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Well /b/, I finally mustered up the courage to stick that razer
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Well /b/, I finally mustered up the courage to stick that razer up my ass, like I promised yesterday.

First dubs rolled and it's going up there. For real.
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Blade 1st.
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ok mr nasty, give it a try
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I did it anyway. Oh fucking god it hurts. I lubed it up and it went straight in.

If I pull it out, I'm getting blood everywhere. Wat do?
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FUCKING KEK HE DID IT WITHOUT KNOWING OF ALL MIGHTY DUBS
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Stream it.
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>>694508059
leave it there for the rest of your life mate
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>>694508059
shit it out
also holy fuck, you madman
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>>694507757
congrats op.have a cookie
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Nigger what are you thinking!!!
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>>694508435
well I mean
there were dubs before so
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>>694508059
>call ambulance
>set up live stream
>don't bleed out or get sepsis
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op start a fucking stream pls
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>>694509000
shit i got trips
i DEMAND you stick the whole thing up.
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Guys, I'm getting sick and it's hurting more by the second. Blood is coming out.

I cannot afford to go to the ER. Wtf do I do?
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>>694508059
Zoomed out photo to verify razor part is in ass. Fucking gullible retards
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>>694508059
Go to the ER, give them a story to tell.
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>>694509134
STREAM IT FAGGOT
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>>694507757
>dubs

You must be a retard to be concerned about the post numbers. This is a waste of time. People wonder why /b/ isn't what it used to be... this is the reason. Dubs? Honestly, are you fucking retarded?
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you can set up payment plans of 20 dollars a month for hospital bills
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stream at the hospital
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Is that you brother nero?
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>>694509322
FUCKING STREAM IT.
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twist the razor around while streaming
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Timestamp or fake
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>>694509134
...you die
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36 decides what I draw
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>>694509777
Trips
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>>694508059
>balls aren't dropping

HES FUCKING UNDERAGED

MODS HELP
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not believing this is real until i see some fucking blood you faggot
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>>694508059
OP lets see the full end of the razor sticking out?
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Pull it out and use it to shave
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>>694509777
You decide
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>>694509777
penis
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>>694508059
Absolutely 0 asshair or ball hair
How old are you???? Jesus were fucked if mods show up
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Poop it out
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Still waiting for the timestamp
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>>694510109
balls didn't even drop yet man
underaged fuck
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>dubs get!
dickbutt
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>>694509777
36 decides you drop OP.
>>694510277
nice dubs
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>>694510277
dubs speaks true!
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Octopus
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Where's the pubes?
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Pls stream op
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>>694509134
It's a lie. He is not gething sick yet. Not that fast.
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Alright. So, what the fuck is going on here.
All i understand is that an underage fuck put a razor in his ass.
Its a razor for women, too.
Hows the fag gonna explain to his mom why her razor is all bloody?
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>>694510200
No, he is probably a trap, or Canadian.
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>>694510938
'I got dubs mom'
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>>694510938
considering the perpensity of faggots/trannies on this board, I'm gonna bet it's a waxed faggot
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>>694509945
>>694510109
>>694510200
>>694510938
you people are fucking retarded
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>>694511109
*propensity

Dumbfuck. Don't use a word if you can't even spell it.
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>>694509134
post pix

>When you can't do that because you stuck the handle in and covered the blade with your hand because you're AN ATTENTION SEEKING S P I N S T E R B I T C H
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Here's peepee!
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>>694511207
They are stupid, but funny as fuck!
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whats that weird growth on your balls?
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>>694511214
I'm sorry. I didn't realize /b/ was the scholarly board of literacy.

Dipshit.
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>>694511627
>scholarly board of literacy
nice big words to make you look real dog-gone smert, retard
pretty redundant
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>>694511627
>I'm sorry. I didn't realize /b/ was the scholarly board of literacy.

apology accepted. we do have standards here anon. we're not fucking /pol/
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>>694511504
We need answers
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>>694511791
>nice big words
hahaha you fucking inbred
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>>694512062
i can call you inbred too for failing to realize that i used "big words" sarcastically/mockingly but ok
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>>694511627
That's okay, even if you are still a dumbass.
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>>694512062
Not fucking wanting to be in this, but gonna do it again.

Is that the best you can do? "Oh, right where it hurts. Inbred."
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>>694511983
seriously, is that op's dick? botched circumcision? wtf op? we're gonna have to biopsy that thing.
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>>694512269
but you didnt use it sarcastically, you actively criticized his use of "big words." I'm sorry if english is hard for you
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Of which how is it posissible of to be a botched circumcision where when it through it all of the docktor fault?
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