Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew ThreadPreviously on :694527913Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo
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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on :>>694527913
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>694543317
It's not because of the "ships" its because you two are getter so fucking worked up over something that doesn't even matter. All I want is for you and mocha to shut up about your retarded ships. They mean nothing. So what some anonymous person on the internet wasn't giving you "cummies"? No one cares that another anonymous individual flirted with you over 4chan. It doesn't matter. These "ships" are autistic and they shouldn't exist in the first place because all they do is cause drama. All ships should be disbanded. They are the downdall of /waifu/. We are supposed to enjoy /waifu/ but these bullshit "ships" ruin it by causing drama. Now, please shut the fuck up about some gay "ship" you had with a cup of coffee?
>TL;DR: shut up shut up shut up literally noone cares about your gay "ships"
>>694543358
Literally what
>>694544227
>OP Pic
No and you can't make me!
>>694543992
As I said this morning, I shall remain strong in my resolve!
>>694544073
....the shoulder?
>>694544160
Is there really nothing I can do to help?
I hate all of you on rabb.it.
>>694544221
My boy, what makes you think I ever used my ac?
>>694544286
This is cute and sad boy. Maybe you wanna take some medicine to calm that autism? Go play your terrarria and scream at randoms about tanks
Claiming
>>694544474
Nothing I can think of
>>694544392
Good!
>>694544177
>>694544585
Don't get too fucked up ok?
>>694544221
>>694544665
>around 200%
HOLY SHIT. I could that in my car!
>>694544474
Ok to both
Didn't notice it hit image limit, woops.
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
>>694544577
MADMAN
>>694544780
What is even the point if I dont go big?
Go big or go home, if I aint going big I might as well drink light stuff
We're watching Twin Star Exorcist on /waifu/ Stream
and shiro is showing his pocket pussy and other assorted shit on webcam.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694544780
Smuggers
>>694544577
That's not nice ;-;
>>694544991
I'm sorry.
still here
>>694542660
>Told them both to go fuck themselves until they get their shit together~
That sounds like the perfect advice honestly. Don't need their bickering.
>>694542583
Kek why didn't he just say Team Valor and try to blend in.
>Best idol claimed
>>694544577
Truly a mad man.
Claimed
>>694544227
I've been trying to find a source/who that girl is all day
reverse image searching gives me nothing but tumblr reblogs
>>694544474
>bare shoulders are great
Yes, and of course we just run our hand down the side~
>>694544469
Whatting literally?
>>694544684
Alright... sorry if I'm being a nuisance.
>>694544585
Its cute how you think retarded "ships" matter. If anything YOU'RE autistic as you cannot understand the point I'm making. Maybe I should dumb it down for your simple mind, Gasai. Botes maek 2 much fites n sheeit. Can you understand that. People can't enjoy a circlejerk if there is drama between two autistic anons who think a worthless "ship" matters. I don't even understand how I am the autistic one. You're the one getting worked up over you're two gay boyfriends who's first names you don't even know. Now that, is the most autistic thing I've ever heard. Getting upset because some random guy (who you're not even on first name basis with) didn't give you your autistic "cummies". With that, you should take a bunch of Aspirin, slip into a warm bath and slit your wrists. No one should be THAT attached to a rando on the internet.
>>694544577
Show your face
>>694544585
I forgot to you mexicans 90 feels like 60
>>694544780
Ya nigger your literally supposed to mix a shot with like a cup of water
But tthats more for people who want to drink it all night
Like fucking 2 shots and your gone
Taste like rubbing alcohol
First time i had it i was like 13 or 14 and as soo as it hit my mouth my throat closed and had to spit that shit out
>>694545282
whatevs
rather go for the dead sister anyway
>>694545123
Isn't it~?
That was my only way out of their bullshit, it worked surprisingly well
>>694545484
Sorry! My teasing went too far this time ;-;
>>694544790
I got you fam
>>694544950
With that high level of alcohol, you're basically drinking gasoline
>>694545123
Kids are honest and innocent. Think he was around 12-15
>>694545502
FUCK
>>694545477
That's lewd...
Now watching Watamote Episode 1
/waifu/ Stream
and shiro's pocket pussy
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Claimed
>pls no bully
>>694545477
.....to my hand?
>>694545719
Teasing?! I thought you were actually upset!
>>694544227
Dat hawt pinay cosplayer.
Does she like black guys?
>>694545907
Cute tsun!
>>694545921
I was not~
Sorry
>>694545907
me right now
>>694545485
I don't care.
I don't see any other waifus that care either.
How about you just
>Chill
Get it?!
>>694545780
Lewd is good, you know this.
>>694545921
Of course! The ultimate in lewd!
>HOLDING HANDS!
>>694546114
I'm not cute or a tsun!
>>694546134
Huh?
>>694545723
Its really not that hard to find if you live somewhat country sided
Maybe ask a drug dealer?
I dont really want any because of amount of alcohol
I just want a couple of beers to unwind at the end of the day
>>694545907
>bully
I h9 u
>>694546114
How could you fool me in such a way!
>>694546234
>I'm not cute or a tsun!
Welcome to the club.
>>694546183
M-Mizore! You can't talk about such lewd acts on a Christian Imageboard!
>>694545485
*Golf clap* this is a true work of art my boy
Allow me to initiate my autism on you
>YOU'RE autistic
> I don't even understand how I am the autistic one.
You can't seriously forget where you're posting boy
>You're the one getting worked up over you're two gay boyfriends who's first names you don't even know.
Exactly what gives you this impression I am buttflustered when I am the one responding to the one whining
>Taking this time with a wallpost and ending with suggestion to kill self
Going this far for me you really got some issues boy. I suggest getting off the internet and breathe some outside air for once.
>>694545502
I dont understand how you keep forgetting, white boi
>>694545723
Jesus how high are we talking?
The fact that so many anons still name Lucky Star as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" SOL show ever only tells you how far SOL/CGDCT anime still is from becoming a serious genre. Mecha critics have long recognized that the greatest mecha shows of all times are EVA and TTGL, which were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Shonen critics rank the highly controversial Jojo's Bizarre Adventure over shonen works which were highly popular in circles around Japan. SOL critics are still blinded by moe success. Lucky Star sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Mecha critics grow up watching a lot of mecha shows of the past, shonen critics grow up watching a lot of shonen shows of the past. SOL critics are often totally ignorant of the SOL of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Lucky Star did anything worthy of being saved.
>>694544227
Yozora claimed.
What's up y'all?
>>694546234
If not a cute tsun, then what?
I can't see you in any other way!
>>694546355
Gee, I wonder how~
At least I didn't make you admit stuff
>>694546455
Soup, having autistic arguement with a lonely autist who can't seem to get off my jock
Claimed
>>694546554
>>694546554
dudes got a trash tier waifu too
>>694546455
How are you shipmate
>>694546638
And you wonder why you're autistic.
>>694546234
Oh it's nothing. A joke that goes back a month or two ago
>>694546341
I just want a taste to see what's it like
>>694546422
Illegal is around 200%. Would show you but thread is deleted
>>694546455
Yo!
>>694545719
Might just have to give this a try, usually shit like this doesn't get to me but eh I don't even want to deal with it.
How's the game going?
>>694545723
Some are some aren't. It really varies. Although I get that, he was probably spooked.
this is why we need bullying
Claimed.
>>694546749
Oh shit you did linked me something before, didnt paid attention lel
>>694546842
Comrade!
>>694546749
Go drink ethyl alcohol
Its basically the same shit
Or just gargle some isopropyl
Dont drink that shit tho
>>694546455
Sup Yozo.
>>694546537
I was prepared for a witty comeback if you tried that though!
>>694546842
Ayyyy, Sanae!
>>694546355
I don't care!
I-I'm going to hold your hand Makoto!
>>694546183
>My AC is just like my relationship with yuno
>Fucking broken as hell
Definitely shows you don't care about it if you're blogging about your retarded relationship with an anonymous guy on the internet.
>>694546422
It doesn't matter where I'm posting it
Posting on /b/ doesn't diagnose you with autism. Nevertheless just shut up and maybe commit seppuku. You have shown that you are mad at Mocha-latte for not giving you your daily dose of E-dick. This is a one-sided argument, really, you try to justify your autistic ships. And maybe YOU should go outside. Since YOU act like an immense Summerfag and a colossal faggot
>>694546554
An argument about what?
Why's he on your jock?
Jock means dick right?
Why is he riding you?
>>694546688
Nothing much, fam.
Just really fucking bored.
>>694546767
That's exactly how I was~
As Italy, I've conquered Ethiopia and Yugoslavia in 1937, I will form soon my own faction, he roman empire <3
Hitler can suck it, I will win WWII kek
>>694546960
And what would that comeback be?
>>694546996
Misquote, that was moka, faggot.
>>694546993
TOO LEWD! TOO LEWD!
>>694547087
...I don't remember. But I wouldn't have admitted anything!
>>694546749
Sup smuggy
>>694546842
Hello!
>>694546960
Nothing much, my nigga.
>>694546996
I said that as a joke because yuno fixes AC for a living
It was joke between the two of us
Also known as an inside joke
No need to be upset with a conversation between 2 anons
>>694547053
You could get in the anime stream with us
>>694546996
>Nevertheless just shut up and maybe commit seppuku
>NO YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE
>SUMMERFAG
I'm sorry are we arguign or are you just flinging shit like a kindergardner?
>>694547053
Cause hes a lonely gay fag that likes men.
>>694546902
Privet komrade.
>>694546960
Lmao
How's the night?
>>694547099
Good evening Tomo.
How's it go?
>>694547373
Guten abend! What are you up to?
>>694546767
He was even though the dude was kidding. Kid did a full 180° turn
>>694546902
In last thread?
>>694546957
That's scary sensei ;_;
>>694546842
Sorry about this but I'll say hi, how are ya?
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>694547227
Hmhm
Well you're a cute and nothing will change that for me~
>and a perv, I have a pic to prove it
>>694547227
And after that! I'll kiss your cheek!
>Lewd overload!
>>694547373
Hope you're doing well
>sleepy smug
>>694547577
I'm great, Shipmaster. Thanks. Have a great rest and take care.
>>694547556
Suka blyat~
>>694547577
I think so
Good night
>>694547556
Decent enough. I'm too particularly tired! How about you?
>>694547586
Even though I'm not?
>N-No such pic exists!
>>694547665
MIZORE, KEEP THOSE IDEAS IN /d/!
>>694547090
I really don't care. And I don't know the names of yout autistic vampire waifus from a shitty ecchi anime. Mizore is Mocha with rattata fur on her head (nerd faggot if you see this, this is how you correctly place that insult.)
Nonetheless, I don't give a fuck if you don't care. If mocha and You Know are autistic enough to care its their problem.
>>694547423
Then You Know Gaysai says
>"are you STILL on that shit"
It's not even a real relationship
First, you need to know their First name to even be actual friends
>>694547549
Maybe you are the Kindergartener since you can't spell "arguing" correctly and only use babby words. You doodyhead poopypants
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFZE-rmTZQ
>>694547556
the same really
>>694547423
Anime stream?
>>694547549
You need me to take this guy out?
>>694547556
Shitposting as usual.
>>694547577
Sleep tight smugger
>>694547943
I've posted the pic before!
Panties tangled in your legs while wearibg thigh highs~
>and your helmet
>>694547994
Bruh his name is gasai yuno
But we broke up it aint even worth talking about anymore
>>694548123
Have fun with pocket pussy
>>694548176
Rabb.it/shino83
About to watch and you thought there was never a girl online
>>694548123
Goodnight you glorious faggot.
>>694548176
Yeah faggot, it's great
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694547943
/d/ banned me for sick lewd things.
>After that we can cuddle!~
>>694548182
Have you seen the bunny outfit?
>>694546842
Heyo, how's it going?
>>694547087
Next time they bring it up I'll know what to say.
Godspeed you glorious ruler. Show them what for.
>>694547577
I want to find this video now. Sleep tight man.
>>694547994
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
WHY in the SAM FUCK are you even talking to me then? Scroll down like ANY FUCKING ONE ELSE, close your pathetic eyes its not hard to scroll down. Oh what about that filtering uh? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Why havent you filtered me yet you pathetic cuckfuck?
Jesus fucking christ I'm getting annoyed now
>No you
>No you
>No you
Boy I miss kindergarden, didnt have to fix acs in the goddamn attic that might as well be a oven and autismo overlords didnt ride on my dick so hard
>>694548176
You can't kill what dosent have a life.
>>694548523
No, and I need to see it!
>>694548562
Great~
I'll show them the glory of Rome!
>>694548642
I'm on mobile you gaylord.
You can't filter people on mobile
>>694548182
T-That's very clearly a shopped photo!
>>694548523
That doesn't surprise me, you turbo perv!
>Bunny outfit
NO SUCH THING EXISTS! NOPE!
We are starting. Some show about girls never being online or some shit,
/waifu/ anime stream still going strong
Bored ppl come on in its fun.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694548803
You sure as hell can scroll past my shit with your fat ass thumbs then but you choose not to.
>>694548875
Reported and saged
>>694548981
Fuck forgot to report and sage
>>694548848
Yeah, sure
>you have some very nice thigh high~
>>694548875
REPORTED TO AUTHORITIES
>>694548406
Shitposting on stream rn
>>694548642
Tell em to suck your dick and move on, fam.
>>694548981
Why are you reporting that anon? we are just shitposting on stream.
>>694548671
You DO need to see it.
>>694548848
I think bote needs a bunny. Don't you?
>It's so cute~
>>694549334
Advertising is irregal and Shamefur
>>694547876
"Suka", doesn't that mean,"bitch"?
How was the day?
>>694547943
Tired at night? Odd of you. What got you that way?
I'm excellent, a little bummed out due to getting out late, no biggie though.
>>694548123
Rest well friend.
>>694548168
Anything interesting happened at your job?
>>694548176
You're doing it the right way! How did the day go for ya?
>>694548562
I'm groovin' and movin'! Still the best I can be! You?
>>694549260
This queer's so thirsty, it migth be a good succ
Whatever tho
>>694549503
Nigga arent you russian?
Day was ight, ate pizza, played with bros, the works
>>694549503
no just been painting stuff
>>694549352
Could you show the bote the a bunny~?
>>694549493
Mate you are honestly the first one to do this shit and the anon who started the stream is an average user of waifu.
Everyone is from waifu.
>>694549209
.......
>Mfw got red and white ones
>I'm too tall, they struggle to pass the knees
>>694549352
N-Nope! No one needs to see something so uncute!
>>694549503
Fucked over my sleep schedule by staying up one day to go over and chill with a friend who's been down lately.
Getting off late sucks. Even worse for me, since most times it's the manager himself showing up late.
>>694544227
>dress like imaginary women
>>694549762
Its still shamefur and irregal
>>694548671
Veni, vidi, vici~
>>694549503
>groovin' and movin'
Got some music playing? Nevertheless that sounds great! I'm well, had a rough day but the night is shaping out quite nice.
>>694549661
She won't let meeeee.
>>694549819
It's very cute, you should let me show the bote.
>>694549916
im streaming anime off my subscription sites for waifu members. only inviting ppl in this thread.
>>694550091
Still advertising, Autismo
>>694550091
Maybe choose good anime
>>694550224
How exactly is it?
>>694549819
>tfw I really want to see them
>>694550024
I'll use the opportunity that the WWII will bring to conquer in the middle-east, gotta get that oil kek
>>694550070
Awww..
>>694550224
your a fagget
>>694550269
the people in here are picking
>>694549503
I blew the last of my paycheck on a fuck load of MREs and canned food.
I am confident that I will survive the apocalypse.
anyone got pics of beki knight?
britbong cosplayer, probably a slut
>>694550070
S-Show the bote what? Y-You can't show something that doesn't exist, b-baka!
>>694550286
Y-You don't...
>Thinking back, I got them because I wanted to do a Shimakaze cosplay
>Me
>Shimakaze
Good god, what was I thinking.
>>694550276
>h-hey guys check out th-this website I'm s-streaming animoo on
>bored people come on its fun
>www.insertwebsitenamehere.com
Doesn't sound like streaming to me (sarcasm in case you can't tell)
>>694550339
The people's taste is shit
>>694550602
He is streaming anime tho, we select what to watch and to continue it or not.
>>694550224
Cant advertise if he didnt give anywhere to go to in that post
>implying mods have been here within the past 2 years or even care anymore
>>694550401
But why
Military food already tastes bad
>>694550091
Reported
>>694550401
>Fuck load
3 boxes last a month. So...yeah...
>>694550467
Show the bote the picture of you all cute and dressed up! The one you sent me that exsists!
>>694550224
I'll advertise my dick up your ass.
Nohomo.
>>694549519
kek
Miho claimed
>>694550684
>We are starting. Some show about girls never being online or some shit,
>/waifu/ anime stream still going strong
>Bored ppl come on in its fun.
>https://rabb.it/Shino83
Totes not advertising
>>694550467
You in a Shimakaze cosplay?
I really wanna see it~
>please send the bunny pic
>>694549607
Nope. Remember I have sort of Russian accent, not from Russia. That would be Mirai.
Ay pizza usual or the a special one. No time for just plain ol' pizza, kick it up a notch!
>>694549660
At work or at home? If at home or work What's the occasion?
>>694549819
Ahh now I see. Great on your part to help a friend, not many would do that.
Seems like they're taking there damn getting there. How late do they show up?
>>694550024
Yup got some random songs playing, for some reason I have lots of energy. Even though I was very busy today?
What was the day like?
>>694550401
>Apocalypse
You got my interests, because why?
>>694550837
now your advertising.
>>694550878
work and they just want the store touched up so im painting a lot. im off to bed goodnight.
