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2016-07-13 13:20:16 Post No. 694416175
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:20:16 Post No. 694416175 [Report]
Hear a noise in the basement.
Go down the stairs.
See this.
What do?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:20:47 Post No.694416224
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:20:47 Post No.694416224 [Report]
Get out of my house, fucking cunts.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:12 Post No.694416258
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:12 Post No.694416258 [Report]
Sit on my throne
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:36 Post No.694416289
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:36 Post No.694416289 [Report]
wonder how I went down stairs when I was already in the basement to begin with and accept that I took too many drugs.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:57 Post No.694416314
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:21:57 Post No.694416314 [Report]
>>694416175
Fuck, marry, kill.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:22:44 Post No.694416392
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:22:44 Post No.694416392 [Report]
>>694416175
would rape all 3
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:23:17 Post No.694416440
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:23:17 Post No.694416440 [Report]
Wonder why my basement has windows
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:23:56 Post No.694416485
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:23:56 Post No.694416485 [Report]
Turn 360 and leave
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:24:42 Post No.694416544
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:24:42 Post No.694416544 [Report]
Spray them with my hose
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:26:13 Post No.694416679
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:26:13 Post No.694416679 [Report]
Lock them up and turn them into my sex dolls.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:01 Post No.694416765
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:01 Post No.694416765 [Report]
"Officer, I swear these girls were already in my basement."
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:41 Post No.694416825
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:41 Post No.694416825 [Report]
>>694416679

This is the only correct answer, but maintaining three sounds exhausting.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:44 Post No.694416830
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:44 Post No.694416830 [Report]
Check the locks on their cages.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:48 Post No.694416839
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:27:48 Post No.694416839 [Report]
>>694416485
That's a circle you idiot.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:02 Post No.694417063
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:02 Post No.694417063 [Report]
>>694416175
Forcibly induce lactation on all 3, keep in basement, start human dairy farm.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:04 Post No.694417066
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:04 Post No.694417066 [Report]
Looks like Santa Claus came early this year
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:16 Post No.694417084
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:30:16 Post No.694417084 [Report]
>>694416839
Cmon don't be that guy
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:31:38 Post No.694417206
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:31:38 Post No.694417206 [Report]
>>694416175
"How the hell did you pigs get out of your cages?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:31:52 Post No.694417230
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:31:52 Post No.694417230 [Report]
>>694417084
Aw you got me
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:32:52 Post No.694417313
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:32:52 Post No.694417313 [Report]
Whip out dick, commence fucking all three of them.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:09 Post No.694417422
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:09 Post No.694417422 [Report]
>>694416175
Good thing I soundproofed this basement years ago.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:31 Post No.694417457
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:31 Post No.694417457 [Report]
ask myself, when i did start playing baseball
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:41 Post No.694417478
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:34:41 Post No.694417478 [Report]
lock the door
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:36:06 Post No.694417596
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:36:06 Post No.694417596 [Report]
show cock and get sucked
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:36:36 Post No.694417635
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:36:36 Post No.694417635 [Report]
run back upstairs, "honey there's three blonde teenagers in the basement that broke in and want to have a fivesome. You game? Oh and also we have a basement now apparently."
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:37:57 Post No.694417752
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:37:57 Post No.694417752 [Report]
ask what 3 white girls are doing in my, a niggers, house at the middle of night. Film everything for evidence that i did nothing to them.


unless they were dtf.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:39:39 Post No.694417889
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:39:39 Post No.694417889 [Report]
>>694417752
Don't forget to check id's anon. Even if they are under 18 a judge will let you off because you are a nigger and not capable of doing simple math.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:40:07 Post No.694417936
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:40:07 Post No.694417936 [Report]
>>694416175
Get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:40:47 Post No.694418004
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:40:47 Post No.694418004 [Report]
>>694416175
Ask them if they have fixed my boiler because my water is cold when I try to take a shower. These 3 stooges call them selves "plumbers?" All they did down there was goof around with each other. I'm not going to pay full price service for their tom foolery. This is the last time I call Mario and Luigi for Plumbing service because they keep sending out these 3 goons.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:41:01 Post No.694418021
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:41:01 Post No.694418021 [Report]
Chain them back up, but make sure I do it right this time. Then stab one of them in the leg to deter them from attempting escape again.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:41:43 Post No.694418091
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:41:43 Post No.694418091 [Report]
Show them kittens.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:42:12 Post No.694418129
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:42:12 Post No.694418129 [Report]
beat the shit out of the girl in the middle if she thinks she can wear that top in my house.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:42:30 Post No.694418152
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:42:30 Post No.694418152 [Report]
>>694416175
Ask them to Clean that fucking basement!..Fucking Christ!
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:43:54 Post No.694418251
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:43:54 Post No.694418251 [Report]
>>694416175
"Okay, time to fuck all three of you."
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:44:10 Post No.694418272
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>>694416175
Summon the White Dragon.


Bitches always fall for the trap card
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:44:52 Post No.694418320
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:44:52 Post No.694418320 [Report]
Freak the fuck out because I don't have a basement.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:46:19 Post No.694418436
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>>694417889
KEK
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:46:24 Post No.694418442
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:46:24 Post No.694418442 [Report]
>>694416175
I'd tell them to strip for me and then I'd fuck them. I'd finish by getting a 3 way blow job and shoot on their faces and then make them lick it off each other
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:46:56 Post No.694418483
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"Hey Ladies, ever seen a Penis before?"...
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:47:53 Post No.694418549
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:47:53 Post No.694418549 [Report]
>>694416175
Walk away
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:10 Post No.694418646
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:10 Post No.694418646 [Report]
>>694416175
Turn 180 and walk away
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:32 Post No.694418670
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:32 Post No.694418670 [Report]
>turn 270 degrees
>crabwalk away
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:42 Post No.694418678
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:49:42 Post No.694418678 [Report]
>>694416175
>Triple homici-"self defense".
The cum on the body is a stress reflex, right?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:50:39 Post No.694418748
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>>694416175
Send them to this guy.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:50:54 Post No.694418760
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:50:54 Post No.694418760 [Report]
LOOK AT ALL THS ROOM WE HACE FIR ACTIVITIES
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:06 Post No.694418840
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:06 Post No.694418840 [Report]
>>694418748
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:17 Post No.694418858
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:17 Post No.694418858 [Report]
Ask them if they like Cheese Pizza.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:39 Post No.694418883
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:52:39 Post No.694418883 [Report]
Catch the pidgey in the corner.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:53:18 Post No.694418935
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think that they seem awfully happy to be locked in a basement
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:53:22 Post No.694418939
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:53:22 Post No.694418939 [Report]
...but how to catch all three...?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:53:42 Post No.694418963
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>>694418748
Nah, send them to this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIZyA7ghiEQ&index=18&list=PLgAG0Ep5Hk9Kwyw72aqMVbnkvGYqdY6wd
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:07 Post No.694418991
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:07 Post No.694418991 [Report]
>>694416175
Do a 360 and walk away
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:27 Post No.694419013
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:27 Post No.694419013 [Report]
>>694416175
Call those ladies to bust the spooky ghosts.

Then call EMS to remove the rotting corpses under my house.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:33 Post No.694419021
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>>694418963
meh
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:47 Post No.694419039
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>>694416175
Throw a PokeBall at one of them and hope to catch one!
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:52 Post No.694419050
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:54:52 Post No.694419050 [Report]
>>694418748
That's a great idea!
And besides, somehow I think the one on the left would find m00t very handsome..
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:55:25 Post No.694419089
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:55:25 Post No.694419089 [Report]
>>694419021
Nice tits.
Moar?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:55:33 Post No.694419105
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:55:33 Post No.694419105 [Report]
>>694416839
that's not a circle, it's a square
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:32 Post No.694419182
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:32 Post No.694419182 [Report]
This is easily the hardest I've ever gotten blueballed.>>694416175
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:38 Post No.694419190
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:38 Post No.694419190 [Report]
>>694416175
this
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:58 Post No.694419210
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:56:58 Post No.694419210 [Report]
>>694417752
fugg off nig
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:15 Post No.694419234
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:15 Post No.694419234 [Report]
>>694418091
i like this guy
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:26 Post No.694419251
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:26 Post No.694419251 [Report]
http://dourl.xyz/6
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:51 Post No.694419288
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 13:57:51 Post No.694419288 [Report]
>>694418549
why bother posting that
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:08:28 Post No.694420102
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Basement? You don't say.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:14:21 Post No.694420562
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:14:21 Post No.694420562 [Report]
>>694416175
Go to town.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:26:20 Post No.694421489
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:26:54 Post No.694421529
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:26:54 Post No.694421529 [Report]
Ask for more of her pics.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:27:09 Post No.694421552
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:27:09 Post No.694421552 [Report]
Shoot all three. I live in Texas people should know better to not break into a Texans house.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:35:45 Post No.694422267
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:35:45 Post No.694422267 [Report]
lick them
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:39:00 Post No.694422534
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:39:00 Post No.694422534 [Report]
Tell them to get the fuck out so I can jerk off to Chinese girl cartoons in peace.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:40:21 Post No.694422649
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:40:21 Post No.694422649 [Report]
>>694416289
heh heh that was good
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:41:06 Post No.694422718
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:41:06 Post No.694422718 [Report]
>>694421552
red-blooded American right here
I salute you and your mindset
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:46:08 Post No.694423108
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:46:08 Post No.694423108 [Report]
>>694416175
bend over all 3 and lick their asses
tell them they can only leave if replaced by another hot friend
keep it goin
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:47:44 Post No.694423229
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:47:44 Post No.694423229 [Report]
>>694416839
everytime
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:52:22 Post No.694423609
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:52:22 Post No.694423609 [Report]
>>694416175
knock the middle one out, now she isn't undefeated, Bitch
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:53:23 Post No.694423686
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:53:23 Post No.694423686 [Report]
>>694416839
>what is moonwalking
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:53:46 Post No.694423721
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:53:46 Post No.694423721 [Report]
>>694416175
shoot them.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:27 Post No.694423863
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:27 Post No.694423863 [Report]
>>694416175
Figure out how I got a basement in my apartment.
Continue on with my day.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:28 Post No.694423865
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:28 Post No.694423865 [Report]
>>694416175
>Hear a noise in the basement
>Go down the stairs
>see three girls
>spaghetti starts dripping
>"h-hey femanons, what's, why are you doing in my house"
>need to think of a good excuse to leave
>"I think I left the shower running"
>shower is clearly silent
>trip on first step to house
>spaghetti everywhere
>cry
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:44 Post No.694423885
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:55:44 Post No.694423885 [Report]
trick question, i never leave the basement
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:56:59 Post No.694423961
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:56:59 Post No.694423961 [Report]
Ask how the other two got there
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:57:04 Post No.694423964
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:57:04 Post No.694423964 [Report]
>>694423885
Kekd
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:57:46 Post No.694424029
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:57:46 Post No.694424029 [Report]
>>694416175
High five my son since his room is in the basement
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:59:50 Post No.694424192
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 14:59:50 Post No.694424192 [Report]
>>694416175
"Welcome to Uncle Touchy's Feely basement, ladies. Who wants a Roofie Colada?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:00:15 Post No.694424230
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:00:15 Post No.694424230 [Report]
Choke out the one on the left to scare the shit out of the other 2.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:14:32 Post No.694425445
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:14:32 Post No.694425445 [Report]
>>694417084
underated post
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:14:59 Post No.694425482
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 15:14:59 Post No.694425482 [Report]
>>694416175
Rape
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