who?

>>694409234
Bindi Irwin

>>694409158
hot..or not?

>>694409309
oh, right.

>>694409309
Who

>>694409322
quite pretty, I must say, kind sir.

>>694409378
Steve Urkell's daughter, you twit.

>>694409158
"My dead as fuck dad is the only reason anyone knows me!"

I'd fudge her right in the fudge hole though tbh fam.

>>694409158
Looks like she grew up and got downs

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She's basically Aussie Royalty. If you fuck her vagoo all the crocs will listen to you

>>694409637
Crikey

>>694409720
Maybe her vagoo is a crock what then?

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I like her to bendi over

>>694409158
Bindi?... kek.
she still lookin after the sting ray enclosure

damn she got chubby

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>>694409595
.. does anyone grow down, and get ups?

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Love that body, at least for now. She's got all the signs of potential blimping, however..

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>>694409720
>all the crocs will listen to you
"listen here, nigger"

>>694409158
heres a vid of her ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ

>>694410119
>love that body
but anon... no curves

>>694410119
bitch is fat as fuck

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Hottest pic

>>694409158
too old
also too fat
you're like eleven years late

>>694410119
>potential blimping
>literally morbidly obese
americunt detected

>>694410947
Go blow yourself, Pedo Troll

She looks mongolmixed / slav.

>>694410990
shes aussie mate

Too bad her father wasn't wearing sun screen. It would have protected him from harmful rays.

But at least he died as he lived, with animals in his heart.

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>>694410990
Don't bring America into this, Summerfriend
> America is where Spidey lives, and I know his phone number
I'm the other one posting Bindi Pics, so hit the trolls but leave your friends to the north out of it

>>694409158
Cumstastic a national treasure is our Bindi and her treasurechest and pirate booty

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>>694409378

>>694410941
id fuck her anytime.

>>694411067
/pol/fags.. never a dull moment.

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>>694411175
>pirate booty
wat

>>694410990
Right? I was so pissed I stopped fucking this koala!

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Post pics, Shut the Fuck Up

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>>694409158
Id fuck her, but I don't know if I'd be proud of it.
Getting a bit hefty you know

>>694411265
Booty big ole butt Id like to cum all over Bindi's booty xD

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If she was black there'd be no problem. Double Standard?

>>694411436
k den

>>694409309
da bindas ervin

>>694411501
If she was black she wouldn't be attractive.
Kill yourself, nigger.

>>694411647
lol faggot

>>694411004
not even pedo
she's just plain too old

>>694411089
I know she's aussie. I'm talking about the person who thinks morbid obesity is only "potential blimping".

>>694411151
wait, you want to be congratulated for posting a fat bitch? that's not how this works.

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>>694411151

>>694412120
Shes 18 in a few weeks so pedo for a little while longer but ehh

>>694412344
actually, "18 = no pedo" is only a thing in the US
most everywhere else she's been ready to go for years and years

>>694409460
Literally who? Are you just making up names?

>>694412619
>Steve Urkell
>making up names
google it, you absolute dickturd.

Fat is not a good look for her

>>694412619
The modern day pirate explorer

>>694412703
>>694412726
bindis ervin is his son

>>694409158
>>694409637
she's got those down syndrome eyes. is she some downy model or what?

>>694412982
all bundy is your mum kæk

>>694410941
Does she understand the implications of her shirt? That's a seriously sexually suggestive bit of text on her shit.

>>694413147
>she's got those down syndrome eyes. is she some downy model or what?

She's like an ugly Ryonen.

But I would totally mash that potato

Ausfag checking in here. I would like to just put out a disclaimer that we're not proud of what we created here. We think of her soft of how I imagine Germans think of Hitler

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>>694413203
>That's a seriously sexually suggestive bit of text
plox explain pls

>>694412344
She's been too old for 10 years.

>>694413203
are you saying her nipples detect underground streams?

>>694413411
If Hitler has finished there would be no freaks like that.

>>694413411
>some hardly known chick daughter of dead celebrity
>fools around with animals in the outback
>she's kinda like Hitler
kekked

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>>694413538
how you think he'd feel about /b/tards?

>pic related

>>694413470
Water diviners are these things you hold and try to feel subtle movements to detect concealed water sources.

she's only 17 you cunts

abandon thread!

>>694410990
Literally doesn't know what literally means

>>694413755
ah, ok. Makes sense.

kækked

>>694413755
Divining rods

>>694413834
Birthday is 11 days away, id it that bad?

>>694413834
and? literally what? is it illegal to be 17? illegal to look at 17y/o people?

illegal to talk about them?

.. 10 years from now, everyone under 18 will be locked away in America.

>>694409814
Fucking nigger I wanted to post that

>>694413693
We don't breed. He'd let us just die worshipping him for killing Jews, Muslims Africans and Asians.

>>694413998
Simmer down, Cody

>>694413851
>literally doesn't know what morbid obesity looks like

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National treasure is our Bindi

>>694414194
>>694414194
You are objectively wrong on this one, sorry buddy

>>694414263
Hnngh I'm so aroused and I shouldn't be

>>694414263
Critter looks scared but

>>694414131
that's the saddest argument in the entire history of national socialism, bro. But you're prolly right.
>>694414165
can't do that, Eugene. I'm a madman, a fucking madman.

>>694414280
LOL
that's not how any of this works

>>694414631
Yeah, it is. Morbidly obese has a set definition. She'd have to be 100 pounds over her ideal body weight, which she clearly is not. Learn something.

Ausfag here
If any of you glorious specimens lay siege to her delightful and most likely bushy cunt, you pay respects to her father as well. Jack it on her face, then stab at her chest with your dick until it goes limp
Strayan out

>>694414740
she actually is
look it up

>>694414263
Ped-O-Possum will replace Pedobear as the new prince of /b/.

>>694415174
If you think this slightly chubby chick is pushing 250 then you're retarded

>>694409158
she's a fucking fatty.

TRUST ME on this one.

>>694415470
Maybe, it's not in the family though.

>>694415470
>TRUST ME on this one
Donald?

I'd let her tickle my bean bag, by crickey!

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>>694415592
but your not fucking the family. You would be fucking that ham planet.

17 and her body looks like that! holy fuck. what happens when she puts on the college 15. It's gonna be more like the college 30.

Then she's gonna eat cause she feels disgusted with her fatness.
And the landwhale cometh soon.

10 years from now

her body is going to look like this
"bindi, is that you. ?" "damn girl, you look good. how's everything".

Meanwhile any guy that fucked her in that situation is counting the seconds until he can make his escape.

>>694415264
you just proved both that you don't know what she weighs and that you don't know how morbid obesity is defined

>>694410990
Anon, you are literally stupid. Bindi is literally chunky. /b/ is literally full of fags. Shakespeare was literally a genius.

>>694416500
http://www.calculator.net/ideal-weight-calculator.html?ctype=standard&cage=18&csex=f&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=11&cheightmeter=180&printit=0&x=86&y=11

Keep talking out of your ass

>>694416500
I don't need to know what she weighs, just her height, age, and gender.

>>694416301
I'm betting in 10 years she looks more like her mum, she doesn't have to sit on her arse in school every day now.

>>694410816
Damn... that is sexy. Just look at that macaw

>>694416500
>>694416958
GG

>>694413521
i was thinking the same

>>694416958
lol, too late to look it up now
you should have looked it up before you started making claims

>>694417060
you sure do
if you can't figure out why then read up
if you still can't get it then there's no hope for you

I saw her last week. Yeah, she's pretty hot now. I'm still working on my plan to slide in there, because when I went to the zoo I didn't make any headway. I'm 3 years older than her, so it's totally reasonable that she would go for an attractive local slightly older guy. Apart from the fact that she already has a boyfriend, allegedly. Hey, she's 18 in like 10 days, that doesn't matter so much, you know what they're like. All I need to do is somehow befriend her and get her in a private setting. Alcohol, weed and MD got me covered for the rest. Trust me, this plan is flawless. I just need steps C through W.

>>694413203
It's an Australian movie, sorry to be boring anon

>>694417921
You're the one making the claim, if you want that claim to have any validity, then it's your responsibility to back it up. Pro tip: saying "no ur wrong" isn't supporting your argument

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I liked her better as a toddler

>>694410119
>potential
She's on the Tarmac and being prepped for launch now. It ain't potential, she's there.

>>694416301
Nah she is a celeb when they put on too much weight they either hire personal trainer or just use cocaine to drop the pounds.

who?

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>>694410119
am i the only one who noticed the face on her knee?

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>>694418028
why is she so perfect

>>694418722
yeah because the rest of us aren't gay

>>694418722
casting couch is hard work in australia desert

>>694418836
and you just KNOW she has daddy issues

>>694418918
when I finally smash that all I'm going to be able to think about is "this is stevo's daughter" and then my brain will start trying to formulate jokes involving penetration and stingrays, goddamn it's going to be so hard to not fucking mention stingrays

Would still do the mom first.

>>694419102
Just be sure to shoot all over her chest

>>694409158
moasr
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe

Why don't Aussie women ever have eyelashes? It seems to me you'd want them to keep all the flies off your eyes.

>>694419104
mom is a psychotic amerifat weirdo.

the daughter is completely mini-her.

steve is completely dead. vale steve.

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>>694409954
Leave

>>694418478
i smiled, with a little giggle.

>>694419274
they bleach in the sun

>>694419185
When it happens, I'll do it for you. I'm actually only half-joking. I can literally walk to Australia Zoo. I'm the perfect age for 18 year old girls. I'm attractive and in shape, I'm not autistic enough for her to notice how autistic I am before I bang her. I know people who volunteer at the zoo, and I have a 7 inch cock. I'm also white in case she's racist. And I can pretend to be really interested in animals and going outside and shit. It's not a matter of 'if' I fuck her. When I have sex with Bindi, I'm going to cum on her chest.

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>>694409158

always thought she'd turn out fuggo.

amazing what plastic surgery rich parents can afford.

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>>694419102
>when I finally smash that

kek

>>694419762
I don't understand the joke, that's perfectly normal Australian

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Uhh

>>694410894

Holy shit!
I would let her hold my snake... wrestle with my anaconda !

>>694420178
someone should bubble this

>>694420606
is it wrong that i read that in Steve's voice?

>>694420669

More like right, in a very very wrong way

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>>694420762
i was trying to avoid that but i'll give it a 7/10 for fapping material

>>694419675
I've come to the conclusion that I need two things. First of all, I need Bindi and her current boyfriend to break up. I've thought about it, and I don't think she would go for it with me even if she was on MD and drunk at the time, and this is me we're talking about here. Secondly, I need to make a solid fucking first impression. I need to look mint and leave an impression. To increase my chances, I could volunteer at the zoo. This also increases my chances of, you know, actually running into her again, and I look great in khaki, plus it instantly shows her that I actually go outside and do volunteer shit and care about animals or whatever, so we've got common ground. Compared to her boyfriend, I'm not a professional wakeboarder from Florida, but at least I don't have a fucking jewfro, and I have a bachelor's degree. I'm hotter than that guy, but I might need to work out more and build a bit of muscle to increase my odds.

Two simple steps. Bindi and boyfriend break up. It'll probably happen at some point, she's about to hit 18. Slut phase incoming. Then solid first impression. That's the tricky bit, obviously. My entire plan rests on this. Out of all the fucking people she sees all the time, a lot of which are probably dudes as hot as me, I need to stand out somehow. My natural charm can only get me so far for this. I need to either be lucky or very meticulous.

>>694409158
Ugly as fuck. Can't you wait till shes like 35yo or something?

>>694421862
rohypnol is your only chance faggot

>>694410917
I want to jerk off on that proud slut's pretty little face while I play with her huge tits.

>>694423300
That's basically like using cheat codes. Also rape. Unless it's consensual I guess? I mean, do you have secret information that says she's really, really into getting fucked while on tranquilizers and probably passed out? Some chicks have a thing for getting fucked while they're unconscious, albeit usually by their boyfriend or husband completely voluntarily and agreed on beforehand. Anyway, if I WERE to be in a situation where I could manage to drug her and the fuck her without getting caught, that would basically mean I've already gotten her alone with me somewhere, at which point I would point I already have a clear run and can basically walk up and put it down and get a try.

>>694423857
you are right. rohypnol is not going to help.

you are no chance.

>>694420621
Autism pls go

>>694419736
parent*