>>694558691
suck him off and swallow for dem gainz no homo

>>694558691
pop him with a needle

Put a 357 slug in his fucking chest

>>694558691
Pop his muscles with a needle

>>694558691
ask him if he wants to die, whatever he says after that i would punch in the throat, doesnt matter how big u are, throat is just as sensitive to everyone..When he lean forward after the punch i finish him.. You don't fuck around with something a love..

>>694558691
Slap my GF as well, got to confuse the attacker.

am i right babe?

>>694559417
And you just carry a slug firing weapon with you at all times?

>>694558691
Take like 8 fucking scoops of mutant mass and suplex him to the moon

>>694559661
You forgot to mention at which point you would tip your fedora

>>694559689
Can't tell if b8

>>694558691
Challenge him to binge drink or danger cunt

>>694558691
lol that roid-nose tho

>>694559559
stupid faggit,only betas use synthol.

Some beasts, like Piana, have been rocking the juice for 20 years and putting in the time at the gym, like real alphas.

>>694559712
don't forget the Coco pebbles.

>>694559747
Kek

>>694558691
eat big to get big right babe ?!
whatever it takes !
18 scoop !
10 meals a day !
aint no pussy

>>694558691
Pull out a knife and tell him to say sorry or I fucking slit his exposed veins

>>694559964
Oh yeah, and the 3 scoops of real food

>>694558691
Kick in the balls

>>694559747
ahahah do you think he would use his katana ?

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this kind of stuff almost never happens to us, i guess most guys aren't attracted to her. but it did happen once. she punched the guy in the chest, told him off, then drove me home and fucked me in the ass.

it was amazing.

>>694559661
he said his head grew 2 and half inches the first time he went on a growth hormone cycle.

pretty sure his throat is as bulked and re-enforced as the rest of his perfect gladiator body.

Squeeze my can of spinach and swallow it whole, then develope two arm tumors and die if cancer.

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>>694558691
Slowly unsheathe my katana while telling him to get his own bodypillow-waifu.

>>694560140
>dat synthol arm tho

>>694558691
Laugh at his ugly ass and kick it in the cunt

>>694558691
... I don't go to gay bars with my wife.

jump on his head. He can't physically touch me there.

>>694558691
slaps my palm? cuz thats my gf lul

Is it a degenerate version of Till Lindemann?

>>694558691
Take a pin and pop his bubbles one by one

>>694559747
Omfg kek

>>694560412

if you'd ever lifted a weight in your life you'd know who this monster is.

go back to your pilates faggot, we all know your boyfriend like your body limber..

Id let him fuck my mrs ....everyone else has

ITT: jealous natty cunts.

>>694559888
lul

>>694560190
Holy shit kek

Ask him kindly to leave my pillow alone.

turn 360 and walk away

>>694560756
KeK

>>694558691
Call the cyber police

>>694559409
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>>694560515

cant gain mass because your lazy? call everyone bigger a than you s roid junkie

Use roids and cant gain mass because you dont want to work hard? call everyone bigger than you a synthol junkie


Guess who doesnt care? massive cunts that have reached their peak evolutionary potential.

>>694559979
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>>694560564
Summerfags thinking the most overused unoriginal shit is funny.

>>694558691
Have you get on your knees and blow him while my GF and I walk out the door.

>>694561085
Fuck you faggot get aids

>>694561085
Zozzle

>>694558691
No need to worry. He came up and slapped I am gf's ass. That is literal gibberish.

HIV test. looks like a needle re user

>>694560210
sempai you re my hero

>>694561085
Lmao, butthurt faggot calling people summerfags because they hurt his feewings

> teleport behind him
> slices him in half with katana
> wipes bloody blade on his torso
> sheaths katana
> flip my cloak and walk away

>>694561066
Not sure if bait, but this guy (rich piana) has been roiding for 20 years and openly admits it

>>694559661
>guess who doesn't know what getting punched in the throat does.

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Fucking cancer

>>694561607
Newfag

>>694558691
suck his cock, that will teach him

>>694560305

LESBIANISMS!!!1!1!111

>>694561459
Cringe

>>694558691
>slaps you're gf's ass
>you're gf's ass
>you're gf's
>my gf
No such thing.

>>694561607

literally all me

>>694561278

?

>>694561678
Correct. Your behavior is very cringe-worthy.

>>694561607
The only post not included is
>>694559661
Totally angry samefag omfg kek lmao

>>694560140
underrated

>>694558691
Prick his arm with a needle and watch him bleed out

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>>694561862
top zoz

>>694561459
Who the fuck uses "lmao, lol, rofl" on /b/?

>>694558691
Make a cancerous thread about it of course

punch him till me girlfriend tries to push me of him

besides that guy is pretty manlet

This thread is fucked
Gg

>>694561996
people who aren't content with overusing meme garbage and like to mix it up once in a while?

>>694561607
welcome to the summer newfag cuck

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>>694558691
I ask him to sing DU HAST

>>694558691
>fake muscles
>baby dumbell
destroy his infantile legs

>>694562061

If it's an equal playing field and Rich's wife is there too... she would literally fuck you with her massive clit. She's just as Alpha as he is.

>>694562093
Seriously.
I'm out.

>>694558691
say "high five"

>>694562305

How do you know what a dumbell is, but dont know that Piana's Legs are bigger than your torso?

Call his parole officer.

Say "Du hast mich gefragt" then jam out to Du hast with roid monkey version of Till Lindemann

>>694561985
>top zoz
>>694561862
>omfg
>lmao

jezus what happend to /b/...
>be gone for one year
>/b/ turns to shit

>>694562343
>female
>alpha
id destroy her???

>>694562451
wake up, /b/ has always been shit

>>694562305
>not knowing he's going to do 100 reps supersetted with 60 reps, 3 sets each exercise with those 25 lb dumbbells

lrn2workout, that's impossible for your little faggot ass. you couldn't do that with literally no weights you faggot. fuck off retard

Tell him I loved him in The Wrestler.

>>694562451

> claims to be oldfag
> doesn't know what summerfags are.

you fucking cuck.

>>694562625
it used to not have normie memes

there for /b/ turned to shit because underaged phone using gay peaces of shit decide its their right to post here

>>694562424
>>694562636
>I'm weak, thus everyone else is weak
go back to your crossfit, faggots

Anyone got a jif of him slapping the shit out of that retard?

>>694562758
for one i never claimed to be an oldfag, secondly i do know what summerfags are and how to spot one.
Also your insult towards me has no quality and doesn't even mean anything to me.

Jab it with an Epi-Pen and call 911

>>694559661
Gimme your ring

>>694562636
Wow someone is butthurt and jealous
Just because youre a beginner you dont have to talk down on others.. crybaby skinny boy

>>694562772
well it's summerfags season, right on time since 10 years... the concept of summerfag is oldfagger than you

>>694562957
becuase you're a poser cunt.

>>694558691

First I would grab his wrist with my right hand, making an o shape with my index and thumb. Then, as I'm slowly pushing his hand down, I would spin 90 degrees and elbow his jugular and slowly sweep my feet to trip him to the ground. Lastly, I would finish him off by quickly making a chop motion to his right neck and render him unconscious.

I've been in many fights before and won. That guy has no chance against me.

>>694558691
ha ha jokes on you i dont havea gf

>>694563070
Is he too slow and inflexible for you?

>>694563007
haha, no.
>>694563017
also, haha no.

ill head of to /int/ its free of summer

>>694563005
make a video doing body weight curls for 60 reps, immediately supersetted with 100 reps triceps extension, for 3 sets with no rest between supersets and i won't immediately discredit you. this is UNWEIGHTED YOU OBESE FAGTARD.

until then you can fuck right off
>>694562842
>crossfit

you're a fucking retard. you make the video too or kys you fucking faggot

>>694563070
What if he decides to kick your knee into outer space?

>>694563236
>100 reps with baby dumbells
>not crossfit
just kill yourself already

Punch him in the fucking throat

>>694563070
>Then, as I'm slowly pushing his hand down
that's the exact moment this whole combo gets fucked. you're not budging his arm you little queer

>>694558691
ask him to impregnate her with half mutant babies

>>694563302
i didn't see you doing it even fucking bodyweight

>tells me to kill myself
>after i told him to kill himself

wow you're so smart and original. lmao at your literal mental retardation

>>694562772

>peaces

wish you had autocorrect dont you cuckfsggot

>>694563377
says the guy who does crossfit

>>694562865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flj_FgV7duQ

he fucks up the potato at 1:40

do an 8 arms workout whatever it takes

>>694563401
i am not from an english speaking country there for my english isn't quite good and the autocorrect that i do have says everything is spelled wrong since english isn't dutch

>>694563432
how the fuck are his shoulders that big

>>694558691
Would have to do something. Would definitely stand-up against him and maybe take a swing... would probably die though

I would call the police and have him charged with assault, obviously.

>>694563565
steroids

>>694563432
he doesnt even close his fist, what a poofter.

Ask to take a pic and have a drink with him cause Rich is a cool dude.

>>694563565
He left humanity behind

>>694563539
Waar kom je vandaan?

ask for selfie plus sign my phone

>>694563418
i don't do fucking crossfit you utter fucking retard

holy fuck how retarded are you?

>uh high reps=crossfit

you're too dumb for me to talk to. bye. thank you for reminding me there are people this fucking retarded who exist.

>>694563432
hoylshit that kids voice, is he a real retard and that cunt actually hits him?

>>694558691

tell him I'm a big Rammstein fan and I love his work

Laugh because he looks so funny, and carry on

>>694563432
TL;DW

what did the kid do ?

>>694563716
>blah blah retard
>blah blah not crossfit
no one cares crossfag

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i inject my dick with insane amount sythol and fuck him in the ass with my silicone dick to establish dominance.so alpha bruh so alpha.

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>>694558691
I'd leave humanity behind COME ON

>>694563689
Noor-Brabant natuurlijk, ik ben toch geen homo of wel dan?

>>694563716
you know roids dont magically make you grow muscles right?
You actually have to make an effort at the gym, and the roids allow you to grow faster...

that dude has a polished routine, and hes massive because of it.

you believe in 8 rep sets, which is why you cant dont have mass, even if you did get on it.

>>694558691
>slaps your gf's ass
her front ass or butt ass?

>>694563896


The kid tried to start some order 66 jedi nerd shit on twitter against Piana, so he got slapped.

>>694563936
Aight, Tilburg hier! Je bent toch niet m'n enge nekbaard buurman hè?

>>694562108
Please just fucking leave there are better places for you

>>694564098
>order 66 jedi nerd shit
wat?

>>694558691

we both laugh at he's ugly fucking face.

>>694558691
>tfwnogf

Punch him in the windpipe

>>694564238
I dont understand it, Rich Piana didn't understand it, the only cunts that do are on /a.

>>694564358
*Your fist breaks against his muscular neck*

>>694563723
the kid milked it for youtube fame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs1_Pzqm5H0

>>694564238
i think its like a rebellion or something that starwars jedis had against their clones or somethin.

its in the new(ish) movies, the faggot ones with jarjarbinks, so nobody really payed attention.

>>694563949
um who ever said anything contrary to that

here we have yet another mindblowingly retarded faggot. lrn2read, fuck off until then.

>>694564563
he couldnt make it 20 seconds into the video without saying 'goddammit'.

>>694563896
After finishing their pose for the photograph, Rich Piani and Jason Genova both relaxed. Before either of them return to a normal stance, however, Jason Genova's smug smirk deepens as he proudly informs the hulking, demonic looking synthol tub next to him "I'm the king of Order 66."

>>694563896
Rich Piani brings his hand to his brow in frustration, muttering out a "You're what?" that seems even more inpatient than his usual demeanor. "I'm the king of Order 66," Jason Genova repeats the statement in his lispy, mentally challenged drawl, nodding his head matter-of-factually to emphasize his pride. "So....you ordered a 66 on me, didn't you, right? Didn't you do that once?" Rich's question penetrates Jason Genova's ears like an eager girl on prom night. But Mr. Genova, being socially inept and borderline retarded, doesn't notice the anger boiling under the surface of Rich Piani's fake smile. He feels the two are bonding over an inside joke, and continues the conversation undeterred, like a child with a fork at an electrical socket. "Noooo!" Jason says, as if he's a young school boy teasing the pig-tailed, timid blonde in class he has a crush on. "You never did?!" Rich says, barely able to contain his seething rage, his fake smile causing him to speak through gritted teeth. "I DID, actually!" Jason laughs, his smile getting even broader. "Why would you do that?" Rich smiles back at Jason - he had him right where he wanted him. "Cuz I'm....I was just joking." Jason still doesn't seem to realize the severity of the situation.

>>694563896
The situation quickly spirals downwards, with Rich growing increasingly angrier and Jason quivering in fear. Finally, Rich agrees (for the both of them) to a slap boxing bout of 5 seconds to settle the score. "You ready?" Rich starts with a quick right, and Jason giggles nervously. He slowly raises his right hand to slap Rich back, but hesitates, and Rich hits him with a dizzying left. This stuns Jason, and he stumbles forward not unlike a baby who has just learned how to walk. Rich's forced smile gets more intense and sinister as he gets another quick left and right combo in. Jason stumbles backwards. "You ready?! You ready?!" Rich taunts the retard menacingly, as people gather in the background. The crowd is both uncomfortable but enthralled, some of the scummier among them recording the event from their devices. No one intervenes to save the retarded man. Rich continues his assault. "You ready?! YOU READY?!" Another quick two-hit combo. "You ready, YOU READY?! YOU READY?!" Another two slaps. "Are we good?" Rich asks Jason, as if he was the one who should be asking the question. The two shake hands for the 74th time that day.

>>694564563

its sort of fake.

Rich always turns bright red when hes actually working out, and he always listens to tunes.

he didnt even break a sweat in that vid

Attend her funeral

>>694564687
>contrary

where did you learn to speak faggot, in a english boardschool?

you sound like a massive homo.

>>694564113
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nee natuurlijk niet. ben de gij toevallig chillburg?

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/pol/ here, steroids are degeneracy.
I would shoot his ass into the molecular world.

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>>694559661
instructions unclear. you are now dead on the floor.

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>>694563312
kek

>>694565140
he did struggle a little with the last reps

and it's hard to break a sweat by just starting to exercise triceps though ... unless you're in the middle of a heavy exercise or something

>>694565555

>>694565453
>Representative of all of /pol/
>Is a massive faggot
Go figure...

>>694565140
check out Rich with Mike O'Hearn if you wanna see what a real strong man looks like next to Rich

Rich is all fluff with no strength

>>694565999
Trips of truth

>>694558691
would they be anything left of my gf's ass to be angry about?

>>694566116

bodybuilding isn't about strength dipshit, it's about aesthetics, thats why theres a beauty pagent and not lifting sessions at their meets.

>>694558691
>he doesn't know i don't have a gf
>my gf is my hand
>my hand's ass is my ass
>rich piano slaps my ass

PLS GOD I ACCEPT

Pop his saline filled arms and chest with a needle, and then shove "REAL FOOD" down his throat. That is all

>>694566259
then you should really check that video out to see how good Mike O'Hearn looks compared to your syntholed up shitbag

Everyone above this post has a micropenis

>>694566625
Everyone below THIS post has a footlong

>>694565999
>H-he is a faggot because he isn't a degenerate
fuck off, bitch tits

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I do a quick no-fuss 8 hour arm workout and inject roids directly into my scrotum, gotta confuse the body.

SHOOP
AHHHHHHHH

>>694566625
>>694566804
>tfw both

ha it's true, i have a 6 inch dangus

>walking down crowded street in austin texas on halloween night
>nigger piches my gfs ass behind us
>gf flips out and i turn around
>only one nigger there
>i didnt do shit
>beta as fuck

if there is ever a next time i will do something even if i get my ass beat. feeling that beta fucking sucks.

>>694558691
Pull a pin out and pop him

>>694566401
are you gay for o'hearn or something

chill out flamer

>>694566919
>Next time happens
>Gets shot by nigger
>Realizing in death beta as fuck is better than dead as fuck

>>694567086
would rather be dead than beta.

>>694558691
https://youtu.be/tIZGSXjco8g?t=480

>>694567159
"Rather be dead than beta" - Ned Stark

>>694567249
kekd

>>694561607
Ur trying way too hard to be the edgy little kid that tells everyone how unfunny they are

>>694558691
Pull his pants down and see how far his dick hangs below his balls.

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>>694563432
What the fuck is order 66? stop saying star wars shit

Shake his hand and respectfully ask him not to do that again, as I know my female friend would not enjoy that kind of attention and will file a rape charge lol

I use the meathead trick which I saw this tiny nerd kid in high school use once.
I smile, laugh, make a loud jock like noise "OHHHAHHHYABRO" Offer the legendary double high 5.
When he inevitably raises both hands out of instinct.
Kick to the ballsack.

Honestly was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
5 foot 100 pound kid called Wayne dropping the schools sports captain.

>>694566994
go back to lifting your baby weights, Rich

Beat the shit out of that immobile pile of synthol
Seriously bodybuilders in general and especially that shitlord aren't functional anymore.

>>694568004
Jujimufu
That is all.

>>694558691

get on my knees and worship that alpha cock, clearly he is the dominant male

>>694558691
stab him, big guys hate the sight of blood

Tell him to work on his wimpy ass chest

>>694558691
stick my dick up his nose, fucking nostrils can fit a black dick

Magic Missile!

>>694559661
never fought a boxer before eh?

Throwing a fucking pokeball at his head.

>>694558691
punch him cus he has fake steroid muscules

>>694563565
synthol

>>694558691
cut his nose back to shape

>>694558691
Ask him why he slapped my hand then jack off

>>694563257
Then poof, there it goes.

>>694564238
basically the kid got people to troll his twitter and basically get it shut down

>>694571613
>Fake steroid muscles
Someone doesn't know how anatomy works...

>>694558691
De-pants him and laugh at his tiny cock

>>694558691
pin prick his "muscles" and watch him deflate

I love Dolph Lundgren I'll always let him slap my wifes ass if he wants