>>694538726
Well fuck you too, Mr child taste buds.

i like to put my dick in it

i love olives, wanna see if we can prove the olive theory?

100% agree !

>>694538726
I too didn't like olives when I was a child

>>694538726
fuck you op

>>694539792
>>694539763
>>694539236
>>694538882
No, fuck you. You and your olive loving bullshit.

>>694539959
Hey up yours pal fuck you and your poor taste

>>694540214
FUCK OLIVES

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>>694540214
>poor taste
>eats olives
You're the definition of poor taste, anon.

man you gotta give tej hm a secomnd chance they;re fucking great ins saldads

>>694538726
Olives are nasty...

anyone who enjoys them, probably likes eating cum out their boyfriends asshole.

Why do americans call pizza a pie?

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>>694540970
My wife loves olives

Probably why she also loves sucking my boyfriend cum out of my asshole

>>694541045
Americans do not know the true nature of pie

green olives are p dank
black olives are mediocre af
neither are optimal pizza ingredients
/thread

>>694538726
Olives are great but if you don't like them just pick them off the pizza retard.

>>694541045
It's more of an east-coast thing. We just call it pizza on the west coast, though we make it differently.

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>>694538726
hey, op...
SUCK IT! Olives are yummy.

But, actually, sorry they fucked up your pizza by putting crap you don't like on it.

>>694541045
There are a lot of autistic faggots in this country.

>>694541901
Read: the entire east coast.

>>694538726
When on pizza black olives have literally no taste at all. I laugh when people order them and waste $2 as a topping when they could have gotten bacon, green bell pepper, or mushrooms.

Green and kalamata olives on the other hand, those have distinct tastes. Green olives suck but kalamatas are good with pita bread and hummus.

>>694541643
>spams a thousand olives on my pie
>"kek, just take them off retard"
>thinks I want to spend 20 minutes tearing apart my pie so I can eat it
I don't want to spend 20 minutes tearing apart my pizza so I can enjoy my pizza. Especially after I specifically asked NOT TO PUT THOSE FUCKERS ON THERE. I told them 3 times not to put that shit on there. fuck you cunt, take your bullshit olive loving self to sea and set yourself aflame.

>>694538726
I don't like olives either but guess what, I just pick em off, not throw a fit like an autistic fag.

>>694542116
That's not true.
Everyone that doesn't like olives is a raging autist.

>>694538726
Olives as a food I won't eat it.
If your name is Olive or Olivia, I'd fuck you (If better than or equal to a 6/10).

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>>694538726
>pizza
>pie

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>>694542003
It's that kind of tone that makes me put diced olives all over your pizza instead of the easily picked off sliced olives.

Here's a topping that's probably more your style, OP.

>>694538726
+1

>>694541045
i've lived in the south US all my life, Never EVER heard someone call a pizza a pie. a fucking pie, is a pie. Bread crust with fruit filling. Canada makes the best "freezer" apple pies tho.

>>694542003
Stop calling it pie you fucking american

>>694541728
>>Its more of an east coast thing
>>implying distance has anything to do with pizza
Yeah fucker. Im as east as america gets and I love those on my pizza

>>694542497
Thanks, I love chicken anon. Put that shit on my pizza. As for you olive comment, you're just a mad cunt who can't understand that you're eating shit.

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>>694538726

Olive you

>>694542737
Fuck you bitch, this is murica. I have the freedom to call it what I want. Take your commie loving self out to sea, and set yourself aflame.

>>694542833
I meant calling it "pie", you fucking autistic east coast taintwhistle.

>>694540942
Kek!

>>694542948
>being retarded is an expression of my freedom

Murka

>>694538726
All olives?
How do you feel about kalamata olives?

>>694543015
>fuck culture
Eat shit, fucker. Murica based on many cultures. Liberals don't count. Sail your shit crusted ass out to sea, and set yourself aflame.

Who /anchovy/ here?

what in the heavenly fuck is wrong with you, bitch

fucking olives are choice

eat them alone or on a pizza

watch james bond have take one with his drink

i wish i had some fucking olives right now you fucking faggot

>>694543316
>doesn't know what true freedom is
Look at the last sentence in >>694543473

>>694543316
"different cultures arent allowed to have different names for things"

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>694541960
I feel like it makes the pizza too salty.
I only get roasted red peppers and spinach on mine or it's too overpowering.
Olives are really only good by themselves.

>>694543495
What part of
>"Yes I want this type of pizza,
>but please don't put olives on it, I ask you again no olives.
>asked one more time no olives
>got olives anyways.
Yeah, I want that specific pizza, had sun dried tomatoes, basil, Parmesan, chicken, and some other spices, and had olives. I wanted it all except the no olives part. It's not a hard request.

>I only like green olives.
>Some olives smell like shit but i don't really mind.

>>694543473
Is there a new wordfilter on /b/ or are you just a complete retard? I'm betting on the latter.

>>694543829
I dig olives but I feel your pain.
I have an extreme aversion to anything with tomatoes, and I mean ANYTHING.
My whole life I've asked for no tomato and still gotten it.

>>694543829
They probably left the olives on there on purpose because you said it three times like an irritating little asshole.

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>>694543561
>it's not a pie
>I CALL IT A PIE IT'S MY CULTURE

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Alfredo sauce, bell pepper, bacon, chicken, onion, and mushroom pizza masterrace.

>>694544083
I think I've talked to you in another thread recently.

>>694543986
>so mad his argument sucks
kek

>>694544208
Chicken is a little bit gay as a pizza topping tbh.

>>694544296
You have?
I'm an alcohol so odds are if you did I wont remember. What thread?

>>694543829
You know, you could have always returned the pizza and spoke to a manager, but that's the grown up thing to do; it's a right reserved only for people that aren't gigantic whiny cuck vaginas.

>>694543829
was james bond a little bitch?

no

and that's because he ate olives, probably on his goddamn pizza too; so are you going to be a whiny man-child or are you going to be james bond?

also to you idiots who think we call pizzas themselves "pies", that's not true.

we call a "pie" a "pie" because it has multiple slices of pizza arranged in a circle, hence the "pie" part dummies

>>694544182
It's the 2nd time it's happened to me at this pizza place. The first time I figured they messed up some paperwork. I only said 1 time "no olives." It's one of my favorite pizza places so I didn't stop ordering from them. I like this specific pizza so I ordered it one more timing hoping for a difference. They gave me something I didn't want.

>>694544208
tbh that's all good but the alfredo sauce. and as long as the chicken isn't like "fast food" tier chicken. like real grilled chicken is best tier.

and anyone who puts pineapple on their pizza, should die now. that and any kind of fish.

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>>694538726
These need to burn too.

>>694544354
Sorry you feel that way anon. Chicken is based when paired with other stuff.

On a red sauce pizza it's not as good as other meats but on BBQ or alfredo sauce pizzas it really shines.

>>694538726
>hates olives

Fucking fat americunt pleb

God tier: chicken, bacon, onions, garlic, pepperoncinis

good tier: sausage, pepperoni, jalapenos

meh tier: ham, any other meat, tomatoes

shit nigger tier: olives, mushrooms, pineapple

>>694541643
It's to late. The olive already messed up the taste

>>694544448
I pay 23 dollars for this pizza, because when they do it right it's fucking delicious. I'm not going to act like james fucking bond. This is 20 fucking dollars and a big ass pie after a hard day's work, alright?
>>694544405
I'm not driving some 20 minutes across half the city to return a pizza, so I can wait another 20 minutes for them to remake it, then drive 20 minutes home to fucking eat it.

>>694544697
>>694544736
Like first anon said, it has to be real chicken and not some rubbery salty shit.

>>694544798
I'm 175lbs and 5'8''
Fuck you're bullshit, you don't know me. Buy a boat with the rest of whatever money you have and pull a loan. Go out to cold ass fucking Atlantic ocean, and set yourself aflame.

>>694544874
If they're a chain like Dominos or Pizza Hut, or a based regional chain like mine, we will deliver you a new pizza por gratis. Just ask and don't be a turd about it. We don't fucking care. You really want it to be quick then say you'll tip the driver a couple bucks.

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>>694544877
It's rotisserie style chicken, fucking delicious.

>>694543829
http://www.theonion.com/article/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-p-504

>>694544874
It helps to check the pizza before you drive 20 minutes across the city to eat it. I don't trust pizza makers any more than fast food workers, the homeless, and pigeons. Therefore, if they fuck up my order, it's my fault for not checking it first. Plus, I like getting minimum-wage faggots in trouble.

>>694545138
>paying for fake pizza, ever.
Nice one, cuck. lol

>>694545061
>limited mental capacity can only conjure one insult
>fat riddled brain>>694545061

Kek

>>694544822
>Pineapple is nigger tier

Your whole post has been tossed in the trashcan

>>694545312
I can't speak for Dominos or Pizza Hut but we literally remake the pizza. None of us really mind, the only person salty about it is the driver who has to take the revised pizza who will 95% of the time get stiffed and no gas reimbursement (because its technically not a delivery)

>>694545400
>pineapple
>anywhere near decent

this must be bait

>>694540670
im with this anon, olives probably taste like swamp nuts dipped in vinegar

ITT: everybody on/from the east coast of Merka is an autist

>>694545400
Pineapple is gross on pizza, it takes the savory meaty taste of the pizza and makes it shit.

>>694545777
Trips confirm.

>>694545777
Also, checked.

>>694543491
Fuck yes

>>694545312
>implying all fast food pizza is fake
You fucking dumbass, ive worked at and made pizza at both of those places.
Sure Pizza Hut is garbage, but Dominoes is higher quality than most of the other places by far.

>>694545400

good because the that's where your shitty pineapples belong

>>694545822
The whole point is that it's a complement to the savory meat taste. That's why you want it with something strong and salty and smoky like bacon or ham.

>>694545714
>>694545822
Faggot fruit haters detected

>>694545971
Add a mildly spicy sauce and that'll make me cum.

>>694544822
>bacon
>god tier
No.

>>694545923
>frozen when it arrives to fast food chain
>it's real pizza though anon
lol, keep trying buddy. A real pie is made by hand, fresh as fuck and not done in 5 minutes.

>>694542948
this is not america, you're in america, this is the internet, now grow the fuck up, i'm not a big fan of olives but i don't let their existence ruin my day

>>694538726
Olive you OP

>>694544822
Is this is troll post?

>>694544822
God tier: chicken, bacon, garlic, bell peppers, mushrooms, jalapenos

Good tier: sausage, pepperoni, olives, spinach

Meh tier: beef, tomatoes, canadian '''''''''bacon'''''''''

Shit tier: pineapple, artichoke hearts

>>694545822
Try chicken pineapppe and onion. Its gud

>>694546164
>knows the meaning behind what I said
>yet decides to be "that guy"
>literally autistic
Buy a boat or make one, doesn't matter, sail your autistic ass to sea, and set yourself aflame.

>>694546099
How do you think they preserve it? what do you thin it being frozen does?
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word fake.
Besides, in dominoes they actually toss the dough, make the sauce in the morning, and cheese/other toppings may be frozen but it doesn't taste different from any other restaurant i've been to.
By that way what do you think most meat is before its ordered in? FROZEN
You that delusional that you don't think food isnt ever frozen that you put in your mouth?
You are either too young to be on this site or just plain retarded.

>>694546277
Nope

>>694546332
>artichoke hearts shit tier

Your post wasn't ALL bad but this last part was unfortunate. I absolutely motherfucking love those things.

Another olive-lover was set adrift into the misty ocean. As the shore began to fade into the horizon behind him, he wept a single tear as his ship burst into flames. The last words out of his mouth were, "Olive you too, OP".

>>694546099
Regionalpizzafag here, we make all of our shit dough included (except gluten free dough).

The only things we don't really make are the marinara, we get a tomato base and go from there with our own stuff, The garlic butter is prepackaged. Everything else is all raw before we prepare it.

>>694545061
why would you go in to an ocean to set yourself on fire? seems counter intuitive

>>694546354
You seem to repeat that alot.
Is that your catch-phrase there autismo the great?

>>694546468
My experience was tainted by having to prepare them, I like them but not on pizza. Very similar to pineapple tbh, I fucking love pineapple but it has no business on pizza.

>>694538726
no wonder you hate olives, it looks like somebody shit in yours

>>694546435
They make the dough fresh every morning, fucker, takes 20 minutes to rise some dough. They do it all fucking day. This place isn't some shit chain, they're family owned. They buy shit from many other small business markets, and make their own sauces, cook their own meats and make their own dough. Not tear open some bag of frozen shit delivered by a truck, dump it in a vat and melt it into some nasty bullshit and present it to the world and call it a pizza. You ever make a pizza by hand? It taste better than fucking dominos and pizza hut.

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>>694546354
your meme sucks

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A-pizza-pie!

>>694538726
People say pineapples are the cancer of pizzas but no black olive are the cancer of pizza eating them on a pizza just tastes like something has rotted and your eating said rot

>>694544726
Too far man, too far

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MFW when I just ate 3 pieces of pepperoni, mushroom, and olive pizza. EXTRA Sri Racha and Parm...

>>694546772
Our dough guys work their asses off, props to them. Our dough is great because of them and when you have good dough the rest of the pizza is pretty easy.

>>694546847
pineapples just have a horrible texture. Eating a pineapple is like eating a hairball a cat hacked up.

>im gonna ruin pineapples for someone.

When I get off work I'm going to mix a fat martini with three olives and a little dirty too... having said that, I admit I don't really like them in food either.

>>694538726
>pizza
>pie
That's where you crossed the line for me.

>>694546636
>>694546643
So mad nobody agrees with them. Purchase a boat, or make one, whichever takes the shortest amount of time. Set sail into the ocean sea, preferably at night time. Dump some gasoline or other flamable materials onto yourself, light a match or use some old fashion method of firemaking, and set yourself aflame.
>>694546616
Damn right. There's just some funky about that frozen dough other pizza chains use.

>>694547020
Fuck off, cunt.

>>694546772
Ive made pizza myself. Your dominoes probably just sucks really fucking badly.

>>694547130
Then you suck as making a pizza, m8.

>>694546772
And Olive Garden sends there top chefs to Italy for training (which is what the told us when I had orientation)... Riiiiiiiiight...

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>>694538726
Me and my brother are high and we decided we wanted to be artistic. Hope you guys enjoy.

>>694547363
Are you saying just because a type of food was invented in another country, the U.S can't make it's own great food of the same type? Get the fuck outta here.

>>694546772
Yes, actually. I have my own pizza recipe. Dough and all. Takes about ten hours from start to finish. Like my fucking spaghetti sauce. Fuck off, you cunt.

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>>694547435
this is incredible, well done

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>>694541045
Because by definition, a pizza is a pie. >Fucking britbongs don't know their own language.

>>694547560
Against, I bet it tastes better than fucking domino or pizza hut, which was the original point of my message. What the fuck are you "fuck off, you cunt"-ing about? It doesn't take 10 hours to make a fucking pizza you fucktard.

>>694538726
THIS. Even if you pick them off the nasty ass sour juice is left in the cheese and junk.

>>694541551
What is the true nature of pie?

>>694538726
Think about everyone else OP, we like our olives and if u dont whats the problem.

> U can pick them off
Also now I want a pizza. Cheese Burger pizza is great with green olives.

>>694540942
(Black olives are only for finger tips)

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>>694547512
That's... not what I was saying at all.... Learn to read between the lines Mr. Potatohead...

>>694548178
>you can pick them off
Read the thread, you're late to the game.

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>>694548178
>cheese burger pizza

>>694542841
Looks delicious.

>>694547880
It does if you make EVERYTHING from scratch, including the sauce. Fucktard. I cook my sauce alllll fucking day.

>>694548294
* your

>pizza
>pie
Two different things

>>694548544
just give up. You are late to the game, was perfectly acceptable. fag

>>694542737
https://youtu.be/24qSlEtJkPc?t=174

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>>694547thank you anon
one of my ads

>>694548375
It's just made with crumbles of ground beef and cheddar cheese. It's not that crazy. Not all that good though, either.

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>>694548826

Sorry, I thought I had the time embedded.

Relevant part is at 2:45

>>694548737
No.. No it is not ok u raging autist

>from one autist to another peace

>>694547845
Bait? Dough is not pastry, it has a base but not a lid/top, it's completely different. I come from the north of england, I know a meat pie and a pizza is a fucking mile away. That's like saying a quesadilla is a pizza

>>694538726
Like all the finest things in life Anon, it's an acquired taste.

>>694542841
onions are fucking great

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>>694538726
you have to die

>>694549117
He's retarded, man. Also you made me want a meat pie. I wish those were more popular in Murrica.

>>694548952
> Try it with green olives, it is awesome flavor for your mouth.

>>694549479
Yeah a normal cheeseburger pizza is definitely missing something and to be honest I can see green olives maybe filling that void. I'd give that a go.

>>694548737

*your

>>694549417
If you can cook check out a recipe online for a steak pie with guinness in the gravy. It's amazing.

>>694543433
I like them, a bit bitter though

This is why I love /b/. A simple disagreement goes into a shit storm in minutes.

>>694542003
ITT: OP was too beta to not accept it with olives so he came onto /b/ to sperg about it after the fact

>>694550495
Where do you buy your pizza that the don't let you pick your toppings???

>>694550495
yes

>>694543433
>kalamata olives
Based post.

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>>694546332
Bro tier: pepperoni, ham, capsicum, chili, cheese

>>694538726
pro tip: if you put green olives in the microwave they shoot sparks

>>694538726
I also hated them as a kid, but eventually I tried them again and something clicked and I spend the next few days devouring all of the goddamn olives that I could find

>>694551099
my local calls it a mexican pizza

>>694549117
>bait
>definition directly from the oxford dictionary.
>pasrt
>key words "typically with"
Pasrty dough and pizza dough are made of the exact same ingredients, while tortillas have no yeast ,and thus is not the same.
Are you retarded? You consider Shepards pie a pie, though it traditionally has no pasrty base, but not pizza.

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>>694551528
my go to jar olives

>>694551804
I love the ones with goat cheese the most I think
But there's also huge differences in taste, if you're for example in southern france you get some amazing stuff compared to the pre-bottled ones

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People who don't like olives are the kind of people who post on /b/ about how much they hate olives and prefer semen

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>>694552371
if it's feminine semen 'tsallgood

>>694538726
fuck you olives are fucking amazing and ur just a fucking manchild if you dont like them especially the ones in your picture green olvies are the fucking bomb dude u suck that red shit out like ur daddies cummies and its FUCKING DELICIOUS NECK YOURSELF CUNT

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>>694552995
this!.

>>694538726
But...but...Olive Juice, Man! <3

>>694548488
Pizza sauce is literally just mixing up peeled tomatoes plus a bit of tomato paste, a few herbs and seasoning. Takes 5 minutes max.

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Come at me, bro.

>>694538726
True dat. I hate olives too.

The thing I hate the most about olives, are the people asking 'REALLY????' with a retarded look on there feces

>>694538882
/thread

>>694556058
>are the people asking 'REALLY????' with a retarded look on there feces
They're actually wondering why you're analyzing their feces

Fuck you OP and your kiddy mouth

>>694541321
Underrated post

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>>694544726
>not liking fish

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>>694546915
how can you not like olives but like anchovies?