>>694579527
>July 2015
You should lurk moar. But then again, /b/ is dead and the gateway for underage cancerous newfucks like you. Just stay on this board and never go anywhere else.

When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>around march 2006? maybe it was 2007, don't remember exactly

How did you find out about this site?
>surfing the interwebz in search of some porn

How often do you go to this site and why?
>everyday, rarely posted back then, rarely post now, quite tired of the "reply if or else your mother" shitposting

>>694579916
I hope you die

also nice max dubs
no higher dubs than >99

>>694579847
Explain why am i cancerous? I'm just a guy who likes this site.

>>694580035
>16
>dubs
Shit bait.

>>694580139
he rolled a 99 you fucking newfag

>>694580072
Because you didn't lurk long enough and the board culture /b/ once had, believe it or not, went down the drain because of shits like you, that just start posting without knowing jackshit.

>>694579916
>quite tired of the "reply if or else your mother"
Same here. I don't really find that shit funny anyway.

>>694580187
Where the fuck did he roll a 99?
The last two digits are 16 and not 99. Fucking kill yourself, shitstain.

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>>694579527

2011. During the epic thread craze.

Pic related.

>>694580359
look at his fucking post number, can you see the 99? swear to god these summerfags. dubs can be anywhere is the post you moronic newfuck

>>694580515
No. they can't. It's the last two digits that count. Stop that shit bait.

>>694580254
I understand you've been here for a quite long time already. There are only 3 questions to answer. Nothing else.

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>In July 2006.
How did you find out about this site?
>Came for the great Habbo Raid, stayed for the horrible stuff.
How often do you go to this site and why?
>Whenever I can. Now, for the VERY occasional horrible things and because all my /b/tards deserve my shit as much I deserve theirs.

Touch a kid, you newfag.

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>End of 2013

How did you find out about this site?
>A cringe podcast I watched.

How often do you go to this site and why?
>Everyday, because I have no real hobbies & because of the incel community

>>694580610
stop replying then you prick

>>694580775
also check my dubs >77

>first time posting
2002

>how did I find out?
read an article about it

>how often I come here and why
every day because top tier funny posts

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>>694579527
Not proud

When
>2011

How'd'ye
>Anon

How'ftd'ye
>50-100 times a day. Mother of god

>>694579527
>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
Don't even remember anymore. Probably around 2008 or 2009.

>How did you find out about this site?
4chan memes outside of 4chan

>How often do you go to this site and why?
Everyday because I'm a fucking idiot who can't come up with anything better to do than to keep going on this piece of shit website.

>>694580710
>Everyday, because I have no real hobbies

>>694581042
>Everyday because I'm a fucking idiot who can't come up with anything better to do than to keep going on this piece of shit website.

I'm starting to understand \b\ now. It's ok we're almost the same.

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>Sometime late 2003

How did you find out about this site?
>Looking for guro forum, saw this site had a guro board

How often do you go to this site and why?
>Now just once a week

>>694579527
2010
http://www.bbc.com/news/10506482
everyday

>>694581623
Did he really go to NK?

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>>694580254
>without knowing jackshit

>>694581563
Then lucky to met you here today.

>>694579527

>2010 i think, not sure

>someone sent me a link of a porn gif, it was from /gif/ and it was beautiful. Then Ibrowsed other boards, lurked more, and lost my soul bit by bit. Now I'm here forever.

>everyday. it's awful. god has forsaken us all.

>>694579527
>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
About 3 weeks ago
>How did you find out about this site?
I already visited it 4 years ago but I didn't find it that interestig back then, not sure how I found out tho
How often do you go to this site and why?
4 hours per day, mostly because I'm bored

>>694582351
>lost my soul bit by bit
kek

When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>2009 is when i started lurking, 2011 is when i first started posting.

How did you find out about this site?
>I dont know

How often do you go to this site and why?
>Basically every day, i seriously dont know why, you are all cancerous niggers.

>>694582159
XDDDDD

>>694581969
no

>>694580626
>There are only 3 questions to answer. Nothing else.
problem detected

I will just tell you one thing. The only websites I ever go to now are


YouTube

Twitch

4chan

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
September 2011 >tfw newfag
How did you find out about this site?
Googled something and found /b/ by accident.
How often do you go to this site and why?
Almost every hour of every day because I can't stop.

>>694580072
Thats the problem

>>694582936
How do you enjoy watching people playing games for hours? o.o

>>694580072
>I'm just a guy who likes this site.
This speaks for it self.

Also, lurk moar before you post anything.

>>694579527

2005, I don't remember what month.

I was searching the web for something which was new to me at the time: chans. Found this one.

I rarely ever come here, anymore, just happened to be here, today. (Last time was maybe a year ago?)

Was really shocked when I saw Moot sold the site. It's been absolute, total, non-stop summer since then, which is another reason I don't come here much, anymore.

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like end of 2014. from hiddenlol. when i want to see bigger failures than me

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When is the first time you started posting on this site?

>January of 2006

How did you find out about this site?

>YTMND ventrillo chat. Someone was browsing /b/ and talking about all the porn and gore that's on there. It sounded like my kind of site so I googled "fourchan b" and found it.

How often do you go to this site and why?

>Just depends what I've got going on, lately I've been getting on everyday, but I've taken a lot of breaks. Main reason I come here is for the lols.

>>694583289

I heard Germany's planning on turning Auschwitz into a low-income housing development.

>What a gas!

>>694583222
Summer is just a mindset where usual /b/tards think they can act like kids and get away with it.

>>694583418
Yeah for the migrants kek.

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>>694582812
>>694583214
>>694583214

>>694583475

>Act like kids
>Like kids
>Kids

>Act?

>>694583539

And Merkle too, I hope! Topkek

>>694580515
holy shit mang everyone's rolling 69

>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
2010, maybe?

>How did you find out about this site?
my brothers a massive faggot and always was on here so eventually i wanted to join in.
jokes on me, this shits just a massive cesspool and always has been

>How often do you go to this site and why?
i used to come every day for at least 3 hours, but now its just once every few days for maybe 10 minutes

thread qualities gone down, and i know bitching about traps and shit that should be posted here wont help me

>>694579527
>2006
I was 13. You ruined my adolescence.
>Dicks in my WoW guild talking about it
Haven't played that game since '11 though, thank Christ.
>Every day
My job is ridiculously easy and boring with minimal supervision. An office of my own with a door that locks and about 2 hours of work in a 8 hour day

>>694579527

>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
Sometime in 07 or 08, then stopped coming around for a few years. Been back since early this year.

>How did you find out about this site?
Friend and fellow anon.

>How often do you go to this site and why?
Few times a week, not quite every day. Depending on how boring/shitty reddit is being.

>>694579527
>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
Started lurking in 2006, posting in 2007

>How did you find out about this site?
Mate in highschool was showing me his /b/ folder
>How often do you go to this site and why?
Most days, every so often I'll get sick of it and bail for a few months then check it again out of boredom, till I get over it after another month or two. (repeat ad infinitum)

Basic rules that have proved true
> /b/ was never good, but it used to be significantly less shit
> lurk more, it's never enough
> memes that have hit mainstream and memetic sayings and responses are cancer. Used to be a place memes were made, not recycled
>newfags are cancer
>oldfags are cancer
>get is stupid

>>694583800
kek

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>>694583475
But they can't now, can they? You're gonna make darn sure of that
>pic somehow related, protip: it's you

>>694580626
>assuming everyone will comply, just because you made a thread

the boards anonymous so we can pick on you and your shitty rules. stay off reddit if your browsing here

>>694583884

>get is stupid

Now you wait one god damn second, anon.

>>694579527
>first posted early 2004 as a 13 year old
>properly got into 4chan mid 2008
>found out through newgrounds and ebaumsworld
>every fucking day

>>694583935
I can't do shit but cope with it. 2 years ago the summer got so bad I quit for like 4 months., considering it again.

>>694580789
People like you are what ruin this site

>>694583884
>Started lurking in 2006, posting in 2007
took you a year to start posting on this site

>>694583985
>shitty rules
I don't know why do you feel that i'm controlling u guys here lol

You idiots, the nsa is monitoring this thread

>>694579527
-Beginnings of 2015
-Some people saying it was fucked up
-Every time I get the chance because I feel like I finally belong somewhere, I browse /x/ regularly too

>>694584428
>implying any organisation gives a shit about real problems.

>>694584396
because you think even if you give /b/ the simplest amount of rules it wont be translated into "WOW HES MAKING ME HIS PERSONAL ARMY"
we're all here because we think being social anxietic retards is cool.

>>694580919
>2002

topkek

>>694580072
>Explain why am i cancerous?
You're one among many parasites that ruined this place. You helped shaped this place into what you wanted, completely disregarding the users here before you. Now there's a severe lack in original content and any that gets created is shot down because it's not pepe. Old content is used incorrectly. OP posts "will deliver" without any intention of actually doing so. When the opportunity for lulz arises, it's not taken. When gore-esque threads show up just for the lulz it's flooded with posts such as "kys", "MODS MODS MODS" and "you sick fucks". Anons used to post interesting stories in the form of greentext. Greentext is used incorrectly. Any long post-ANY long post is suddenly copypasta. Anons are to lazy to read. The list goes on and on.

tl;dr: /b/ used to be unique and interesting but now it's just like every other site on the internet, and it's your fault.

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>>694584217
>Moot, summer, traffic, etc., oh wth you probably don't even know that post

Buddy you could've been gone for a lot longer, noone noticed nor do we care.You are summer.

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
July 2007

>How did you find out about this site?
I was looking for a wallpaper for my new screen, from Google, I found /wg/

>How often do you go to this site and why?
I come every day, because it's borderline everytime, no limit, freedom, I feel at home when I browse /b/

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>>694584693
Well, you're right there but i enjoy rekt thread more than gore. btw i didn't know that there is a rule on how to use greentext on this site but anyway thanks.

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>>694584560
>we think being social anxietic retards is cool.
Don't include me

>>694584693

>>694584975
No, I am Autum my friend. You would've noticed but not how you think you would've.

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>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
2005, i think it was June or July

>How did you find out about this site?
i was dicking around on WoW like a tard when i saw two guys talking about it, i looked it up after that, i regret that action

>How often do you go to this site and why?
i go maybe once or twice a day
i don't even know why i come here anymore this place sucks ass

>>694581563
yooooo back when /g/ wasn't a technology board lol

>>694585279
>this place sucks ass
That's the reason why you're still here

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>>694585727
pffff yea and i'll fuck her right in the pussy

>>694579527
>1st time started postin
Early last yr

>Find out of it
Early 2000s, 2004 I think while browsing porn at library I stumbled on it back in high school, but was unimpressed by lack of consistent reasonable porn at the time so I would only pass through. Never posted or cared to do anything but porn.

>frequencies
On 4 chan every day to everyother. Last year I was on b 24/7 near literally.
But now Im not on b barely 1 a week if that, but its such shit, once youve burned out on it its easy to stay gone.
There are better boards here without constant shit

>>694580515
Holy fuck im a new summerfag and i know what dubs are, you should go try to suck start your dads shotgun

>>694580789
I wish i could end your life

>>694586429
You could always end yours sinpay

>>694580515
Eigther a godlike troll or just plain cancer to this website..

>>694586237
lurk moar kiddo, don't give attention to this faggots and don't mention /b/ outside

Around 08 when the Deoxyribonucleic Hyperdimension forums died, I needed a new place to talk drugs with people. Mainly just browse /b/ when waiting for conversation to happen on the slower hobby boards now. /tg/ wound up getting me into D&D and MtG.

>>694580187
Given the context of the thread this is a oldfag. Well done sir. I'm almost there myself.

>here since 2005. Left for a year before after moot moved from somethingawful. He was pretty much ostracized then and no one liked him much.

>i wanted to see what kind of shithole website he would make like he said with snacks.

>not really sure why I'm still here.

>>694579527
>around september 2006
>somebody on newgrounds told me about it
>all the time on my phone at work and on the shitter

>>694579527
When is the first time you started posting on this site?
>Don't remember 100%. Sometime 2011 or 2010. Still lurking 99% of the time.

How did you find out about this site?
>Just via internet. Word gets around.

How often do you go to this site and why?
>Almost everyday. Good time killer.

>>694579527
>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
2003.

>How did you find out about this site?
Older brother.

>How often do you go to this site and why?
Daily. Habit, sometimes find a goldmine of a thread that reminds me of old days.

>>694579527
>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
sometime in 2009. don't remember the exact day/month

>How did you find out about this site?
I was on some other site and someone posted some picture of something fucked up and it said:
"Doing ______ isn't normal, but on 4chan it is." (don't remember what the ______ was) So I decided to check out this 4chan thing.

>How often do you go to this site and why?
Everyday. Bored.

>When is the first time you started posting on this site?
2015

>How did you find out about this site?
Watching some Creepypasta's on Youtube, decided to take a look at the so called "4Chan".

>How often do you go to this site and why?
Daily, looking for porn or fucked up threads where the OP eats horseshit for example.