>>694529077
If you are a real person I so badly want to know how you even got her number in the first place. It seems like you achieved the impossible....

>>694529077
this is really gross OP stop messaging her

>>694529077
>why wont she talk to me b?? Im an autistic faggot

FTFY

>>694529077
lol you thought making a fart joke too a girl was a good idea? you probably would have done better with an out of nowhere dick pic

>>694530710
Fart jokes are universally funny you asshole. Its really because girls like assholes are you that blind in 2016??

>>694531329
right its funny too dutch oven girls in bed. but thats creepy. not funny.

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Bump to show how girls go for assholes nowadays, this is fucking proof

>>694532313
you dont have to be an asshole man. you just have to not come off as a creepy desperate fag.

chicks can sense confidence. and they can sense desperation

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Bump for awareness

>>694532313
>nowadays
as if the betas decades before you didnt think the same thing.

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>>694529077
>nice guy

There's your problem; women love a cocky douchebag, your problem probably was you were being too indirect, maybe a little clingy maybe a little creepy, you should've just gotten to the fucking point that you were interested in her and asked her out on a date BUT... ya fucked up- move on

>>694533593
In the 50s it was all about manners and respect and girls looked for men like that. Have you ever even read a book?? I wish i lived in the 50s

>>694529077
Tell her " at least tell me what I did wrong, you don't have to ignore me like an ass"

>>694533817
How fucking wrong you are about literally everything you just said

>>694533782
speak from xp

>>694529077

learn to deal with rejection you man child and move on

>>694533817
like some romanticized book is an accurate picture of any decade.
thats like me referencing the movie Grease

fags like you have been slinging the "nice guys finish last" thing around for years. im a nice guy. but im also not needy and awkward. and when i dutch oven chicks in bed i do it as a tease

>>694534112
Explain how jackass???

>>694534473
Grease was a movie not a documentary wow, i guess ur part of the asshole crew

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>>694534713

Keep going bro, you're about to level up!

>>694533782

they don't love cocky douchbags, they are just attracted to guys who are confident and decisive

>>694534903
Wow wtf i bet all the girls flock to u since ur the biggest asshole here ¬.¬

>>694533817
those men in the 50's were also strong and assertive. being a polite beta faggot isn't enough.

>>694535028
>Decisive
No, theyre just assholes. Those traits are found in people who are assholes accordinf to this one sociological study i read about

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Y'all need to read this book 10 to 15 times

>>694535341
hahahahah you just keep getting more and more retarded. the worlds not black and white like youre painting it kid

>>694532313
*poof* thanks dude! *poof*

>>694535341
Legitimate studies wouldn't use the term "asshole" for obvious reasons. Probably got your shit for Buzzfaggot or something.

>>694535546
>How to be an ASSHOLE?
Nty ill be the one true nice man to break the mold

>>694535614
Im not a kid im 20 years old, im a fucking man so watch ur words fagasshole

>>694535546

lol he picked such a horrible title he needed to explain it

>>694535985
Assholes aren't smart friend ;)

>>694535928

unless you have kids or went to war you aren't a fucking man at 20 years

your brain doesn't even stop developing for another 5 years

i dont believe the cringe im reading in this thread is real anymore

>>694536140
You dont fucking know me asshole, im a man if i say im a man fucking deal with it

>>694536410

you sound like an insecure manlet but whatever you say little guy

>>694536410
lol youre not a man if youre being this much of a virgin dude, sorry to break it to you

lol frosted butts

>>694536590
Im 5' 8" average height of a true man so fuck off.

"I cant stop farting" jesus fucking Christ you fucking weirdo. Shit like that is why

>>694537030

too much, you pushed the bait too far now it's too obvious, was pretty good though

>>694537208
Fart jokes are universally funny though?

Give me her number. I'll get her to talk to ya OP.

>not a nice guy

>>694537404
I dont need help from an asshole tyvm

>>694537364
No they really arent. Sure you can make a wise crack and it might be kinda funny but in a text its the most cringe worthy thing ever

>>694529077
Everyone here talking about how it's confidence and assertiveness that gets girls is right. I'm a nice guy, have my friends tell me they are so happy they met me, and a few even tell me I'm the nicest they've ever met. Not trying to brag about ajything, but I still get girls and can talk to them easily. I just stopped giving a shit about what the end result is, and have a fun life instead. With that, being confident in yourself/not giving a fuck, and some skill on how to talk to women, you'll be golden. Just stop spewing this "girls go after only asshole" and "omg I'm such a nice guy" bullshit, because it's wrong.

/endrant

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>>694537518
I'm not an asshole.

And at least I know how to get a woman to respond to me you tit-diddling fig waddler.

>>694537614
Ok no everyone likes a good fart joke whether online or in person.

>>694538219

are you 13? try making a fart joke in a group of adults and see what happens

>>694538145
How. Oh wait that's right cuz ur probably actually an asshole

>>694538397
If i was 13 i wouldnt be on this site are you fucking stupid??? Me and all my friends love fart jokes

>>694538219
dude come on, everyone likes a fart joke when it comes from friends. you dont just say some shit like that too a girl your tryin to get with off the bat.
go tell one to your boss at work bro

>>694538724

alright we get it you just want attention and will drag out any argument no matter how dumb you sound