>>694464670
>webm
>on phone

yeah become an hero

>>694464844
What?

>>694464670
atleast you tried

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If this is true then you're fucking retarded, get that shit off your phone immediately and don't make the same mistake again.

>>694464670
I have to admit I kek'd.

>>694464670
I just get a shiny giratina playing pokemon platinum

Do you even know what is a a shiny?

Fucking posser

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6/10. Gave me a good chuckle

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Should i level it up? And does anyone else got one?

>>694465494
Prove it.

don't have a pc so I gotta keep my weird porn somewhere also checking them trips

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>>694464670
Nice story
That's why I don't save nsfw pictures from 4chan besides girls
It's a good tool because when a girl finds some pictures of girls shuffled between safe and not safe you can say you just use pics of pretty girls as wallpapers and then she gets a bit awkward and easier to talk to about personal stuff

>>694465222
checked

>>694465494
>playing anything other than first gen
get out of here you weeabo faggot

>>694465824
Stop liking fucked up shit? The odds of a long term girlfriend not seeing that shit are slim, the odds of a long term girl seeing that shit and being chill with it are even slimmer, and the odds of finding a girl that is into the same shit is nonexistent.

Leave the Internet, and let your fetishes draw back some. The more fucked up shit you jerk off too the more fucked up shit you're going to need to better it, or match it. Fucked up porn isn't worth losing out on an opportunity like that.

This thread has a good potential to get quints

Well at least she dodged a bullet there, it would have been a shame knowing a nice human being was investing her time and feelings into some cancerous troll who spends their life on /b/

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>>694465823
Fucking faggot :^)

>>694464670
>having a tumblr as a supposed straight male

>>694464670
I just laughed the hardest I have in 2 weeks thanks dog fucker.

>>694464844
Nigga. Read it again.

>>694465763
Nah don't evolve anything under 400
Just farm baby pidgys and ratatas evolves to get levels

>>694466238
Oh yea sure just hit that big magic off button to turn off the horniness omfg
You don't change for anyone there a hot chick who likes beast porn somewhere out there

>>694466208
>Getting elitist over a pokémon game

Please just kill yourself

>>694466280
She probably threw up and cried immediately after she run away
Also I'm sure she lost trust in strangers and even more in people playing Pokemon go

>>694466371
>masterball
I bet it's 100% legit

>>694466371
Wow, man. That's really awesome.

Is what I would say if I was actually impressed by a grown man getting a color swapped version of a fictional children's character on an eight year old game. You must have your shit together, huh?

>>694464670
Rip

>>694466684
They give that masterball before entering to the giratina world
FAGGOT

>>694466579
Yeah, have fun chasing that pipe dream, bud.

Also, turn off the horniness? Are you fucking twelve?

>>694466666

>>694466645
I hope not. She was really great....

>>694467032
faggot. i know your gay ass watches anime motherfucker

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How does pokemon go even work I'm in canada and rigged it to work here and i caught a few but then i went on a long ass walk to the places where the grass hinted to pokemon and walked in circles with an incense for 20 minutes in that area and not a single one

>day off, brewing coffee
>open pokemon go because i get pidgeys in my house a lot
>open the tracker screen
>fucking dragonite
>turn coffee machine off
>get shoes on
>rush outside to hunt the fucker down
>app crashes
>relaunch
>app freezes
>relaunch
>nothing loads
>relaunch
>draim battery from 75% all the way down to 2% by repeatedly relaunching the app
>fuck it, go home
>didn't catch a dragonite

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>>694466959
You soft reset a game probably 4000+ times to get something completely useless.

>>694467187
UNDERAGE B&

>>694467187
Sounds about right.

>>694467187
Inb4 b&

>>694464670
Dumbass, put your fetish shit in a hidden folder.

>>694467320
i did it? So?

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>>694467221
>be in New Orleans traffic
>see rhydon
>am like I really want this
>drive off try to find it

>>694467187
B&

>>694466208
pls grow up

I just had to confront a Pokemon player.
>fat old guy staring at his phone in front of my house
>pacing back and forth on the sidewalk, obviously looking for something on his phone
>goes across the street, still looking at his phone
>comes back, continues pacing while staring at phone
>he's been out there for five minutes, fuck it
>put pistol into waistband under shirt, go out there
>me: "Can I help you with something?"
>him: "Oh, no, I'm just playing a game."
>me: "Well, I don't think there's any Pokemon here."
>him: laughs, "Yeah, I think you're right. Take care."
>he walks about a block away, stands on the street corner still staring at phone

You people are worthless cancer, and I hope it eventually becomes legal to hurt you physically.

>>694467500
He's calling you a loser, anon. And he's not wrong.

>>694467519
I miss new orleans

>>694464844
What's wrong with that?

>>694467187
>>694467343
>>694467392
>>694467571
Yes, everyone knows it's bait, stop shitposting

>>694467694
you sure showed him man!
How dare he walk back and forth on the street like that!

>>694467694
Bet you're a nigger

>>694467694
You sure protected your house by getting that gun ready, big man :^)

>>694467694
Wow, sounds like a dangerous encounter, you're lucky to be alive, you must be so thankful you didn't have to pull on him

>>694467694
>getting this angry
I hope someone like you tries that macho shit when im out catching mons. My concealed carry pmr 30 would do wonders to a faggot like you.

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Just a reminder

>>694467902
Yeah that is why i reported his ass as well

>>694467902
Why it's a bait?
It's completely possible that some have been left by her gf

>>694468070
Reminder for what?

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Lolling at your misfortune
Also if you're not some beta faggot why you looking at doggo fucks and possessing a "tumblr thing"
Kys

>>694468069
And you're just as bad as him. Immediately bringing the gun to the forefront of the situation. Start a shoot out over that petty shit, you fucking spergs

>>694468184
>spends time bragging about his shiny imaginary monster on 4chan
Of course she left him

Let's not turn a pokemon thread into a gun debate, go make a thread for that.

Anyway, OP, who the fuck saves porn anymore? It's not like it isn't the biggest internet-based industry in the world.

>>694468333
Fuck him and fuck you. It is public property, some asshole.wants to get all hard, ill match him. Go finger your butt while watching bernie sanders endorsing clinton.

>>694468639
I don't save a lot of it but I wanted to use it later I'm also the only one who uses my phone so I never thought it'd be an issue

>>694468070
>not reading the actual Terms and Conditions

>>694464844
applefag detected

>>694468643
Start a gun thread gunbro

>>694467694
Why didnt you shoot him in the leg and then delete all his pokemon?

>>694468643
So if someone would come in front of your house and started taking pictures pointing at your daughter's window, you still wouldn't care because he's standing on a sidewalk?

>>694467694

two things

>if you're trolling and this didn't happen
congrats on having nothing worth adding to the conversation so you had to make some shit up

>if this did happen
you're doing gods work, no not really, it's just some dude walking around on his cell phone having a good time, while you being the insecure manchild that you are goes for a gun in case "things got bad"

if you have a ccw, you don't deserve it.

>>694469129
Yes

>>694464670

"spent the whole day talking"


Ur an idiot

>>694467694
lmao kys

Shut the fuck up pokemon fag

>>694467694
>>694468069
You two make responsible gun owners look bad. You're exactly what the left sees when they think guns. Acting all tough and cool just because you have a gun. Fuck you guys.

>>694468460
STUPID FAGGOT AHE LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE REALIZED THAT SHE WAS LESBIAN AND ITS OKAY BECAUSE I STILL LOVE HER

DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY EX

NEVER

>>694467694
You would be willing to go to jail for murder because some fatass is pacing back and forth on a city owned sidewalk?

>>694469593
Wow making threat on the internet, are you le 5chon haxxor ?!!

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>>694469593

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>>694464670

>not a beta fag

OP...

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>>694469593
>she realized that she was lesbian
>it's okay because I still love her

>>694470168
those photoshop skillz

>>694469593
bro my girl left me for the same reason and i was in the exact same position. a year later and she came back to me realizing it was just a phase. we're going to be engaged soon. there is hope my dude, keep your head up.

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>>694469593
>t. cuck

>>694470422
Don't be surprised when she tells you that your marriage has been just a phase

>>694469129
Yes because i have this genius inventions called blinds and curtains that keep people from looking into my house. Also it is public property, so...yeah he can do whatever.

>>694470422
wow , thnx for the support dude

Maybe there's chance for me, I will call her and make her love me again

>>694470422
She only came back to you because she knew you would take her. Now she knows she can just leave you to fuck randos and then come back to you.

>>694470741
No he can't

>an actual random thread on /b/
Good job guys keep the topics varied

>>694470939
Yeah within reason he can. It is a public sidewalk, he can hold a protest, he can yell, whatever. See the problem is with the taking pictures of my daughter, my house is not considered public, but private. So the original example is already shitty, so that is why i kept my answer simple. If you want we can dive into a discussion about what is considered public and private amd what rights people have concerning both?

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>>694469593

>>694471250
So how long before aliens eradicate us for being galactic cancer?

>>694466039
How does this work exactly?

>>694472162
it doesn't.
>>694466039
doesnt talk to girls.

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>people thinking you can actually meet a girl playing pokemon
meh

>>694464670
jesus christ girls are such fucking pussies

>>694465530
I agree. That was pretty good.

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>>694473906
nope, man are the ones that usually fucks pussies.
That's kind of what we're supposed to do.

>>694471548
In the US you can take photos of private property while on public property. Look up photographers rights, it's pretty straightforward.

>>694465530
1 pigeot is missing a wing, just release it into the wild

>>694464844
Read it again idiot. If he had an iphone he wouldnt have a back button

>>694468333
>>694469456
>not realizing pmr30 is a meme gun

>>694468069
>pmr30

Yeah you'd keyhole the fuck out of the nearest paper sign

>>694468309
Where about did you find all of those?

>>694474910
His daughter is not proteus property, she is a person, and you absolutely can't take pictures of people without their consent .

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>>694464670
lol you should have seen that coming if you had dog fucking gigs right there like that you retard. Don't feel like killing yourself because she saw the dog fucking god, but because you were dumb enough not to hide it properly. Or maybe because you like watching men fuck dogs. Pick one I don't care, but please do kill yourself. Just Google exit bags. You can get the shit on a credit card. You'll never have to pay it back haha. Faggot.

>>694465222
thats more or less the most useless response i have ever heard.

>>694467649
no

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>>694468070
Thats the malware version ffs. You can also just shut off it's access to anything you don't want it to access.

>>694467694
>want to be a badass, but can't, becouse you are a scared little pussy, so get a gun

ah, the american way

>>694467694
First off fuck u for making me reply, secondly your a fucking dickhead m8

>your a fucking fag
>sad fucking no friend loser
>think your cool for legally owning something you can buy anywhere
>did I mention I think your a loser piece of shit no life faggot

>>694464844
>become an hero
>thinks because his iPhone can't play webm no mobile can
How new are you

>>694469445
i just cut myself on all that edge

>>694470422
>exact same position

what are the odds of TWO guys having a shiny Giratina in ONE thread?

what a time to be alive

>>694464670
if true, you need to an hero.

Normies killed pokemans

When will they stop?

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>>694479011
this guy is as hard as he is hopeless with punctuation

>>694480276
Y,ou'r a. (Fag'got,)

>>694478857
How?

>>694480276
Ha read your post dummy.

>very hopeless
>very hard
>unlike you

>>694480561
Marshmallow or rooted older versions.

>>694480962
you read my post? omg thank you XDDDDDDD #thrilled

>>694464670
I own a few businesses that are pokestops, no clue how locations were picked. We had a lot of loitering inside until we implemented policies to discourage that. I already have events planned this Friday night too. No clue how long this will last, but I'm going to enjoy profiting off it while it is.

>>694467694
>Insecure Intensifies
Everyone is having fun except me :'(

>>694466763
Not to mention it was probably game sharked

>>694481955
Epic post m9!

But watch out there could be a citizen waking on a public road playing a game on their phone that you need to protect yourself from with a gun!
>your pathetic

>>694467694
>fat old guy
>grabbed gun

Even thinking a guy like that would get into a physical altercation with you.
Doubting you could subdue him when said altercation happens.

You are the real beta buddy. Congrats

>>694464670
I'm not sure Wether I should talk shit about you, feel bad for you, or just laugh my ass off.

>>694467694
Edge lord

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOeZBW9Lwos

>>694465494
Yeah tats actually impossible without cheatmodule

>>694479123
Are baiting or fucking retarded? Androids play webms fine faggot.

>>694464670

you have literally only yourself to blame

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>>694464670
prove it too us, post the gif

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>>694484603
he fucking knows that, you tool. everyone knows that

>>694467956
kek

>>694464670
Give absolutely zero fucks.

>>694486982
>is in thread
I-I don't care... baka

>>694470316
un-shooped isnt much better