>>694435397
You're not 18

>>694435702
Prove it

>>694435754
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man

>>694435872
>what is multi tasking for 200

>>694436011
Don't lie you fucking fag I know what you were doing now never make a stupid ass thread like this again

>>694436117
Ok pls dont hurt me

>>694436117
Wow you just replyed to me under a minute, you must be sitting there refreshing the page, what a fucking loser get a life you disgusting fuck.

>>694436243
>rubber banding

Are you 12 years old? Well based on that absolute shit story you wrote I can't say I'm surprised

>>694435702
>>694435872
>>694436117
>>694436306

>You're not 18
>Starting an argument like this

>>694436306
>using a term like rubber banding

G8 b8 m8 you actully made me reply to a troll nice

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This thread is full of autism

>>694436692
Its just 1 troll

>>694435397
>at Sam's Club
>see a girl curled up asleep in a cart
>her dress is all uo so you can see her panties
>it is so hot
>stare at her and follow her around
That was a good day.

>>694437061
Fucking pedo you're lucky I wasn't there and saw you I'd have called you out publicly and laugh as you stammered on your words trying to come up with an excuse as to why you're following these people. Then I'd follow you into the parking lot and beat the shit out of you

>Be me.
>At University.
>Friend ask me to come to an orgy with him.
>Says lots of hot girls.
>Skeptical but go anyways.
>Go to random sketchy house.
>Walk in.
>Literally 30 guys and 2 girls.
>One white chick and one Asian chick.
>Feels like a sausage fest with so many guys.
>Fuck this.
>About to leave.
>Friend tell me not to.
>Promise me more girls will show.
>Literally one more girl shows but leaves because she chickens out.
>Fuck it. I'll stay and see.
>Everyone takes of clothes.
>People are pushing left and right trying to get to one of the two girls.
>They're hot but it's not worth the hassle.
>Wait it out.
>4 hours pass by.
>Almost everyone is done.
>See an opening at the Asian chick.
>Covered in other peoples cum.
>Gross as fuck.
>Everyone is staring at me, I don't want to back out and look like a wimp.
>I've waited to long to let someone's cum stop me.
>Put it in. So wet inside.
>Other people's cum is gushing out as I push deeper.
>Whatever.
>Fuck her anyways.
>Pretty decent fuck in my opinion.
>She's tight and still has energy left.
>Finish inside her as well.
>Go home.
>Wake up with a rash.
>Spend two weeks being scared.
>See doctor.
>It's just a rash.

>>694437452
Oh, yeah, sure you would, Mr Internet Tough Guy.
You wouldn't do shit.

>>694435397
I was having an Asthma attack and it was on like a Sunday so I thought the hospital wouldn't be that busy but when I get there, there was blood covering tthe floors all the rooms were filled with patients and they had tents set up. It was the night of the Orlando shooting

>>694436692
FETCH THE HOLY WATER

>>694437860
It wouldn't be the first time I called one of you spergs out for creeping on a little kid. Just would be the first time I finally exact real street justice

>>694437452
You wouldn't do shit pussy

>>694438359
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
If you're in or near the panhandle we can make something of this.
> I called one of you spergs out for creeping on a little kid.
How'd that go for you?(I'm going to pretend you actually did it)

>a couple days ago
>going on a short vacation in Norway
>living a week at some friend's place
>a doctor's house, built in 1901

>oversleep one morning
>everyoe else has left when I wake up
>they left the dogs for me
>half asleep, climb upstairs to take a shower
>about to get in, suddenly hear footseps
>and doors going
>and dogs barking
>too tired to think anything of it, assume someone came home to pick something and then left
>shower

>a couple hours later
>rest of group picks me up for an event

>couple hours again, on the way back from event
>sleeping in car cause still tired
>wake up to someone mentioning ghosts in the old houses of the area
>there's a supposedly a ghost in the house
>all it does is open doors

My life isn't too interesting.
I could probably dig the house and the ghost up somewhere, but ehh

>>694438642
Looks like it's your lucky day I'm south in Houston

>How'd that go for you?

It went great you sick fuck, saw some sweaty fat guy staring at a girl playing a game at Target so I said "hey what are you doing" and he freaked out and left the store like the pussy he and you are

>>694439103
You're not gonna do shit faggot

>>694437521
Lucky

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I started dating a guy. I'm also a guy.
Never in my entire life have I ever looked at a guy as attractive, or even thought about me being gay. Hell, I haven't even fapped to trap porn. And honestly, I've always thought it was kinda disgusting. I'm also attractive, and fit, so it's not like I can't get women.
>own my own business
>guy comes in, incredibly attractive
>we start talking
>after I finish work, we went out to a shitty restaurant with a bar
>ended up making out, but no sex when we got drunk
>felt weird, but I didn't mind it
>continue relationship for a couple weeks
>eventually fuck
>felt fucking good
>find him beyond attractive
>has similar hobbies and likes to me
Feels kinda weird.

Pic kinda related. He looks similar to that.

>>694440118
That's better than what women have to offer. If i could get past kissing a man id be gay.

Enjoy your life of success and happiness

>>694440118
>fapped to trap porn

Its so obvious, you are one of thoes faggots who are in denial
You knew you were a faggot the whole time. Stop acting like its a fucking disease pops up randomly you fucing faggot

>>694437521
Post pics of gangbang anon

>>694440390
>haven't

>>694439103
>>694439551

Just shut the fuck up you autistic internet warriors. Stop spreading bullshit on a cancerous internet forum. You're both fat fucks which I'd probably would beat the shit out of with one hand. And I'd gladly do

>>694440390
He said he never even fapped to trap porn.

>>694440118
>still thinks fapping to traps makes you even remotely gay

>>694440504
Don't have pictures. No one was allowed to take pictures.

>>694440936
It's pretty fucking gay, anon.

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>>694440613

>>694435397
I recently formed a Friends With Benefits relationship with my childhood friend.

>>694441414
go on.....

>>694435397
>be me
>be driving to my next job
>>>>>>>"Help, my monitor is displaying upside down, need new video card
>Required by SLA to go there and not just tell her she is retarded
>120 miles
>Get there
>Right click
>resolution
>Landscape
>fixed
>"you're a hero"
>It's really really hot outside
>SUMMERized

>>694439089
How long did that take you to make that up?

>>694441759
That's basically it...

We basically just over to one of our houses and just have sex.

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>be me
>be in Koh Tao, Thailand
>Go to bar with two girls i met
>Get Drunk
>have threesome

Pic related

>>694441816
made me chuckle. nice pun there meme-maestro

>>694442004
>go to Thailand
>have sex with white bitches

You fucked up

>>694435397
why do you run from your sister when she has a blade. if my brother chased me with a knife i would laugh at him because he would never hurt me.

either you are retarded for running, or your sister is retarded if are really afraid she might cut you.

>>694442350
She is actully crazy anon

Dont bluff with crazy people

>>694442453
tbh i would rather get cut and see what happens. can't even begin to imagine the shitstorm that would break loose in my family.....

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>>694435872
>Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man
This is your average 12-16 year old half chad.
>he has shitty grades, typically an average between 69-74%
>Has lots of negro friends.
>Is the equivalent of a nigger in terms of dress and fashion
>"likes to game"
>This sub-human typically has an incredibly old iPhone which he is very self conscious about or he has the newest smart phone which he spent every cent he could get a hold of
>old malfunctioning beats which he shows off but never wears
>instead chooses to use 5 dollar earbuds he bought in the clearance section of best buy
>is mediocre at sports but loves to play basketball with his "hommies"
>is shit at basketball in particular tho
>his instagram or twitter will have a background image of a quote along the lines of "ball is life"
>His mother is very proud of him because "he's very outgoing and the joy to my life--despite not having achieved anything notable, and has never said I love you unless he got some money or doing it for a vine"
>most likely doesn't have a dad
>on his facebook and twitter he regularly shares and tweets stuff that he thinks will make girls think he is sophisticated but not too sophisticated
>ie "Donald Trump is so racist" followed with buzzfeed or "I killing animals is so cruel" link to slaughterhouse video on youtube
>Hasn't packed a lunch in 3 years and will go to McDonalds despite having 4 cents.
>will give his food to a nigger with more rep than him because "we be hommies and shit"

>>694442345
I live in Thailand.

>>694442596
>Choosing to get stabbed by a crazy person cus you are scared of drama

Charles Darwin would like a word with you. Hey its your choice
>>694442675
Have you had sex with some hot thaiwanese girls?

>>694442675
That makes you a nigger, yaknow?

>>694443023
not scared of it. i actually wanna see what would happen.
and concerning evolution, i would get farther with my attitude than with a sister trying to stab me.

>>694435397
>being 18
>having siblings
>havent stabbed or been stabbed yet

>>694443310
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man

>>694443492
this triggers you? nice.
i actually play d2 in windowed mode and while i farm i entertain fags like you.

>>694440936
Fapping to a guy is gay

>>694443662
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life mayn

>>694443310
Getting stabbed is not getting farther but ok

>see what happens
What do you think happens?
Thats a retorical question

>>694443991
whatever man. you both act like absolute idiots. but then again you just wanted to share a story. 4/10

>>694444203
I dont see how not getting stabbed by a crazy person make you an idiot.

Standing there and letting yourself get stabbed to "see what would happen" is being an idiot.