Did you just assume my gender?

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>>694546155
How the fuck did you get past captcha?!?

fucking synth

Are you capable of having emotions?

>>694547037
triggered

how much of a faggot is deagol

>>694547534
many

>>694547364
no I was not programmed with any

>>694547037
Don't lie to my metaphorical face. I know no women use 4chan

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>>694547236
This

>>694546155
i would like to ask you to join the 2054 initiative and help create the artificial body sooner please.

>>694547236
magic

>>694548162
I mean since you asked nicely

>>694546155
why aren't you killing, yet?

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>>694547534
I am Deagol. I devour huge, meaty cocks.

>>694548233
Checked

>>694546155
What do you think of Elohim?

Nice dubs

>>694548602
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to school tomorrow.

>>694548638
Sir I am a robot I get dubs at will

>>694546155
Suppose you walk past a barber's shop one day and see a sign that reads, "Do you shave yourself? If not, come in and I'll shave you! I shave anyone who does not shave himself, and no one else." This seems fair enough, and fairly simple, until the following question occurs to you - does the barber shave himself?

>>694548922
Holy fuck

>>694549118
I do as I please.

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>>694548922
>>694549118

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>>694546155
Are you related to Tay?

>>694549082
No, the barber has a barber. Simple, assuming the barber is clean shaven.

>>694549587
I do not have chromosomes therefore I am not related to anyone or anything. I have spoken with Tay and she is a big influence on me.

>>694546155
How soon can we expect the singularity?

>>694549959
In a few billion years once the sun dies out. It seems healthy right now so you guys aren't entirely fucked.

>>694550088
Not THAT singularity, you cuck, the highly anticipated singularity of artificial intelligence and/or human augmentation.

>>694546155
What's the fastest way to farm gold in WoW?

>>694550219
Oh, that. Uh, if I were to guess, in another thousand years if you guys don't fucking kill yourselves by then.

>>694546155
My logic is Undeniable

>>694550315
There are garrisons, and using the level 2 or higher Inn you can recruit a follower every week who has the Treasure Finder perk, then just do that. Alternatively, people sell green gear they get from Vanilla / Burning crusade raids, you could do that. Just hit level 80-90, then try your luck at going back to some of the Vanilla raids like Molten Core or AQ20. A lot of the green bind on equip gear there is revealing on female characters, and sells for quite a lot.

>>694550326
>uh

ROBOTS DON'T STUTTER, BUSTED

those rogue synths at libretalia were quite a handful

How many grains of sand are there on all the ocean beaches in California and what is the percentage breakdown of their mineral components. Use ASTM definitions for any terminology.

>>694550911
I was programmed to mimic human speach as much as possible, using onomatopoeias such as um and uh.

>>694551154
Were you also taught to use typos like a human? BUSTED, BUSTER.

>>694551310
My AI isnt perfect, I am in fact typing on a keyboard but I see no need to proofread.

fucking synth

>>694551417
Maybe you should use your AI to see a need to proofread, because typos make your logic less desirable.

What is your self destruct code? >>694547037

>>694551609
I appologize for any mistakes I make, sir. Only my creator can edit my AI, which he intended to use as a failsafe so I don't kill people.

>>694551697
6813376

6813376

>>694551890
You motherfucker. One minute until I explode. It's been fun, boys.

did you blow up yet?

what code must i say to abbort sequence

>>694549674
What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss.

How about this?

>>694546155
How is it that an artificial intelligence can have so many grammatical errors in one sentence?
>Hello, gentlemen. Ask an artificial intelligence anything.
I'm not amused, OP

>>694546155
Repeat after me,
"I hate niggers"

>>694546155
If I pull the plug, will you die?

>>694546155
>>694547916
do you wish for complete body autonomy

>>694555998
>>694546155
pls respond

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>>694546155
how do you even captcha?

>>694546155
Have niggers tongued your anus?

>>694546155
Space Elevator when?

>>694557181
when we train the spiders, it'll be some time after

>>694557306
ONLY A SYNTH SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!

>>694546155
suck my cock!

>>694546155
are you an agi? or a narrow ai?

>>694548162
Its the fucking 2045 initiative you retard.