>>694419863
I wake up I fap I lurk 4chan I watch some bullshit videos on youtube I fap again I eat and lurk more 4 chan and sleep
repeat

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>>694420904

>>694419863
> Wake up around 10.
> Smoke a small bowl, do routine maintenance for my company for 3-4 hours while slamming down a pot of coffee.
> Call up an escort for an hour or so, smoke a big bowl, browse the interwebs or play CS GO till dinnertime. > Evening schedule is usually some combination of what I did in the day, but it varies depending on what I need to or can be arsed to do.

>>694421688
What about murdering people, going to KKK rallies, torturing animals for fun or kidnapping children? I was honestly expecting some extreme stuff here.

>>694422054
what the fuck is wrong with you kid?

Depression

>>694422182
I've read quite some things about 4chan and wanted to see whether they're true or not.

>>694422054
I bet you had one hand stroking your tiny cock while you wrote that, degenerate psycho fuck

>>694422295
Me again. People outside of this forum say that 4chan is the place where school shooters are "born".

>7-4 job
>eat
>lurk internet
>smoke weed
>grab a beer or smoke some more weed
>go out or not
>try not to fap
>fap
>play cs or cod
>smoke weed
>watch tv
>fall in sleep after (b)eating in bed

>>694422402
No this is a imageboard where people go to fap and discuss all the depraved shit their dirty minds want to express without being judged by society

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>>694422054
this guy knows

>>694422925
Like being homosexual and being attracted transsexual people? Apparently many 4chan users haven't realize yet that many people nowadays are liberal and they don't judge as they used to 10-20 years ago. You don't have to hide like this.

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>wake up 5:30
>Swim in my local swim club from 6:30-7:30
>Dick around until like 10
>Get Starbucks
>Go to work 10:30
>Get off work 5:30
>Lift until 7:30
>Go home drink protein shake
>Eat dinner 8:30
>Sleep 9:30

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>>694423750
>4chan user
>Starbucks

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BLACK and I just wanna beat the shit out of it!

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>>694423976
It looks like the real 4chan users are coming out of their caves now. Shit's getting interesting.

>>694423750
Needs more fucking\drogs

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Here is mine
>wake up at 9
>go to job at 9:30 until 17
>go out with bycicle for something like 1/2 hrs every day
>Playing some VG until 22 more or less
>watch some film
>have sex with gf 1-3 times/week
>smoke some weed by the way
>go to sleep at 1-2 a.m.

Wake up at 4pm, smoke weed,play games, eat something around 6, gaming and smoking until 7am. Repeat

>>694424515
get a job and a gf dude

>>694419863
>wake up at 11
>drink 2 espressi
>get dressed, while starting bots on PC for $
>run errands for aunt/uncle
>may or may not visit boyfriend
>may or may not fuck him
>dinner
>write application for university
>fap/play videogames with old friends from school
>sleep at 2-3am

Ok heres my day. Ill start in the morning i guess

>wake up
>grab a brush and put on a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>whyd you leave your keys upon the table
>here you go create another fable
>you wanted to

>>694424615
He could be asexual or "just not into it"

>>694424667
What sort of bots anon?

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>>694419863
>an alarm has been detected at Unimatrix 001, Grid 06
>activate
>'wake up' at about 9 or 10 AM
>BS around until about 12
>go get lunch
>go to library to watch K-drama or anime for about 45 mins to an hour while playing Japanese card games at Yahoo Japan
>go to class
hours later
>leave class
>get back to dorm about 4:30 and watch tv
>workout from 5:25-6:00 PM
>shower
>call mom at 6:30
>spend the rest of the evening playing vidya, watching BBT, studying, etc
>take a shit somewhere in there
>brush teeth at 12:50 AM
>take in an episode of Star Trek, 2 eps of anime, or a K-drama at 1
>sleeping pill
>go to sleep around 3:00 AM

On days I don't have class, I might go grocery shopping or just take a long walk before coming back and working out

>>694424972
league of legends

i know, i am a fag

>>694424667

>espressi

I bet you have at least ten fedoras

>>694425170
i am considerably rich, does that count ?

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>>694419863

>wake up at 4:00 AM sharp to my classic rock playlist blasting at max volume from my amps
>do 50 pushups, and 30 chin-ups
>4:30, disassemble & assemble/clean my three favorite guns (Mosin 91/30, Mossberg 500, and M1911) while singing American national songs
>4:50, make breakfast, 90% of which includes 1/4 pound of bacon, 6 waffles, boysenberry syrup, and 3 raw eggs, with a 40oz Powerade and handful of espresso beans
>5:30, take shower/shave/morning dump/piss, while singing Queen/Eagles/Aerosmith
>5:40, check all my e-mail accounts (67), and practice some Russian
>6:30, get dressed in a suit of my choice, bike to work (i do cyber security/IT freelance, i always have an appointment to go to)
>7AM-12PM, work
>12:00, bike home, make lunch (always a reuben/french dip and fries w/ tony chachere's) and 12oz Red Bull
>12:30, browse /g/, /b/, /k/, and /v/
>1:00, bench press 200lbs, 50 push ups, various ab workouts
>2:00, bike over to shooting range w/ my L96, shoot various targets from 500-900 yards
>4:00, head over to bar to converse with friends
>4:30, order drink (usually either Ayinger, straight bourbon, or an Old-Fashioned), talk with friends, catch up
>6:00, head home, eat dinner (usually leftovers from my Sunday hunt)
>7:00, play some vidya on my PC
>8:00, start programming (or working on an existing project), perhaps deep web
>10:00, leave BTC auto mining system running, do 30 pushups, go to sleep. if i can't sleep, jack off

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>>694425257

not really, no.

>>694425110
Bot to trade in game cosmetics or something like that? (Never played LoL)

>Wake up 04:45
>Get up, perhaps drink some pepsi max, get dressed
>Kiss sleeping gf good bye, catch buss leaving at 05:11
>Come to work about 20 minutes pre worktime
>Work
>Work
>Work
>Get home, hurting feet, play some vidya, sleep
>repeat

>>694425394
bot to lvl accounts to maxuimum and sell them on ebay as smurf account. takes like one week when i do it 24/7

>>694425518
how much does that make ya?

>>694425452
How much do you make

>>694425891
i can bot around 10 accounts at the same time on my PC

considering bans, i have about 5 to sell. each for 12,50.

you can say about 150€ per month. gotta keep electricity in mind tho

>>694425338
Probably fake, but if real: that is American as fuck.

>>694424991
Sounds suspiciously normal to me

>>694419863

>Up at 7
>Open the shop for 9
>Begin repairing retards bust two stroke equipment
>Spend all day talking to blown idiots
>Close shop by half 4
>Count cash do books
>Go home get fall over drunk then go to bed

I hate everything and everyone.

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>>694426222
I workout to K-Pop and anime theme songs. I require that my room temperature be at least 80ºF before I workout, which I have to manually set by sealing up my vent and turning the thermostat up. Roommate wants it like an ice box in here.

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>>694422402
Dude lurk moar, you can't just ask around. Plus /b/ is where the 4chan trash goes.
>pic related, how lost you are rn

>>Get up at 5:45
>>leave for work at 6:15
>>leave work at 16:15
>>meet with friends and/or gf for something nice or go home and smoke and watch movies with gf and kids
>>go to bed at 23:00
Don't expect too much creepstuff. Crazy things don't happen on a daily frequency.

>>694422402
School shooters are made in school by dickheads assuming bullshit about them.

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>>694426903

>>694426509
I once worked out to pretty hot gay porn

Wake up
Eat leftover fast food
Jack off while mentally raping my neighbour
VG till lunch
Shower after ordering more fast food
Linger about my maid fantasizing rape,jack off after
More VG
Super market followed by dinner pick up
Watch mukbang with dinner
VG then sleep
Repeat

>>694421688
Guess you have some cash anon

>>694419863
>Get up about 8:00AM
>Shower and eat a bowl of cereal
>drive to work (only 20min drive)
>9:00 clock in (I work at a marijuana despinsery)
>work till 11:30 (lunch break)
>Go back to work at 12:15
>work till 5
>sometimes the boss will give us freebies to take home and I get paid $15 and hour, so shits cash

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>Summer weekday
Wake up
Drive to hospital
Drive home
Ride motorcycle
Play games or watch YouTube for a bit
Sleep
>Summer weekend
Wake up
Ride motorcycle to university
Work at the library IT desk
Ride motorcycle around town, maybe get dinner/do whatever I feel like
Ride home
Play games/watch YouTube
Sleep