Team Mystic, get in here!
What's the point of the teams?
We are cool
>>694530392
What makes this team cooler than the other two?
>>694530700
Your mom's not in it.
>>694529843
ayyyyyyyy
I KNOW NO BIRD BUT THE BIRD IN THE NORTH. THE ONE TRUE BIRD...... THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!!! THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!!!!!
>>694529843
O H S H I T I M F E E L I N G I T
How does the battling work? I got a Pidgeot and a Nidoking just from catching a lot of smaller Pokemon, but how much should I try to level them up before I find a gym?
Truthfully, the Articuno logo just looks sexy as fuck compared to the other two teams
Spiderman now owns this tread.
>>694530824
I'm only asking because I have yet to pick one
>>694530700
The Ice Type
WOOOT Zip 92833 Reporting
>>694531053
>>694529843
Sup, nigga
Post em
>inb4 hurrr valor
>>694533720
Kek, forgot pic
>>694533811
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>>694529843
reporting
I catch magikarps all day at work. Such is the life of a fisherman
team mystic is only real team
>>694529843
mystic cant even post their real symbol gtfo
DABIRDINDANORF
This is now a Team Valor thread
Communist red is the only true color.
>>694534163
>autism
Found Valor and Instinct HQs.
VALOR IS LOVE. VALOR IS LIFE.
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fuck yeah team blue, Red and Yellow can suck on this dick
wouldve went for Mystic cause i love Articuno, but i had red as a kid so you can all go fuck yourselves. VALOR FOR THE WIN
I have yet to pick a team. My town seems dominated by valor and instinct fags, but I'm still thinking of going with mystic.
>>694535734
GREETINGS IN THIS ENEMIES HOUSE BROTHER VALOR! I also came to fuck these faggots.
>>694535803
Moltres is a fire type. Fire melts ice, and birds are flammable. VALOR FOR THE WIN
Instinct is objectively a better team.
>>694536021
Get the fuck out you yellow bellied fucknut. Mother Valor will bring communism to you and your mother.
reporting in!
Instinct = mystic > valor
All hail!
>>694530700
We ice cold nigga.
Mystic is the goddamn best. #betterdeadthanred
Valor takeover boys, fuck mystic ur all a bunch of little pussies
>>694529843
Team Mystic are a bunch of faggots. I heard they suck hard, they only made 45 million dollars domestic. Faggots the lot of them.
>>694529843
Pokefagget fucking piece of shit ...
CAN SOMEBODY TRADE ME A RAICHU POKEMAN, I WANT HIM IN MY BALL SO BAD
>>694537074
>>694537074
If you want to get to the mystics you have to go through the instincts first you fucking Valor fag
>>694536755
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS!
>>694529843
Valor here,
Fuck you
>>694537693
UNITE!
>>694534561
impressive. dank 'mon you got there
>>694537680
That won't be difficult
Ayyyyy
>Team mystic
>Im most smarterest
>so edgy
>check my iq
>im a pretentious piece of shit
>>694537795
Eventually your flame will burn out. Instinct shines the brightest.
Most of the gyms in my area are controlled by Mystic members. Feels good, man.
yes mystic /b/rothers
>>694538057
>doesn't realize that 80% of people on /vp/ are instincts
>>694538119
I AM SURROUNDED BY ACRES OF WOODS, I AM PREPARED TO BURN EVERY FUCKING TWIG LIVING TO SEE YOUR KIND CRUSHED!
Ice type Gym Leader. AMA
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL!?!?!?!?
>>694530999
Tap on the other one faster than they can tap on you, and have a higher cp.
Also checked
>>694538442
Stop talking like a fag, Fire chicken fan club GTFO this thread is for the legendary thunder bird and the mystical hawk of ice
Niggers aren't people they're property
Level 21 valor reporting in!
>>694529843
team valor fucked your bitch
>>694538735
Frostbite
>>694539548
>Level 21 autist reporting in!
Fixed that for you :^)
>>694538176
most tv programs are controled by faggots.
>>694540379
Valor=autistic
Instinct=autistic
Mystic=autistic
>>694529843
>Spiderman now owns this tread.
Spiderman is already lame now switch it up already and start a deadpool trend
>>694534561
How tf u have so many items xD
>>694536698
Well now i know what team im joining
>>694534561
Where the fuck do u catch that many magicarps
>>694529843
Blue team is best team!
how do i even chose a team.
am lvl 5 already
>>694541708
Go to a gym, then choose valor
>>694541834
>valor
lol.
im picking the blue one.
all my friend are blue.
Mystic is honestly for edge lords, vegans and feminists. Instinct is supreme but Valor is cool, they just try too hard. Praise to the Thunder God
>>694541708
If you are a normie or a genwunner, then definitely choose Valor because it's the team for you. If not, choose instinct or valor. They're both pretty equal but with instinct you'll have more oportunites to capture Gyms because it's underpopulated.
GUYS LETS CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR A MINUTE, what if there was another team? Another alternative? Team nature with Tropius as our representative pokemon?
>>694542251
>valor
Lol.
I'm picking the blue one
I have no individuality
We don't even want you at instinct, take that pussy follower shit back to mystic where you belong, queer
>>694542371
Meant instinct or mystic
>>694540545
This guy gets it
>friend and I caught the same tauros today
>mine was 133cp, his was 511
Ice types are one of your best options for dealing with dragons. You want the dragons to win.
No?
JOIN TEAM MYSTIC
JOIN TEAM MYSTIC
JOIN TEAM MYSTIC
>>694542431
I can feel that sick burn all the way up here in Alaska breh
>>694542431
Hell yeah, I'm we may be different teams but at least we ain't blue right
>>694542541
nerd friends always say raticate is best against dragon types
>>694530056
Currently, it's to hold the gyms
>>694535947
ice becomes water, puts out the fire
>>694542420
>>694542919
one time my uncles truck caught fire.
we threw water on it and the fire got bigger.
>>694542919
That's not how it works u retarded mystic fag. Fire is super effective against ice. Ur goddamn pokemon can't melt and put out the fire
>>694542988
>>694543066
>9
yeah it devolves into squirtle retard
>>694542988
Yes that too, i hope that in a future update they add more teams
PREPARE FOR THE STORM, FAGGOTS!
>>694543102
I would fucking join that team,
ho-oh4lyphe
>>694535947
>fire type
>birds are flammable
>our bird is on fire
we dont have to do anything, u guys just kill urselves dont you
lol you can't even compete with 1 of my Pokemon let alone the other 5.
VALOR!!
>>694543293
IT'S ON FIRE BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING COOL!
Who else here is watching indigo league on Netflix
>>694542761
Yus this man is correct.
Giant rat thing is very effective aginst dragon thing.
Just look at large teeth.
1 bte dead ham.
2 rubble.
>>694542919
Zaptos has a fuck ton of electricity which destroys flying types. RIP other 2 birds, they didn't have a chance.
ayyyy
LMAO
>>694543349
Zozzle
I hail to the true bird of the north who's name is Articuno
>>694529843
Y'all niggas need to make a stencil out of this and tag it all over your town.
Im sorry i cant hear anything over how badass the god of yellow team is.
Valor has some whiny little bitch trickster and bluefags worship fucking aquaman.
Bow to the true masters.
>>694543368
>xs
Yup, that's team valor alright
MYSTICS ARE FAGGOTS
>>694536808
>Danny Devito
So its the same fucking shit as Ingress
Mistic
Misti
Mist
Mis
Mi
M
Mi
Mis
Mist
Mista
Mistak
Mistake
>>694543717
The name "team instinct" leaves something to be desired though...
>>694543754
>xs
>weight
>that's team valor alright
you fatass mystic fag
Instinct. Thunder God is electric, electric is good against flying. Zapdos>Moltres>Articuno
If you picked team blue start your account new
https://discord.gg/dfHpz
get in here
>>694543933
>Team instinct leaves something to be desired though...
>>694543915
The mistake is that you spelled "Mystic" wrong, faggot.
>>694542988
Gets its ass kicked, TWICE IN A ROW, in the same movie, then wins with Ash's help. Yeah, no.
>>694543933
Yea team instinct desires all the gyms in your home town fuck face, get on your blue knees and suck
>>694544203
>faggot
Just out of curiosity how many people in here actually thinks that the strength of the legendary that represents ur team actually matters. U can use any pokemon u want regardless of team and it's not like any of us are gonna catch said legendary
Lmao at the inbRED valor fags itt
It comes down to this
Of the choices Instinct is the only one that's a male
Electric is super effective on flying and therefore Zapdos is the strongest bird
Instinct has the cleanest emblem, mystic's is just lopsided and shitty while Valor is just the hunger games symbol and you all know it
Glory to the Thunder God
>>694544450
Mystic legendary is at the top of Mt. Everest
Valor Legendary is in the Egyptian Desert
Instinct is somewhere lol.
>>694538944
check checking in
fuck team shitstick
>>694544655
Yeah so I doubt any of usome are gonna catch any of them
>>694544724
BETTER BE RED OR ELSE YA' DEAD!
Zapdos has the highest base speed of the three, one shots the others with thunder. Set match
>>694544300
Dont get me wrong... I love zaptos, easily the best of the three. I just dislike the team name.
>>694543754
That's it weight moron it has nothing to do with how good it is you autistic fuck
>>694537795
What is this, the next Hunger Games logo?
>>694544655
How do you know this?
>>694535248
>>694535734
>>694535418
>>694535848
>>694537074
>>694537693
>>694537795
>>694544724
>You're leader is a girl
Have fun letting her bleed on you
>>694545075
>not knowing xs weight and length hinder the CP cap of the Pokemon
Yea, team valor really knows what they're doing
>>694545190
no different than being a feminist
http://www.strawpoll.me/10743396
>>694545559
>valor not capitalized
The disrespect
>>694545242
You think that actually has anything to do with it and not just its cp you evolve it from. KYS fucking idiot hence why all mine are better than yours shitlord
>>694544722
nice
Nuff said
>>694541690
Not a single 1k.
I just got pokemon go and i'm level 5
Which team should i join?
I'm debating over mystic and Valor
>>694546122
Mainstream=faggots
V A L O R
A
L
O
R
OC right here
>>694546280
Valor is for the strong spirited
Mystic is for nerds
Instinct is for fucksticks and stoners
>>694546280
>I'm Debating over cock sucker or nigger lover
Wrong answer dick dancer
Valor = Gryffindor
Mystic = Ravenclaw
Instinct = Hufflepuff
>>694546477
>>694546541
>Girl leader
Fug off Hillary fags
Reply if you're team Mystic
Reply if you're team Valor
Reply if you're team Instinct
>>694546716
Right here nigga
>>694546659
*sexy gurl leader, and FUCKING FLAMING BIRDS FUCK YEAH EPITOME OF MANLINESS!
>>694546541
I joined Valor
>>694546716
Checking in.
>>694546835
YEAH! WELCOME TO THE RIGHT TEAM!
>>694546835
HOORAH
>>694546821
>Taking orders from a girl
Literally team cuck
MotherFUCKER!
My game keeps freezing up like this when I catch anything...
MYSTIC IS AUTISTIC!
GO INSTINCT OR GO EXTINCT!
>>694546970
Better than taking orders from a faggot
>>694547078
More like InSTINK
>>694547078
GO RED OR END UP DEAD!
>>694547139
Not really
>>694546687
>>694546716
Reporting in.
Reporting!!!
>>694547052
Same, I have to end game process on phone and restart it. usually fixes it, and usually the pokemon is still there when I reload the game.
fuck off to /vp/ please and thank you
>>694547336
Yeah, I restarted it, but it took my last fucking pokeball.
Naturally, right afterwards, a new pokemon I don't have pops up...
>>694547497
No you fucking cocksucker
>>694547497
Have you been to /vp/?
It's almost nothing but hate for PGo.
Are you guys forgetting that Zapdos can anally rape Moltres and Articuno? Flying is weak to electric attacks topkek
And Articuno is weak to fire so;
Zapdos < Moltres < Articuno
>>694529843
How to team swap
>>694533811
>>694534561
>>694536808
>>694543368
What's with people having shit cp. My roster dwarfs everyone in my town
You will all burn
>>694547717
Better visit some damn pokestops, anon... how have you ran out of pokeballs?
>>694548003
>>694535184
>#pokemongo
I always read this like "Poke Mongo"
I haven't been on 4chan in weeks and this is the first thing I see after playing GO for a while now. Zozzle
Team Valor though.
>>694548271
Candy gram!!
Candygram
>>694538442
PREPARE FOR AN ICE AGE MOTHER FUCKER.
VALOR'S BITCH ASS KINDLE AIN'T GOT SHIT AGAINST THE COLD FRONT.
>>694548187
When you live in suburbs and rarely leave
>>694548542
>When this looks so much nicer
>>694548187
Because I'm a shit shot, so I waste more balls than I catch anything with, and there's only one pokestop on my way to and from work. And half the time the servers are down when I pass by it.
This game hates me.
>>694536755
How the hell is team mystic ice??? Wouldn't it be like psychic or dark or something like that?
>>694546821
>flaming faggot
>>694548003
I dunno why, but my roster is shit.
Highest cp I have is 186...
>>694546655
Wubalubadubdubs knows what's up
>>694546541
>Implying people who care this much aren't all nerds
>>694538442
And how does team valor represent fire? Wouldn't fighter or rock type be more suitable?
>>694546233
Some people have jobs, faggot.
>>694542431
>picking a color because you can have more fun capturing gyms with your friends
>how pathetic
Listen, team memes are fun, but realistically its all about the person's needs
>>694549171
Because fire is probably the most destructive force there is on Earth. Isn't that what valor represents, something strong and unstoppable?
>>694529843
Honestly mystic is just a bunch of cucks.
>>694548663
see
>>694534832
but I do agree that it looks better than this
>>694548542
Also, Does team instinct have a cool logo animated like that? Google returned nothing.
Mystic here doing my part. My vaporeon has been undefeated for two days now. Eat your heart out valourfags.
I think I am doing something wrong, how can i help a gym that already belongs to my team?
How do I fight in general?
what are the benefits of controling a gym?
is my tactic right to wait until I have a really strong pokemon and only upgrade that one?
is there a limit to the amount of powerups i can do?
>>694549678
Here you go brah
>>694546233
I started 5 days late, but because I'm not a fatass, I bet I've still got a better team than you despite the fact that I don't cheat like a faggot.
Joined bout 20 seconds ago. Thread on fleek!
>>694549865
how doyou upgrade and evolve your pokemon?
what level are you?
TEAM MYSTIC
>>694534163
>being this autistic
Im glad I didn't pick team mystism
>>694549956
thanks man, these are pretty cool.
>>694550064
You gotta stock up poke candies from catching amd transferring. Im level 19 at the moment.
>>694534561
I have one, count em, one magikarp. how the hell did you get so many?
>>694550342
I have read somewhere, that to get max CP you you need to catch a pokemon with high power, then evolve it, power up as much as possible and evolve another time (if possible), is that true?
>being so autistic you shitpost on a peruvian mushroom chopping forum about a useless virtual team from a shitty pokemon mobile game at 4 in the morning
>>694550650
Being lucky has a role in the game. Like the magmar and Flareon i caught were both over 1000 in the wild. Also it does not matter if you power or evolove first. Just be sure your pokemon was strong to begin with.
Valor master race
>>694551093
Post your pokemon redfag.
Name your second pokemon "legit" so we know its yours.
BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!!!
>>694551214
Delivering something pointless that isn't even for the lols to a single anon? Are you retarded?
I caught this wierd Pokemon just now with a really high HP (health points) but low CP.
Is he a good one?
Also when I sort my Pokemon by HP he doesn't appear at he the top of the list even though he is the same as snorlax.
>>694552666
Here is the list sorted by HP
>>694548678
How many pokeballs do you get for leveling up?
I'm like 75xp away from lvl7
>>694530700
>>694530700
ARTICUNO YOU FUCKING NOOB HES THE BEST OUT OF ALL 3 OF THE BIRDS.
>>694553195
like 10-25ish
>>694548938
CP is calculated by your level and a random number generator. Then you can upgrade well.
Incense
Better used when sitting or walking?
>>694554519
No data to back it up but walking is better. Sitting down I get maybe 4 pokemon in that 30 minutes. Much better rate outside. From what I was reading, it affects the distance of pokemon. So normally a Pokemon with 2 feet under it could be between 100-150 meters away. Based on what I read, incense decreases this, though I'm not sure by how much.
What up my genetic engineering bustards.
>>694530873
/b/ is awesome
>>694546716
RED LEADER REPORTING IN
Any dumbshits here that broke their phones by taping them to a ceiling fan?
>>694555736
I did a quick hashtag search for #ofallthechances and nothing else came up so that must have been just a one off
>>694529843
fuck yourself
HAIL VALOR, TOO ALL OTHERS DEATH THIS WAY COMES!
You better be red or dead.
>>694535734
causing 9/11 is just awesome.
glad to be on team blue-
>>694555736
lawl my brother did that, but he wasn't retarded and used ducktape.
sadly, it didnt work
>>694555950
The hashtag is a one-off; the stupidity, however, is not...
http://www.dailydot.com/debug/pokemon-go-egg-hatching-trick-cheat/
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/07/lazy-pokemon-go-players-taping-phones-ceiling-fans-hatch-eggs
http://mashable.com/2016/07/12/pokemon-go-ceiling-fan-hack/#f94p78U53qqb
>>694556847
It's called DUCT TAPE you dumb faggot.
>>694556847
whatever, its jesus-tape in here.
More like team mistake
TEAM VALOR