>>694413628
Dissapear. Prob lies anyway dont even bother to figure it out

>>694413628
I don't know but you've just inspired me to watch some Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends. Thanks anon.

>>694413759
Dude I don't know how I'd handle knowing I have a kid somewhere and I'm in hiding just a few hundred miles away

>no condom

>>694413628
>Being this dumb
You done it now op

>>694413628
>> trusting women
this is what you get
but since she doesn't know where you live, and you meet up only in hotel, then dissapear, change phone number, and don't stay in that hotel, at last for some time

>>694413628
Get a paternity test.

Or just Captain Falcon that bitch.

>>694413917
Can't she do a DNA test and find me though? I don't know if I can handle this today

I can't just hide can I, it's not that easy or can it be? Please give me some info on how to handle this

>>694413628
This is why only fuck prostitutes.

>>694413628
put an old fashioned rollerskate near some stairs and let nature take its course

Tell her if she doesn't abort the kid you're gonna be the shittest dad the world has ever seen. The message is clear: you don't want to be a father, she told you she was on the pill, it's a matter of respecting you. She'll abort it if she's a decent person

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>>694413628
Man the fuck up.

Bitch.

Cumming in pussy has consequences.

Whether your girl feels like shit from hormones

Or you get a little baby.

Don't be a nigger op. Sounds like you have a good enough job.

Man up and prepare to be a dad.

There are already enough children without fathers that cause crime in the world.

If she wants to abort, congratulations you dodged a bullet.

And maybe next time you shouldn't trust women and wonder if maybe you shouldn't cum in pussy if you aren't ready to be a father.

Niggger

>select all images with pies

>>694413628

You were chemically castrated because your a dog nonce remember?

Text her that. Watch her run.

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>>694414112
fucking kek

>>694414087
of course she can, but how she will get it from you, if you didn't gave her your full info, like where you life, also if you have any kind of social media like facebook delete it, and you should be fine, but for fuck sake don't show in that area anymore, even if it means loosing job, it's better than becoming dad at young age. Also i think this is just bullshit, but just in case to it, and learn to use condom next time, cheers

>>694413628
Here's what you do
>meet up with her
>convince her to keep the child
stay with me here
>be there for her
>attend pre-natal classes and all that
wait for it
>hold her hand and support her during labour
>be the first one to hold the baby in your arms
>raise it to be a prize-winning scientist with that smart Asian brain and privileged white genetics
>push him/her into the field of gene-splicing/cloning
>have a literal harem of cloned sheep to bury your shrivelled welsh prick into
>alternatively, if it looks like anything less than a genius when it's born, throw it forcefully at the wall and run out of the maternity ward screaming in your dead language

>>694414448
Kek

>stay with me here

Nice touch

>>694413628
you live in another location

delete facebook
delete all contact

your scott free

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>>694413628
probably bullshit, here is my take. You will never be ready to be a father. It takes a man to be there for his wife and child. OP if this is not you and you are willing to never know the joy of being a father, then go back to your mom's basement and play video games. The world does not need another you.

>>694413628
Abortion and then eat it. This is the only way to truly know its dead.

OP calm down.
Why can't you be a dad? How old are you? How old is the girl? Is she rich or at least have a good paying job you know of?

Dude it is a well worn fucking scam to get your money.

Shut down all contact. She is not pregnant.

Moving hotels is a great idea.

If it catches up with you, deal with it then.

They want cash. 1000 to 1 it is real in any sense.

Get the duck out of there with no regrets.

>>694414618
shit /b

>>694413628
Take responsibility. Be the dad that she needs. All things considered, if you're not a horrendous neck beard, you.could get a real great cake from that oven. If that's not good enough, think of how she feels. If you're not a basement-dwelling Autist, you can do it. Dirt-poor Niggers all over the US are raising kids semi-successfully to adulthood. You can certainly do it.

>>694414448
KEK

>>694413628
Congrats OP! Becoming a father was the greatest moment of my life. Good luck and have a great day. Stop panicking, you've successfully created a tiny human being. Enjoy it. You and she don't have to marry or whatever, just love your child.

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>>694414401

Jesus Christ nigger, you need some English classes.

>>694413628
Look its simple. Take a kill baby morning after pill. Kill baby. Once baby is dead. Start fucking her again. But teach that fucking bitch a lesson this time and fuck her like the cum bucket she is.

So you'll have a cute Half-Asian kid.

>attractive
>smart
>good professional career

Congrats you now have a retirement plan. Just raise them to want your praise by neglecting them a bit if they're grades drop and being proud when when they get valedictorian and then ride that sweet kid cash.

>>694415002
This

>>694415135
That'll learn her real good, anon. Great talking with you.

>>694414232
u are aware that opinions of child raising differ?

>>694414232
This
Niggers run off and refuse to accept responsibility. Don't be a nigger op

Send a text back

Either you abort it or I abort you

Works every time

>>694414448
Fuck I lost

>>694414448
Thid11!!!

>>694415311
kek this

>>694415311
>Implying you've done this with multiple women who come up with the same reply, rather than running away and making an attempt to raise Albert Einstein MK II.

>>694413628
I've got 4 chicks pregnant and drove them all down to the abortion clinic to get their babys cut up and vacuumed out.

I made them all pay half the fee as well. Cos fuckyeah Feminism.

I gave them all two weeks to get over the trauma and then fucked them all again.

And they all just kept on fucking.

Kill that potential drain on your future and get back to doing what you loved - fucking for fun.

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>>694413628
Post a picture of her you Welsh cunt

>>694415487
Look, an unplanned kid is not a good idea. If mom doesn't wanna abort it she's already failed as a morher

Talk to her you autist. She probably feels the same way. If so then discuss your respective beliefs. Give the kid up or terminate the pregnancy. Sounds like you have a good thing going. Why the fuck would you look to /b for advice.

>>694413628
Run, nigger. Is it illegal in your backwards country to insist on a paternity test? How much does she know about you? Full name? Where you work?

She lied about being on the pill. She also lied about how it can only be yours. She didn't count all the niggers she fucked because niggers don't count, probably. If the law won't help you, gtfo fast, or you'll be paying to raise a nigger baby.

>>694415673
As if there aren't pre-made failed moms that are there before they lose their virginity. Catch my drift? If that's not enough, let me spell it out for you.

T H E R E. B E. D U M B. A S S E S O U T. Y O N D E R

>Half-dragon half-Godzilla baby
Mite b cool, OP, keep the bastard

First of all calm the fuck down. Baby ain't gunna grow no quicker just cos you're aware it exists.

Assuming its under 2 months old. Its the size fuck-all.

Decide together if you want it or not. If not call abortion clinic, make appointment, have procedure and recover. Then back to business.

If you want to keep it decide to marry or not. If not, then start getting ready to be Dad.

>>694413628
I can help. Give me her number. I'll cream pie her too, then she wont know for sure

>>694416095
>Baby ain't gunna grow no quicker
>Pressing the 'return' key twice after every sentence
Can you abort this clown, OP?

>>694416131
Have you taken your meds yet today?

>>694413628
Yeah I have a solution.
Be a fucking man.

>>694416062
Fucking kill them

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I found a perfectly-drawn caricature of your love child in about five years, OP.

Simply put, we need nudes of her

>>694416564
How do you know it's a her? A few months is too early to tell I thought

Is OP still here?

Here's what I would do

Make it clear I don't want the kid.
If she decides to have it anyway I consider that a moral crime.
Try to be a good dad, but don't tell the kid fairy tales, will help him/her out however I can, but will hate mom forever and not make a secret out of it.

>>694413628
1. Check if its even your child to begin with, paternity test
2. if it is, try to convince her to abort it
3. if that doesn´t work, man the fuck up, you´re a dad now. Fucking niggers making letting your child grow up without a father a normal thing.

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Here OP.

>>694416459
Kill who? The baby? Legal. The girl? Not so legal. Just because a girl is stupid as rocks, that doesn't make it legal to beat her over the head with a shovel. And further more, doing that could just make her even more stupid. And make sure not to decapitate her with that shovel. Even tools are becoming more high-tech these days. Her spine would attach to the shovel and you'll have a shovel bitch following you around, nagging you. And if you give in to a shovel bitch, she's going to want a shovel dog to go with her. What I'm really saying is, will someone post Shovel Dog?

>>694413628
as my family always told me "you make your bed, you lay in it"

Get her drunk, get her to let your dog knot her up, take pics, post said pics, problem solved.

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>>694416757
Also, my input is to just do a self-abortion.
Invite her over to talk about it, be super accepting, have a few drinks, and make-up sex.
Wait for her to fall asleep.
Then whip out your 14 inch dildo and scramble that infant like you do your own insides. By the time she wakes up, the survival chances are nearly in the negatives if you have a decent arm.

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Just gonna leave this here

>>694416902
You HAVE to go back

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>>694414448
mfw this

>>694414448
10/10

>>694414087
Go to Bangladesh or Nepal and nobody will find you there

Fuck her mom

>>694417304
Except you, anon. You'll be the prime witness.

>>694416068
lost

>>694414232
this. so much. people seem to have forgotten that sex is originally for reproduction so dont be a fucking faggot and take some responsibility

>>694417380
Why stop at that? Fuck her sister. Her aunt. Her girlfriend. Her boss. Her brother. Her second cousin twice removed. Her classmate. Her elected official. Her underling at work. In that order.

All these closet girls crying about muh responsibility. Girl should have taken the pill the properly and just abort the kid. That's responsibility.

>>694413628

"no way i can be a dad yet"...
"i cum in her reg"
"cant be dad"
"cum in her"
"dad"
"cum"

"i slit my wrists downwards because i like the feeling of going woozy when i get low blood pressure, but no way im ready to die yet"

"i like having unprotected sex, but i aint in anyway ready to get aids yet"

"i gave this new herion dealer/pimp my house after he beat me up keys and address but he assures me it will be fine when i get home"

>>694415135
someone has had serious issues with women (or in fact, never had any issue of any sort with women)

>>694413832

FUCKING KEKSICLE

>>694413628
Meet her and verify for sure she is prego, if she is for real and not fucking with you dis'a'fucking'peer into the night.
>Assuming she doesn't know where you live\work etc.
>If she does man the fuck up or you will be in a world of shit.
>Best advice is can give you it's cheeper to keep her

>>694417304
Dude not OP but I'd rather have the fucking kid than live there

>>694417748
this.

> don't worry anon i'm on the pill
> ohshitpregnant.jpg
> wait a minute, this could be good for me
> he is not a bad catch, has a job
> fuck him i'm having the kid he'll come around

this is literally her reasoning. psychopath

Is abortion legal in the EU?

>>694413628
Well, you work. That's a good start. You know you ought to support the kid, It's time to man up.

I don't know how it is with Brits social stigma wise, but the moment you start thinking that you're stuck marrying her, it's game over.

You ought to stay with her a while, though, regardless. Help out taking care of your son or daughter in some capacity.

She might end up being the one for you after all, in which case you're basically set. So try to keep an open mind.

>>694414232
This. Plus free asian wife.

>>694414087
nigs hide from their kids erry day.
and if they manage to do it, you can too anon

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>>694413628

>Creampies on the reg
>No way can I be a fucking dad yet

Bully her into an abortion. I did that once. No regrets.

>>694413628
Disappear

>>694414448
top loll

Married oldfag here.
Wife & I have no kids (Its lovely, surplus dough goes for enjoyment not to some ingrate kid).
Even though I know my wife is on the pill, I RARELY bust inside because of shit like this. It is too taxing & distracting to worry about the consequences of an errant creampie...I'd rather have mouth love, oral creampie edition anyhow.

Kick in stomach, insist on abortion, paternity test if she's dumb enough to carry to term. Or just start telling her that your family has several strange medical conditions that have no cure and the 'baby' would be in danger if carried to term...

hahahahahahahaha
out of town sex is suppose to be anonymous sex.
You fucked up when you started hitting that asian tramp regularly

>>694414448

>this post
>11/10

>>694414232

Be fucking responsible, talk with her about it.
Maybe she dont even want it to.

What if anon

what if..

she is the fucking best girl of your life who you ever met but you just don't know it yet?

>>694419252
>she is the fucking best girl of your life who you ever met but you just don't know it yet
This could be the chorus of a really shitty Romanian trance song

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>>694413628
women are the greatest danger for men nowdays, anon... you idiotic fuck have learned it the hard way "NEVER fuck without a condom" and bring it your self (in case she has one, but poked a hole in it or some crazy shit), you can't trust a woman, she could have diseases, she could get pregnant, her bodyfluids could react like acid with your dick!... you never know, don't trust cunts!

>>694419252
>what if she is the fucking best girl of your life who you ever met but you just don't know it yet?

This is the kind of shit they also say to the brides in forced marriages.

>>694419513
>NEVER fuck without a condom
This. I put one on whenever I leave the house just in case

>>694413628
The pill is not 100% effective

>>694413628
bitches lye
scram

>>694418978
Why not get a vasectomy?

>>694418978
Youre a fucking idiot paranoid cuck or youre just retarded.


Im just laughing at you because you dont even use the pill for ITS INTENDED PURPOSES LMAO


IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH EXTRA INCOME, WHY IS AN ABORTION NOT AN OPTION IF THE CHANCE IS 0.01%....

just lol@you. Idiot

>>694419915
>Cutting your balls off
>Pulling out
Gee, I wonder which one to do

>>694420181
Are you retarded, baiting, or just don't know the difference between castration and vasectomy?

>>694421164
The second one, with great success

>>694413628
brexit

>>694413628
>What do I do
Reflect on what an ignorant fuckboy you are and make some lifestyle changes you idiot.

"Oh noes! I came inside her a bunch of times and now she's pregnant!"

YA DON'T SAY

>>694421561
Then why not get vasectomy?

>>694422186
Because I enjoy the feeling of cumming. What's the point in sex without it?

>>694422345
I have one and I cum, the fluid comes from your prostate not your fucking balls jackass. Only the sperm do.

>>694413628
Don't listen to these guys, you're not a nigger if you run away, you're already worse than the average nigger; you are a fucking race traitor.

Sure i can accept sleeping with other races, breeding with them, with or without your willing to do so, is being a trator and speeding up the extinction of our race.
Fucking murder her or the child.

>>694422345
You still get the feeling of cumming.
You still shoot a load like you normally would, the only difference is that your cum won't have any semen in it.

>>694422514
The fluid? Im not trying to piss in her m8. Just regular sex

>>694422642
How uneducated are you?

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>>694414448

>>694422642
Confirmed for underage.

>>694423166
I'm married you dingus

>>694422709
I'm not uneducated. I gradated from DeVry

>with great success

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>>694420181
>>694421561
>>694422345
>>694422642

>>694424223
It's true they fell for it

>>694423241
Lol nice Uni drop

>>694424223
But they kept replying, what was I supposed to do?

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>>694414448

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Hey guys OP here, just wanting to say I duped you all, lel. Have a good day.

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>>694413628

>>694414232
/thread

>>694413628
Just don't contact her ever again and if she tries to contact you ask her not to and if she persists get a restraining order. That's it, also she's probably a liar, most women like to make things up to control or worry men.

Grow a pair and be a daddy, OP. You did this now claim her as your waifu.

>>694413628
Buy plan b. Slip her plan b. ..... Profit.

>>694413628
Tell her you have to call your wife and ask if it's OK for her to be pregnant.