>>694530823
my cars friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms

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I post almost daily steam get threads and never deliver.

I picture fucking my best friends girlfriend when I fuck my girlfriend

When I was 12 I raped my 1 year old cousin

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i love to jerk off to facebook friends and take pics of me jerking off to them

>>694531371
my trucks boyfriend sister's fingered things same to me also back of

in 7th and 8th grade my best friend and I were fuck buddies (both guys) and we both identify as straight

>>694531688

Wait, you aren't supposed to?

I will never post the images of a girl who fucked me up, even though I want to, to find more win from the other sad bitches she fucked over.

I stole more than $15,000 in merchandise last summer and got away with it. I no longer steal though. Got scared.

i want to fuck my best friends sister

I'm classify as straight but I've eaten out 5 girls

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>694530823
Can i habe pusi plis

I dated a girl that threatened to kill herself whenever we had any kind of disagreement. She was pretty abusive to me and I just figured if she actually did it I'd get loads of attention. Then she actually did it after she fought with her parents, and I did get loads of attention. I'm full of mixed feelings about it.

>>694532878
>be me, horny in Afghanistan, stole my buddies SD card 3 years ago. Tons of nudes of his wife. Fapped furiously. Put the SD card back. He never knew.

>>694532878

I've been wanting to do that for, oh, 15ish years now? I feel your pain. I've had to watch her get with some other guys, abs never me. But i do get to take her on a date next time in in the area, which at this point, God knows when that will be

>>694533058
pics or it didn't happen

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>>694530823
i fuck my dog on a regular basis

she is the friendliest, happiest dog you'll ever meet. people compliment how adorable she is at the dog park all the time. they will never know the truth :)

My sisters in law are both hot ass latinas. I wanna fuck both of them. I've gotten some creep shots and panties but that's it. It's been a while. Wish I could get more.

I am Nate Diaz

I poop

I'm underage

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>>694533619
u sick fuck

>>694533633
THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

>>694533225
she is asleep in my living right now and it kills me to know i can't be with her

Am batman

>>694533719
Testing

>>694533047
same /b/ro

I have herpes and constantly have unprotected sex with girls without telling them, even ones that are married or have boyfriends. I always go raw. Apparently I've never spread it. Or at least no one has said anything.

>>694533826
Nah I'm good

>>694533058
reported to the fbi

I shot myself in the foot then constricted the blood flow of my pinky toe to get medically retired form the military then blamed it on a black guy.

>>694533058
Dude same

I consider Batman to be my best friend

>>694533572
literally who

I wanna a guy with a huge cock to fuck my wife and creampie her so I can eat her pussy afterward

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>>694533633
Banned

>>694533231
Cameras weren't so common back then.

>>694533926
It's out of their jurisdiction.

>>694533968
Most people assume there was only one killer lol.

>>694533429
pics or it didn't happen

>>694534029
I creampied your wife. Your son is really my son.

>>694534029

If she's hot and you live on the East coast I'll do it as long as you aren't some fag who wants to watch as well

I have a major foot fetish. Live in hot area of country go to the mall just to see hot young girls wearing sandals with cute pedicures...gets me fucking diamonds

>>694534132
Well most people are wrong
;)

I steal nudes of friends gf's off their phones, I take pics of the phone instead of sending it because it's quicker and easier to pull off

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>>694530823
I used my last girlfriend and never cared about her, only using her for sex stuff

>mfw she never put two n two together

I have a desire to create a relationship with a female friend of mine, but since other friends have had a relationship with her, and due to the fact that she's a sophomore to my senior, the situation feels doomed to fail.
Suggestions?

>>694530823
I love to jerk off in omegle web chat

>>694534168
sweet b/ro
send pics

>>694532878
do it, seriously

I'll put a Tablespoon of Kerrygold butter on a single piece of toast.

I told some asshole his gf sent me nudes and sent him a picture of my own ass as proof. They broke up

>>694534292
Kys, or just ignore the age difference and if u genuinely like her ur friends would understand. And if they don't then get some new fucking friends

>>694530823
I've masturbated in every barnes and noble I've ever been in.

>>694534444
Kekd and checked

I don't put the seat up when I pee. Sometimes I splash on the seat a bit

>>694534325
you and everyone else friend.

I have a desire to rape a deaf blind chick. she can't hear me coming and cant see me. almost no chance of getting caught if you wear a condom and make sure no one notices you.

>>694533161
pay now mind, she was weak-minded

>>694534444
top kek
I'd love to do that

>>694532828
>got scared
happens to the best of us

>>694530823
I want to break up with my girlfriend for weeks now but haven't because I'm too afraid of hurting her feelings.

>>694533572
no one wants to be that illiterate, stuttering faggot

he barely beat a guy two sizes too small for him to fight

>>694534667
you ever seen a hot deafblind chick tho? I sure haven't. most of the deafblind are elderly.

>>694534706
had a lot to lose at the time, now I wouldn't even care...been studying bank robbery for the past year now...preparing

I'm a cat and I killed myself 8 times because I wanted to have only one because the thought of being vulnerable turns me on

>>694534244
Someone's getting a visit from the party van

my niece in law accidentally sent me pictures of her tits. I told her I deleted them but theyre great fap material to this day

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my name is genuinely Eric Harris and i'm a Columbiner. i'm 25.

>>694533633
faggot, every1 is.

except me of course. I swear mods. Im not underage, despite my ban for being underage a while ago. I was kidding there.

>>694533864
if true, you've definitely spread it

and of course none of them are going to say anything

>>694534886
for looking at hot girls feet in a public place?
hurr drr, mmmkay

>>694530823
I fucked everyone in the town I live in's mothers.

>>694534758
you are pussy

>>694535034
>535034▶
>>>694534886
>for looking at hot girls feet in a public place?
>hurr drr, mmmkay

Probably not v& immediately. But you're likely going to have your computer searched remotely by FBI to make sure you aren't a pedo

I have jerked off in front of my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin
she helped me finish

>>694533437
Have any pics of them from their fb?

/b is literally the only place where I'm honest about anything, I live in a fantasy world.

>>694535085
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Two days before my wedding I invited a hot latina girl over to chill. We hanged out already a few times and she even met my 'now' wife. 4'11 petite, boobs, spinner type. Kinda quite

I am home alone because the bride to be is in a hotel room w/her girlfriends. The latina girl shows up in a short dress, fuck me shoes, and looking really sharp. I try to play cool. We both got drunk and she kept on hitting on me. I did nothing and she was all over me. Next thing we are fucking in the living room and I fuck her in the bed. No protection and she tells me to cum in her. I was very drunk and I did.

I text her and ask her if she was on birth control. She said no. I fucking flipped out silently. And she said do not worry at all. It has been a few 2 days from her period.

During my wedding at the alter. That was all I could think about was 'what if' so I did no truely enjoy that day. I am taking this to my grave.

I later found out she is not prego and is safe. She wanted me to hook up with her. I had to say no because I am married. I asked her to join us in bed but she declined with kissy face emojis.

So fucking glad she is not prego.

I found nudes of my cousin and jerked off to them all the time till I accidentally deleted them. Still masturbate to her, her sister, and her mom (all blood related to me and hot af). I have came loads to them all, back when she lived with me I use to take her dirty panties and sniff them as I jerked into her clean ones and came all in them then put them back, she's never acted weird towards me or even asked so I assume she never noticed but my cock sure did. I once was brave enough to jack off over her face as she was asleep one morning I almost blew my load onto her face until I stopped right before hand then got her panties and came in them.

>>694535025
It's true, anon. It's true. I hardly ever have symptoms, but when I do, I don't fuck. Otherwise, I get around. Most girls don't make you use a condom as long as you pull out. It's nuts.

>>694535180
you're a fucking moron and I'm not interested in underage, never said that jackass...how fucking dumb are you? Do you even foot fetish? Obv not.

>>694535085
Jokes on you
my mothers dead

>>694534990
Same I made obvious bait and newfags took it of I still remember the subject "13 f cutter looking for support"

>>694530823

When I was 30 I fucked a 15 year old.

Was awesome.. I know why Jared likes the teen pussy.. nothing better.

>>694534444
Mista.jpg

>>694534667
even less if she is a mute quadrapalegic then she can stare back into your eyes as you come in her then wipe it out with a rag

>>694535274
Kys for that

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>>694535438
Exactly

>>694534886
>implying everyone who has a fetish is a pedo.
are fucking 14 years old, summerfag or both?

>>694535438
Of exhaustion

>>694535410

People with a foot fetish are waaaay more likely to be pedos than others. I never said you were a pedo, but because it's so prevalent in the foot fetish community you can expect your computer to be looked at just in case

>>694535327
Nice lies

i was phone

>>694535438
Then you don't wanna know how I pulled it off....or on.....or out.......O_O

>>694535666

fuck off

i lost my virginity with a bitch that later she stole my family and left town

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>>694535592
K den

>>694535650
you are literally clueless and must be projecting
people with foot fetish are into cuckold lifestyle not little girls you sick fuck!!

>i fuck all the time only time ii use a condom was with a tranny
>11 girls
>6 trannies
never tested

>be me at new Job
>have to take a shit
>don't want to get aids but I have to go to the employee bathroom
>put paper on the seat
>I'm a genius
>Sit a little back so the tip of my dick doesn't touch the toilet
>Let it out
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>still have to shit but for some reason can't keep shitting
>But I can feel the turd?
>Turn my head
>a nice fresh turf on the seat
>Half way in my ass and half way on the seat
>I'm a horrible human

I look back at it and laugh just because it's pretty horrible

ITT summerfags and underage boys..I'm out

>>694535807

I think feet are fucking disgusting m8. It's just statistics, a huge majority of pedos are also into the foot stuff

>>694534860
she can be an elderly nigger landwhale for all i care, the lack of senses makes me diamonds. hoping for a qt3.14 tho one day.

My mom makes me take nude pictures of her.

I'm honestly happier alone these days

I make everyone think I'm rich but I'm actually broke as fuk

>>694534244
Same. Just not as creepy.

I had sex with my best friend when we were 11 and did it almost every day till we were 15.

>>694535224
same

>>694536092
Let's see em

I posted this this morning in same kind of thread but...

I'm 30 and married. My wife is 29. And for the past 7 years, I've been sleeping with her sister (24).

>>694533161
Ster?

I'm going to finish an album like I've always wanted to, then i'm going to kill myself

I just masturbated at work and it felt great!

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>>694532878
I married my best friends hot sister, he came to me for guitar classes and when i saw his model sister i had to fuck her... we got married years after

I cheated on my wife multiple times. She only knows about 1 (my cousins daughter). I want to do it again

>>694530823
I'm dying to get my sister naked and unconscious for some photos.

>>694536732
M or F

>>694534029
onision is that u?

>>694534938
So share the wealth!

>>694537735
Both males

>>694537073
I jacked off into my best friend's girlfriend's shampoo and face wash when I asked to take a shower at their house.

>>694538358
Nice

I sometimes wish my wife would die so I could take her life insurance and go to Thailand and fuck young tight bitches

i use to grope my cousins ass and tits sit on my lap

>>694538759
age?