ITT: We post our faces and make assumptions about others from their pics. (last one I'll post)
>>694407009
might as well follow me on twitter faggot
>https://twitter.com/danksatan666
or add me on facebook
>https://www.fb.com/Sylvie7654234
>>694407186
you look like a 40 yo man reliving his youth.
>>694407009
bro just grow a handel bar mustache and you'll be the fucking man
>>694407009
You kept me up all night anon. Trim the back of your hair!
Is that a praying mantis on your shirt?
>>694407207
you look like you smoke meth and work on the corner, eat a burger too you look hungry
>>694407207
If ur gonna vape, don't be a douche about it. It ruins it for the rest of us
>>694407009
Kripparian?
>>694407257
Sorry dude :), idk I still wanna try the undercut. It's a deftones tour shirt, btw.
>>694407009
Bass player.
>>694407355
nah dont do the undercut bro everybody has that shit, its generic asf
>>694407186
that haircut does not work for people older than 15
To he that asked if I lift, I do body weight exercises like pushups, weighted dips, etcetera. To the Vietnamese chick, I can't anymore because if I hurt myself before I ship out I'm fucked.
>>694407009
>turkroach
>Italian mudslime rape baby
>>694407256
had one, chopped the handles off, though.
>>694407342
ah fuck that, that dude looks nothing like me.
>>694407424
Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking, but honestly, I've been wanting one since forever, just never had the balls to do it. :/
Any anons from last thread? :(
>>694407521
Nope, just hispanic. good try though.
>>694407577
yeah, post your girlfriends vagoo fam
>>694407207
You better fucking talk
>>694407577
I'm still here. :) post more of those lovely hips.
Get to it then...
Cringeworthy thread is cringeworthy.
Get a fucking life trolls.
>>694407671
nigger that is the OP from the first of these threads that was found because she used a display pic as the OP
>>694407355
Np, jk. Nice shirt anyway. So what exactly is an undercut? I know I posted that pic of the hot guy with the mustache in the other thread and you said that was an undercut, what exactly is it though?
>pic related
no makeup me
>>694407621
Kik? I rather keep it private lol
Not even sure if it's ok to show you my pics... ;)
>>694407679
Never stop, do you? ;D
>>694407009
You have a decent grasp of the world but your life is a mess. you work as a tradey (i wanna say mechanic). you have 2 older siblings. you recently got divorced.
>>694407739
leave them alone they're interesting special people who are significant with their kewl pics of them posing all edgy and shit
>>694407874
not for you dude, you're fucking beautiful. :)
Damn this has been one popular thread.
>>694407771
Whoops oh well. I added her. No going back now. Tbh I don't see why people hide their identities in a fucking face rate thread of all places.
>>694407800
Pretty much shaved sides and long on top. I wouldn't go full shaved, though.
eyy chicks with fat pussies hit me up if ur lookin for a SWELL time ye boi
>>694407734
You're a fan of Messi. You can't play soccer for shit. You're currently wearing an anklet. You secretly like a pinky in your asshole. You can't accessorize worth a fuck. all in all, you're prolly a cool guy, and more than likely a faggot.
>>694407980
Sweet:)
Can I tell you a secret? :0 hope you don't mind:c
Oh also the long hair photo aswell, because there seems to be minimal guys with long hair... where are you all? :s
>>694408195
let me guess, you're not really qt lesbianon? Just posting her pics?
>>694408220
whiteboy7thst
>>694408195
are u a guy?
>>694408220
not back in 2008 when I had long hair.
hi fellas
>>694408166
Sorry anon, you're rather far from the truth, not a fan of football, guitarist, Hardly what you'd call a bummer and ok with ok people <3
>>694408080
Ah ok. Yeah don't go full shave.
>>694407800
You look like Zitz from Battletoads. Your eyes are so wide-set, you're about one cockslap away from going fullbuscemi.
>>694408466
you've done meth once
>>694408525
underage b&,l8r
>>694408324
Make a meme of me
>>694408228
So you must be a really stupid faggot, right?
>>694408466
Your diet consists of blue waffles, meth lased cookies and the souls of crying children
>>694407009
You get Shitty Nose Puns and jokes all the time
>>694408525
if youre norwegian, then we go on a date next week.
>>694407207
>willingly posts fb and Twitter on /b/
>no one does anything
>>694408466
You lick the edge of your mom's kitchen knives.
>>694408112
I don't even know you, but you look like Backstabber. Someone who'd sellout very quick.... Probably the Hair.
>>694408688
you jerk off to your mom sometimes, but never admit it to yourself.
I am a jugglo
>>694407009
pretty cute imo
>>694408525
MODS FBI ATF NSA CNN
>>694408790
hes the zohan!
>>694408525
MODS MODS MODS
>>694408718
Hahaha sure
Age of consent is 15 in Norway?
>>694408531
Ye
>>694408630
I don't really like waffles, I prefer pancakes. Ye and ne
>>694407009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ
It's almost 5 in the morning so I'm knocking out. Thanks for the fun, fags , and godspeed.
>>694407207
Rebecca~? When they let you out of Prison
http://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/lake-isabella-woman-accused-of-carjacking-dangerous-chase-and-drugs
>>694408815
in the guiness world records for deepest dive into the friendzone
>>694408853
Youre a giant faggot. Fucking die!
>>694408931
Lmao kill me
>>694407009
>>694408853
its 16.
and please ask chris hansson to get some comfortable chairs
>>694407312
I know a girl that looks like her did smoke meth, work corners and went to prison for carjacking and hispeed chase.
>>694408954
... for being young? Ok, thx :V
Byeee
>>694408931
Lol
>>694408916
insecure?
>>694408929
Lol Isabella just had a fire. I passed it returning to Cali from Arizona.
>>694407009
Will join ISIS
>>694407207
will look 40 at age 25
>>694407406
you play league of legends
>>694407734
you have trouble getting an erection
>>694408112
>>694408195
Stop gaying up fucking/b/ this isn't social media you sad lonely losers
>Inb4 nigger
Ausfag here. Not a disgusting abo either
>>694408417
Insecure so he needs to Post a Photo from a random naked Girl...
>>694407186
youre a fag
>>694409191
*he typed furiously*
"that will show em!"
*adds supergay picture*
*posts*
>>694407314
>vape
>not douche
pick one and only one
>>694408844
zohan Wouldn't betray Israel, Like this guy would betray his own relatives for a pay raise
>>694409041
For being young, gay, ugly and a summerfag. Youre probably a jew too, am i right?
Are you a sped?
>>694409363
Northern Europe, also drinking problem?
>>694409270
>random
That's Jen Lawrence
>>694409465
i think that's a troll. The real chick is from a latin american country, and doesn't seem that young, tbh.
idk, do you?
>>694409583
Greece, also, yes
>>694408741
topkek
>>694408822
:)
>>694409626
Aehhhh could be but the Brown Hair...
Also: Who?
>>694408790
damn bro thats harsh, i am actually a very loyal person or so i like to think, but then again the reason i have no friends and sit on /b/ all day is because of i stopped talking to all my friends when i got with my ex
fucked my life.
so maybe youre right.
And me?
>>694409626
>>694409465
Guess I was wrong on the age (is 15), but I'm still pretty certain that was a troll and not the real chick.
>>694410125
Who as in Jennifer Lawrence? The chick from Hunger Games films.
>>694408989
you've stabbed someone before
It's been fun the past few threads. later
>>694407009
Lol looks like a mix between shaia laboeuf and kripparian
>>694407406
The only thing he'll ride in a lifetime.
>>694407734
something like a numale without the beard OR, if you're gay, you're probably an alright guy.
>>694407009
Looks like a defeated Shia LaBeouf
>>694409191
boston bomber
>>694408422
You still here?
>>694409255
you're a shitposter on /pol/. Loled that even niggers don't want anything to do with abos.
do it
>>694407009
I assume you're a plumber.
>>694410923
Shit, have to become gay to be an alright guy... Brb anon
It's 5 am I should really go to bed soon
>>694407186
You brag about drunk sex
>>694408220
You listen to Nirvana
>>694408324
You force your way into hanging out with the "cool guys" at school, but none of them really like you. However, you crack a decent joke every once in a while and they pity you too much to tell you to fuck off so they keep you around.
>>694408466
You have a brother who died in a drug deal gone sour
>>694408688
You still post 2007 memes on Facebook and get 3 likes, 2 of which are from distant relatives.
>>694408989
You listen to Eminem
>>694409007
You date girls 4 years younger than you.
>>694409191
You masturbate using your sister's panties
>>694409255
The only reason you go to the beach is because you want as many people as possible to see you with your shirt off.
>>694409453
You often fight with your parents.
>>694409672
You're the quiet one in your group of friends who gets super red-faced all the time.
>>694410358
You go to the gym once a week but still call yourself a bodybuilder.
>>694411298
You're a hotshot and you've made out with a couple of chicks your age, but your grades are shit, you have no idea what you're going to do with your life, and your parents hate you.
>>694409191
>stop gaying up /b/
>this isn't social media
>posts picture of himself
>2005 faggot emo kid haircut
>>694411463
my god u are a magician
>>694411216
Gayl Hilter.
>posting your face like the insecure faggot you are
OH I AM LAFFIN
>>694411645
Just gittin 'er done, my friend.
ayy i should probably be sleeping
>>694411463
pretty neat, but i have average grades and i have not made out with any chick even tho im 17
>>694411008
Yep, still here just lurking on my phone in bed.
There ya go
>>694411900
Ouch, underage b& incoming. Sorry buddy.
Well, for your last few minutes of being here, I'll tell you you're a decent looking kid. Work with what you've got, don't be shallow, and find yourself a solid hobby to stick with. Bitches love passion.
Best of luck, amigo.
>>694411443
>hair
>face tattoo
>nose ring
>bag of weed
what went wrong anon?
>>694412136
thanks fam
>>694411900
>tho
is the -ugh really that fucking hard to tack on and not make yourself look retarded and negrid
>>694412060
you have SC?
>>694412173
she realized I was a loser and moved on
>>694412307
Yes, but sorry I won't post it here.
>>694412523
self pity is no bueno.
>>694412641
You went to the Citadel to study to help your Lord Commander fight the Others, but there was nothing to be learned and you are all doomed.
>>694412575
add me, idgaf. Bonhamster
>>694412739
Kek
>>694409270
you've date raped before
>>694409363
you've had a penis down your throat
>>694409453
you've had fingers up your ass
>>694409672
smell cat butthole
>>694410358
you picked your nose a lot growing up
>>694411298
you've masturbated while looking in the mirror
>>694411443
you're going to get triggered no matter what i say
>>694411715
he does look dead inside
>>694411873
watches jordyn jones youtube videos
>>694412060
idk why you're depressing to me
>>694412119
you think way too highly of yourself
>>694411216
Kek'd. Just a lurker on /b/ but yeah, abos as a race are by far the most useless people on the planet
>>694411463
>The only reason you go to the beach is because you want as many people as possible to see you with your shirt off.
Well it's definitely not because I need a tan. Thanks anon
>>694414603
kill ourselves
>>694414640
Are you speaking in the royal third person?
>>694414393
Not sure what you find depressing about her>>694412060. She looks sweet.
i know i know. loose weight.
Im working on it, im aimin to go from 95 to 85 in 2 months
>>694411715
are you alright? You look like a dead body dude
Let's hear some assumptions!
>>694414393
i dont know who jordyn jones is lmao
sorry for dog filter
>>694410358
Age?
>>694417152
Post one without
>>694407009
I'd assume you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>694417152
definitely heroin addict
>>694417152
Plays guitar, sucks
>>694416494
Filthy slavic potato
>>694416171
Colossal douchebag
>>694415695
Retail clerk with no self esteem
>>694412119
I've eaten porridge with more personality than you
>>694417217 most recent photo before that
>>694417708
i do work in retail. and im very insecure
>>694408220
Faceswap guy.
>>694417798 >>694417283 lol I am a retard sorry
>>694417993
Yes, yes you are.
>>694417798
ayy its tai lopez
>>694417708
You wear strange/edgy clothing in public and family occasions to get attention because your quiet/shy and don't get noticed otherwise.
>>694417798
your face is very unfortunate. i'm sorry friend
>>694419157
I wear RoosterTeeth merch in public and on the rare family occasion because they're innocuous and decent material.
Ok, ill bite. man your harpoons /b/
>>694419450
Low self esteem, likes alt rock and decent metal. Eats junk shit. Would feed healthy food and encourage to exercise while absolutely destroying in bed.
>>694419591
Close. I have decent self esteem, but everything else is pretty spot on. good job anon.
>>694419591
Slippery slappa can't gabba the Jabba.
>>694419779
Decent self esteem? Jesus that's the only thing you shouldn't have.
>>694419846
Eh, you get use to being fat pretty quickly. And I can think of a million other things i also shouldn't have, more pizza being one of them.
>>694419779
Well, I'm bored. Nice knockers. Here's the dick. Let's.
>>694419187
Wh you think that, friend
>>694420023
No, no you don't get used to it, that's a shitty excuse and a lie.