>>694527514
i would fug

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>>694527613
Who wouldn't? She's fuckable

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>>694527613
/thread

>>694527514
>implying being willing to fuck something means that I think something is (insert any quality other than having a hole large enough to put my erect penis in)

>>694527514
The fact of the matter is people have different tastes, i would fuck her but only after i put her on mute....aka with a ball gag

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>>694527514

She has some good jokes. Don't be a hipster.

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>>694527936
>not wanting his dick sucked

She probably gives mean head bro. Judging from the size of her mouth I'd say her mouth is probably tighter than her pussy

She's like a hot chick that got fat, then got skinny again but her face fat never went away. She's forever fat face.

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>>694528153
If you think she's fat you really need to go outside and meet real women you faggot.

>>694528586

and if you think she's pretty, then you need glasses, Mr. Magoo.

>>694527613
And she'd eat a package of pepperidge farm cookies by herself after you fugged her.

>>694528738
I never said she was pretty, I said I would fuck her.

>>694528738
...wow...

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>>694528885
Those have like 6 medium sized cookies in them you retard.

>>694528738
Tony Robbins did that Shallow Hal shit to him.

someone just keep dumping, I want to fap to her

>>694528982

no, i think she says, "moo..."

>>694528366
Yeah but then id have to listen to her talk and that would make my penis soft

>>694529198
FOUND THE FAT ASS EVERYONE!

>>694528885
Fuckin motherfucker doesn't know shit about cookies, I hate this asshole especially

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>>694529286
...still wow... I remember when I was a virgin..

>>694529223

hehehe

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I would.

explain this faggots:

I once jerked off to misspiggy (and the chick from the band)

she looks like miss piggy.

I've never been aroused by this bitch.

>>694529565

you're waxing nostalgic about 10 seconds ago?

>>694527514

Schumer is a 5 and her shit personality makes her a 4.

>>694527514
I have no idea who she is, but I'd bang.

Her pussy probably looks like an overstuffed roast beef sandwich

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>>694527514
she's just meh. If she was just a random bar goer, maybe I'd buy her a drink and try some moves, maybe not.

Can't pretend I wouldn't fuck her as a rich celeb, since I'd fuck most rich celebs anyways.

>>694530118

I have no doubt she has massive flaps, but with her tiny mouth i suspect she also has a tiny cunt

she probably has the first case of female phimosis: it would look like a beef sandwich with rubberbands around the middle of it.

>>694527514
fucking ugly bitch

>>694529879
Ms Piggy had personality, that counts for a lot.

>>694530118
>>694530310

>le roastie meme
Back to where you belong virgin;
>>>/r9k/

FYI: Even if a woman has "roastie", it still feels good as fuck which you would know if you weren't a virgin whose only contact youve had with your penis is your own hand.

>>694527514

I would fuck her :)

funny vs pretty

i need at least one of those

>>694530960

well, she's neither, so i guess you're shit outta luck.

>>694530781

yes, we get it already, you fuck fat chicks because they will let you.

>>694527514
8/10? lol man, have you seen her act or in interviews already? she's at best a 6/10. Her body is fine i guess, but her personality must fill your head with shit.
I'm sure she thinks of herself as bangable but rarely gets the opportunity.

>>694531602
fat=/=roastie

Are you retarded kid?

>>694528229
kill yourself

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>>694527514
>if you won't fuck a chubby 35yo you're gay

>>694527514
6/10 at best

>>694532888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN.

Post a non glamour photo of her where piggy looks even remotely fuckable

HINT: you can't

>>694527514
I'd fuck her, but I would make sure her feminazi-ass would NOT enjoy it.

>>694529741
>professional make-up, hair dressing, and photoshop touch-ups still can't bring her above a 6/10

kek, she's hopeless. She actually looks worse here

Id fuck her. Preferably face down and ass up.

>>694534073
amy is more attrctive than her

She's like 200+ lbs and needs hours in make-up to look even passable, what is wrong with you fucks lately?

>>694534394
>/b/tards pretending they have standards
kek

>>694534538
You should not fuck a woman who is over 200lbs.

>>694527514
yes, we would all fuck her.

she is still an ugly annoying stupid, unfunny cunt.

Well, I HAVE fucked her. Numerous times.

In the end, it was not worth it, and she put me into one of her stand-up routines.

Yeah, I am THAT guy.

never in my life ever

that's not to say I've never laid anything uglier than her. I have. and proudly. but purely for the fact ppl say she's attractive and she's not is the reason I'd never tap that.

Wasnt there a gif of her fucking herself in the ass with a wine bottle or some shit?

>>requesting

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you guys are losing sight of what a woman is supposed to look like. too much of this "brave" fat women culture

>>694536561
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
Just gotta understand
some of like a lot of variety
it signifies a lack of attachment that I'd like a thick curvy woman with big tits one second and a skinny twig of a woman with smaller tits but an amazing ass the next. I like em all, and I want em all, but I don't being told what I should be into.

Would not fuck.

I don't mess with nigger lovers.

>>694535885

She's not that adventurous. Banging Amy Schumer can't possibly be enjoyable. She lays there and does nothing.

>>694527514

dude her face is really off putting especially when she tries to make hot expressions. I'm set.

>>694528366
this. her head game strong bc she's a fat slut but I'd gag her afterwards.

>>694534174
no she isnt. unless ur a basement fedora fag