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>>694484383
A-ah, thank you <4

i'm horny and want to fuck

I need a helping pussy

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>>694484506
C-call 1-888-88LOUISE

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>>694484295

Here, take this!

>>694484506
Have you tried meditating?

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>>694484620
Nevada, is t-that you?

>>694484725

*rattles haughtily*

Can you make my penis bigger?

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>>694484841
Absolutely. But I won't.

Hope you have a good thread Alice! <3

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>>694485001
D-doesn't look like it will be, b-but thank you <4

Needs more tits.

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>>694485112
H-how is this?

>>694485112
Meditate on tits

>>694484295
i want to get off
sexi wymen plz?
I also get really distracted when trying to jack it, like going on this site. Any tips to stay focused?
Or I may have blown my load so many times I'm bored of it...

Hello! Nice to see u

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maybe I s-should just make a cosplay thread...

>>694485367
Why do you care if you stay focused or not?

>>694485377
Same to you <4 How are you?

>>694485367
Jack it while meditating.

>>694485478
This

Is laughter truly the best medicine?

>>694485630
Meditation is.

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>>694485630
No. Antibiotics and chemo therapy work way better.

>>694485465
I'm good. Help these fags here, i'm going to sleep!

>>694485738
Fuck sleep, meditate instead

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>>694485738
Sleep tight <4

>>694485465
becuz jizzing makes me
FEEL GOOD
TONY! TONI! TON'E!
TOPPED THE CHARTS I THINK

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>>694486013
Get back in the ship, Rick.

>>694486013
Link to the song?

>>694484295
What's with the new OP pic? You a "L&O" fan?

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>>694486249
Oh, a f-friend of mine has been making them for me <4 I like this one the most

>>694484295
Asking for a hug, Alice.

>>694484295
I get off to Ryona and snuff but feel bad about it.

>>694486402
*wraps her arms tightly around you from the front, gently pressing your face into her chest and squeezing tightly* Of c-course, my love. It's w-what I'm here for, after all.

>>694486516
Okay. Sounds reasonable. What's the issue?

Oh shit, it's you. Not really a Psychology/whatever based question but it's always nice to get another opinion.

Basically, there's this 16 year old girl who's really into me (I'm 21) and I'm really into her. The Age of Consent in my state is 16 but there's still the social thing where anything under 18 is a no go. What do you think I should do Alice?

>>694486612
Probably don't do it dude.

>>694486591
Is this a post from the OP or not? If do, thanks.

>>694486120
yo copy and paste
feels good tony toni tone
into bing
snot hard
just like me deck

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>>694486591
Forgot picture.

>>694486612
If it's legal, and you like her, what is the issue?
However, I would look into 'corruption of a minor' charges; usually AOC is for 18, not 21. There are murky waters there, and you want to be protected!

As well, if you do truly love her, why not simply wait?

>>694486760
It is, from the looks of it.

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>>694486760
It w-was me <4

>>694486612
Do it.
It's not illegal so it's not wrong.
Don't be a moralfag.

>>694486760
-so not do

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>>694486893
Legality d-does not define if it is right or wrong. Merely legal and illegal.

>>694484295
Are you still serving people at your loveoverwhelming email?

>>694486591
>Okay. Sounds reasonable. What's the issue?
I don't want to feel bad.

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>>694487405
Okay. Then stop doing it.

>>694487371
Yep! And also on skype at alicemargatroid and alicemargatroid2

>>694486788
>If it's legal, and you like her, what is the issue?
Honestly I've kind of already set down the path of no return with her (not sex, although we have done sexual stuff). I just wanted another opinion since I'm iffy on it. I like her, a lot. And she likes me so I want to but I'm also worried about how others will see me because of it. Which I guess in and of itself is a problem. I've done research and yeah that's the only legal problem I could get into is "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor" if it's against her parent's wishes. As for waiting, I'm not going to lie it's because I just don't want to. I've waited a year so far, and in that year she had another boy friend and I'd be lying if I said I was completely okay with it.
>>694487045
What do you think? Right or wrong? I'm not here for advice for once, like I said I've already gone down the point of no return. We've made out, I've all but fingered her, asked her out. The deed is done, I just want real opinions on it.

>>694487512

can you serve my dick with your mouth

>>694487512
>Okay. Then stop doing it.
I can't and I don't want to.

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>>694487895
That actually isn't illegal, because it isn't penetration. Penetration is FAR more illegal and counts as many more offenses.

You haven't gone past the point of no return. You haven't even started.

If she's legal, what do you care how other people see you?

>>694488037
Then you are going to feel guilty.

>>694487512
You Skype? So anyone seeking some advice can see and hear you and speak with you?

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>>694488264
W-well, no. I just do text. Maybe when I am d-done with speech therapy...

I am a well medicated bipolar II.
Meds work relatively fine,no side effects just not working at full power for a few of them.
What the fuck do i do, i cant feel anything anymore, good of bad, but i cant come off my meds or shit gets fucked again.
where do i go now having come from 15 years getting this shit finally diagnosed and at the same time, subdued from the real world.
I dont follow pop culture,i dont know movies or actors, or even new music(not even the kind i like shit is just stale). three people know i exist,because i live with them, my family.
How the fuck

I got blue balls again, can you post some Alice r34 pls
I know you've got a folder. :^)

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>>694488574
*blinks* It sounds like you have mood blunting. Tell your doctor, they can adjust your medication or add in certain medications to get rid of that effect.

>>694488603
I don't, sorry <4

I'm thirty and my gf is 20 she is 5 foot 2. im 6 foot 5
Ive gotten used to the stares and gasps. But twice now(about a month apart) cops have apprehended me shouting and all that shit.I cant afford a lawyer, but i do have their badge numbers.
This is discrimination. what do

>>694488139
True, I'm not at the point of no return yet but I said I'm on the path to it. And true non penetration isn't sex, but there is a law against it (as far as my state goes at least) if the person is under 16 forget the exact name it however.

>if she's legal, what do you care how other people see you?
I don't know, I'm scared of being labeled a pedo which lets face it is one of the worst things to be labeled in our society.

Also it might have something to do with the Trust Issues you said I have last time I was here, but idk man you're the psych here not me

I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer. How am I supposed to tell my family and friends about it?

>>694488837
Don't play innocent, when you're not being a psychologist you're furiously masturbating to 2hus. :^)

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>>694488960
A public defender can help you, pro bono. However, please tell me exactly what they did; I don't know too much law, but this area I'm familiar with.

>>694488976
But you aren't a pedo; she's not prepubescent, she's clearly post pubescent.

I think maybe you don't want to put yourself in the position where she may have the power to harm you, but you are too into her to walk away.

Either you trust her, and hope for the best, or you walk away. That's the choice. Which is stronger? Your love for her, or your fear of consequences?

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>>694489262
I w-would never!

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>>694484295
is it wong for my for quote "still being bitter"
about my GF of 5 years breaking up with me because i was getting jelly for hanging out with this one guy much more than me and she was way more "touchy" with him and not with me and she only knew him for about 4 months before she decided to end it with me

and she states that she still want to be friends but every time i see her i get mad/depressed
and when ever i see both of them together i just get furious

plus she was my 1st GF and i was her 1st BF too

>>694484295
Alice, I think you said you've cooking threads in the past. Will you do them again? How good are you at that?

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>>694489474
How old are you?

>>694489493
I'm w-working on doing WebM cooking threads, with m-my new dolls and dog....but t-they take significant amounts of time.

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Empathy is pretty sweet

>>694489493
-you've done them in the past, meant to post

>>694484295

My penis is stiff and it won't go down, what should I do?

>>694489619
right now 21
and shes 20
and hes 19
i know because i sadly still work with them from time to time but i am glad that the warehouse is big enough so that i may not see them

you sounds like someone I know, are you luibei?

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>>694489937
You s-should just walk away. You deserve better, Anonyous.

>>694489964
No, I'm Alice.

>>694489619
OK. Have any interesting recipes along with your interest in psychology and programming skills?

>>694489313
They ordered me to get my hands off of my gf and to get on my knees with my hands on my head.They put plastic zip tie handcuffs on and sat me on the curb. Asking me shit, i didnt say anything, i know my rights,they got my wallet out and got my drivers license and ran it for about half an hour, i assume for the CC permit i have,i didnt have my gun on me. gf was in another car with a female cop constantly touching her shoulders, gf just sitting there waiting for this to end lol

After about an hour, they unzipped me and off we went, they said nothing and just left

>>694489313
>But you aren't a pedo; she's not prepubescent, she's clearly post pubescent.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter to the general public. Pedo for them is anyone under 18. You like a 16 year old post-pubescent and suddenly to them you want to fuck 5 year old girls.

And I guess that's true, but I trust her and don't think she'd do that. The thing is I've thought this in the past and been wrong before. To be 100% honest with you, I've only had 2 "real" relationships and both of them ended with the person I trusted/loved (or well not loved, but I don't know the word for it in regard to my 2nd relationship) turning around and tearing me apart. Granted I deserved it with my second relationship. Anyways, the point is I trust her. But I've been wrong in the past when it comes to trusting those I'm interested in, and it's kind of nagging at me in the back of my head.

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>>694490171
Mmhm! I'm g-going to do turkey burgers!

>>694490189
Hm. I doubt they had probable cause. I would file a complaint to the police department and look for a public defender.

How long ago was this?

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Goddammit...

>>694490376
feb/march
It was within the same shopping complex, but its rather huge and i dont think we were in the same part of it when we had trouble

>>694490064
yeah everyone tell me that as well

and just 2 days ago
i saw her in the car( a car in which i help her buy and that she didnt let me drive) the guy was in the driver seat and she was in the passenger seat asked her for the money she said she was going to pay me(we just got paid the 2 days before) said she didnt have the money and i know she makes about $500~~
after that i walked away and then came back to the car window and basically told her to fuck off and that i hope that he was worth it

>>694490376
Can you cook them in a fast-food style like McD's most famous one?

>>694484295
my girl hasn't fucked me in 8 months but we've been dating for 6 years... I don't know how to tell her to hop on my dick or I'm leaving. Whenever I try to bring up my sexual needs, she acts like I'm being an asshole for wanting to have sex with her...

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>>694490360
*laughs softly* I know that feeling, Anonymous. For five years, I've posted as Alice...almost every person who has taken a piece out of me, left a knife in my back...almost all of them started as my friends. Some of the ones who hurt me the worst were my best friends, people I couldn't imagine living without.

Even so....you still need to keep your heart open. You need to keep moving forward, trusting and taking trust in turn.

If you let bad people hold your heart hostage, then what kind of life is that?

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>>694490593
I would file a complaint immediately; you only have so long to do it.

>>694490726
Uhm. I'm t-trying to teach Anonymous how to cook healthily!

>>694490821
At some point, you need to be frank and lay down an ultimatum. I think if she refuses to talk to you reasonably, it's time.

>>694489197
Just tell them you have to the love you godspeed anon

>>694491071
>>694490726
How about like In-And-Out's animal style burgers, then?
http://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu.aspx

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>>694489197
Oh d-dear...I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.

While I am not a grief specialist, I think you should have a family and friend meeting, and let them know a bit bluntly. It's best if they are all there; telling one by one tends to be harder.

>>694484295
What do you think about "bucket lists," Alice?

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>>694491872
W-whatever helps people deal with the finality and inevitability of death.

>>694490832
I know, and that's (I think) why I'm going along with everything and even asked her out (which reminds me, I never got an answer...) but it's still in the back of my mind as soon as she leaves after we act even slightly romantic.

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>>694492369
Should probably get that answer before worrying too much.

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what's the best way to give a blowjob?

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>>694492644
With your mouth.

>>694492644
Alice, I thought you give the advice.

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>>694492813
Wasn't me.

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>>694492749
yeah but what technique should I use?

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>>694493157
T-this one. Any questions?

>>694493333
Nice quads

>>694493333
So you do have that 2hu hentai :^)

>>694492612
You're right. Although I can't think of a reason she'd say no, she's asked me out before when we first met and she was 15. Even going as far as to ask for a relationship with nothing sexual just so we could be together although I turned her down because at the time I wasn't sure how I felt.

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>>694493333
How can she build up to that and make her partner happy?

Im honestly considering leaving my gf for a trap i met online

>>694493589
>>694488603
>>694488837
>>694489262
>>694489387

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>>694493589
Nope.

>>694493610
Sounds like you may have missed your chance.

>>694493809
May I ask why you are asking? I am not a sexual psychologist.

>>694494204
There's always Google

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>>694494108
W-why?

Diogenes still doesn't find your behavior positive enough for progress

>>694493333
>>694489387

>>694494204
>Sounds like you may have missed your chance.
I may have, but things seem to be going well between us lately. We've been cuddling, making out/kissing, flirting, and other lewder things lately. So she's clearly still interested, just for some reason I think she's worried now. But I think I can help her with that.

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>>694494472
>Diogene
Why would I care?

>>694494548
Good luck then, Anonymous!

>>694494108
Here's a couple tips for doing that.

1.fucking off yourself
2.repeat step 1 if it does not work

>>694494432
My gf is mean and irritating. Doesnt care about my feelings in the slightest. She cheated on me and has the audacity to ask me why i dont trust her. Etc.

Neither bitcoin cares

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>>694494787
Okay. So why are you still dating? She's clearly toxic.

>>694494865
My bitcoin investments are doing quite well, actually.

>>694494675
If i wanted the opinion of an autistic nigger id go ask reddit

>>694494955
Exactly

>>694484295
A hug would do just fine, thank you

>>694494955
I live with her so convenience

>>694484295
Are you a girl?

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>>694495089
You need to leave that toxic environment.

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>>694495139
Y-yes I am <4

>>694495145
I moved from over an hour away from my old place and dont have a way to move back unless i rented a truck and moved into my dads place soooo

I am the reason you become unsure of yourself. Why you wink unnaturaly. Why you become confused in social situations. Why you loose all your feelings. I am dead

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>>694495317
So, sounds like you should call up your dad.

>>694495382
Never "loose"d my feelings. Did you perhaps mean "lose"?

>>694495382
Huh, interesting

>>694484295
What's your MBTI type?
What's your opinion of the MBTI?

>>694495459
Yeah but my dads a violent drunk and after i broke his jaw we dont exactly get along. He'd let me live there sure but it would be even more toxic

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>>694495563
Don't know, don't care; it's pseudo-scientific bullshit, and even the people who invented it knew that.

>>694495611
Better start saving up to move out then.

I'm so tired. I just want to wander into the woods and get eaten by a bear. I'd like to die, but don't want to leave a body and make the few people that care sad, but I'm also tired of my obligations to those people. I'd also feel guilty dying before paying back what I owe to some people.

I don't know what I'm expecting in response, I guess I'm just venting. Thank you for listening.

The psychologist today needs therapy

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>>694495714
What, you think they won't be sad if you get mauled by a bear?! That would be horrible!

Why do you want to die, Anonymous?

>>694484295
My girlfriend is verbally abusive but she didn't used to be. She used to understand my weaknesses and work with me on them, now she exploits my weaknesses and uses words like daggers against me and tries to control and manipulate me. I feel like I can't get out of the relationship though because I'm so confused feeling. I think of her and remember who she was 3 years ago but look at her and she's not the same girl anymore. She'll return to the girl I love the next day, acting loving and kind but then after time just goes nuts again.

I don't know what to do. I feel hopeless

Not enough nude tits

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>>694495793
Ah? How can I help?

>>694495838
You need to leave that environment, Anonymous. You should confront her about it, set clear standards on what you want and are willing to tolerate, and if she doesn't hold to them....walk away.

You deserve better, Anonymous.

my dick is numb from too much deathgrip fapping and no matter how long i wait without fapping it doesn't get more sensitive. Fucking my girl feels like fucking a jar of mayonnaise

>>694495714
*Hug*

>>694495793
Tho
Psycho = ψυχη = soul
Logos = λόγος = reason, to explain

>>694495838
she is going to keep shitting on you dude. just peace out

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>>694496012
How do you know how that feels?
Also, how do you know it is due to how you masturbate? That's not been scientifically validated....at all.

>>694495830
No, but they would be less sad if they just thought I ran off somewhere to start a new life. Dropping everything and starting new somewhere else is something I've expressed many times before wanting to do. If I leave a note saying as much, and don't leave a body to be discovered, that's what they will believe.

Only thing stopping me is feelings of obligation, and the fact that animals may leave enough to find and identify.

As for why I want to die, like I said, I'm tired.

>>694495692
Tisk tisk, OP.

You probably know nothing of Jung's theory of cognitive functions.
Mainstream psychology is blind to the new meta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGfhQTbcqmA

>>694496012
>Fucking my girl feels like fucking a jar of mayonnaise

topkek

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>>694496350
*laughs softly* As someone who has had that happen to them...it makes it worse, not better.

Have you talked to a doctor?

>>694496384
Jung is pseudo-science, and therefore not actually part of psychology. Sorry. Take your philosophy elsewhere.

>>694484295
Cant feel anything anymore, dont care for family, friends or finding someone. Been trying all my life to do this. Is this normal?

>>694496134
I should have said it feels how I imagine fucking a jar of mayonnaise feels like. I don't know why my dick is numb really, but the only thing I can conclude is that i've been too rough with it and damaged nerves.

Why do you stutter?

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>>694496599
No. Seek medical attention.

>>694496626
Not a thing; you can't damage nerves like that. You'd need, well, burns or something. I'd know. I have nerve damage.

>>694496661
B-because I'm nervous!

>>694496661
The answer.. he needs practice at that answer, you'll see

>>694496599
I feel the same. there's nothing left to do in life if there is no feeling involved. I just want to die but too chicken to do it.

>>694496585
That's hard to say for sure. I've had friends disappear on me. I figure they are living their lives somewhere, and am fine with it. I've also had a friend commit suicide, and that certainly hurt.

No, I have not. I can't afford a doctor.

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>>694496848
You need to seek medical attention.

>>694496880
No health insurance? What state are you in? I'll cover it.

>>694496941
Diogenes is amazed.

I used to work with national chinese MP ex-officers on.. shits.
I can't stand it so I end up terminating this cooperate relationship with them.
now I live miserably browsing internet all day and eating kfc
the old manager keeps texting me if I want to work with them again

should I kill myself?

>>694484295
C-can i have a hug?

>>694496599
But I like to live for myself, I just dont care for others.

>>694496787
I used to masturbate close to raging fire for the intense heat, it enhanced the orgasms.

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>>694497066
I disagree.

>>694497077
No? What? How did the first sentences lead to the last one!

>>694497108
*hugs tightly and smiles* I l-love you <4

>>694497154
What kind of raging heat?

>>694496787
you can get a numb dick fapping too much, it's the same concept as a guitar player who's fingers develop callouses if he plays a lot.

>>694496941
I have insurance, it's just shit. I'm already hundreds in debt for trying to (unsuccessfully) treat physical injuries.

I also politely decline your offer. I'm still trying to pay back for help I've already received from others. Taking from you would only further my feelings of obligation.

Like I said, I'm not expecting help, just venting. I wouldn't be able to go through with it anyways, just really wish that I could.

>>694497211
You know the dog?

these capchas piss me off so much Alice. It's making me almost want to leave 4chan and never return. Why the fuck do they put captchas everywhere when it doesn't even do anything beneficial

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>>694497276
There is absolutely no need nor obligation to pay it back. Reconsider. You need help.

>>694497247
No, the penis is not covered in skin; it is all mucous membranes. Doesn't work the same way.

>>694497331
Uhm. Please explain.

>>694497382
You must be new here; before captchas, 4chan was a wreck.

>>694496941
>No health insurance? What state are you in? I'll cover it.
And you're also the Tooth Fairy.

>>694497382
Sorry to butt in, but this site used to have a VERY bad bot/spamming problem before captcha. I hate it too, but the other side of the coin is much more annoying.

>>694495459
yes i ment lose. my bad. i am the alpha the original , the depression bringer. if anyone wants to know more ill happly answer any questions
>sorry replys are taking a while, having capcha troubles

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>>694497444
*blinks* No, I'm much too uncoordinated to sneak into childrens rooms silently.

But I do spend a lot of money on people on /b/. That's well documented.

It's a long story, I meet my managers when I am in conscription, I was the welfare commissioner in my company, busted some drug sellers and stuff, that's how I got hooked up with these MP officers (managers)

then we all finished our service, it seems that the military retired officers have this civil human resource company project going on and stuff I don't feel good to say, I hate it but the money is good.

I can't really get myself to work a normal job anymore, pay is shit in taiwan but I don't want to go back.

please kill me

I collect empty bottles to piss in while staying in my room all day playing video games and chatting online. I know this isn't normal or healthy but I can't stop. I have a deep fear of the real world and get panic attacks when leaving the house. I have no job. live with my mom. no friends. no life goals. no money for therapy. no desire or passion for anything in life and believe working 8 hours a day is too much, something I could never do anyway, it seems like slavery.

I want to be normal but can't seem to change.

>>694497435
I can't

>>694497435
Even if you say that, I would still feel obligated. You've helped enough just by letting me vent. Besides, there's plenty of other things I need to prioritize paying off without wasting money (whether mine or someone else's) on therapy. I'll take my leave now. Thank you very much, and I wish you well.

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>>694497749
You can. <4

>>694497741
Where do you live? I may be able to help you get into therapy; you need it.

7777

>>694497435
But if you cant feel anything you can live without disappointment, anger and all the bad stuff. You choose what you want to do, based in your understanding of consequences and without caring for it.

>>694497883
It is forbidden to share it, bro <7

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>>694497964
Yeah, no. It just results in mood blunting, which blocks....good and bad. Emotions exist for a reason, you know.

>>694498079
Even a general area, such as state, is sufficient!

>>694497596
How do you screen and vet people that would solicit your financial help? How would they be obligated to you if they accept any offer you send down?

>>694496585

Honestly, you have your head stuck so far up your psychologist-ass,
That if the truth was in your face, you would still be blind.

Dr. Dario Nardi, the man in the video, uses EEG to VALIDATE Jung's theory.

You can continue with the stream of mainstream psychology.
But you fucks are barely fixing shit.
You can't cure depression with drugs,
Or giving support to our /b/rothers through your shit-fourm

Peace.

>>694498192
take that shirt off

>>694498192
And I assume the reason is to be alive and keep live happening?

>>694498192
Even if information should be public, no, Diogenes said so, also, good job

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>>694498222
1. I don't really
2. They aren't at all.

>>694498370
Yeah, no. He doesn't validate anything, as this is not a double blind study.

>>694498435
No, emotions solve the "horizon" problem; logic and reason are breadth first searches, where emotions are depth first.

They are heuristics that help you figure out where to search.

>>694498460
I'm just trying to help.

>>694497883
Seattle Washington, USAaaa

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>>694498636
Plenty of free clinics in Seattle!
http://www.freeclinics.com/cit/wa-seattle

>>694498604
Could you elaborate or simplify horizon problem?

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How well can you drive tanks ?

can I have a hug?

I have a very close friend who keeps thinking about hurting themselves because depression. I want to say something to them that could make them smile but its really hard to come up with anything. What do i do?

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>>694499130
Hm. Let me think. The easiest way to think about it is that every choice you can possibly make causes a branching path, forming a tree of possibilities.

The tree is infinite; you can always split branches more, you can always go further down, etc etc. You can only look so far by going logically, aka, checking each and every choice in a grid. That's breadth first search; you go through each choice, one by one.

Now imagine you had a way to clip away branches you didn't HAVE to check, maybe because you've seen those branches before. That's depth first search; you are checking branches you THINK would be good and avoiding ones you THINK would be bad.

Emotions are heuristics like that; they tell you how to react in some circumstances, either for speed of response (anger) or to avoid bad outcomes (sadness).

>>694499259
*hugs loosely, smiling as she looks into your eyes* H-hello <4

>>694499307
Are they going to the doctor?

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>>694484295
As somebody who is genuinely interested in psychology, I fucking hate your threads. Why do you insist on typing like an autist? I cant take you seriously or even attempt to ask you any questions because I know you are going to respond like a 5-year old stuttering MLP fanboy.

People who genuinely need your help are often going to be suffering with mental health disorders.

Why the fuck would they seek help from somebody else with a mental health disorder? And don't tell me it's because it makes you more relateable, I can tell you first hand that it absolutely does not. You'd be better suited starting an anime thread, leave the science to people who can express themselves clearly and directly.

>>694499576
Yes they are receiving heavy meds for it but they end up getting sad anyway. I want to be there for them but i literally don't know what to say and it makes me sad too.

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>>694484295

Is there anything more pure than an ice fairy getting repeating digits?

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>>694499618
As someone who actually deals with autistic children, I take offense to you calling me an autist; I doubt any of the people I've ever helped would type with a stutter!

Finally, who in the hell says I have a mental disorder? As someone with TWO STEM degrees, how about you leave the science to people who are actually qualified? and maybe go lurk more? Then you'd understand why I stutter, newfag.
>>694499851
What about therapy? The best thing you can do for them is just be there for them, and encourage them to speak up if they feel like hurting themselves.

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>>694500002

>2

>>694500155
Speak to whom? A relative who doesn't understand and can't help? A friend who would insult them?

>>694499618
>ad hominem
>attacking the character or credibility of a person rather than the substance of what they say

Also, you're INTERESTED in psychology? I'm INTERESTED in computers, but that doesn't make me question the methods of someone who's actually STUDIED it. GTFO, bitch.

>>694500155
I triggered you huh? If you would like to not come across as an autist then perhaps you should not fake a stutter in text on the internet.

Also, I myself have two stem degrees, one in Neuropharmacology, you egotist.

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>>694500527
Their doctor? The person who actually has to deal with their mental health and such? It's clear they need an adjustment of their medicine and therapy; it isn't working as well as it is supposed to.

These things need tuning, you know. It's not just throw pills at someone and hope for the best.

>>694500155
I think they are. Anyway i'll do my best to cheer them up.

>>694500669
I'm aptly qualified, whiteknight.

When the credibility of the person is question is poor, so is the substance of their writing.

>>694500979
>I'm aptly qualified
sure you are.
>trying to justify logical fallacy
LOL

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>>694500685
That's not a degree you can get except by a fly by night school; it's something you focus in, under the larger umbrella of other degrees. As a neuropsychopharmacologist, it's a little odd to see someone claiming to have a "degree" in it.

As for triggering, no. I don't have PTSD, so that whole concept doesn't apply.

Furthermore, again, autistic people do not act like I do. That was my entire point, and it really shows you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>694500692
Good luck! Feel free to contact me at [email protected] if you need further help.

>>694500979
Clearly you aren't aptly qualified, for the reasons detailed above.

Furthermore, stuttering on /b/ does not lower ones credibility, nor make it NOT a personal attack. Whatever eccentricities I might have, they do not lead to a diagnosis nor to a lack of credibility.

>>694500979
>When the credibility of the person is question is poor, so is the substance of their writing.
And who are you to judge the credibility of a person just because you don't like their typing style? Just fuck off somewhere, faggot.