say "He's coming right for me" and shoot him right in the cranius

Big guys fall just as quick as small guys, if you hit them in the right place

Beat his ass, im way more ripped

>>694447895
invite him and his wife over to wreck my wife.

If his dick was huge I'd make my girlfriend fuck him and treat him like daddy while I watched.

If he had a small cock, sorry, pal! Less roids, maybe.

>>694447972

i get that refrence /b/ro

>>694447895
>does this guy walks up
No, he does not.

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>>694447895
I would tell him that op is a facking gay.

>>694447895
yell out "he's got a gun"

gotta slap asses instead of jason to confuse the body, right babe?

>>694447895
Laugh at his tats with my gf and proceed to go home with her.

>>694447895
I'd kick his ass. Seriously I've fought dudes that are way bigger than me, they're big and fucking slow. Take out the knees, big guys have toothpick legs. Or just tire his big ass out and punch him in the throat.

>>694448513
Did I mention he big?

Slap him back and then myself for him, gotta confuse the fight, right babe?

>>694447895
Again?! Didn't he do it yesterday?

>>694447895
Joke's on him. He's touching the back of my hand like a faggot, like op.

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>>694447895
Go home all three, tie my girlfriend and force her to watch that guy fucking my boipucci while I yell ''yes, daddy'' and act like his little toi

>>694447895
Do you mean the baby sized testicled piece of shit? https://youtu.be/8DWS8uzr1dE

>>694448353
Yeessss

I'd slowly walk away and see him proceed to rape my gf's ass because I know he could crush my skull with his bare hands

>>694447895
Stab him in the eyes! over and over and over! then skullfuck him while hes rolling on the ground in agony! then isis style cut hes head off! cut off his dick shove it up his ass and shit down his open neckhole, cut off his balls shove them in his decapitated heads mouth and kick it around like a ball, if i have time break all his fingers.

>>694447895
> does this guy
No he doesn't, because he isn't a fucking animal.

>>694448933
Dude if my balls shrunk 20-30% my dick would look smaller :(

>>694449443
Ahhh yes, the bait fish with a thousand edges. Careful children, or you may be cut on the fishing line.

No chance. U know why ? Anon has no gf.

>>694447895
Point at her and say "She has a dick"

>>694448053
Edgy/11

Pull him at his nose hair until he cries little girls tears

>>694447895
I'd say, beautiful gynecomastia faggot you should try to stop steroïds. And then do a 360° and kick his fucking teeth out of his mouth

Punch him in the throat and then idk, run?

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Stay close to him cus steroid buffed faggots can't reach me then

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let him take her
then she can see a small roid cock n balls and move on

>>694447895
Shove a sharpie in his pooper.

My gf weighs 95 pounds so he would probably put her in orbit.

>>694447895
Thank him for freeing me from this gains goblin and ask him for MORE SCOOPS

I'd give him 5 scoops COMEON!

And some tasty snacks.

Right babe?

"Yup"

Dump that whore right there.

>>694449857
no! thats literally what i would do! they didnt stick me in the looney bin for 17 years for nothing!

i invite he to play overwatch to my house

>>694447895
1. say "nice pecks, bro!"
2. Then awkward silence while we're staring at each other.
3. We laugh like true bros and hug and soft punch each others ceps
4. no homo

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>>694450829
dump her ?
she has done nothing wrong
she has just been ass slapped raped right there infront of you
id just just hit her when we arrive home and show her whos the man

>>694447895
Take his back until Mr. Gyno has a wet heart attack

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>>694450668
why not a sharp graphite pencil
the sharpie may turn him on
then its you gettin your ass slapped

how many scoops of kill it has he taken?

>>694451113
go find a trap thread homo

>>694447895
Tell him if he does that again i'll tell Tumblr

>>694447895
Jiggle his tits. And then slap his ass right back.

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>>694447895
Hit him square in the temple. Muscles=/= strength

Order 66

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>>694452000
nioce trips there my freind

>>694447895
Pretend I'm OP, who doesn't have a girlfriend, and suck him dry...just like OP.

>>694451663
i would let her blow me for hours

Laugh at him as I make him pay $20.

My stripper GF's holes are all mine.

I'm an amerifat, but i have a gun.

Spinning Lariat him and his mates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu8OnmJdC9w

>>694447895

Slap his ass and say 'damn guy, you need more squats. What you still standing here, find a gym!'

>>694450000 o shit waddup

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>>694452293
what with dem tooths kek
you may as well fuck a cheese grater
kek
what about this one ?

I would be a good boy and did nothing. He can take my gf otherwise she will be mad at me and I don't want her to be cruel again :(

>>694448513
Exactly, people assume that because some is jacked they're the hulk. That's all show muscle. Not to say a punch to the gut from him wouldn't still hurt, but there's a reason you see the professional strongmen looking like potbelllied giants and not a 90's comic book character.

get big

>>694447895
Take her to a hospital.

>>694447895
Tell him to fuck off like the big pussy he might be

>>694452625
i know man, but DAMN, i cant get past how sloppy wet that shit is..i might get bit a couple times, but she will get it down quick. I'll use positive reinforcement in the form of cake and candy..

Immediately address his insecurities and establish the fact I have none let him decide what do from there

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>>694452606
>>555555555
shiat here comes that boi

>>694447895
Well, that depends, does he or does he not?

Call the police and report him for sexual harassment, like all you other dumb fucks should've done.

>>694452000
>Muscles=/= strength
this is what fat people actually believe

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>>694452884
positive reinforcment
shit thst made me kek

>>694453144
>All units report to North State St and 7th, we have reports of a man touching a girl's butt, this is a priority 1 dispatch

>>694453259
wrong fat people belive they are loved
and others think that they may have feelings

Stab him in the neck

>>694453810
fuck son i hope your parents have license
soo many sharp edges cant be leagal

>>694447895
Isnt this why amerifags carry guns? Shit like this.

"OK, you want her? All you have to do is beat me in a mile race. You're a fit guy, you can handle one little mile, right?"

And then proceed to slay his ass in five minutes and thirty seconds because most /fit/ people never do cardio.

>>694447895
and id pick up my girl and run he couldn't catch me

This guy spends his days lifting weights then his nights floor buffing his abs. He's not coming to fuck your girlfriend or anyone else

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this is now a gay thread

>>694454232
flesh lights dont count annon
sorry

>>694454339
trap thread whould be better tho

My GF says fuck you too him bc he is Rich Piana
and he Juices.

>>694454377
why would he slap my flashlight

>>694454736
flesh light a mobile sex toy
if annnons do have a gf
mostly gunna b a ham satilite or ham planet
so the only way you can carry her away is a flesh light
think i just took a bite out of your bait there

>>694454377
Ouch

>>694455131
i gotta tell it like it is
no punches held back kek

>>694455469
well your still retarded my gf weighs 100 pounds and that dude couldn't run 2 blocks without passing out

>>694447895
i'll grab his subminimal anabolical dick and suck it because it is what he really wants.

>>694447895
I immediately shoot him in the head before shooting myself.

>>694453259
I know the roid heads think this is true but it's a fact. there is show muscle and practical muscle.

>>694447895
punch him in the face and then run like hell. as i'm jetting out of the scene, look back and check if he's chasing. if he's not chasing, stop and call up my girlfriend. if he is chasing, keep running 4-5 blocks. if he's still chasing after all that, slow down and act like i'm getting ready to fight him. then as he gets ready, take off and start running again. if he's still chasing after another 2 blocks, fuck it, turn around and get my ass brutally beaten.

>>694452293
never change.

>>694449443
I would stand off to the side, watching and applauding.

>>694448513
He would just grab you and get on top of you he probably can't throw a punch but there's only so much you can do

>>694447895
>implying he knows how to fight
>implying he has any stamina at all

And the best

>implying his glorious pecs will stop 9x19 jhp

>>694448027
Jesus, NO!

>>694448092
cuck

>>694447895

All show no bite, if you train in some martial art you will have a large chance of kicking his ass.

I start insulting him and telling him how i'm gonna fuck him up, while taking my pants and underwear off. He'll freak out at me getting naked and run away from the crazy faggot.. Girlfriend will not pay more attention to the stunt , than the fact that she was defended.

>>694447895
punch him in the jaw fucking hard

Fireman's kick to the knee. It buckles from skipping leg day at the gym.