>>694457547
28
Male
SSI (schizophrenia)
15+ women fucked (hookers)
Fire
Teenagers
3x a week (on average)
2x a day (on average)

>>694457547
>27
>Female
>Salesgirl at a clothing store
>Not a virgin
>Reading, painting, tennis
>bukakke, gangbangs, rough sex
>shower every day
>masturbate 2/3 times a week

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>18
>dude
>student (sweet danish government money)
>ye gonna lose it Monday tho
>amerifat football
>school uniforms (weeb AF)
>once every 2 days
>once a week

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Age: 19
Sex: please
Job: bus boy/ dishwasher
Virgin: Y
Hobby: Playing Guitar/ making music
Fetish: lesbians
How often do you shower: once a day twice when I come home from the gym
How often do you masturbate: once a day

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18
Male
Just finished work experience in physics dep at Oxford but no job currently
No
Paragliding
Into literally anything
Once a day, sometimes twice sometimes none
Two or three times a day on average

>>694457947
Tits or gtfo

30
M
IT
No
Being a parent.
Nuns.
Every day.
Once a month, maybe.

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>>694457947
Want to hook up in Vegas? I'll pay for your ticket in escrow.

>25
>M
>software
>no
>cars
>bondage
>twice a week
>3-6 times a week (depending on girlfriend)

>>694458191
>>694458271
No, thank you.

>Age?
18
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Different contract jobs(I'm experienced in a pretty cool field), making more than 2x what my friends do and don't work much
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
Showing off, making sure everyone knows how much better I have it than them
>Fetish?
Nothing special, but I get turned on by everything
>How often do you shower?
Not often, 3-4 times a week
>How often do you masturbate?
Too much, my girlfriend cannot make me cum :(

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>22
>male
>student
>no
>calisthenics
>pegging
>once a day or once every 2 days
>every second day

>>694457547
26
Male
IT Consultant
No
Black Metal
Voyeur
Every 1-2 days
Every 1-2 days

>24
>Male
>PhD student (biochemistry)
>No
>Fossil hunting, climbing, cycling, distance running
>Chubby girls
>Every day
>Every day

>>694458318
Gtfo bitch

21
Mâle
Poor fag
Vidya
Lolis
Whats a shower
Every day

>>694458464
No, thank you.

>>694458513
Gtfo bitch

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>>694457547
18
M
Moving furniture
Nope
Dwarf fortress
BIG ANIME TIDDI
Once a day
3 Times usually

>>694457547
24
male
Biotech
3 girls
latin dance and tango
shibari, anal stretching and fisting
I shower twice per day
and beat my meat three time per day, five if my gf is not in the mood

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>>694458513

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>>694458513
Reconsider or I will have to believe you are a fag pretending to be the one out of 100 females on this site.

>19
>male
>High possition in fortune 500 private company
>still a virgin
>playing videogames, reading and working out
>leg man/ass man
>5 times a week
>on avrg 4 times a week

>>694458621
No, thank you.

>>694458767
underage b&

See you in 1 year, anon.

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>>694458767
????????

>>694458877
kek

>>694457547
25
male
police officer
no
warhammer 40k
lingerie
daily
2 or 3 times a week

>23
>Male
>Call Center
>No
>Gaming
>Sleep attack
>Twice a week, Monday Morning, Friday afternoon. If my work has me sweating i'll have a quick one when im home.
>Every night before bed without fail

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>>694458767
I assume you mistyped 18. Good on you.

Or, you are a 30 something faggot pretending to be a teenage girl.

Either way, get fucked.

>>694457547
20
Male
Student
Not a virgin
Cars
Face/Ass Slapping (if that's a fetish)
Every day, sometimes every 2nd day
Every 2 days eventho I have a gf... (Is that normal?)

>>694458810
Gtfo bitch

>>694457547
26
Male
Self-employed
No
Reading
Soft femdom
Daily or every other day
Never. Started nofap and didn't stop.

>>694458787
Sauce?

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>Age?
27
>Sex?
male
>Job?
Industrial mechatronics engineer
>Virgin?
no
>Hobby?
outdoor shit like biking, hiking, camping
headphones and audio gear (not an audiophile autist)
>Fetish?
feet, assholes
>How often do you shower?
once or twice a day
>How often do you masturbate?
once or twice a day

>>694458803
"private" means the company you work for isn't traded on the NYSE or other exchanges?

>>694457547
21
what the fuck do you think
yes
DnD
chubby
every two or three days
erryday

>>694459240
Teach me your ways, been trying to no fap for a while

>>694458946
>lingere

get the FUCK off /b/ you vanilla faggot

>28
>Male
>Repair tech
>yes
>canoeing, but haven't been able to get out for a while now
>butt plugs with tails, Bailey Jay
>5x a week, after every workout
>1-3x a day, depends on if I get put in the mood to rub one out

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>>694458371
>Hobby?
Showing off, making sure everyone knows how much better I have it than them


Jesus what a faggot

>>694459222
No, thank you.

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>>694459315
She's a lesbian. Never taken a real dick and I can't remember her name.

>>694459396
I didn't want to put traps seeing as i work for the government

>>694457547
32
Male
Office worker
No
Vidya, scotch
Pretty much anything besides CP, fags/traps, animals & scat
Daily, sometimes twice daily
3-4 times a week, occasionally daily

>>694457547
26
Male
Working at homeless shelter
Nope
vydia games
Feet and glasses
Once a day, twice if I'm working
3-5 times a day, do it at work in the employees bathroom (only male employee there)

>>694459413
Enjoy your ban

>36
>M
>Knowledge Management for a Fortune 500
>N
>Guitar, running, season ticket holder for local NHL team
>Nope
>Daily
>Depends. 1-2 a week; I've intentionally slowed down some.

>>694459413
You're getting banned very soon, anon. Hope you enjoyed your time here.

>>694457547

40
m
Enterprise sales executive
no
Eating and drinking
Slut and or play with my wife
Once a day
Two times a day

>>694457547
25
Male
Cable guy
Not virgin
Playing xbox and building/flying "drones"
No white girls is my only fetish
Two showers a day
One a week

>>694458371
so your hobby is that you are a cunt?

>>694459474
Gtfo bitch

>>694459639
No, thank you.

>>694458371
did you ever consider leaving her?

>>694459388
It's mainly just filling the space with something productive. They do say self-improvement is masturbation in of itself... Not fapping certainly gives you the energy for it.

>>694459349
I honestly don't know but from what I understood they aren't sold in stores but instead sold retail. I honestly don't know much just know I get paid by selling.

>>694459420

Yep, I agree it's pathetic. It's my way of taking revenge on the people who didnt' believe in me in high-school, and my exes who follow me on social media. One girl in particular, dumped me because I was focusing on the wrong things (I didn't get very good grades because I knew I would have a great job straight out of high-school). She has tried to contact me again after seeing what I post online (pics of my new car, luxury vacations etc).

>>694457547
36
M
Teacher
Nope
Hill-walking
Wrestling
Daily, except Sunday
If I haven't had sex in a day.

>>694457547

>23
>Male
>Student
>No
>Gaming, Writing, Hunting and being a loser.
>Too many to type.
>When i stink.
>Atleast twice a day.

>Age
19
>Sex
Male
>Job
Med student
>Virgin
No
>Hobby
Playing the piano/keyboards, sometimes playing vidya
>Fetish
Feet and pissing
>How often do you shower?
Every 2-3 days depending on how dirty am I
>How often do you masturbate?
Every 3-4 days

>>694459713
Gtfo bitch

>>694459760
Wow, how sad for you.

>20
>F
>Waitress
>No
>Sewing/art
>Roleplay/role reversal (pegging)
>Every day/other day
>when single - 5 or 6 times a month
>When in a relationship - around 3 times a month

>>694457547
>Age?
27
>Sex?
M
>Job?
Asset consultant
>Virgin?
nope
>Hobby?
Football, HEMA, outdoors
>Fetish?
Violence
>How often do you shower?
At least once a day, up to 3 times when it's fucking hot
>How often do you masturbate?
2-3x/week

>>694459850
No, thank you.

>>694457547
21
Male
Yes
SSI (autism)
Art and music
Hair
Every other day
Once a day

>Age? 19
>Sex? male
>Job? any
>Virgin? no
>Hobby? hockey music and drink
>Fetish? shemale and pee
>How often do you shower? 2 days
>How often do you masturbate? every day

>>694458767
What's that? 18? Show tits woman

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>>694457547
>Age? 18

>Sex? girl

>Job? mainly a student

>Virgin? lol no

>Hobby? games, reading, writing, drawing, editing, elaborate lies and schemes

>Fetish? Had more than one before i even hit puberty

>How often do you shower? usually atleast every morning, one of my fetishes is that i dont really clean myself down there too much though

>How often do you masturbate? depends on how much sex have i had that day, masturbation record in 24 hours is 11 self inflicted orgasms i think

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>>694459524
Thanks for being honest.

20
Male
Hedge fund co founder
Virgin
Drinking
Facefucking
shower once a day
fap once or twice a day

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>>694459760
You really are a faggot loser

>>694459894
Tits or gtfo

>>694457547
>Age?
18
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Student
>Virgin?
Duh
>Hobby?
Programming and shit
>Fetish?
Girls masturbating, lesbians, feet, vanilla as fuck
>How often do you shower?
Every second day
>How often do you masturbate?
Every second day

>>694459341
guess I mention that work for a Fortune 500 company aswell since this gay shit matters to you faggots

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>>694457947
>>694458767

These fucking women and their inability to comprehend simple tasks.

>>694459915
Gtfo bitch

>20
>Male
>Salesman at Johnston and Murphy
>no
>tennis, rock climbing, recording music, pot
>Siblings
> ~5 times a week
>~twice a week

>>694457547
23
Male
Dominos Pizza
ADHD
Butts and Public/Outdoors
I try to once a day
I try to once a day

>>694459941
Ok just give me 2 minutes ;)

>Age? 22
>Sex? M
>Job? 4th year apprentice electrician, IBEW
>Virgin? No
>Hobby? Telescopes, flying drones, hiking, beer, etc
>Fetish? sun dress
>How often do you shower? once a day
>How often do you masturbate? 2+ times a day

>>694460020
fuck off into traffic

21, male, unemployed/mutual fund baby
Not a virgin.
Love writing, reading, guitar, drugs (specially psychedelics). metal head by training.
Inexperienced wanna be Dom. I could be probably be a switch at some point too. masochistic/sadistic. lingerie. Bondage. Rough animalistic sex please.
Shower every day, maybe even twice a day
Usually at least once a day if I'm not fucking anyone. Sometimes up to 4 times a day if I do the right drugs

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>>694460145
Oh. Also not a virgin.

>>694459636

Nope, read >>694459760

>>694459721
Never, she's way hotter than me and is a perfect catch. My friends love her, she's fun as fuck at parties and very good socially (typical funny girl). My family adores her, mostly because she's so social and nice.

Also, anything goes in our bedroom. We have great sex it just sucks that she cannot blow me/handjob me to climax.

Mainly though is because she loves me, like really. I've never seen a person be so passionate and caring, like an angel.

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>>694460078
>>694460097
how new are you? The entire premise of the thread is to answer the questions and you go apeshit because a girl does it too?

pic very related

>>694460078
Yeah, it just doesn't work anymore, anon. No one is stupid enough to post their tits on /b/.

>>694457547
25,
male,
none atm,
yes,
computer gaming and building computers,
none,
once a day,
never,

>>694457547
21
male
ISP tech
nope
music, electronics
none I know of
at least weekly
daily

>>694460097
keep up the good work

>>694460097
No, thank you.

>>694460230
Do you know Jim Booth by any chance?

>>694457547
30
male
IT consulting
nope
bdo
wincest
at least every second day, depending on weather
at least twice a day

>>694457547
>>Age? No
>>Sex? No
>>Job? No
>>Virgin? Yes
>>Hobby? No
>>Fetish? No
>>How often do you shower? No
>>How often do you masturbate? No

>>694460289
Is it only that she cannot make you cum with her mouth/hands or not at all (during sex)?

>>694460236
Gtfo bitch

>Age? 25
>Sex? Male
>Job? Customer Service Rep Tier II
>Virgin? No
>Hobby? Guitar, video games, alcoholism
>Fetish? BDSM, feet
>How often do you shower? Every other day
>How often do you masturbate? 3x/week

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>20
>m
>laughably unemployed
>fucked plenty of fine young men and women in my life
>being a fuckin autistic shitstain
>too heated to think about possible fetishes right now
>havent showered in a week
>fucked Ld girlfriend 12 hours ago (she's been in town for the last week)

r8 my lifestyle bois

>>694457547
67
accidental oral sex
homeless
n
showing my ballsack to strangers
casually showing my ballsack to strangers
once in year
everyday me and my friend masturbating each other

>>694459820
you have any teacher stories?

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>>694457547
>>Age?
23
>>Sex?
Male
>>Job?
Software Development
>>Virgin?
Yep
>>Hobby?
Vidya, Anime, Pen & Paper
>>Fetish?
Nothing special
>>How often do you shower?
Everyday
>>How often do you masturbate?
Almost everyday

>>694457547
31
Male
Systems Analyst
No
Early 1900's silent films
Small tits
Every day
Minimum of 2 times a day

>>694460537
No, thank you.

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>>694457547
20
Male
Unemployed and looking, formally dishwasher at a country club
Video games, wanting to get back into skateboarding
Titfucking
Everyday
Once or twice a month

>>694460361
Gtfo bitch

>>694457547
27
Trans Female
IT
No
Games
Being controlled by a dominant woman
Daily
Multiple times a week.

>>694460322
No one actually believes you're female. Quit the act faggot.

>>694457547
18
M
Model
No
No
No
No

>>694457547
21
Male
Unemployed atm
No
Technology in general
Blowjobs
Once every two days
Almost every day

>Age?
36
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
IT
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
Reading
>Fetish?
Panty
>How often do you shower?
Daily
>How often do you masturbate?
3-4 times a week

>>694460632
No, thank you.

>>694460420
Haha I can't say I do, who is Jim Booth?

>>694460633
Sharpie in pooper whore

>>694457547
>Age?
20
>Sex?
male
>Job?
Army
>Virgin?
no
>Hobby?
fucking bitchs in the ass
>Fetish?
pegging
>How often do you shower?
twice a day
>How often do you masturbate?
always fucking bitchs in the ass

>>694460640
Who gives a fuck if anyone believes me or not? Only you.

>>694460602
Gtfo bitch

>>694457947
Hows being a salesgirl?

>>694460796
No, thank you.

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>>694460640
that was my first post in the thread, what act? The "act" of not being an actual newfag like you?

Youre a living joke if you think girls are some kind of mythical creatures and nobody has ever been one

>>694457547
>20
>m
>college
>no
>vidya/drinking/drugs
>anal with women
>daily
>daily if not in a relationship

>>694457547
29
M
Truckdriver
No
Football
Lingerie
7
2-3

>>694460740
I will if you do it first

>>694460791
Wanna kik?

>>694458371
Is that you jackass fuckin plumber? You dirty old asian hooker fucker

>>694460441
This is like looking into a mirror.... holy shit this is some juju stuff

>>694457547
I'm a 28 year old man, currently employed as a middle school janitor. I lost my virginity 9 years ago. I used to draw and paint, but now I mostly just read a lot. i appreciate all types of women, but I tend to prefer non-white women, and I don't believe in "too much ass." I have a sexual fascination with all things anal, including fucking, rimming and sniffing her farts. I also have a fantasy where I jerk off and cum all over a group of women eagerly awaiting my load in their mouths, and I pat their heads gently and feed them my cum like a mother bird feeds it's babies waiting in their nest. I shower every day, usually twice, before and after work. I used to masterbate multiple times a day and consume an unhealthy amount of pornography, but since I started taking antidepressants I don't have the same libido. I jerk off once or twice a week now. Sometimes I don't at all. I still watch porn though.

>>694457547
>21
>Male
>Security guard
>No
>Video games
>Red heads and facials
>once a day
>About Every other day

>>694460289
What state you live in faggot?

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>>694457547
>19
>male
>yup
>photography, photo and video editingm gaming
>none
>once a day
>lost the count

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>>694460858
>>694460791

>>694460671
Gtfo bitch

>>694457547
>20
>female
>student
>nope
>idk
>cum, choking, anal
>daily
>2-3 times a week

>>694457547
20
F
Personal assistant
Lost my virginity a week ago
Piano and cooking
Dd/lg
Everyday
2 times a day usually

>>694457547
18
Female
Don't have one atm
Yes
Drawing, reading
I sorta like traps/ femme boys
Once a day
maybe a 2-8 times a month.

>>694460822
It's pretty good. The clothes are expensive so the customers are really entitled bitches, but it's otherwise really easygoing.

>>694461084
No, thank you.

>>694457547
>18
>studying nursery
>yes
>rugby, repairing cars
>blowjob
>ones a day
>3/4 times a week

>>694457547
>>Age?
24
>>Sex?
Female
>>Job?
Support worker
>>Virgin?
No
>>Hobby?
Gaming, cooking/baking, bike rides, countryside walking
>>Fetish?
Bondage, petplay, age play, lesbians
>>How often do you shower?
Daily
>>How often do you masturbate?
Maybe once every 1-3 days

>>694460513

I can't cum unless I go REALLY fast and hard, she cannot ride me that hard (no girl would be able to) and she gets too tired from wanking. She makes a great effort though.

Only way for me to cum with any girl in bed is to just pound her really fucking hard for 30-45+ seconds. She loves it, but she is a bit sad about it obviously.

>>694461063
>I...I-I cant deal with what they are saying..

>I-I MEAN B-B-BAIT!!

go back to 9gag

>>694460845
Gtfo bitch

>>694461058
forgot to add the job
>worksman

>>694457547
>Age?
25
>Sex?
male
>Job?
just out of employment
>Virgin?
yes
>Hobby?
cycling, gym, theology
>Fetish?
female virgins
>How often do you shower?
once a day
during Summer 2-4 times
>How often do you masturbate?
2-7 times a week

>>694461191
No, thank you.

>>694458803
My ass high position at 19. Fuck you

>>694460633
>being controlled by a dominant woman
>assuming actual woman with vagina

Hey there you go

>>694460883
It wasen't a request, it was a command. Now do what daddy tells you to.

>>694461157
>>694461133
>>694461094
>>694461085

>Female

Nigga why you lying. Male to female trans just means you're a faggot.

>>694460907
Nope.

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>19
>Male
>Occasional drug dealing for acquaintances, abusing legal grey areas within food delivery business to make $60+ an hour
>No
>I make music and skimboard
>They change like clothing but I don't have one right now
>Every day
>Every 2-3 days

>>694461167
so it is like that with every girl? has it always been like that?

>>694461085
Tits or gtfo

>>694461167
sounds like a retarded circuckcised american

>>694461183
Trying this hard.

>>694457547
>27
>Male
>Office Manager
>Nothe since 15
>building and racing my supras and motorcycle
>women in lace underwear and stockings
>twice a day
>twice a day

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>>694457547

20
Male
Helper
Nope
PC
N/A
4/weeks
at least 1/day

>>694458803
that's a fancy way of saying "I work at McDonalds"

>>694461144
Gtfo bitch

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They call me sandwhichbro:
>18
>dude
>Jersey Mikes Subs
>sadly, yes
>biking and art
>legs and hairstyles
>quads a week
>singles a day

>>694459967
>DMC1

marry me

>21
>Male
>None
>Yes
>Typical weeb hobbies
>None
>Rarely
>3-4 times per month, would be zero but I hate jizzing on my pants because of wet dreams.

>>694461369
Fuck your gay butt hole.

>>694460997
>I also have a fantasy where I jerk off and cum all over a group of women eagerly awaiting my load in their mouths, and I pat their heads gently and feed them my cum like a mother bird feeds it babies waiting in their nest.

Good to know I'm not the only one

>>694461447
No, thank you.

>>694457547
>18
>Male
>Metro
>Virgin
>Gaming i enjoy swimming too
>I like turning boys into women
>not enough
>too much

>>694457547

28
Male
Researcher
No
5k and 10k road racing
Bondage, domination (being dominant, not being dominated), anal, girls who swallow, lingerie, 69, FMF, FFM, strapons, crossdressing (lingerie only), pegging, ball gags (for her/them, not me), sex in public (though not exhibitionism, more like nature), impregnation (my wife and I are trying, and it's making me insanely horny).
Twice per day
Rarely/never

>>694461460
Oh shit it's sandwhichbro!!!

>>694461290
I will if you do it first

>>694461253
It's very simple concept if you ask me, I'm not the only guy at my age for high possitions. There's this 18 year old who pretty much has an income of 6-7 figures inspiring stuff.

>>694461339
Your eyes are yoked in this pic, were you trippin or what?

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>18
>Male
>Poorfag looking for work or apprenticeships as a car mechanic. Might start studying again.
>No.
>Gym, Walks, Play videogames with friends and cars.
>Rough, I like to get bitten and scratched and I like to spank and pull hair. Do get off to more hardcore than that though, semi-rape fetish.
>Every other day.
>3-4 times a day, living that teenager dream.

>>694461310
Fuckin' kek

>>694458126
'Just finished work experience in physics dep at Oxford'

DPhil student (Biochem) here. The department's been overrun by you hapless secondary school students. You're only being admitted as a service to the community; don't feel like you've achieved anything bragworthy

>Age?
22

>Sex?
Male

>Job?
Group home for mentally challanged people

>Virgin?
nope

>Hobby?
totally depends on what time if the year it is.
Snowboarding/driving a snowmobile. Play vidya.

>Fetish?
anal, rough sex, short girl

>How often do you shower?
Pretty mutch every day

>How often do you masturbate?
2-4 times/day I HAVE URGES!

>>694461310
I was born with a vagina. It's not that big a deal, you guys.

>>694461437
Never worked at McDonald's, I don't think I want to either. Would rather relax not worrying about a job at all.

>>694461347
>>694461374

Ya, always been like that. The reason is that I wanked off with a really hard grip, and in only one way, a lot.

>>694457547
Age: 73
Sex: Male
Job: Landlord
Virgin: Yes. Studied for the priesthood until I was 48, then said fuck it, dropped out, but then was too old to over get the poesy.
Hobby: Wheel of Fortune re-runs, try to watch 6 hours a day
Fetish: Love me some pizza
Shower: Once every couple weeks, I don't get too dirty
Masturbate: Once with each meal, 7-8 times a day, usually don't cum, oftentimes

>Age?
23
>Sex?
Male, Hetro
>Job?
Yes
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
Fishing, Hunting, Gaming, Painting
>Fetish?
To many
>How often do you shower?
1-2/day due to work
>How often do you masturbate?
1/day, makes it easier to sleep for some reason

Not currently in a relationship cause i am to tired after work to listen to a woman talk shit, also i lives kinda off.

R8, also answering other questions maybe

>>694462016
Nigga you got retard strength because you're legit a retard

>>694461767
You animal!!! Go on...

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>>694457547 (OP)
>Age?
21
>Sex?
XXY
>Job?
non
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
4chan, tumbler, reddit
>Fetish?
lesbian porn
>How often do you shower?
2-3 times a week
>How often do you masturbate?
9 times a week

>>694461821
What is kek, though?

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>>694457547
>>Age?
26
>>Sex?
Male
>>Job?
IT (freelance)
>>Virgin?
No, but only one real GF and hookers after that
>>Hobby?
I guess browsing 4chan, reddit, etc.
>>Fetish?
Choking women
>>How often do you shower?
Once a day
>>How often do you masturbate?
Twice a day or more

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>>694462073
Is that you Grandpa?

>>694462257
It's proof that you're a newfag.

>Age?21
>Sex?Female
>Job?Mum
>Virgin?Yes
>Hobby?I call radio shows and debate things, even if i have no knowledge of the subject but its fun
>Fetish?Just normal consensual sex, sometimes lesbian
>How often do you shower?Everyday
>How often do you masturbate?Every few days, depends really

Abandoning thread because fuck you all :)

>>694457547
>>25
>>M
>>Yes
>>No
>>Sports
>>Hairy pussies
>>Daily
>>Daily

>>694462344
What is newfag, though?

>>694462073
Please let this be real

>>694461701
Yeah, a bunch of uncultured faggots who are ready to slave away for money they don't want, doing work they hate but are really good at, ultimately suffering from a major existential crisis in their late twenties because they never learned to party and have fun

>>694462344
Not really though, it's proof that he never played wow you faggot, and that he is too retarded to use google.

>>694462262
How could that be grandpa if he's a virgin, you retarded fuck.

>>694462073
>Virgin: Yes, Studied for the priesthood until I was 48
Did they not let you fuck small boys so you left?

>>694462444
Tits or gtfo

>>694462262
Yes grandson, now get me my laxitives

>>694461460
I hope you die right away

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>Age?
41
>Sex?
None
>Job?
Unemployed
>Virgin?
Yes
>Hobby?
Crafting and skinning animals
>Fetish?
Hentai
>How often do you shower?
Prolly twice a month
>How often do you masturbate?
Daily
Is there hope for me b?

>>694461745
I'm always really stoned but, it's probably just from the light

>Age?
18
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Unemployed
>Virgin?
Yes
>Hobby?
Bushcraft/Video-games/Sport
>Fetish?
None
>How often do you shower?
Every day
>How often do you masturbate?
2-3 times a week

>>694457547
>21
>Male
>Lab tech at pulp processing plant
>Yes
>MMA/Gym
>Loli, /ss/,
>6x a week (after workouts and job)
>2-3 times a day.

>>694462444
>job: mum
>vigrin: yes

???

>>694462344
It means I'm a troll you dip
God fuck you all

>>694457547
23
Male
Retail assistant manager
Not a virgin
Video games, music, going for nature walks
Public exposure/sex
At least once a day, unless I have the day off
Not every day but about 7 times a week

>>694462727
Lol he mad

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>22
>male
>Apple mac plus phone advisor
>hell nah p in vagee all day
>build gunpla/fighting games
>threeways with gf and random girls
>shower every day
>masturbate 3-6 times on weekends

>>694462650
Ever heard of adoption or having a relationship with someone who has child from a previous relationship?
You dumb nigger

28
Male
Navigator on a ship
No
Magic, boating, history
Bondage, orgasm control and 1950's relationships
Daily, twice if I am working hard.
More often than I shower.

>>694462838
Tru dat

>>694462599
>>How often do you shower?
>>Prolly twice a month
>Job?
>Unemployed
>Virgin?
>Yes
Case solved

>>694458443
lol wtf r u me (except the fossil hunting and distance running)

>>694462513
What job are you talking about? He used to work for Macy's hated the job got with this line of work. Got really good at it and lives in his own house never to work again.

21
male
data programmer
nope
fishing/gaming
unsure
daily
daily

>25
>Male
>Realtor
>Nope, long term relationship
>Working with animals, rescues
>Voyeurism
>Usually once per day, but sometimes skip 1
>Almost daily

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>>694461932

>>694457547
>20
>Male
>Union Steel Worker (Mold Maker)
>No
>Making horsepower
>Varies weekly
>Everyday after work
>3 times a week

>32
>Male
>Student of god
>Yes chastity is the key to heaven
>reading the bible, going to wacky prayer groups, church retreats
>women who love jesus
>when god tells me to
>never touch the devil's pecker :)

>19
>f
>Student
>virgin af
>anime, casual vidya, and drawing
>gay porn & male booty
>Every two days, or when my hair looks dirty
>Once a day

16
male
nope
yes
videogames
ass
every morning
every day

>>694462592
Kek

>>694463156
hello there young lady. could I get your medial address? :)

>>694457547
>27
>male
>house painter
>virgin
>civ v/dark souls 3
>negresses
>couple times a week depends on how much i interact
>several times a day every day if i can

>>694461339
if you arent lying you sound like a god

>>694457547
>18
>Male
>Student/Line cook
>No but it's been over a year since I last had sex. Also only ever fucked one girl, a roastie slut.
>Reading, smoking, drinking
>Rape/Noncon
>At least once a day
>At least once a day

>>694461339
what's grey areas in food delivery? can u teach me cus I'm a poor britfag with failing economy that needs money

>>694457547
>26
>Male
>Security Guard
>non virgin
>vidya
>massive tits
>5days aweek
>3-5times a week

>Age?
24
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
CEO
>Virgin?
Lol not even close
>Hobby?
Martial arts, hiking, calligraphy, photography, writing, traveling
>Fetish?
Girls that are much younger than me
>How often do you shower?
everyday
>How often do you masturbate?
not very often, less than once a week

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>>694462592
Fuck off anon, sandwich bro is legend on 4chan. He's an OP that delivered to thread.

>>694457547
>18
>Male
>student
>yes
>riding ma motorcycle
>teens
>every 1 or 2 days
>3-5 times aday

35
Male
IT Manager
No
Sleeping
Cartoons
~2-3 day intervals
Daily

>>694463567
>Lol not even close
said nobody actually comfortable with the amount of sex theyve had ever

>>694463664
Oh shit, we got a 4chan legend

>23
>Male
>Cars
>Nope
>Cars
>Pissing, Milfs
>Once a day
>Once a day, maybe more. Depending on GF

>>694463664
Rip anon

>>694463664
Lmao get rekt anon

>>694463490
I'm not that anon but hey drugs are easy to buy online and resell tax free. I sell bulk acid to friends who don't want to go online. I make easily 150% of the money I put in and get free drugs, lots of them ha. Plus my buyers resell and make some money too

>>694463664
XD nice

>>694462073
73 yrld kissless virgin. All hail king of b

>>694463664
Kek

>>694457547
21
male
iOS developper
no
music concerts and festivals
teen and rape
once a week
everyday

>>694459495
Her ass is Minecraft...

>>694458787
Newfag you only request tits or gtfo if someone claims to be a woman to get something from /b/

>>694457547

>Age?
27
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Freelance graphic designer
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
Tabletop gaming, Magic the gathering
>Fetish?
None that I know of
>How often do you shower?
3-4 times a week
>How often do you masturbate?
3-5 times a week

>>694462592
You just got served anon

20
Male
Physics Student
Fucked 2 women to this day
Gaming
Women in control, pussy hair (but only like a week after shaving or trimmed, not a real Bush), currently debating with myself if I may be no
At least once a day, usually in the morning
At least once a day, usually in the morning