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requesting gif's/webm's
>>694538847
>>694538913
I could post so many examples.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>694541364
I'm more interested in the bike in that picture. Looks like a Triumph Street Triple, maybe?
>>694541560
>Triumph Street Triple
The pipes look wrong, but at the same time, furry artists. That's probably the IRL base for it.
Alright listen to me you pole-proportioned bestiality enthusiasts
if you try to post anything nasty with your furry shitty porn over here I'm gonna take your fucking tails and string them between your fucking buttcheeks where your anus meets your epithelium. I'm gonna take those handpaws of yours and claw by your fucking foreskin until gravity gives you a botched circumcision and play it like a fucking banjo. I'm going to headbutt you inside your own fucking fursuits until there's nothing but a wooly bloody pulp left. I'm gonna take those pansy lame cartoony partials and colour their shitty neon paint red using your fucking bone marrow!. YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN BECAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE!. YOU ATROCIOUS FUCKING BOILS IN THE FACE OF REALITY!
>>694542075
k
enjoy your stay
>>694542075
>inside your own fucking fursuits
God, wish I had the time or disposable income to get one.
>>694542301
Don't worry mate, it ain't like you'll ever get a job
>>694542075
Welcome to the party
>>694542486
>on 4chan
>loluraneet,jfeg
I assume you're the ceo of a fortune 420 company?
>>694542486
If I didn't have a job I would be broke m8.
College eats though your money like a fucking shark through a seal.
I just need to get my degree to get a better paying one.
>>694542789
Hey neo. How are ya?
>>694542789
Heya Gerald, how's it going?
>>694542788
What could possibly deny it ?
>>694542877
>>694542943
Greetings Mer Mous, Mer Dash.
I'm decent.
Had a fun day.
>>694543096
Good to hear it, glad you had fun. Anything special?
>>694543232
Not really.
The girl and I took our horses for a ride into town. walked along the mall, through a park, and got ice cream from a McDonalds drive through.
>>694543471
Sounds quite lovely.
>>694543471
Sounds like the highschool dates I used to go on. But with more horses.
>>694543553
>>694543636
It was a good time, I think we are going to do it again soon.
>>694543785
I'm pretty jealous, honestly. I hope you have just as much fun the next time.
>>694543882
I'm sure we will.
And you can too if you want. You can do anything you want in life.
>>694544074
I wish that was true.
>>694544251
It is.
I'm proof of that.
I had nothing growing up and have had to work for everything I have now. All anything takes is your time.
>>694544397
And tons of motivation, which I have none of.
can we get some feet
>>694544074
I'd jokingly show up to bug you guys, but I'd probably leave after a while and wander around to do whatever. My date today was just hanging out, walking around a small private stretch of forest, skipping rocks in a small pond, and then going to get some good, all american, artery clogging McD's.
I'll find a way to trick dash into coming outside one day though.
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video.!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
>>694544923
I need a non-permanent way of bonding two magnesium-alloy pieces together
>>694545147
I don't want to go outside. I just want to be happy.
>>694545147
We went to Dairy Queen after we got the horses home and back out in the pasture.
We think our next ride will be to there, there is just some logistical issues involving construction zones, very busy roadways and a freeway overpass.
Needs more bootay
>>694545531
Keep your fantasies to yourself, jackass
>>694545362
People tend to forget that happiness is the only true objective in life.
They concern themselves with satisfying material wants and getting promotions at careers. "I want to be at the top", they say. "I want to have a big house", they say.
While they tire themselves chasing their carrot on a stick, I sit here idly posting on an internet imageboard that doesn't store threads for more than a couple hours.
Because I am happier than they are.
>>694545323
What do you consider non permanent?
there are plenty of glues that would likely work, and would be able to be separated with some effort.
I'm curious if solder might also work...
>>694545720
>Because I am happier than they are.
Alex, you and I both know that's a lie.
>>694545653
I dont into fantasy.
>>694545720
What's this?
Alex said something WISE?
>>694545720
＞ａｕｔｉｓｍ： ｔｈｅ ｐｏｓｔ
>>694545734
Screw it, it's not worth pursuing.
>>694545863
I forgot to add the word "right now".
captcha tiers marx
>>694545362
Those too art necessarily mutually exclusive. I think that taking you to a good concert or event might get you to accidentally smile for a second or to. Or actually getting know some of the idiots I know. I'm not sure. It would all hinge on you as much wanting to not down yourself constantly. I don't know how to even begin to fix that.
>>694545531
Horse riding in cities is a bitch. The local horse riders cut paths into the woods around here and flattened as many roots as they safely could to make riding trails across town. IT's pretty cool, actually. You can cross the entire town via wooded paths, and only ever have to cross a road, or even leave the woods.
>>694545653
He didn't mention elves, to my knowledge.
>>694545990
Oh well. It was a pretty wise thing of you to say. I just wish I knew how to be happy.
>>694546091
I don't know either.
>>694546091
Sounds nice.
No such thing here. I'm on the edge of the city, and once you get into the city, its all city.
>>694546171
google "closed-loop feedback system"
>>694546261
At least it's not a prison island city.
And on a related note.
My ass is sore.
I ride in a competition roping saddle. And while it's an excellent saddle it's not padded or designed for long term riding comfort.
>>694546287
I don't get it. How is this supposed to help me?
>>694546497
fuck off shitbrain
>>694546497
Maybe if it had a built-in dildo you wouldn't be so butthurt, homofag
>>694546414
I'm not convinced yours is either.
Would you be happier here? it would be a big cultural change, and maybe not in the direction yo want the change to be.
But, my offer is still open, you're welcome in my home if you ever wanted to defect.
>>694546504
I can't really explain in detail without having to go through a whole module of system engineering.
I was hoping the diagrams would be enough.
>>694546569
But I'm not homo..
>>694546696
shitbrain
>>694546674
I'm not a political enemy.
I am just a man trying to make his way in the universe.
>>694546794
Immigrate then...
>>694546869
I can't do that legally.
You already know that.
>>694546794
cuck
