No you didn't. You just fucked her friend, which was Lena Dunham. I know because I am Anna Kendrick.

>>694581594
That was quite normal after all. Dramatic art classes, pot, rooms are close... let's fuck then. My mate had a crush on her but she turned him down because she didn't want a serious relationship. Disappointed, he was passive aggressive the next day and while we were having pot he came up with the threesome stuff. She smiled and then we did it.

>>694581227
is she fucking crying? Kek.

>>694582289
No I am Anna Kendrick!

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>>694580079
> True story

Aight

>>694582289
O shit wuddup?

>>694582023
>when the kush hits but you have an finger in your ass offcam

>>694580401
What is your nationality?

>>694582023
>$180,000 per icarly episode
Holy shit! Don't feel bad for her, that huge slut sold well her body and soul.

>>694582187
>edgy

I really really dont think you know what that means

For all you know, I could've actually had sex with someone famous and you guys would never believe me

>>694579864
No

>>694582416
1st gen Merican

>>694579983
dan "backstage with a fan" schneider

>>694582383
Try harder, buddy.

>>694579983
Dan "Gonna eat ya clam" Schneider

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>>694581852
You stupid fuck Jesus died like 2,049 years ago

>>694582377
Not much. Promoting my new movie with Zac and Adam. You should go see, I'm actually proud of this one, unlike the Pitch Perfect series. If I have to spend one more moment with Rebel Wilson I'm gonna barf.

>>694582646
Dan 'ill make your kids wider' Schnieder

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>> be me
>> Cartagena, Colombia December 1997.
>> A GF invites us to a small party in an apartment
>> Shakira is there
>> she was already famous in Colombia
>> we all go out have drinks, party at a nightclub
>> After party back at teh apartment
>>my GF and Shakira make up on the jacuzzi
>> I bring some weed
>> my GF grabs me, kisses while Shakira kisses my GF's neck
>> Diamonds
>> GF grabs the D
>> GF grabs Shakira's hand puts it right on my D
>> Shakira is stroking my D
>> Some other ppl notice this
>>Shakira stops
>> GF says let's go
>>three of us move to another room
>> Full on threesome
>> No Condom
>> Came in Shakira's back (after DS)
>> no pictures, no way I can prove it
>> Only my GF and a handful of ppl know what happen.
>> best fapping memory of my life for sure
>> she wasn't as hot as she is right now.
>> will not answer questions
>> true story

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>>694580983
I respect this lady

>>694579864
What's this guy's name again?

>>694582071
Defensive much?
Yeah you're full of shit

>>694582734
hey annie, B.R. here, did you get my message?

>>694581227
I'm a bit jelly he probably fucked jennette bitch is probably a freak.

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>>694579864
I dont know is your mom famous son?

>>694582989
>coalburner lover
fuckin cuckolds

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>>694581689
Elizabeth Gillies aka Jade West from Victorious.

>>694579864
I've fucked a pseudo celebrity Instagram girl she ran an account kind of like sexual gifs on Twitter she had like 150k followers so I considering her famous

>>694583558
Considered**

>>694582968
Yes I did and I immediately forwarded it to the police. Just like I'm supposed to do whenever you text me. You better not show up on my doorstep again.

>>694580079
>true story
Can't argue with that shit

>>694580158
Absolute madman!

Did she get pregnant?

I violated m00t once. Just my finger and his butthole.

I fucked myself, im famous fag on 4chan

I got fucked by Charlie sheen

>>694580401
>GPS service
Nigga the US Air Force owns the entire GPS system

>>694583651
bitch you arent annie, here i thought you browsed here too

>>694581227
That fatass is living the dream. So jelly of him.

>>694584000
Trips means it's Corey Haim back from the dead!

>>694584024
>the airforce owns WAZE and Google MAPS and MAPQUEST and Apple Maps

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>>694579864
Has anyone even taken into consideration that he produced a show with Emma Roberts in it as well? Oh yes, you can bet your ass he diddled her doodle as well.

>>694582289
I don't know anyone on /b/...

my older sister said she gave keanu reeves a blowjob after one of his bands gigs

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No

>>694582023
she looks like she's about to break into tears.

>>694584061
Oh no who'd have thought I wouldn't be me on an anonymous thread board! What has become of this world!?
Seriously though, you in her entourage or something? Fix us up a meet and greet willya?

>>694579864
dan pounded my ass last night

I fucked his daughter
(german comedien)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5IR-M-Ank

I've never fucked anyone.

>>694584345
not exactly, just close friends, thats all im going to say

>>694584408
All details pls, Miranda.

>>694584413
>>694584413

if his daughter looks or sounds anything like him i feel sorry for you.

I'm happy because everyone wants to live a cool life here. Here is my home now :)

>>694584454
Pics or it didn't happen around these parts.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA STOP THE BULLSHIT I BET UR A FAT RETARDED VIRGIN I FUCK ARIANA GRANDE UP IN THE ASS EVERYDAY NOW STFU OK?

>>694584408
greentext, slut

>>694584160
sauce
http://ow.
ly/ZL1z302f7OP

nah she was good..

>>694584135
Those are map applications you dipshit. They make use of the GPS network. GPS isn't just some magical little chip in your phone, there are 31 satellites in orbit that tell your phone where your sorry ass is. Those satellites are the GPS.

>>694584535
nu uh, im not good with technology but even I know you can trace me with that exfi thing

>>694580960
Nickelodeon sure did raise fine bitches

>>694584728
>not realizing they're traps

>>694584454
Bullshit you're Ben Richardson. Prove it nigga.

>>694584413
That's ugly even for a german. I don't envy you.

>>694582023
Poor thing. Just imagine the nightmares.

>>694584703
>that exfi thing
Tracing you from this post right now nigga... Better get posting those pics

>>694580960
whats her name?

>>694584703
Your name is Ben Richardson. Her now... ex-boyfriend? Want me to tell you your location as well?

Had a quick thing with a certain Hudgens girl about 6-7 years ago

She's awesome and kinky

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>>694579864
god among men

>>694584783
even better faggot

>>694584802
>>694584905
>>694584884
fuck you guys, i know you cant tell that from just posts

>>694579864
I fucked a playboy bunny in Hungary, not exactly a famous person but it was kind of cool I guess.

I go to high school with Ariel Winter from modern family. When she got her boob reduction the whole school died

she's fucking some senior that graduated last year.

>>694585053
The drone is on its way Ben. Better post the nudes...

>>694584966
story?

>>694579864
Rachel Weisz in 2005
Met her while working as an artist's model, she wasn't big on partying, I sat and talked to her a few times, she invited me to her place.
She was very reserved, asked me to "lick the puss", blushed and giggled, she had sex and cuddled, she couldn't talk dirty to save her life.

Ellie Golding in early 2010
Up for pretty much anything, she was riding the fame train from "under the sheets" and being on TV, she was new to socialite circles, I met her, we chatted and then we went back to her hotel room and fucked.
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Ellie Golding had fucked half of London, she certainly got about.

>>694584660
But if the GPS is up there, how do we get it down here? It makes no sense, try trolling a little harder next time.

>>694584888
elizabeth gillies

>>694585099
Tell her she's a disgusting ugly lardass.

>>694585223
Is it possible to be this retarded?

>>694585053
Let's see, oh there's some FedEx registrations here. Sherman Oaks office. Come there often?

Not really sure it qualifies but an ex plays in the wnba. She isnt black which narrows it down way too much.I dont really think it qualifies as famous tho since on one watches the wnba.

>>694585271
Kidnap her anon
It must be done

>>694585165
Not that much to say, I was working bts of some project she was involved with, we flirted a little bit and ended up in her trailer twice.

The project ended and haven't really worked with her since.

>>694585377
Do you really want to risk that?

>>694585351
>>694585139
you dont even know where i am right now

>>694585351
I'm also seeing some payments in Larchmont Village from 5 days ago. Drinks?

>>694585220
Shut up, stupid faggot.

>>694581227
she crying

>>694585389
When she hosts parties she has security up the ass

She doesn't even get that drunk smh. How tf do i pull this off

No but, I got to see Hitomi Tanaka's tits at a show. was pretty legit.

>>694580288
>>694580435
>>694580158
>>694580251

Best posts on /b/ right now.
>gold

>>694582383
>>694582383
this isn't nigger twitter

old fag reporting in. fucked Joan Jett 1983 Autzen Stadium Oregon Jam. she smiled at me during her performer and pointed. bit later a dood flicked me a pass, took me backstage and introduced is. went to the Hilton after, ate at restaurant with her people. she then dragged me to her room. best night ever.

apparently she's not all lesbian.

>>694585351
>>694585522
>>694585501

Web's closing fast Benny Boy. And so is your window. Nudes or you're about to become even more famous than Annie.

>>694585729
fuck off

>>694581919
Then you remember getting throat fucked while your friend tongued my asshole.
And the coke...lots of coke...

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>>694579864
>the ghost of USC
danny boy really did a number on her

>>694579864
Mikel Arteta. Nice guy.

>>694585677
We aim to please

>>694585826
Oops .. I meant to post to the fake Anna

>>694582707
Kek

>>694585814
Now now tsk-tsk-tsk Benny boy. You sure that's the way you wanna talk to the guy who has access to your bank account?

>>694585837
Someone post the ghost pasta again.

>>694586133
yeah right, my last post, im off

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I'm famous and jerked myself off. that count?

oh yes, famous people, we all fuck each other. come to think of it, I need to go be tested.

pic, me.

>>694585220
That's about what I would expect from those two. Lol

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>>694581227

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>>694580079
>true story

I don't even know why you would add that, it's not like someone is going to go on the internet and lie.

>>694586269
Alright, see you in Chicago. I'm a local and I like The Empty Bottle too. Be seein' ya Benny Boy.

>>694586286
names?

I fucked jwow from Jersey shore

I got fingered by my doctor once

>>694585709
Enjoy your hep-c & aids that botch is stausty mate

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>>694579864
oh, Dan...

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>>694579864
He was so charming :) pun intended haha.

>>694580540
Looks alot more like ariel winter to me. Last i check justice didn't have a gut.

>>694584108
I know right? I've payed countless hot escorts for sex but hell this is something else. Dat dude must have some serious game.

>>694586835
tits bitch

>>694584630
Her instagram. She's hungry for cock and not afraid to show it.

>>694579983
I think that's Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider

>>694585220
Describe Ellie pls, in detail.

>>694580079
Checks out

>>694586286
Dude, if you aren't a youtube stare, you aren't famous

>>694586666
That's called a cervix check ya dunce
Nice KWAADD 6'S

KEKKLE MY SHECKLE YOU STINKY FRECKLE.
KEK CITY BOTCH KEK KEK CITY.
QUADY DODDi, we likes to PATTY
MORE OVALTINE PLoX!!!
Reddit ftw
Rtr=reddit to redd
Burts bees have knees.
Black lives matter was created by the government.
I learned to spell analysis by thinking
" anal??? Y sis?
I fucked a snake hole in the mud once... I felt bad for ducking mother earth and was frightened that my weenie could have been nibbled by an ekans

>>694586835
you know the rules

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>>694581227
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.

>>694585315
No, but it is clearly possible to be this baited

>>694587316
Trust me bruv... the bitches don't care that much... wanna make more money? Duck and get fucked by the guy with more money.. humanso have done it since the beginning of time.

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Best fuck of my life back in her pre rehab days.
There was nothing she wouldn't do everyone who worked backstage with her back then will have countless stories to tell.

>>694587645
Tell us your stories then.

Now everybody isn't virgin huh? Nice try anons.

>>694587645
Butch is fat as fuck now.

I fucked her in rehab dry without a rubber... fags wear rubbers

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>>694580079

>>694581227
>smile for the camera, slut
>Dan, please let me go
>I want to fuck all your holes all night
>b-but... I'm so sore...
>do you want the money and fame again
>yes-yes... but that's a little too much
>so...
>o-okay...
>smile...

Welcome to Hollywood. It's not about talent, it's about looks and how much disgusting old ass dick you are willing to suck.

>>694587791
I fucked the family dog.. he was in a commercial... that count?

>>694587703
Ask any specific questions you many have, I'm too lazy to write walls of text

I'll save it for a possible future book/money grab

>>694587903
Duh dummy...

>>694587968
You sound like Loretta lynch you incompetent nigger

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>>694584295

>mfw 99% of new /b/ are newfags and have no idea who this is
>mfw I haven't moved on with my life

>>694588120
Who is that?
Cute pupper... is she yours?

Dan "ill make her wider than a coke can" schneider

>>694587968
Does she swallow bro?

>>694587903
This applies for more than Haymenwood

>>694587906
I think that depends of the brand mark

>>694588373
She garglea brah. Wanted me to shit on her chest but I accidentally brown peed all over her feet

>>694588373
Yes she most definitely did

>>694588518
Taco bell

Dan "your teenpussy will be sore for a month "schneider

>>694588652
Tell us the best beejay story.

There's no proof or reason to believe anything about dan fucking them. Most credible evidence is from 4chan.
It's just all the fat ass b tards think they are like dan, fat and ugly. And it fulfills their fantasy of underage girls all at once. Fat guy getting to fuck the famous girl.

>>694579864
had a dream Mr. CIA raped my sister (i dont have a sister)

>>694587903
/thread

>>694588699
Anon-you're trying way too hard-ymous

>>694588776
this.
stop dreaming at hit the weights fatty mcfat fats

>>694588869
Dan "I FUCKED TEENS AND THIS DOESNT RYME" schneider

>>694588776
Dan is a hero, basically The Revenge of Fat Nerds. He fucks all that hot chicks in exchange for fame.

>>694588934
Yea you fat fatsos

>>694580435
Holy fucking kek

>>694589012
Lolololololol

>>694589063
Butt hurt, did Dan fuck your butty?

>>694588934
Butt hurt, did Dan fuck your butty?

>>694588738
I don't know exactly what to say a bj is a bj in general
She was good at it and especially liked to lick/suck the nuts. Her tongue also liked to deviate towards the butt, I never thought I'd enjoy that but she was awesome at it

>>694589206
I wish
My butt actually hurts from taking the knot from my pit bull

>>694587903
Dan, are you bragging again about doing Miranda? Jesus...
Calm down and post her nudes. It's about time.

>>694589333
How much threesomes did she have?

>>694589333
Any gangbang story?

>>694589434
>>694589482

Back then it was basically all a blurry drug/orgy fest
Women, girls, boys, men she didn't give a fuck & wouldn't listen to anyone

>>694589700
Young girls and boys too?

I don't know if it counts as famous, but I did have an amazing few hours with Lisa Sparxxx back in 2004. I was working at circuit city at the time , and she came in needing her laptop fixed . Long story short , I fixed it for free so she invited me back to a hotel she was staying at.

>>694589700
Did you witness any of that?

>>694588120
I'm backtracing your memories, bro.

>>694589776
Not too young around 17 or older based on looks

>>694589837
yes

>>694590025
Describe it bro.

>any good story ITT
shame on you, /b/

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>>694583942
Everyone has m8, you're not special

>>694585632
She's disgusting

>>694587903
Yeah, that's the real Hollywood dream. No wonder almost all starlets become crazy or/and slutty at some point.

>>694590403
Take that back

>>694590715
Nah man, it's true

>>694579864
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>694587158
We talked at the bar of some party, then had a few drinks together on a sofa, nobody really knew who she was.
I asked if she lived locally, she said she had a hotel room and invited me to it.
We pretty much did heavy petting on the way to her room from the party, once we got into the room we were making out and pulling one another's clothes off.
She kept her bra on, I fingered her while kissing her and she tugged my dick, I put a rubber on and we fucked, I wouldn't call it passionate, but it was pretty intense, I fucked her from behind then pulled out, grabbed her ankles and span her over and pulled her in, she squealed.
I stopped and asked "are you ok?" and she said "don't stop" so I went back to fucking her with her ankles on my shoulders.
She had an orgasm, took the rubber off of me and gave me a mouthy handjob (think the Tulissa sex tape), I came on her, she got jizz on her hand and laughed then went to the bathroom to wash up.
After that we watched some TV together, I went down on her until she had another orgasm, then I fucked her for a bit, then she gave me another handjob but whispered shit into my ear, I came buckets all over myself, she laughed and kissed my jizz covered stomach once then licked her lips.
We showered and then we went out partying again, I didn't see her brush her teeth, she left with another guy.
I got tested afterwards too, but came back all clear.

>>694591062
story?

>>694590025
keep coming with the Demi stories man

>>694591286
Any good dirty talk?

>>694579864
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>694591418
I saw her and her sister perform a couple other times at small venues in Los Angeles. This time she was playing with another person. These venues are good because they are inexpensive and you get to talk or take photos of the perfomers after they play.

So this time I talk to her a bit and she remembered me. I made her laugh and I offered to buy her a drink. After a bit more talking and a couple of drinks she invited me back to her place in Silver Lake.

>1 of probably 3 posts.

>>694582071
>try going outside while not playing Pokemon Go

This edgelord just wants all the Pokemon for himself

>>694592093
time to fap
any proof?

>>694582715
i lold

>>694582913
Black hair young Shakira was the bomb... I fapped to her constantly back in 1996

>>694592852
moar

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>>694582913
you fucked a gazelle good job

>>694592166
I followed her in my car to her place which wasn't very far away. She led me past her roommate that was on the couch and we went up to her room. We made out for a bit then after some light petting she started to blow me. I didn't want to finish yet so I said I wanted to eat her out. I took off her black panties and went down on her. Then we fucked in the missionary position.

2/3

>>694585223
kek

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>>694593136
We got cleaned up and talked a bit more. Later that night we fucked again. Doggy style and finished with her riding me. I left early in the morning because she said that she had to go to a meeting.

3/3

>>694593339
>>694593770
Was she a good fuck?

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>>694593895
Definitely a good fuck. Top tier.

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>>694580079
>true story
Proceed sir.

>>694580435
Excellent

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In AA I was Sudduced by Francine McDougall Director of Sugar and Spice. She has hep c and AIDS I didn't fuck bare back at all but got massive blow jobs. Her tits are possibly tripple D's. She would come to the meetings with fuck me boots and a Minnie skirt. Looking like a half Pisa Bitch. With blond hair and huge tits. I was instantly hooked but was so torn not getting to swap body fluids. Her pussy looked like she was 17 and a virgin. She lived on sunset and like flower.

>>694581227
So she probably got fucked by Dan Schneider to get on iCarly. That's so disgusting. I always liked her. I feel like she still can be saved from her ruined childhood with Dan. Maybe someone will save her one day.