>>694573769
gay bay may

Technically there is no need for clothes in most climates but we wear them anyway because of social conventions. This leads to people's desire to be fashionable and display individuality. Hence the watches.

>>694573769
Just looking at that picture:
There is no need for this little beard (or any beard) too. It`s not that cold and we have warm homes.
There is no need for this expensive haircut too.
In fact, there is no need for any hair at all.

So why does he have it? Ideas:
1. He likes the look
2. Females like it and one needs to look good to attract them
3. In todays world it`s more important than ever to blend in with others and/or show off your wealth (with an expensive watch for example)
4. Older people (and in mean even from 25+) used to wear them for years (some even decades) before smartphones. Maybe some are used to them and dont like to change their habits.

Just some ideas. Now call me a faggot, say tldr and say im a wrist fedora wearer. (i aint. I use my phone...)

>>694574003
But if we didn't wear cloths, where would we put our EDCs?

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>>694574003
>no need for clothes

Maybe during hot summer months but most of fall and winter it's too cold and you need clothes. That's why cavemen wrapped themselves up in deer hides and shit, it's not just "social conventions".

Watches are literally wrist fedoras. Only worn to show off to women how much if a classy gentleman le sir you are.

Only people who can wear watches are people who need to be aware of time like military, police, train station operator. ..etc

I wear a watch because it's easier to glance at my wrist than fish my phone out of my pocket when I need to know what time it is. Also, phones break, are not water/shock/etc proof. Also, milfag so it's against regs to walk with your phone.

>>694573769
I like watches so I wear them
black people invented them so I show them my support
they look cool

>>694573769
itt virgins 4ever discuss fashion

Women like it. It hurts better than a fedora when you fist fuck them.

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>>694574200
>no need for beards

Weak bearded faggot detected. When you're an actual man with facial hair, it sucks shaving around your mouth. It makes sense to leave it and let it grow. There is a practical purpose.

>expensive haircut

Literally just a $17 cut from greatclips if you know a decent stylist.

Attracting females is the only real reason, but it only works if you look like and have the wealth and status of leo. For the average neckbeard it's just the same as his gentlemanly fedora. He thinks it shows his class off to women but instead it's just cringey as fuck.

>>694573769
it's easier to glance at your wrist than it is to reach into your pocket, your moron

>>694574603
You do realize that if you fist a normal girl you'll rip her vagina flesh severely and cause her to bleed profusely, right?

>>694574781
tits or get the fuck out

>ITT: Fashionable gentleman defend their cringey obsolete accessories

>>694573769
My Job requires I wear one every day. So, yeah.

>>694573769
Literally no need for a cellphone in the age of wrist watches.

>>694573769
It's more convenient to look at your wrist than to fish your phone out of your pocket every time you want to check the time.

>>694574843
bullshit.

My watch never goes flat, my phone does

>>694574781
> vagina is a fragile thing

Gtfo virgin

>>694574700
>ITT: Twelve year olds say facial hair is manly
>ITT: Twelve year olds think looking presentable is cringe
>ITT: Children are b&

>>694574883
I'm a pilot. The FAA require I have "a clock with a second hand" at all times on duty.

>>694575093
It isn't fragile, but it isn't made of rubber either, virgin. It takes months of stretching a pussy before a man can put his fist in it dumbass.

>>694575149
Your cellphone has that.

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>>694574331
You are an idiot that has probably never worked a day in your life. You will not always have your cellphone on your person, unless you're one of those faggot millenials playing pokemon go nonstop. I like the ability to just glance at my wrist to know the time. Kill yourself if you think having a watch is equivalent to wearing a fedora. Fedoras serve no purpose, watches are extremely useful.

I use my watch to track my running.

>>694575203
>this
Dude at least three of the people I've been with sexually bled at least a little and they weren't all even first timers

>>694575149
post a time stamp of your wings within 2 minutes or you're full of it.

>>694575241
Maybe, but we have a list of "required duty items" and watch is on it. So I wear one. Pay attention next time you're at an airport and you see pilots (flight attendants too, actually) walking around. They all will be wearing a watch.

>>694574700
I have a beard and a pretty decent one too. My point still stands and i would even add that SOME people (whoever it might happen to be) are getting their egoboost from having a lot of hair in their face and telling others they are "weak bearded". I would assume those people are not only weak minded but even more weak bodied.

To the haircut: The one in the picture surel was expensive, even if one could do it for less money. Missing the real point mr. weak-mind. Here's a hint: It was not about his haircut but the part after that. You know- the one about having hair in general is not needed.

The thing with the attraction was not limited to the watch itself (again, you might want to improve your reading ability). Good luck with that

>>694575203
>It takes months of stretching a pussy

Stop dating 16yo teenagers underaged faggot. That's not my fault if you never fucked a real women over the age of 25, piece of shit. Kill yourself.

>>694575203
I have a rather large penis. Not in length, but in girth. I have caused many women to bleed.

>>694573769
>abuses the word "literally"
>opinions discarded
fuck off, dweeb. Have a little bit of class in your dredge of a life.

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>>694575409
>virgin getting rustled

>>694575435
my dick is so big i cant even have sex except for with blue whales

>>694575409
are you implying that the 25+ woman you have fucked all had that flabby flabbity flabs that you could get your fist in there??
Im no youngster either (still on b...god damn..) but my woman over 25 were all pretty fit and tight. Sure not like a 16 years old but far far faaar away from getting a fist in their, even with training

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>>694575256
>faggot detected. Watches are as useful as the big miserable queer Leonardo dicrappio

>>694574221
You don't wanna know

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>>694575301
Here's the uniform section of my closest

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>>694575400
I can taste the butt devastation in the air.

Let me guess, you recently purchased a brand new wrist fedora to show off your classy status and now you feel retarded. It's ok bro.

>>694575810
women come in 2 varities

1) pure virgin with ultra tight vaginas
2) slut whores who have had sex with vaginas so wide you could drive the universe through them

>>694574200
I wear a wristwatch because it is more fashionable and attractive that pulling out your cellphone. It shows others you have fashion sense and aren't a social autist.

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>>694575888
Shit I put 21 for the date. Here...

All of you fags forgot that wristwatches are ideal for working out, too. Having a brick shaped watch is the least convenient way to look at the time.

Of course if you have no need for one (like, you're 14 and going to school), then you're a child. If you also have no use for one in older age, then you're a manchild or a hipster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muX1AMyvYYk

>>694576015
thats what i thought he meant by that

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>>694575128
Looking presentable isn't cringe. Your idea of what looking presentable means is cringe

>>694576015
I sense butthurt in this virgin. Should I bring out the doll so you can show us all where those big bad women touched your feels?

>>694575888
>8/21/2016
You're clearly not a pilot. You can't even write the date properly.

Stop taking pictures of your Dad's closet and pretending like you're a pilot on the internet, kid.

>>694575960
I allready told in the first post, that i don't wear watches, because i use my phone for that.

Please...please learn to read, kid. It will bring you so much further in live when you don't embarrass yourself like that all the time.

>>694575813
ok i agreed with you until this post. Clearly you are a butthurt beta taking your anger out at Leo. He is a good actor, and got to where he is by choosing awesome rolls (as opposed to you choosing pizza rolls)

Leo > you

>>694576071
well...that what i said. Some just like the look.
I do not wear a watch (as stated) but im far from being a social autist. Do you really think like that? Like- in the real world? You see guys with no watch and think less of their fashion and social skills?

>>694576106
you're trying to hard and forcing the tard

A fedora almost always makes you look like you have autism unless you're wearing a suit or are legitimately handsome.

A wristwatch is more of an aesthetic accessory in this era, but it does make you look more professional and can come off as a statement of class depending on how nice the watch looks.

>>694576110
Except you look like a fucking retard checking the time. Imagine you're on a date, in a suit, fancy restaurant, and you pull out your cellphone to check the time. Maybe coins fall out of your pocket, you look clumsy and watches are a status symbol (but muh logic.) Tough shit. Maybe we don't NEED them, but they are! Being a grown up means dealing with the world they way it is now not the way we wish it was. In this world if you want to look good, include a watch in your wardrobe. The. End.

>>694576297
Lol. Ok.

>>694575149
lmao any IFR certified aircraft has a chromometer installed per the MEL.

>>694576106
Huh? So what now dipshit- is it the 1 of august allready where you live or do you live some months in the past?
Anyway im not >>694576297 but im starting to doubt youre a pilot too

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>>694576415
> Leo wasn't acting in Gilbert Grape and he's been sodomized by me
> deppster

>>694576541
Sigh. I know.

>>694576662
Johnny Depp is legitimately overrated.

>>694576622
Doesn't change the fact that the FAA requires me to have a ticking second hand on my person.

>>694576740
What FAR specifies you need a watch with a "ticking second hand" ?

>>694576208
Hehe- and looking like a 16 year old swagger isn't? Every woman with a little bit of taste and class would laugh at you and asks you, if your mother bought your clothes.
Hey go ask them! They surely would buy you a watch too! And some nike airmax high tops, so you look cool in school ;-)

>>694576647
Oh my god, I wrote the date wrong. I check /b/ when I wake up. It's early. Crucify a friggin guy.

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I wear this every day. It's nice to have a watch when riding a motorcycle and I don't have my phone on me at work. wearing something that's pretty expensive def draws positive attention from girls

So... i was in the army. for obvious reasons they don't let us carry phones or smart phones around. Analog watches also help with navigation in an emergency.

Now i am a school teacher. I can't pull out my phone in school because kids are easily distracted. But i still need to keep time.

Make sense?
maybe i am just an old man at 29

>>694576888
You seem to have all the answers.

>>694574700
Yes, it sucks shaving around your mouth, but don't be a lazy faggot and make yourself look halfway descent. I shave my beard every God damn morning and I hate it. I prefer the shaven look, and so does my fiance and mistress

Most of the things you own and/or consume are wants, not needs, anyway. Why are you whining about wrist watches?

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>mfw i see a digital watch
as in a actual smart watch

>>694576908
You wrote it wrong....and then corrected it wrong?
You aint shitting me time traveler! Thats why you have to wear a watch all the time!

Also: What the fuck is "friggin"?? Did you try to curse, but your mother was watching the screen over your shoulder?

>>694573769
OP is too poor to buy a decent good looking watch. I love my automatic armani watch, I dont need it to get girls I just think it looks cool also it goes perfectly with a suit or a nice shirt

>>694576947
Sweet looking watch

>>694577112
It's like man jewelry.

>>694576990
Not all of them. But some more than you have, that is for sure.

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>>694576888
>woman
>taste

You don't hang out with a lot of girls, do you?

>>694577306
You don't know shit, douchebag.

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>>694577199
Thanks. It's kinda clunky but it def gets positive attention. Dudes ask what kind it is and I can tell they wanna say something shitty but when I say it's a breitling they have nothing to say

>>694577389
I do actually (yeah yeah bad word)
Why are you asking? And please don't let the answer be, because the (im sure maaany) woman you hang around don't have something like a taste in men...

>>694577442
Looks good, anon. Don't listen to these 17 year old neckbeards. Your watch def looks good.

>>694577442
Nah man it isn't clunky, as men we can get away with wearing a bigger watch. Is it automatic?

Watches are classy and if you can tell time then they're percent

>>694573769
Faggot. I wear a watch at work because I can't fucking use my phone while I work. Because I have a job. Unlike faggot OP here.

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>looks good
>girls like them

I supposed there is no need for you to have wear one though, OP. Never leaving your basement and all.

>>694577418
And still more than you. Isn't that harsh?
Maybe you should try to educate yourself and behave a little more mature. You could still catch up

>>694577083
My name is actually John Titior. I'm from the year 2036. I traveled back to the 1970s to obtain a IBM 5100 series original programming computer. I then stopped in the year 2000 to wait for a more opportune time to travel to 2036 and also keep a promise. Now I have returned to 2016 to use the bathroom. The bathrooms are so much nicer here.

>>694577719
Kekked

>>694577720
Please, you're shitting on other people because of a choice in fashion. You're a joke junior.

>>694577718
>Because I have a wage job where I'm treated like an unruly child and not allowed to make my own decisions.
ftfy

>>694577639
Yeah it's an auto. It's kinda cool to feel it wind

>>694577590
You're right. I hang out with 18yr old girls, not 33yr old single mom's who are just looking for a paycheck man.

>I'm 27 btw

>>694575128
And what are you i 13?

>>694577818
If you are still >>694576208 i would like to quote you: "Your idea of what looking presentable means is cringe"
If im a joke, you are too. AND i still have the answers.

>>694577897
No. I work with combustable materials and electronics, albeit a tiny possibility, pose a safety Hazzard.

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People literally being triggered by wristwatches...
God, I love the internet.

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>>694574200
>no need for beards
=
Anon can't grow one. Subhuman detected

>>694578022
I'm 32. And I'll tell ya, yep. It's all single moms looking for money. True story. I'm so sick of them.

>>694578112
You have autism, not answers.

>>694573769
Been wearing a wrist watch since I was about ten years old, and that was long before people carried cellphones with them. You just get used to it. Nowadays I do have a smartphone but if I need to know the time, I always check my wrist watch nonetheless by force of habit.

>>694576954
Every classroom I have ever been in has a wall clock.

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Based on the writing styles, I feel like there's a lot of Indian dudes in this thread.

>>694578022
You're kind of a creep.

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idc it's unbreakable, precise and battery lasts literally forever

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>>694577442
Nice piece anon. My wife's mom sold Breitling. These are mine.>>694577442

>>694577389
> ;-)
you're missing the real cringe

>>694578022
Well that explaines it, doesn't it? Im 25, dont hang out with 33 year olds but with about 23-27 year old student girls. No wonder your woman do not yet have developed a taste in men and my surroundings have.
Also...are you brave to be a 27 year old that hangs with 18 year olds? I don't know about your living place but in mine people like you are normaly looked down on. And they are normaly uneducated and just want to touch insecure young girls. I can understand that but why would you tell me about this, like it wasn't something emberrassing?

>>694578348
Why, because I don't need to peacock and wear flashy expensive accessories to get attention from women?

>white knight detected

>>694578354
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

-Douglass Adams, Hitchikers Guide

>>694578112
Still a little less autism than you apparently AND still more answers, swaggo

>>694578431
Some guys are creeps, they think hanging out with young girls is chill as long as they're 18. Still creepy, still really really sad.

>>694574781
>normal girl

Oh, so you think all girls in pornography are abnormal girls?

Go to a website right now and search for "amateur fisting" and you will find a bunch of really young girls not yet turned 20 perfectly capable of taking a whole hand in there.

>>694575256
/thread

>>694578460
You don't even chase women, you chase girls.

>>694573769
So why wear a fucking tie ever?

>>694578198
Why do people assume i don't have a beard because i say they are just as much "not needed" as a watch? I have a nice beard and i like people with beards. A little too much people have them for my taste, since it's such a trend nowadays but i don't need to have beard problems to see that they are not more or less needed that a wrist watch.

Also for the subhuman comment you can read this: >>694575128 and this >>694575400

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>>694578431
Kek

Good for you man.

>>694578371
hehe- i too was surprised he didn't say anything about that

>>694578365
try to unload one and you'll get about 11 to 17 cents on the dollar (assuming you bought new at retail from an authorized dealer) assuming great condition, with papers, and box. There's just no demand for it. It's a big hit. Yours are not in good shape. And these are NOT horology marvels --far from it.

>>694578365
Breitling are tacky. Especially these fake ones.

>>694578549
I quoted myself....maybe because of my autism
It was meant for you >>694578241

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>>694578718
>I have a nice beard

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Hey OP please post your feminine penis. And then take your fashion questions to 9fag, faggot.

>>694578549
Eh. I see the appeal. All the girls in their late 20s have dated boys. They dated guys in their teens and 20s so, naturally, they've grown to distrust men. They are realizing dating can actually be all about them if they just manipulate a bit. They often have kids and ARE just looking for money. But when I was 18, 19, 20, the girls that liked me LOVED me. Just for being me. But since I was a dumb young boy, I broke their hearts. Now I'm older (late 20s) and want that pure and unconditional love, but girls my age, again are playing games and trying to get shit outta me.

>>694578825
I'll never sell and I really only wear the black faced one unless I'm going to some formal event. My kids will wear em one day.

>>694578737
I think i have my answer then...
You should really try and get out there. Most people that behave like this do not end up good, from what i saw. Try educating yourself and become as much of a resprectable person that you do not have to hang out around 18 year olds to feel good.
If you work on yourself some day people at the same age as you won't look down on you anymore. I wish you the best anyway (and the girls you hang around...)

>>694578832
Arnt you a salty bitch. You actually make me feel better thinking they are fake.
>Being so poor you assume having 4 Breitling is impossible so they must be fake

>>694573769
lol fuck you pal. Keep wearing your skinny jeans faggot.

Never head of someone with a animosity towards wrist watches. fuckin loser.

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>>694578549
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep better at night. I'll take my 18yr old carefree pussy over some mid twenties ex-slut with a kid.

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>>694579285
They interferre with his katana skills

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>>694577442
nice breitling. I considered getting one but I've been loving the PAM life. I've also got a ceramic seamaster. really great watch

>>694579264
*tips fedora*

>>694576071
Hello Elliott.

A good point made supremely.

>>694574842
>obsolete accessories
as lon as you need to be able to tell the time it's not onsolete. i donmt want to look like a faggy millenial pulling out my phone every five seconds in social situations, so if i need to know the time i have a watch.

This thread is so fucking stupid.

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So we've learned that op hates watches, hates beards that aren't on necks and has mad katana skills. Good thread op

>>694579597
Well, it is NOW, faggot

>>694579040
That's really sad, fam. Child molesters probably use similar logic. Why go after women when you can just be with kids? You should kill yourself.

>>694578914
...allright, your one of those people who just NEED to believe they are superior to others so hard, they even tell themselfes that random people on the internet would lie to them about their beards.
Well, good luck in live with relying on you beard to be respected.

>>694578560
>>694578560
>really young girls not yet turned 20 perfectly capable of taking a whole hand in there.

You really think they were able to do that THE FIRST TIME THEY TRIED TO FIST???

It takes months of stretching moron.

>>694579313
That's great, you're a bottom feeder.

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>>694579673
Than teach me the way of the blade op-san so i can command respect through the blade

>>694579313
>I'll take a kid over some old beat up slut who's 25

This is why we need to build a wall.

>>694579040
then you are around the wrong 20s man.
I know a shitton of ungreedy loving and love seeking mid and late 20s. Sure they are not like 18s but they are not as bad as the one you seem to meet...
Might be because most of my contacts are students or ex-students that make money by themselfe and don't need me to carry any of their financial dutys.
Also you can look out for those who had not to much guy-experiences. Like...a lot of them had 1 or 2 boyfriends (each some years). Those are not to bad with the games either

>>694579672
lol. Yeah. That's what I said alright. Mr. Macho-lookin-fer-a-fight Jones over here. The difference between 20 and 27 is 7 years. That ain't shit. I'm not going to date 8 year olds you sick fuck. I'm just asking you to understand the psychological reasons that men should be a few years older than the girls they date in most cases. Girls mentally mature years ahead of boys. And this is all generally speaking.

>>694579798
>implying hot 18yr Olds are the bottom and middle aged slags are the real women

You're a 29yr old single mom's dream. You're going to make Stacy and little Tyquan so happy when you become their new paycheck man. Enjoy pity sex once a month.

>>694579133
No they won't, because they will have a smart phone.

>>694579437
nothing to say anymore? Just posting pics and tipping? You don't need to repress bad things in your life, when someone points them out. Just take the advice or ask, if you need some help with making yourself a better and more respected man.

My phone doesn't die, and I can check it without pulling my phone out of my pocket

>>694579644
Nah, it's been shitty from the start.
Watched serve both form and function. Calling them wrist fedoras is a bit much. With a fedora or a vaporizer everyone thinks they look cool as fuck but niether serves a real purpose. I wear a watch because I don't depend on my phone and I don't take it with me everywhere.

>>694580263
Lol whatever helps you sleep at night, you creepy human tire fire. Just know the rest of society thinks guys like you are just plain awful.

>>694580055
>18
>kid

Pick one. 18yr Olds are good to go and usually have more sexual experience than your average 24yr old guy. You know you would fuck an 18yr old if you actually could, but you can't because you have no game and instead need to show off the illusion of wealth and pathetically bribe your way into a girls pants.

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>>694580468
I think he's a stand up guy

>>694580267
I feel terribly sorry for you
>Being so poor you think a $500 phone is going to keep someone from wearing a $15,000 watch

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>>694580468
>actually giving a shit about what society thinks

Kek

Enjoy your life as a wage slave for SJW and niggers.

>>694580498
Dude 18 year olds aren't something you should be bragging about banging. It's not hard to get some young teenage girl drunk enough to forget you're a guy in his late 20s trying to sleep with a girl who's right out of high school. You're a bad person, no matter how hard you try and justify it.

>>694580093
Students are still early 20s tard face. That's what I'm saying. Golden age to meet a girl would be 19-24 I'd say. They still believe in love for the sake of love. I'm saying like, 27-30s girls are either married (cuz someone met them at the right time) bitchy, or have kids. when you go on a date with a girl in her late 20s she's been banged by tons of dudes who all passed so something must be off, is a weirdo prude with deep issues, has a kid, or is just plain crazy. True story.

>>694580111
The difference of 18and 11 is seven years. That ain't shit!

That's what you sound like.

>>694573769
it's time to stop posting

>>694579851
No blade needed. But now that you mention it, maybe it really would be not to bad of an idea for you to take a razor-blade and cut of the beard for some months. Just some time to get you to see that people might resprect you even without the beard. Or to train to be self-confident without relying on a trend and telling yourself that you are a "rrrreeeaaall man" because you have a full beard.

Just some thought. Don't think you will follow them but you should really think about it. So many of these guys i meat at the beard-supply-shops or at the barbors are so full of themselfes, that they just don't see they are compensating their insecuritys through this whole manly-man-beard-trend. That is just sadening...

>>694580684
Wrong...banging 18 year old is the fountain of youth. And Breitling are the bait.

>>694580263
Kek. Nice. True too!

>>694580498
You target young and immature teenagers for sex. Then you get online, brag about how alpha it is, and shit on guys who aren't sexually attracted to kids. It's like I'm on /b/ or something.

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>>literally no need for a wrist watch in the age of cellphones

Cellphones run out of battery. derp.

>>694580362
Lol. What?! Getta load of this goober over here. What a fucking retard. Lol.

>>694580915
Kys

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>>694580924
You're either a fag got or 40+ if you don't wanna bang out an 18 year old.

>Pic related...it's my cock you can jerk off to fag

>>694573769
Fuck off new fags, this is swag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqEOfm43e88

>>694580383
Dude. I know. That's the fucking joke. Your comment about it being stupid clearly wasn't the tipping point. I was illustrating the absurdity in most of these posts. Now you really are stupid. You'll fit right in.

>>694581119
You brag about having sexual relations with kids to strangers online. Then, you show us your dick? You've got to be on a sex offender registry or something. You're really sad, bro.

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>>694580845
There's a difference between a hipster with a beard and a man with a beard. I make my living selling things I make with my own hands. I don't wear skinny jeans and hang out at Starbucks. I choose to have a beard bc I like having a beard not nd a trend told me I needed to. Good day sir

>>694580784
>tard face
>true story
>the late 20s i know have been banged by a ton of guys, are bitchy, married, have kids or other bad things

I get the feeling i was right about you being around the wrong 20s (and late 20s) and your language /slang hardens my thought of you living in a completely different part of society than me.
So yeah...maybe you are right about your views in your sorroundings.

>>694580787
I can't roll my eyes hard enough at you. Grow the fuck up.

>>694580869
This guy gets it.

>>694581464
Some dudes don't ever wanna grow up. That's great, just don't expect other grown men to view you as their peer. You're an immature boy in a mans body.

>>694574700
But it looks like you're alone, chick's will find you

>>694575264
And no one can beat you at running? But how difficult is it?

>>694575960
There is not only button that will be de basted this time! Long life to Russia!

>>694581358
Are you the the same guy i answered too since >>694578198
Because if not, you are like me. Having a beard because you like too and it kinda fits your style of living. not caring about others.
But if you are >>694578198 then saying "Anon can't grow one. Subhuman detected" makes you excactly what you claim not to be. A wannabe-manly-man trend hopper. Maybe not the typical hipster but not less of a weak-minded man, that gets his confidence over his beard and the trend to say, man without them are somehow less manly.

>>694581868
eh...what? Was there something in my water or does not one of this guys sentences make any sense?

>>694581119
You should put a Breitling watch on it

>>694578347
You mean all dead?

>>694581885
Look anon. I don't know if you're new or old here but you should know that having an intellectual debate on /b/ is useless. People are gonna take the piss out of you just for fun.

>>694581388
Says the guy who comes to /b/ expecting civil discourse. I'll shit extra corny diarrhea in your eyes and smear the rest on your chest dressed in a unicorn onesie. See, it's fuckng /b/. Where everyone's a faggot! You think I'm out talking like this in the streets?! Your worldview is still that of a child. The world is a complex and confusing place. Intelligent, classy motherfucks can pop on here same as back-woods retards and feel free to say all sorts of dumb shit. God, I bet you still think it's a good idea to follow your dreams n shit.

>>694580869
There's somebody that gets it. Girls see an expensive watch and they think of financial security and they legit flock to you.

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>>694573769
>Pocket watches become obsolete due to wristwatches becoming popular.
People get smart phones
>Have them in their pocket
>HURR cellphones tell time no need to look at your wrist.

Wristwatches were already proved to be more convenient than pocket watches. And what is your cellphone if not a pocket watch
>Pic related

I don't often wear a watch out of work. Maybe for a nice social occassion. Usually wear one at work depending on the site whether I'm allowed to carry my phone or not.
But yeh kids just wouldnt understand.

>>694582182
MEN! Women! There is a great disease over to! Her name : the fear. One should fight a long long time against it and there will appear something great and non destroyable at the end! (civil speach)

>>694582174
Im old. 2008er
And i normally know that but
1. I had some decent conversations on /b/ too over the years. not too much though...
and 2. and this is the crucial part: I have a test at university tomorrow and am distracting me from what i should normaly do, like the dumb fuck i am...

>>694581643
Dude. Other grown men and I talk about banging whores and doing blow off their asses. It's you that they are all going to avoid. Like, seriously. Do you really think successful handsome business men and politicians aren't flying to Thailand and banging teenagers and doing drugs and laughing about it? You think that when people don't do "bad" things that karma or some shit rewards them? God damn son, it's time to wake up and take a good hard look at the world around you. EVERYONE is fucked up. Everyone.

>>694575256
Pretty much this.

>>694581415
You are just as immature as these 18 year old if you don't view them as kids.

>>694582590
Winrar. I enjoyed the Emptiness and I feel like empty, like nothing. But here is something true to me so I enjoyed seeing something to eat.

Not everyone is glued to their phone every fucking second you beta. It's you who is the neck-bearded Fedora fag. Pulling out your electronic teat every few seconds to validate your worth in this world. "Did anyone like my FB post?" I feel so good.

A watch tells the time. Those of us with jobs and lives need to know what time it is without having to have our life confirmed by a device.

>>694580924
I don't target them. I just don't get all sweaty and clammy and start putting on all my class accessories when one comes around. I swear it's like /b/ is full of autistic white knight neckbeards or something.

>>694582182
With every post you sound more like the people i mentioned. The ones here that are 24+ and dating around 18s. The one that are looked down upon.
Im sorry that you came to be one of them.

And yes- i did and will follow my dreams. Treated me pretty well the last years and i think it will do for some more. Aren't too deludet dreams though. But very nice, accessible stuff. Hard to get there but not too far away. Don't see why this would be a bad thing. And you shouldn't either! No need to reacht for the stars. But if you would like to be higher...maybe reach for the top of the mountain. If you get what i want to say....?

>>694573769
>being this poor

>>694582802
Oh brother, Jesus freak detected.

>>694574331
Or anyone who catches the train. Or anyone with an engagement that they don't want to be late to. Or anyone that doesn't want to pull their phone out of their pocket to check the time.

Also, your argument could be applied to anything. If you're not wearing New Balance or something, then you're probably buying shoes to impress people, because they likely do the same thing that cheaper shoes will do just as well. If you own a pocket knife, a Swiss Army knife with 50 tools can do the job better, that doesn't mean I want to own or carry one.

You are a literal faggot and you should kill yourself with your Swiss army knife.

>>694573769
>I don't understand fashion because I have not left this basement or my xxl t shirt and gym shorts in months

>>694583263
Sorry I don't understand why you would not like to be nice to your mother at first, and me at last...

>>694583514
You are, as they say in forums like this one, bat-shit crazy.

>>694583630
Ok. Sorry for this post then. I like being a faggot too - cruel. All with Love.

ITT: Poorfags don't understand social signaling.

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>>694583727
Is anyone else seeing this? Clearly a psyco killer or something. This person ain't right.

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This whole thread is literally just beta white knights who can only get attention from girls by wearing flashy quasi-expensive accessories.

>watches as wrist fedoras confirmed
>pic related: Every pro-watch person in this thread

>>694573769
Not to mention the "buttoning my sleeve" pose that I see constantly. Pretty gay.

This fucking thread is filled with neckbeard and cringe.
It's for style.
Fucking "wrist fedora?" Goddamnit, OP.