What is that?

>>694556923

A fingerbox.

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>>694556804

I don't have any pics because it was lost in the move. I've been meaning to get a new one. Thank you for reminding me

>>694556804
Dude! That's a sweet one.

I sold/gave away all my fingerboxes. =/

>>694556923
It's literally fucking labelled.

Still got one my dad made for me when I was 7 sitting in the attic somewhere. He made it out of maple and used pins to lock it together. I remember playing with that shit for hours....

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Dude, have you seen the kinetic fingerboxes they have now? It's fucking crazy.

>>694557018
that sucks dude, I used to have two, don't know where the other one went though

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>>694556804
german fingerboxes always had the sturdiest design

but i think i prefer the japanese ones
>pic related

not mine, but i had a similar one, also made out of bamboo

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>>694557023
How the fuck did you have enough money to afford multiple fingerboxes? Granted, I came from a lesser income family but come on.

>>694557163
too fancy for me, imma stick with a good old fasioned one holer

I used to have a brushed aluminum finger box but I sold it for a game boy lol

>>694557163
I feel like being able to entertain yourself by manipulating the fingerbox(es) kind of defeats the purpose of a finger box.

What in the hell are fingerboxes
>millennial here

>>694557235
I didn't have any other toys. I didn't need anything else. I'd just ask for a fingerbox a year for birthday/christmas combined. Had about 7 of them.

I also attempted making some myself, but they all fell apart.

>>694557322
Bet you regretted that decision

>>694557345
Its in the name dude.

>>694557365
Yeah I don't even use my 3ds anymore

>>694557345
That makes you underage

I remembered all the kids wanting to come over to my place all the time to play with fingerboxes. their parents bought them shit like LEGO lol

this is a tired ass joke and i'm here to tell the newfags, summerfags, 9gaggers and redditors like this poor guy here >>694556923 that you shouldn't fall for these faggot's tomfoolery: finger boxes are just a tired ass joke and they're not real

i still have my grampas finger box that he got in europe in the second world war, hold on guys ill take a pic

>>694556804
whats a fingerbox and where do iget one?

>>694557427
nvm, Im wrong

>>694557345
I guess it is summer after all

>>694557487

:O

YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT

GTFO you stupid bitch

>>694557487
go back to cuck and gay sex threads faggot

>>694557487
oh come on dude, we're just trying to have fun, its not like there are any good NEW jokes on 4chan

>>694557638
woah

>>694557638
woah, you could fit your whole hand in there

>>694557551
how about you grab your retarded and outdated joke and GTFO?

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>>694556804
I love fingerbox threads.
I sincerely love them.
I got this model (pic related) and yes, I know, it's modern and you'll call it an iFingerbox etc.
But it has six holes with six different textures.

>>694557645
he's the kind of faggot who explains magic tricks at magic shows and feels superior because he can tell "it's not real" as if everyone at magic shows actually believes in magic

>heh it was in his hand all along

>>694557638
Oh man that is classy. The rivets and handle are amazing.

Iv got an Invictus MKII in the mail, im soooo excited. Yeah sure, we all know how much the MKII's can be even second hand but ever since my Figerloop FS broke iv been itching for some more higher quality stuff

>inb4 richfag

>>694557381
>>694557427
>>694557542
You know what fags, fuck you. I just wanted to fucking knw what a fuking finger box is imsorry please do not hate no one fucking loves me I just don't want to be alone and I want to be cool please just tell me what they are

>>694557803
>just tell me what they are

they're a bit like your mom

>>694557604
dont call me a faggot dude
you know /b/ is gay friendly and you're bound to hurt somebody's feelings

>>694557796
Still dude you can't imagine how painstakingly difficult it is to make yourself a new one EVERY TIME it wears out.

>>694557862
/b/ is not a monolithic entity stupid fuck

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>>694557764
... like so...
<--- pic related

Some of you will protest and say it's too busy, that each fingerbox must only have one texture/hole for the sake of purity.
Don't knock it though, modern versions are just as cool as the classics.

>>694557803
Its an old meme

Some kid on youtube once fucked his finger box and got a splinter in his dick. FINGERbox, not Dick box

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>>694557347
Yeah, self-made is really one of the most rewarding type of fingerboxes, tbh. You'd think they'd be easier to make at home but fuck if they aren't a bitch to get just right, especially when you're young and penniless. I've tried my hand a couple times at home, but to no avail. I read once about special kits you could find online but I never really found anything on Amazon or Ebay. Feels bad, man

>>694557861
Im not joking Im serious. Is this even real or are finger boxes just a joke

>>694557943
>entity
whatever dude
ive been here since 2004 so i know a thing or two about /b/
you're all just newfags and your faggotry knows no bounds

>>694558041
is your mom real or is she just a joke?

>>694558041
see
>>694558039

>>694558041
Are yoyo's real? We're you once a child?

>>694558019
I always liked the antique fingerboxes, the new ones are cool and all, but I always thought there was a charm too the older ones

>>694558089
oh sorry, old one. tell us of days past...

both you and I know you've discovered 4chan when classes ended

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>>694558041
Did you eve have a childhood, or are you still in the process?

>>694558120
tru

>>694557688
>>694557666
>>694557795
Dubz and Lucifer agree!

>>694558296
Im sorry im only 9

>>694558208
i witnessed the beginning

>>694558362
>im only 9

for 4chan thats about average

>>694558041
trolls say its a meme but fingerboxes are actually real

In my country (Argentina) people buy Uruguayan origin, very good indeed.

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>>694557764
>>694558019
>>694558175
It's not like they didn't make multi hole boxes in the "good old days" though.

>>694556804
What the fuck is this fingerbox shit? Its some kind of joke, right? Seriously dont understand what the fascination is with boxes with holes in them.

>>694558041
It's sad too see whats happened to kids these days, they're too busy on their gadgets and do dads, they dont even know what a finger box is : (

>>694558464
is the purple heart wood?

>>694556804
This HI LAAA RIOUS thread again

>>694558472
FUCK YOU TRY HARDER BRAIN DEAD FAGGOT TROLL

Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.
The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.
The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

>>694558472
dont forget thingamajigs, they're always dicking around with thingamajigs

This thread is just newfags thinking they're tricking other newfags

>>694558428
Oh cool how do I find them

>>694558636
a true fingerboxer builds his own

much like a jedi builds his own lightsaber

>>694558041
finger boxes are real. but theyre not what you think they are

>>694558618
And here you are.

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>>694558507
I think so, dunno.
I wish I could afford the Aye suitcase.
But I'm not rich.

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I've been learning how to craft finger boxes for the last 30 years. here are a few i finished recently.
i think i'm getting pretty good at it
i know the design might seem weird but it's kind of my trademark and i feel it offers a unique experience that connoisseurs will enjoy
thoughts?

>>694558571
This is like not tipping because its not illegal

>>694558772
those are birdhouses

>>694558618
>/thread

>>694558772
interesting vertical design

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>>694558760
They do make a cheaper version though.
>>694558772
I like the camouflage, to an outsider those looks like birdhouses. Cool gimmick, I'd buy one.

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>>694558618
On the contrary; I have a genuine enthusiasm for fingerboxes. Have you tried to actually get one? They're quite expensive, and A-Yo has gone on to rainbow art and similar things. The new-school fingerbox artists just aren't the same.

>>694558860
No they aren't

Fingerbox = fleshlight for kids

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Your parents all hated u

>>694559015
A-yo is too expensive.

>>694558986
>>694559031
you faggots cant teach me shit about fingerboxes

i know my fingerboxes

>>694558158
Are you real? We're you even will Smith's son?

>>694557345
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Finger_Box

>>694558041
They are both.

>>694558618
we meta now

>>694559208
I will not believe your lies

I remember getting hard into fingerboxes back in college. That shit is an expensive hobby, but well worth it. I had a limited edition Harbstandt's Wurmwood. That baby was the shit.

Ahhhh, good to see this thread. Makes me wanna get my collection from the attic.

>>694559208
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ay-O

fingerboxes ARE real

>>694558571
Fuck outta here, like you know what a finger box even is.

>>694559133
Pay closer attention to how precisely my finger boxes are crafted
i think it's clear that they are authentic finger boxes

Never heard of those in my -life but I did come from a small town so whatevs. Doesn't look like I missed out on much tho... Lols

Anyone ever try putting razor blades inside a finger box or is that to difficult to avoid getting cut when you finger it with a learning gesture.
I know nails are popular
and even shards of broken glass for the hardcore finger boxers
but what about razor blades?

>>694559779
stupid

fingerboxes are a source of fun, joy and pleasure, not pain

>>694559779
I've seen it done, the problem with that is they get dull with use

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Literally what is a fingerbox I'm confuse

>>694556804

Timestamp that shit poser faggot

>>694559133
Are you saying that you wouldn't put your finger in those boxes? They look decent to me, even if they do look like birdhouses, they definitely look far superior then the average birdhouses when it comes to finger boxing
those holes looks pretty fucking good IMO

>>694559675
you probably just had a shit childhood then, lol

>>694559885
Some people have crazy fetishes, my one friend cant enjoy a normal fingerbox anymore

>>694559885
There are Ayo boxes with nails inside them. the point is that you are meant to be very careful not to hurt yourself. it's a fucking rush

I can't believe I have never heard of a fingerbox before. I wish I really want one now. Does anyone know where I can buy one?

>>694560113
Yes, exactly. And it's not impossible to carefully touch a razor blade without cutting yourself.

It is a thrill for those who enjoy difficult finger boxing

What is inside the box?

>>694557487
what makes someone post something like this?
tublr is the no-fun area.

>>694559885
Dude, the sensation of your finger inside the box coming into contact with the danger of a razor blade is an orgasmic rush like no other

even if you do accidentally cut yourself, the sensation of fingering the box combined with the endorphins is incredible

it's called extreme finger boxing and it is amazing for true thrill seekers

>>694560471
your finger

I've heard rumors about the creation of electronic finger boxes, where some heat up and others can zap you etc

>>694560528
just enjoy the fucking box, that is just batshit what you are talking about

How much time do you spend everyday finger boxing?

I personally spend about an hour with my finger box everyday, it is fucking addicting

>>694559106
if you never had one, your parents must hated you

>>694560336
>Does anyone know where I can buy one?
I tried to find an original ay-o fingerbox, but you can't find them on the internet. I spend hours searching.
A few weeks ago I found one at a local junk dealer.

>>694560928
I mostly use it when I'm watching television or listening to music or audio books.
I did bring it to the cinema with once.

>>694561305
see
>>694558986

Google for them, but the A-yo's ain't cheap.

>>694558986
>'91
Nice b8

>>694561670
They still make discount versions, that was the picture I could find at short notice on the interbutts. Jeez, dont' be so literal minded

>>694556804
Shit, I used to have a lot of finger boxes, I always painted them with homemade "comics" on each side and then something to tie them all together on the top

I'll go see if Amazon sells them

>>694564007
They don't

when i have a child, i will buy him or her a fingerbox for his first birthday

This brings me back! I had a classic BMW and it took it to some weird looking bait shop sort of place in Chinatown. I was a bit skeptical at first, but she sure was a beauty! They redid much of my interior and even carved 4 finger boxes into the dash for passenger enjoyment. They looked and felt just like the quality bamboo finger boxes I had heard so much about. I showed my parents, and my mom thought it was some sort of masturbation device, you know how old people are. She kicked me out so I got my things and left. I ended up crashing that BMW, and it rolled into a lake, and I was heartbroken. I got a new car with insurance, and as soon as I got it, I drove straight back to that Chinatown, and went back to that bait shop thing, but they were closed down. Something about how the shop wasnt sanitary, and there were rats living in it, so I never was able to replace those magnificent finger boxes.