>>694484985
Anal

>>694484985
The weed for sure.

these are all fucking stupid, you're stupid, go fuck yourself

>>694484985
Death by snusnu it is.

>>694484985
The weed.

>>694484985
nutella i would never have to worry about staring to death

>>694484985
>implying the weed wont get you both the other things

>>694485407
you'll be raped by black people forever

Anal sex.
Since I desire no anal sex, I'll never have it. Even if some guy tries to rape my anus in prison, his dick will magically explode, and nobody will try to touch me after that.
Although OP is autistic and set an 8 hour minimum, so I'll simply choose the nutella.

Anyone who chooses 3 is gay. Who wants to get fucked in the ass that much?

>>694485437
You will be raped by black people forever

I want the weed, but 8 hours of anal a day sounds easier than 6 ounces of weed a day, unless I can be incredibly wasteful.

I guess anal sex? I don't think I could smoke that much, and I think I would die from the Nutella. I don't know if it's possible to have that much anal, but if all you have to do is have a dick in an ass, you could just fuck someone light while you're busy doing shit on your computer or watching TV or something, I guess.

>>694484985
your rules are retarded, fuck you OP you cocksucker

>>694485651
Raped by black people you will be
-Yoda

>>694485725
Black people will rape you forever

>>694485612
Make bets with people that they can't go balls deep in your ass, infinite money yo.

>>694485612
Actually, it says you have as much anal sex as you desire, but it also says to have a minimum of 8 hours, which is a contradiction of you want less than 8.
So, OP's anal sex is completely invalid because he wrote it in a retarded way.
OP also said "at lease" instead of at least, so those become completely invalid, also.
I am free to avoid these choices completely because of these loopholes. My mother or any family member, or me, will not die in our sleep, or in any horrific way, or any time soon, and this also applies to my pets. Me, my pets, and my family will never get raped by anyone, and OP will get raped by black people for octillions of years while drinking his father's shit.

OP here
Choose a choice or you will be raped by black folk

Probably weed because I'm not gay and dont want to get fat.

>>694486127
OP here
Fucking choose one or youll be raped by black men

>You must eat at least 1,81 kg of Nutella a day

How to die in a week.

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>>694485725
I agree, I think OP is probably a gay retard.

>>694486271
It is "You'll" and not "Youll."
OP will be raped by black people for even longer, now.

>>694486448
OP here
Choose one or you will be raped by black men

>>694486501
OP here
Choose 1 faggot

>>694486530
OP here
I hope you get raped by black people asshole
And I am the OP black people cant rape me

>>694486643
I choose nothing, this is my choice.

Check'em.

>>694486787
It is not "Cant" it is "Can't."
OP will be raped by black people for eternity. He will never be able to do anything to me, or anyone else, except squirm against black cock and spill his mushy shit onto their immortal shafts.
This will stay in effect eternally after the End of Time.

>>694486955
OP here
You're dubs wont stop you from being raped by black people

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>>694484985
weed

>>694486985
OP here
fuck you black people cant rape me Im the OP

>>694484985
Anal. Can it be with whoever I like?

>>694484985
If i choose anal, can it only be for 4 hours if my dick is in an ass while a dick is in mine? Or could i just keep something up my ass for 8 hours a day?

OP here
Come on guys more people have to choose

>>694487185
This is actually really good bait, but I'll stop now.

>>694487647
OP here
Yes.

>>694487684
OP here
Yes

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Anal. And I choose to put it in this.

>>694487792
OP here
Fuck off and be raped by black people forever, faggot

>>694487803
Well then anal is clearly the best choice.

>>694484985
Duh, anal. That's like my personal heaven.

butt sex

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>>694484985
Weed. I might end up brain dead. But I don't wanna eat myself to death. And the anal is just too much sex for one day.

>>694485651
me

>>694484985
Anal, but my dick would probably be dead

>>694484985
Well 6 ounces of weed is stupid. You would literally have to sit there all day chain smoking joints and presumably die because youre too fucked up to work etc...would pick if i could be super wasteful like throwing it all in a fire and inhaling the smoke
Nutella would give you diabeetus and heart failure, thats like 4 pounds of sugar every day
Which leaves you with anal, personally i prefer just standard pussy sex but it can be with anyone, so now im fucking celebrities, random hotties and all of OP's friends and pets and partners seeing as that cunt only said couldn't fuck family. Also put on condom and fall asleep with my dick in katy perrys ass>>694484985

>>694484985
Anal is the best choice.
All weed does is make me hungry and I don't like nutella. There's a fucking list of girls i would bury my dick in for 8 hours.

nutella

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>>694488653
>fall asleep with my dick in katy perrys ass
I didn't think about that. Anal might be the only option where you don't end up fucked over for life. I change my choice to anal then. Ive always wanted too fuck this bitch.

Weed, definitely weed

I would have anal sex with op's family, film it and sell it

>>694489398
OP here
You can't do that thats against the rules I set

>>694488653
>fall asleep with my dick in katy perrys ass

This anon gets it.

Can I share my weed with the raping black people? Do black people even like Nutella? I won't share the ass, oh don't worry.

6 ounces a day? I'd have to smoke joints back to back. I'd still take the weed, tho. Sell a lot of that shit. If I get caught and goto jail I'd assume the rules will still work and I'll still get my weed

>>694488635
>>694488653
Ohh I didnt think about just leaving it in there. Ty,anon.

>>694489587
this is /B/
we don't play by rules
>especially ones made by the that faggot OP

Weed

>>694489735
OP here
No you cant share it

>>694489737
OP here
You cant sell it or youll be raped by black people

Anal forever hehe my butt is ready XD

Weed, eventually will grow a tolerance after my lungs are charred after day 3.

>>694489849
OP here
I hope you enjoy being raped by black people, faggot

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No point in having a lifetime supply a weed if you have to smoke it all alone. It'll get stale and boring after a while.

A lifetime supply of Nutella would turn you into a landwhale, especially with that daily eating quota.

> pick anal
> sleep with your dick in someones ass every night
>sleep at least 8 hours a day

voila, now you can do it whenever you want without worrying about the requirement.

weed
even tho i'm a homo faggot.

>>694490010
Ok then. In that case I'll be making sleeping noises is Katy Perry's ass as well.

Only the pot seems doable, 8 hour long erection day after day or eating a shit ton of nuttella not so much.

>>694484985
weed

>>694484985
Anal. Would love to bone my m8

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>>694485443
>>694485308
>>694485509
>>694486167
>>694487111
>>694488212
>>694489333
>e
>>694489925
>>694489737
>>694490120

my niggas

>>694484985
Weed of course
anal would get tiring and isn't always great, I'd rather fap to it
I can't eat that much nutella

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>>694484985
>at lease

>>694484985
Anal, the only choice that wont be bad for your health if you choose the right person. Also, 8 hours a day will make you fit

>>694491156
OP here
Choose one or be raped by black people

>>694484985
Um. this is so dumb. None of this is something I would want.

>>694491509
OP here
Choose or else you will be raped by black people forever

I can only assume that the black people had "Raping indecisive white boys all day", as one of their four choices. That's racist.

Weed

>>694484985
All the anal with your crush/gf
Fucking cuck

Weed
Basically what I was doing for two years anyway

>>694491836
OP here
Choose one or be raped by black people

>>694491902
OP here
You cant do that that counts as family

>>694491509
You know you want anal.

Weed

>>694485506
>Nutella
>staring

>>694484985
Anal. 64oz of Nutella/day is insane. I don't want to be high that much as its a waste of time.

>>694492048
Butt pussy

>don't smoke pot
>Don't prefer Nutella over normal peanut butter
Anal sex with anyone for me please. Now what are my other two wishes?

>>694492116
No it doesn't. Wife is family. No law makes a gf/crush a family member. You can't deny this or you get anally raped by niggers.
You can't change the rules or you get anally raped by niggers.
Not only a duck but a faggot too

>>694486127
It's not invalid you autistic pos. Learn to read. He's just saying you can have 8-24 hours of anal sex a day.

>>694492510
OP here
Fuck you faggot this is my thread I make the rules here not you faggot
I can change the rules if I want
I hope you like being raped by black people forever

>>694484985
Weed

>>694484985
>weed is for losers
>nutella makes you fat
anal is the obvious choice

>>694487803
>>694487701
>>694487185
Etc. What are you doing? Is this your first thread or something?

>>694484985
anal

>>694484985
I don't smoke weed, and that's almost 10,000 calories of Nutella per day.

Anal by default.

>>694484985
Anal

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Question. Does the weed have to be smoked? What about vaporizers? Are teas and edibles fine? Does it have to be only buds? Is hashish and glass available. What about method? Bong blunt bowl ect? What quality is the weed? Is it shitty mids of dank ass bud?

>>694484985
I would have anal for 16 hours a day with every girl or guy OP has ever liked or will ever like

>>694484985
weed
>eating nutella would make me fat and puke everyday
>fucking for 8 hours straight would destroy my dick
getting baked would just make me baaked

>>694488212
Movement wasn't stipulated with the anal. Though half your waking life with a dick in your ass or vice versa is pretty annoying. But you get to force people to be where you are at so that's kinda neat.

>>694492870
OP here
No faggot choose one. Or youll be raped by black people forever

>>694492988
OP here
You must smoke the weed through blunts. And you cant waist a single drop

>>694484985
Anal

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>>694484985
>anal

without braking the rules

walk around with a detached arsehole on my dick.

have anal with inter-temporal inter-galactic and inter-dimensional beings, becoming an anal doctor who. appearing out of a spacial "hole" visiting new and exciting beings and fucking them in the arse.

i could find and use technology of these worlds and planes to become immortal living as the arse god for all time the possibilitys anon the......possibilitys
i would walk aroun

>>694492687
>is fag
>is mad
>is cuck
You don't have to say "OP here", we can tell. Going to fuck your crush as we speak
A
N
A
L
L
Y

>>694490232
I couldn't get comfortable like that.

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>>694484985
i like neither of these things...

>>694484985
>You must smoke at lease 6 ounces of weed a day
Do I have to smoke it? Like, can it be consumed other ways instead?

ANAL

>>694484985
weed 100%

>>694493095
I already did. But the frequency of you posts and pleas screams "newfag"

>>694484985
>don't smoke weed
>don't like nutella
the answer is obvious

>>694493294
OP here
You have to only fuck humans

>>694484985
strange, because i think out of all the people i know, op would love the ass fucking the most, because hes a massive faggot.
also, i think anal

>>694493533
is it the nigger rape?

>>694493296
OP here
I hope you like being raped by black people, because you just got the rape sentence

>>694484985
its either overdosing or getting fat

what if my dick is in an ass, while i do other stuff, such as sleep or watch tv

does that count?

>>694484985
Weed ofc.

>ya did gud op
>ya did rly gud

Anal obviously

>>694493628
what

>>694493363
OP here
You have to choose or else youll be raped by black people forever

>>694493781
OP here.
Of course it counts.

>>694484985
>I would smoke all six ounces in a cingle hi. Space bag type shit thing, vape it all into a huge water bong and get fucking destroyed on the daily.

>>694493497
OP here
Your gonna be raped by black people forever

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Weed...Weed for sure

>>694493933
Jokes on you, that was my choice.

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>>694484985
6 ounces a day???

what the fuck is wrong with you
>2-1h-a-day weed smoker

Haha A lot of y'all are getting raped by black people over trifling technicalities. I'm sitting back, 6ozez stoned, laughing, and using commas and shit!

>>694493400
OP here
You have to smoke it, only through blunts

>>694484985
I hate nutella and anal, so i guess im stuck with niqqer drugs.

>>694493781
OP here
yes

>>694493728
I don't mind, since I'm penetrating your crush's loose asshole. Who knows, maybe the niggers will notice the bubblebutt and give it a try as well.

>>694486501
this is OP

>>694493919
OP here
You cant do that you can only smoke through blunts

>>694494101
OP here
How can you be fucking my crush if its against the rules and your being raped by black people?

>>694484985
If I choose no 1, no job, my goals in life are gone and I will get the lung cancer
If I choose no 2, I will become an amerifat and I will hate nutella after a week
If I choose no 3, I can pick to have sex with any woman I want, and I can get around the 8 hours a day thing by going to sleep with my dick inside her ass.

black people rape it is

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>>694493619
have anal with inter-temporal inter-galactic and inter-dimensional HuMans, becoming an anal doctor who. appearing out of a spacial "hole" visiting new and exciting people and fucking them in the arse

but the same powers that hold me to the 8 hours also state "anal with any one"

so i can choose other times or dimensions and those powers must obey there own rules and oblige my butt lusting travels by opening the way, Correct?

>>694494199
Rather be raped by niggers, fucking blunts are disgusting and a huge waste. Can I get raped by niggers while smoking 6 ounces out of a bong?

Well this is a lose-lose-lose for me.

Weed is for niggers.

Nutella is unhealthy as fuck.

I don't have time to spend 8 hours on anal.

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>>694484985
Weed, but six ounces a day? Oof. I guess if I mess with my steam shower settings, I could rig something up.

>>694493095
why's OP such a faggot

>>694484985
Hot damn, I don't even know how ounces convert, but I'd still choose all 3 everyday.

>>694494469
>2015+1
>not understanding that theres are 24 hours in a day
Sure you don't, you just want nigger rape

>>694494356
1. It's not
2. It's called an anal conga line

>>694494469
OP never said you have to be awake for the buttsecks

>>694494417
OP here
Real humans only, and you have to be a real human too

>>694494680
Bitch you can't change the rules after the first post. Biiiitch

6 ounces is a fuckton, and would be pretty ridiculous but i could handle 8 hours of my dick in some ass

>>694494549
OP here
Raped by black people for you then

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>at least six ounces
>a day

>>694484985
>-You cannot sell, give away, share, barter, or otherwise distribute the weed or nutella, it can only be used by you

I would leave my Nutella out in the open, unattended, wherever I went with the full intention of returning to consume it later.

Then I would wander around places with high amounts of poor and starving people, so they would steal it and thus have food.

>>694484985
weed.

>>694494641
OP here
My thread, my rules, your talking out of the same ass thats being raped by black people

>>694494769
OP here
My thread my rules faggot

>>694485725
this

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all these people falling asleep with dick in ass then it slips out at night and you wake up to a nigger rape in the morninh

>>694494563
Having googled the conversion for ounce to gramm, I now have come to the conclusion, that 6 ounce weed a day is almost impossible

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>>694494983

>>694494850
OP here
The nutella can only be eaten by you

Hey. I'm pretty sure leaving your dick in an ass for 8 hours will get it partially digested. That would stink

Op, can I be the receiver of said anal?

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>>694494680
people in other places are still real people anon. if that's time, space or any other dimension.
and i can have anal WITH ANY ONE human.

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>>694484985
At the very least, can the potency of the weed raise in proportion to my increased tolerance?

>smoke six ounces of weed a day
>SIX FUCKING OUNCES

is this even possible?

>>694495110
OP here
I hope you enjoy black people rape

>>694495164
OP here
Yes

>>694494922
My dick, your crush's ass. The loose ass of the girl you can't even look straight in the eye you fuck pussy mad cuck fag, yet half the school have ravaged her loose shithole

>>694495173
OP here
You cant do that because I said you cant. Its my thread. I hope you enjoy being raped by black people.

>>694495369

Then the anal sex for sure. I choose a male dog as my partner.

>>694495480
OP here
I get raped by niggers, my rules.

>>694494040
Ah, well, fuck that, I ain't smoking shit. I'd pick the weed if I could take it some other way.
Fuck smoking.

>>694495448
OP here
You arent fucking her because your taking it in the ass and the dick by black men penis
And I fucked my crush at a party nimrod

>>694484985
Anal while I'm asleep
But it's the girls and lolis which will sleep with me who are doing all the work while I sleep, so my dick never slips out and I'm safe

Weed. Sex is free.

>>694495322
OP here
No black people left, having a gang rape session at my place ;)

>>694495314
Whiz Khalifa only goes through one a day lol

>>694484985
i choose all the anal sex my heart desires
>my heart desires zero anal sex

>>694495545
OP here
fuck off this is my thread Im the OP not you

Anal

>>694495707
OP here
Get out of my thread faggot Im the OP not you

the weed wtf

>>694495728
OP here
You must have at least 8 hours of anal sex a day

>>694495734
OP here
I keep samefagging for some reason, I can't stop! it's like im addicted. Also I love cock

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>>694495480
no i have been following your rules and you never said i could not do that.

What a shit house op

>>694495897
Faggot detected

>>694495173
op here you can

>>694495630
You fuck your hand while crying in the shower, you mad cuck. And even with a couple of niggerdicks in my ass, my cock is as hard as even poking around your crush's large intestine. Prostate massage is a thing.

>>694495928
OP here
I'ts my thread and it's my rules so if you're jealous of how many nigs I take up my ass then gtfo

>>694495919
OP here
Fuck off of my thread NOW

>>694495897
six ounces a day tho

>>694495928
OP here
I can change the rules if I want. How does the black people penis taste?

>>694484985
Anal. Assuming you can trade them out and not be stuck with the same gaping hole.
Would be a lot of girls ending up wearing adult diapers.

I would pick the weed if it wasn't 6 oz a day.Too much even for me.

4 pounds of nutella a day would be just horrible.

>>694495928
Fucking qwop

>>694496106
OP here
Would you FUCK OFF

>>694496076
OP here
Get out

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>>694495848
OP here
I love the nigger cock. Heres proof that I'm OP and your a poser fag
>pic related, my reading material to prove what a massive faggot I am

>>694484985
Anal bc ima have sex with all of OPs current gf/wife and he will watch

>>694484985
6 OUNCES???
motherfucker thats 169 grams
that is so much fucking weed even if you packed a blunt w a whole gram you would literally pass out from being so high after 3 or 4.
That is so much weed that killing yourself would be the only option.

>Who even likes nutella more than anal or weed?

>>694496083
OP here
No faggot, now get out and enjoy the black people rape elsewhere

>>694496087
OP here
Serious, FUCK OFF NOW

>>694484985
anal

>>694484985
Eternal anal plz

Anal, I'd just work from home with my girl sitting my lap edging me with her rectum so I don't get worn out. The nutella would give you heart disease in like 2 weeks of eating 64oz a day, and the weed would permafry your brain.

>>694495630
Had a dog named nimrod...

>>694495728
OP here
smart

>>694495910
Fuck off my thread

>>694496269
OP here
No its my fucking thread now GET OUT

The weed for sure. 6oz is a lot, but at least I won't have diabetes, and I will retain the skin on my dick.

>>694496314
OP here
Fuck off thats not me I was too young to know what that magazine was so Im saying GET OUT NOW

>>694496415
Oh yes. Why can't you accept that by YOUR rules, your crush's ass is being ravaged by my and 5 niggers' sausages?

>>694484985
Anal, with my one black friend

>>694496616
OP here
Fucking PISSING ME OFF GET OUT

>>694496603
OP here
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

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>>694496543
I once impaled a mouse through its asshole and called my cock a NIMHrod

>>694496750
OP here
you cant have anal with me or my fam

Anal for sure. Nutella would make me a whale and weed would burn my brain. Anal sex would be great exercise and I could work and study without problems (except for the time)

>>694496744
OP here
Its not happening because my crush is here and were both laughing at you being raped by black people

>>694496771
OP here
Stop it, I'm fucking serious

>>694492773
Instead of a holistic therapy, you chose a non hygienic sexual method. To each one his own.

>>694496915
OP here
Your not OP fuck off faggot

>>694484985
Anal fuck yeah

ill take niggers

>>694496977
No she's not or you wouldn't be calling her your crush were she could see. She in fact under me, face down ass up

Nutella

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>>694496977
your crush?

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>>694493095
Out of everything in this world, you lead us to choose three things which is probably common thing to do daily. OP is clearly a fucking faggot and embrace it.

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>>694497055
how can u be OP when im the real OP

>>694484985
>looks at picture
This sounds great! What a tough decision!
>reads rules
I choose none of them. OP is a faggot as usual.
I hope you and your family experience dicks in their asses for 8hrs a day while being forced to smoke 6onces of weed a day and forced to eat 64 ounces of Nutella a day while not being able to trade or make any money what-so-ever off of any of those.

>>694496868
Ha I was thinking nickel metal hydride at first, but I get it.

>>694497433
OP here
FUCK you homofobic NIGGER

>>694484985
Weed, easy