Sleep.

go backwards

Fuck myself with a branch

World shatters again :)

Slaughter a village

Masturbate

put sword in pooper

proceed left

Left

light yourself on fire

Shove a cherry flavor lubed up chainsaw into my urethra

Giant Nigger joins the party

>>694510063
carve my shield into a sword, discard old sword

>>694510835
ROLL

>>694510733
Kek

>>694510733
listen man i earned my dubs now do it

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>>694510733
>>694510755
Do both at the same time

>>694511183
roll

>>694510063
Take middle path and whistle a song to myself

Go left

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>>694510733

>Remembering the teachings of your master, you immediately put your sword, hilt-first, into your rectum.

>This is the deadly "bee-style", one of the more dangerous combat forms.

>Truly you are prepared for combat.

>>694511222
noice trips m80

>>694511222
Oh shit.

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>>694510755

>After readying your sword in the proper style, you decide to head down the left path.

>Eventually you find yourself surrounded by mountains and rocky terrain.

>What could be around the next corner? Good thing your Bee Style will protect you.

>>694511323
You run into the middle path with anal ecstasy and courage making bee sounds to scare of animals

>>694511222

>You have already shoved your sword up your bum and headed down the left path.

>You are currently on the mountain path.

>This is the right way to do things.

You go left and stumble upon a bee's nest. They challenge you to a battle of honor. You defeat their leader and are now the bee king

>>694511503
put shield in pooper as well

>>694511673
roll

>>694511673
rerolllll

Shit yourself and run back to the crossroads

A village full of living dildos is around the corner

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>>694511737
reroll

shatter the earth time continuum using only my anus

Start yelling "I am here to get fuck bitches and get money, and I'm already rich af"

>>694511503
You drop your shield and go chasing after it as it rolls down the mountain, getting terribly lost in the process.

>>694511968
rollin for this

A village of people who all look exactly like Will Smith is found.

Become an hero.

shatter the earth time continuum using only my anus and spearmint gum

>>694511503
search your surroundings for rocks. big ones, maybe coconut sized. pick up said rocks

>>694512031
re roll

You find a cave

A small village of furries lies ahead.. you can smell their musks.

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you see pic related eating her ice cream when a wild pack of nigger attempt to rob and rape her wat do?

>>694512105
roll

>>694511807
Roll

>>694512014
Reroll

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>>694511968

>>694512233
winner

>>694512233
>>694512200
combine the two winners

You are now a non binary (social justice) warrior. Training to be the King of the cucks

>>694512405
It fits so perfectly

>>694512521
thanks friendo

You now decide to take a dump in the middle of the road. No one is watching you anyways(?)

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>>694512200
>>694512233

>As you traverse the mountain path you come across a young woman eating a confectionery treat.

>Suddenly a wild pack of nigger come out of nowhere. They seem intent on robbing and/or raping this poor woman.

>Immediately you shit your pants, losing the sword in the process, as you run back to the crossroads.

>Clearly the mountains are not for you.

>LOST Sword

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you encounter squidward with a gun

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>>694512200
kek
this old dude will give you 100 gold for her

>>694512770
replace sword in anus with lit torch in anus
activating the even deadlier flaming bee style

say that child support is due and that the police are coming

>>694512903
roll for this

You pick up a small twig and equip it in your sword slot

>>694512770
find a rock to affix to your torch to make a new weapon

>>694512966
winner my chicken dinner

>>694512962
>>694512853
roll

>>694512966
kek

Masturbate

>>694512903
roll

>>694513100
>>694512966
combine?

>>694512770
You take off your armor and strip for them, in hopes that they will ignore the lady and go for you.

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>>694513100
oh god

>>694513100
anal masturbation
a gay furry's true test

Go backwards and do the flaming bee style

>>694513193
Fucking white knight

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>>694512966

>You didn't want to have to resort to this, but without your sword it's all you can do. Your master warned you to only use it in dire circumstances.

>Lighting the torch, you aim carefully and jam it up your poopy butthole.

>Flaming Bee Style Activated!

>comeatmebro.jpg

((OP here, will try to keep up as best I can, keep 'em coming.))

>>694512962
roll

>>694513299
Oh fuck

>>694512853
roll

>>694513488
Dubs on dubs on dubs

Go forward

You stumble upon an ewok village

You stumble upon a dead hooker

>>694513377
Double dubs checked OP.

You now proceed to fart in their general direction, hopefully, incinerating them.

Develop ass-shattering diarrhea

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>>694513100
>>694513299

>You nearly forgot how great it feels to have something shoved up your own ass. It feels intensely erotic.

>You figure you have plenty of time to do whatever it is you're trying to accomplish, so you begin masturbating furiously.

>It doesn't take long for you to climax and you disregard cleanup entirely. However, you feel as if you are being watched...

>>694513630
yeah this OP

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you find a rock that challenges you to a fight to the death.

>>694513686
Reroll

now put torch in pooper and go ahead

>>694513713
Roll

>>694513488
waste


>>694512853
roll but he says you can go 1st

>>694513422

>In the distance you hear someone yelling about child support. You're not entirely sure, but you probably aren't alone in the forest?

(( Sorry, no pic ))

>>694513994
yell back that you dindu nufin

You come across a dog.

George comes through a portal to have a rematch

Lick the semen off the ground

>>694513994
waddle stealthily as you dont want torch to go out towards noise

>>694514088
kek

>>694514088
REEEEEEE WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DUBS I AM BLESSED BY LORD KEK

>>694513994
You now take a dump right were you are standing.

>>694514088
I tsfkak'ed

>>694514106
Roll

The gang of wild niggers are done with the girl and have found you

>>694513713
Rollerino

Harambe swings from the vines and challenges us

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George joins the party

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You see a little boy and you ask if he's lost

>>694514564
fucking roll for littel boy joins party

>>694514421
Reroll

You notice a mushroom on the ground and shove it up your poopshaft, causing extreme hallucinations. In your hallucinations, there are no more paths, and all you see is Goetse. You become entranced by the gaping anus and slowly you are engulfed in poopy goodness. You are fine with this

>>694514564
omfg rerolling

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>>694514564
reeerooooolllll

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>>694514088

>You shout the magic spell "IDINDU NUFFIN!" Arcane energies swirl around you as the fabric of time and space are warped around your very being.

>Immediately the last hour of your life never happened. Your past self has been brought forward one hour in time and the spell cannot be activated for another twenty-four hours.

>You are back at the crossroads. The sword and torch are back in your inventory and you have been cleaned up.

>Ahead lies three paths: Left, Right, and Forwards

>>694514881
Kill self

>>694514881
FUCK
if dubs go down middle path

>>694514767
y u do dis

>>694514881
Check to see if there are any frog droppings on either of the paths

downlod really really really funny banana

>>694514881
All the progress lost

You take a left confident you can kill the pack of niggers

Look for bugs under rocks. You need sustenance and protein.

Fordwarino

>>694514881
walk backwards down middle path singing it was a good day by ice cube

Put torch in pooper, put shield on ground, stand on shield, fart furiously. The farts will burn with the fire from the torch and will make you a supersonic fart-powered warrior.

>>694514881
what happend to the grill?

>>694515211
Fuck

>>694514564
Rerolling for this and also go left

>>694514564
rollin'

>>694514767
kekkers

>>694511503
A bunch of virgin lolis

>>694515299
wasted

>>694515283
Roll this

>>694515283
roll for this

>>694515388
Fucking wasted

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>>694514755

>One major problem with the IDINDU NUFFIN spell is its gastrointestinal disturbance qualities. With the combined effects of ramming both sword and torch into your anus, you develop some serious ass-shattering diarrhea.

>Thankfully you're used to anal play, so most of it slips out without getting on your tunic or armor. However, the stench is horrible and it's everywhere.

>EVERYWHERE

>>694514564
Little boy plz rerolling

>>694515528
Search for signs of amphibious life

>>694515299
>>694515344
>>694515388
>>694515455
>>694515577
so many goddamn dubs

>>694515711
Check em

You and the little boy together are now confident enough to save the little girl go left.

A rock challenged you to a dick fight.

>>694515528
go middle path to find a beach, use flaming bee style fart to fasion a crude glass container, use container to scoop up shit from idindu nuffin spell

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>>694515211

>A thought enters your head of downloading a really really funny banana, though you're unsure of what that means.

>Maybe you're just hungry.

(( OP here, trying to keep up, stay with me. Please refrain from rerolls, hilarious as they may be. ))

You find a little girl and decide to rape her
She enjoys it

>>694516098
rolling for Harambe attack

You decide to summon a demon whose power will help you

find pumpkin

>>694516098
Looks for berries

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>>694515455

>Suddenly you are struck with inspiration as you have the best idea to get around.

>You light your torch and stick it in your anus once more.

>You stand on your shield.

>You fart.

>The force sends you rocketing down the right path at enormous speed! It doesn't last long, however, but you do manage to find yourself in front of a cave.

roll down slope of some sort

enter cave singing

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you see a little girl in the cave

make a cave painting

>>694516507
Cushion your impact by landing on some virgin lolis while screaming aloha snack bar and eating a pretzel

A wild bear comes out of the cave and tries to viciously stroke your member

Yell loudly in the cave

>>694513100
>>694515211
>>694511222
>>694510733
>>694515344
>>694515455
>>694512966
>>694513377
>>694513488
>>694513299

>>694516790
holy shit stop samefagging we get it you like earthbound kill yourself m80

>>694516907
Roll

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>>694515577

>You pick up your shield but decide to leave the torch where it is. Scorching Bee Style is very deadly!

>Upon nearing the entrance, you find a strange boyish creature and ask him if he is lost.

>He replies "yaaako"

>You still smell like shit.

>>694517184
Kick him

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>>694517184
You encounter smug.png and are forced to ally with the smol boy to fend it off.

Bill Cosby appears with two drinks as gifts

Kick him twice

>>694517369
rolling

>>694517184
Check to see if any frogs or amphibious creatures reside in or near the cave

>>694510063
rollerina (f)

BLM protest blocks the path. Niggers go rabid

>>694517299
Better yet, beat the ever loving shit out of him for XP. Consume his corpse for good measure, maybe you will absorb his power.

pet him

>>694517541
Roll for nigs

Take the child's head and suffocate him between your soggy shitty butt cheeks. Use his corpse as a weapon.

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>>694516911

>Suddenly a bear bursts from the cave and comes charging at you! You try to reach your shield but you are too late! It knocks the young boy aside and makes a swipe at you and you prepare for impact.

>Instead it viciously attacks your dick with the worst handjob ever received. Still, you are somewhat aroused by the situation...

>You are unsure if you should let the bear continue.

You and the boy sneak past the bear deep into the cave

Look for frogs goddamnit

>>694517792
the boy joins in

>>694517737
>>694517792
Now use the bear as a weapon.

You cum at an amazing speed killing the bear on contact

>>694517792
Fuck the bear and the kid

Pee on bear for dominance

>>694517792
Ask the bear for location of a pond or damp area that would have frogs

>>694518001
Never mind, just the bear

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Pinned on the ground, the little boy tossed you a knife!

Shove kid in wild pooper

>>694518081
You know what, yeah both of them

>>694518153
Maybe just the bear then

>>694517737
>>694518129
Already said.

>>694517792
The bear shits on the young boy

put bear in pooper

The little boy joins in to eat the bear's ass

>>694518212
Yeah just the bear

The bear swallows your warm semen and uses it to make his powers increase exponentially

let the bear finish. jizz on it. you jizz is powerful and the bear is now in love with you. it let you ride him, as long as you put the torch on his anus this time. Scorching Bee-Bear.

Boys mother shows up with funny banana

You sneeze on the bear and the bear dies, because it is very gemaphobic.

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>>694517711

>You gently pet the bear as it's giving you a handy. Eventually you reach a vicious, bloody climax, spewing blood and semen everywhere.

>This seems to be some sort of ritual for the bear, as it wants to know follow you on your adventure as an animal companion.

>The boy is still on the ground.

>BEAR GET!

>>694518001
>>694518081
>>694518153
>>694518212
>>694518284
Trying so hard.

You get raped and murdered by niggers play as bear

Commit suicide as a form of psychological warfare against the bear

Die the bear rainbow and show it tumblr

>>694518613
Roll

Drive the bear off a cliff and use his body for cushioning, also butt boy weapon

>>694518561
Roll

Mount bear and ride as your trusty steed

Get dubs

The bear is actually a demon

>>694518829
roll

As you "scream daddy" in joy the bear looks you in the eyes and runs away in pursuit of its father

Little boy gets ass cancer, starts spewing blood from pooper harder than space program

The bear demands that you please it as well. It offers honey as lubricant.

>>694519046
Roll

put boy in bear's pooper

>>694518613
Roll

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>>694518899

>>694518899
Get dubs Then head deep into the cave to rxplore

come across a DANK swamp

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>>694518899

>You're not sure why you didn't notice them before, but there's a pair of shiny dubs on the ground.

>You decide to pick them up and add them to your inventory, though you're not sure what they do...

>DUBS GET

>The boy, growing tired of your shit, walks home.

You engage the bear with a very sexual wink

feed boy to bear, save what comes out of pooper

mont bear, ride into cave called Yomama, find out what is deep inside Yomama.

>>694519533
>dubs get
>gets dubs
>33
you venture deeper into the cave and come across a time portal. You hear a large sound and then in a flash, the very fabric of space and time is literally CUT before you.
>the image is separated in the middle showing a white background

>>694519940
roll quads

>>694519533
go deep into the cave, ask the bear if there is any treasure here.

Get it on with the bear till nightfall

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>>694518922

>The bear is beginning to make odd motions towards you as well as nudging you forward. Somehow you can hear the bear speaking into your mind, not words, but thoughts.

>You remove the torch from your anus as a courtesy and hop onto the bear. The weird feeling of both riding a bear and not being in a saddle is uncomfortable at first, but you trust the bear.

>You both ride forward deeper into the cave!

>Torch returned to inventory

>>694519533
Slap the fuck out of the kid

you feed the bear some leftover m&m's in your pocket.
you then mount the bear and sing show tunes as you explore further in the caves.

>>694519998
>9998
reroll

>>694519998
Off by one. Kill self

scavenge for dingleberries and eat them automatically giving you an army of baby sea turtles that can moonwalk back in time

A white officer appears

>>694520347
Get shot

Blow a load on the Bears back

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>>694519998

OP here, thanks for keeping thread alive, I'm having fun.

Will keep going until quads, death, or some sort of resolution.

stick a thumb in the bear's ass to accelerate its speed, deeper into the cave. tell the bear it should be sniffing for treasure.

Teach bear flaming bee style

>>694520446
Roll

>>694520532
Roll

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as you deeper into unknown territory, you come across the guardian of the caves!

summon flame atronach and charge into the caves

ride bear into white christian church then pray to allah

insert the dubs inside the bear anus. camp for the night sleep on the bear's tummy.

>>694520590
Reroll

>>694520665
roll

>>694520331
reroll

>>694520630
*as you go

use the wizards magical computer to look up a adventure thread on /b/

>>694520752
reroll

Learn the ways of islam, acquire new fancy clothing

>>694520752
>>694520752
use the computer to fap to a trap thread on /b/ instead

>>694520875
reroll

you play the bear at a game of yahtzee

Kill self

>>694520590
Roll 4 bear

SacPac the bear to summon cthulu